WebM thread

>>85833777
Context?
And what is that series about anyways?

>>85834884

Watch it anon, it's worth it. Only 3 seasons.

>>85834990
She has to die for some reason and tries to make it easier for the guy which makes it even harder because she's cute and naive, i get that. But why?
I have no access to the series anyways, and i don't want to go to jail for being a pirate.

>>85833180

Is this Life? God that looks so bad, i was about to watch it too. Tell me its actually decent and has some intense moments cus that makes it look like a B movie

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>>85835379
I like the beginning parts where the alien was just starting to gain power levels

later on got really retarded.

>>85835379
you can stop watching the second the alien escapes the first room. Having some small, intelligent and ridiculously strong jellyfish be the monster was pretty cool. The second it becomes bigger it suddenly stops being strong.

The rest of the movie is nothing but "oh no it wants to go *there* lets close a door just in time".

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>>85836043
Well that's one way to resign

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>>85836107
yeah, Child 44 is a bad bad movie. That the point where it goes from bad to awful.

>>85835622
Man, the trailers made it look like The Thing in space

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>>85836163
>movie is so bad character kills themself to get out of it

>>85836164
she would give you strong sons

>>85836196
Is this film just a waifu simulator?

>>85836207
>would
Why are you so cruel?

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>>85836198
It was for the best

The sad thing is Child 44 had some great ideas and concepts, but it too boring to be a thriller, and too short and too fast paced to be a epic.

Should have gone with the 3 hour flesh out all plotlines and you could have had Tom Hardy playing the lead of a Soviet epic of surviving Stalin and solving a series of murders.

But instead you have a bad serial killer movie with a piss poor serial killer with a lot of soviet stuff that goes mostly nowhere.

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>>85836254
Life is cruel anon

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>>85836357

>>85834155
What was in those grenades, the explosion went around a corner with the force of a volcano

>>85836349
Imagine after all that, crashing your bike.

>>85834155
>tfw u realize that's the girl he fucked the shit out of at the party
>that expression when he holds the grenades up

When did you realize this guy was the spiritual successor to Patrick Bateman

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>>85836478
reality is better then a book sometimes.

>>85836129
>tears out a part of the page with words on it
dropped

>>85836691
yup

>>85836764
It was Jane Austen. That actually improved the book.

>>85836129
thirsty bitch

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Speaking of long takes the other day. This scene goes for just under 4 mins in one take.

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>>85837316
Tacked on ending made it from a 8/10 to a 6.5/10 movie.

>>85837316
kek filename

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>>85836871
laughed audibly

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BEST SCENE

>>85837536
I approve!!! I enjoyed that scene. And the movie in general, I know I am in the minority.

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>>85837571
did you like the kungfu neomorph?

>>85837536
this would have been a great scene in a slapstick comedy, ill give it that much

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>>85837754
It was entertaining at least. It was a odd movie.

everything up till the landing ship blowing up was great. Then there was a tone shift with the robots discussing philosophy, then the what should have been final fight and flight sequence which I thought was well done.

the final alien on the ship sequence was stupid, and we never got to know the people before they started dying, which means outside of a handful of them there no emotional impact as I had a hard time at times figuring out which random crew member was killed.

still the 4th best of the series.

>>85838069
That it on blood ties - I didn't do most of the shoot-out since it was so long. And I didn't post the ending since meh.

Good cast (Clive Owen, Billy Crudup, Marion Cotillard, Mila Kunis, Zoe Saldana, James Caan) but it kinda a story you seen before of two brothers, one a cop, one a crook.

>inb4 someone says I made too much OC from it.)

>>85836407
valcano granades

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>>85837970
>entertaining
it was that, but not in the way they intended I'm sure.

>>85838338
>I actually thought that girl was cute.

I am not sure about that. Ridley scott in the prometheus commentary speicfily said that some of the stuff people bitch about was intended to be funny. Such as calling Vickers death "The biggest steam roller gag in history".

Is this film as good as Alien or Aliens? Hell no.

Its it better then 85% of the films that come out - sure.

Alien > Aliens >>>>> Prometheus > Alien:C >>>> Alien3 >>>>>> Child 44 >>> Alien 4

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>>85838528
Resident Evil really hates Dobermans

>>85836243
>Multiple women can't beat a guy with a chain around his face
SUCH STRONG WOMEN!

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>>85838627
they're one of the more recognizable enemies in the franchise, however they're not supposed to be able to run at 100mph and be heavy enough to crush cars under their weight.

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Just finished watching the 1958 Dracula with Lee and Cushing, the restored 2013 Bluray edition
Fantastic stuff, will make a bunch of webms from it tomorrow

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>>85838737
kek

>that webm
when he goes flying up reminds me of in dreams when you're suddenly too high and come falling back down.

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>>85838738

>>85838737
Why are the Japanese so retarded when it comes to action sequences?

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>>85838894
That whole sequence had a James Bond (specifically goldeneye) vibe to it, and to think that cheeky cunt tries to be modest when asked about whether he'd do a Bond movie

>>85839087
God that movie was sad

>>85839087
Well, is she part black?

>>85837994
>>85838160
What did she do to her?

>>85838528
Did Leon just kill some civvies for literally no reason?

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>>85839087
well was her mom black?

>>85838981
it was, I think Nolan wrote that so he could do a bond sequence since he knew he has made a lifetime commitment to WB and most likely will never be able to do a bond.

>>85839316
foot massage

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>>85839316
tickled her feet

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>>85839378
he killed the dog that was chasing him, that's not "for no reason", it is rather stupid to show that car wipeout from hitting the corpse though

>>85839283
>>85839427

the whole movie is about her mother being black and her rejecting her blackness

>>85839574
No he did it for no reason
He cared too much about styling and looking cool
He could have handled the dogs easier but wanted to show off
They ruined Leon's character

>>85839087
>argentinia personified

>>85839620
Thanks, what movie is it, might be decent enough for a view?

>>85839760
Imitation of Life. It's generally considered one of the best American films.

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>>85839574
#notmysupergirl

>>85839807
I love that film but "Generally considered one of the best american films" might be pushing it.

It really only gets on the lists for "best films of the 1950s and "best remakes" list outside of the BBC who loves it.

>>85839574
kek.

The show is horrible, but she is a qt.

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someone in the last thread asked for the 6'3 gal

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>>85840047
>hey guys Melissa is a QT let's have a Supergirl thread!
>dude post the nudes
*2 hours, 10 off topic posts and no nudes later*

That said, it's fun to dump all the webms I made from it, but said that I made so many

>>85837598

>Makes a canister sized hole in the door
>Decides to open the door completely to throw in canister
>...

>>85840161
>>85840161
will give her credit. Her nudes are more porn then any of the other ones.

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>>85840153
Man imagine their kids if they got together. or her and Armie Hammer.
or her horrible mutant spawn with me :(

>>85839949
Best supergirl

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>>85840269
They were definitely a surprise bonus
Girl should do actual porn

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>>85840300
My gentleman of colour

>>85836043
>That's why you shoot a man before throwing him in front of a train

>>85840287
Yes, she would make lovely kids, she could join the compound any time for babymaking.

>>85840307
surpised the porn companies haven't offered mainstream actresses tons of money to do porn.

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>>85840419
>surpised the porn companies haven't offered mainstream actresses tons of money to do porn.

Saudi princes apparently pay tons more with better discretion.

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>>85840393
kek

TDKR is by far his weakest film, but will remain Nolan's most quoted due to baneposting for a decade or more.

Which reminds me. I should do TDK and TDKR sometime.

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>>85840419
>surpised the porn companies haven't offered mainstream actresses tons of money to do porn.
I think they do on a regular basis to some of them, but it's not the best career move overall
There's always the "sex tape" if you need that publicity boost

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>>85840453
>That was the plotline of Melissa Benoist role in homeland...

>>85840476
>I think they do on a regular basis to some of them, but it's not the best career move overall
>There's always the "sex tape" if you need that publicity boost
Most likely correct, I actually not looked at porn in years. Learned the real life background of Allie Sin and stopped cold turkey.

That and I do not need porn.

>>85839378

Its not like he threw the dog carcasses onto the car behind him. It's their own stupid fault for not slowing down when they see a guy on a motorcycle shooting BOWs on the road. What else was Leon supposed to do?

>>85840453
You'd have to be mad to accept an offer like that

>>85840576
Idiot. I bet you're one of those fags who justify that we still haven't got Not a Hero

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>>85840612
Yeah well considering the ladies in question that's quite true

>>85840558
>Learned the real life background of Allie Sin
What's the story?

>>85840631

What does that have to do with anything? Leon isn't in control with how the dog carcass tumbles off behind him. He's got a world to save and he's trying not to die. Again, what else was he supposed to do?

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>>85840612
Saudi prince or porn? Though apparently Kristen Stewart did take Saudi bucks for hanging out but donated it to charity.

and let's be honest, no way does even the biggest porn studo have the bucks to match the average hollywood salary plus the weinsteins have already splayed them out proper on the casting couch presumably

>>85840723
>Saudi prince or porn?
Saudis

>>85840678
there a flint michigan article somewhere but she was a foster kid from Flint Michigan who ran away to florida and did porn to survive.

>>85840683
>Again, what else was he supposed to do?
Protect the people, first and foremost. He would and rightfully should lay down his own life to save others. That's what Leon would do Go back to your shitty Discord server]

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>>85840723
I think having hardcore scenes in mainstream movies would be a happy compromise for everyone, wouldn't you say

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>>85840777
I wonder how true that rings for porn actors in general.

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>>85840828
So who's your favorite Cabin monster?
I did actually like the Buckners, with their whole American Gothic backstory
But I would have really liked to see the Huron, the Vampires, or Kevin the Serial Killer in action

>>85840795
Mark Rylance and Kerry Fox was in a movie that was basically that.

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>>85840920
Oh god that's right, Intimacy
I remember the scandal

>>85835356
>that stomp
Oh god I felt that.

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>>85840869
Well they don't do it for fun.


>>85840894
Angry Molesting Tree is the one that makes me crack up.

any of them would have been fun.

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>>85840894
My main man Killbot

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>>85840999
>Angry Molesting Tree is the one that makes me crack up.
It has by far the bloodiest kill of the "Lifts Open" scene - jesus fuck what did it do to him in there

>>85841000
A definite highlight too

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>>85840965
I actually saw it years ago when I had disks from netflix.

It was rather boring from what I recall. Of course I can stand bad movies more now then back then.

>>85840999
>Well they don't do it for fun
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm deleting all porn links

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>>85841099
In all seriousness, It did me well, it got me out of a funk and now I have a large family and true happyness and not fucking myself with porn.

The only thing that remains from that time is my asphyxiation fetish that gets me going.

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>>85841057
>jesus fuck what did it do to him in there
molested him angerly

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>>85841179
Nothing wrong with a little asphyx

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>>85841099
God I love GM's Darkplace

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>>85841179
>>85841232
asphyx thread huh?

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>>85841179
>not getting Atomic Blonde for like weeks in my country

Goddammit.

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>>85841222
>molested him angerly
What a shame the kids didn't draw that one them, imagine seeing what it would do to the lovely Anna

>>85841179
You're right man. I have never been a big consumer of porn but I think now my mind is done with it for good.

>>85841281
It's brilliant.

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>>85841222
Aw I loved this scene, I like Hemsworth do you have him hitting the forcefield, I laughed pretty hard in the theater

>>85841199
She really wanted that chicken.

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>>85841598
Man for a non-cronenberg movie the body horror is pretty on point, RIP Zemeckis.

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Also, I miss when Bruce Willis actually gave a fuck when it came to acting.

>>85841598
I fucking love that movie. No comfi movies are made now

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>>85841710
Richard E Grant and Sandra Bernhard are fantastic in that movie
>I'll torture you for so long you'll think it's career

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>>85841781
The banter is pretty damn on point, it's a shame the movie didn't do well, such a madcap over the top movie.
>My name is Kit Kat. This is not a dream

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>>85841566
kek

>>85835322
Why can't other shows/films take place in a snowy place. Living in a hot humid climate makes me yearn for such a place.

>>85837316
God, that ending was so fucking atrocious.
>suddenly aliens
>they're fucking flammable
>flammable aliens being any sort of threat to humanity at all

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>>85841953
Seen Lilyhammer or Fortitude?

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>>85841953
>Why can't other shows/films take place in a snowy place.

guess it comes to commitment of the actors for dealing with that kind of environment and how long they gotta be freezing their privates parts off for.

There's The Snowman coming out though, but I hear the book ain't all that.

>>85839316
Undone her.

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>>85841659
RIP Zemeckis
>>85841718
RIP /comf/ movies
>>85841710
He's pretty much the exact same character no matter what he's in now.

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>>85841961
Yeah but you could kill the guys in Signs by spitting on them.

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>>85836103
Jesus that Jaw

>>85834990
don't fall for /tv/ meme, this series is shit

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>>85842190
She's no Willis offspring, would tickle her womb.

>>85842160
From what is that?

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>>85842564
A reminder that Miley is a good pure woman and everything else is memes invented by jealous hoes.

>>85842598
Moontown

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>>85841378

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>>85841487
Here you go

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>>85842705
RIP Fred. The funny thing is they actually foreshadowed this at the beginning with the bird.

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>>85841953

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>>85842705
And thanks, chum.

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>>85842771
yep, it a good brick joke where if you paying attention you are like "wait, there a defensive grid....

>>85838495
>alien 3 better than 4
>alien 4 being "super bad"
alien 3 was shitty and really boring, and the scenes with the one alien are the worst scenes in the movie
alien 4 was pretty bad, but was at least pretty highly entertaining

>>85836448
why would she be jelly

>>85842811
>German Morning Cartoons.webm

>>85842851
agreed

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>>85842835
Chekov's Magic Forcefield

>>85842851
the only thing good about 4 was Ryder being a qt.

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>>85842912
This show was fun, always cracked up at the warlock who sucked at magic but was apparently amazing at alchemy

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>>85842912
It was a much better crafted movie then I expected.

>>85842951
she definitely is cute, but she's also the worst character in that movie

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>>85842986
It was very cool, leaned a bit too much on the toilet humour but the satire was spot-on

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>>85843042
As much as I like Alien, I ate alien 4. I didn't care for anything from that film outside of that qt.

>>85843153
that's a shame
it's personally one of my favorite dumb b-action flicks

>>85843188
perhaps when I get around to webming it on rewatch I might like it better.

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>>85842160
is that from a show or something?

>>85843153
Alien>Aliens>4>the rest.

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>>85842878
the other girl was a more recognised actor in that movie.

>>85841659
Took me off guard and made me laugh

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>>85843376
>someone on this board called her a manface

was never more upset in my life

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>>85843597
that girl is cute

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>>85843664
Lots of very cute "high school" girls in Vice Principals, Taylor was the best.

>>85843597
if by 'her' you mean atwell it might have been me because i hold that opinion.

>>85843752
I can see

Struggling on deciding which movie to watch next.

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>>85843323
from a short film

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2975946/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

>>85843916
shelly deserved everything and was lucky to have a man like leo

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>>85843916
>why's this look like a Lynch movie
>oh.jpg

>>85843752
Does Danny McBride play any other character besides Danny McBride?

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>>85844168
Honestly his character in VP was a far cry from his EB&D character

>>85844264
obvious body double

>>85836186
>Man, the trailers make it look good
No kidding

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night lads

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>>85844347
Sadly, you're right.

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>>85844394
that really grinds my gears

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>>85844384
night

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>>85844743
I don't care what it says about me, I'd hit that so hard atomic fission would occur

>>85844743

JESUS CHRIST. That ass can not be real.

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>>85844979
It's as real as dolly parton's tits.

>>85845191
>those colts

/k/ boner.

Is the film any good?

>>85835356
it's not as good without sound
dan stevens pulls off terminator pretty good

>>85845233
It's Yojimbo set in the 30s, you could do worse.

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>>85845049

>>85845290
And people say I am insane that Dan Stevens should be in a bond film (as bond or as the bad guy.)

>>85845300
will put it on the list, but might be a while, as I am not going to get new stuff till my "to watch/webm" folder is under 100 gigs, and right now it at 450

>>85845328

That's how I wanna die, smothered by prime Dolly Parton's chest. If she sang that'd be nice too.

>>85845341
I like Dan but if there's one thing that throws me off about him is that when he's not stubbled up he just looks so weak, it's crazy.

>>85835121
>I have no access to the series anyways, and i don't want to go to jail for being a pirate.
Are you an european?

>>85836407
Are you doing this just to feel better about your knowledge about real grenades? Because everyone that has knowledge about real grenades knows that 99% of movies featuring grenades exaggerate the power of their explosion.

>>85845513
yeah, there are a few actors like that. He one of them.

>>85835946
>cool shot
I agree the idea is good, but the pay off is kinda awkward.

>>85836131
TDK stole the show and TDKR gave us an endless font of memes, but Batman Begins is the best movie in that fucking trilogy IMO.

>>85845752
>I agree the idea is good, but the pay off is kinda awkward.
Good description of the entire movie to be fair.

>>85838694
b-but anon, the movie is feminist propaganda, 4chan told me so

>>85842030
I'm not a horror fan in the slightest and I'm excited for Snowman

>>85846154
Seems more like a psychological thriller, Becky being in it is a definite plus though

Watching "Collide"

It is awful, but at least 2 moments will be webmable

>>85836198
This guy should have been Constantine.

>>85846390
Make sure to get any cute Felicity moments inthere

>>85846838
Will do, Also the 2nd half of the movie is a good car chase that will get quite a few fun webms out of it. No need to build subtitles for it though.

>>85842179
It was holy water bro.

>>85847555
YOU'RE holy water!

>>85844168
No, and it's wonderful.

>>85847819
based Danny McBride only playing himself

>>85839992
By serious critics, it is.

>>85848528
I double checked, its on one BBC list of best 100 american films, Most critics put it as the 4-5 best american film of the 1950s, which is still impressive, but not "one of the greatest films ever made by america"

>>85838557
SHES

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