DEXTER: DEB THREAD

Oh holy fucking shit stained nigger cocks!

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>>85827135
Lion lookin ass

Rita is a freakin silly-looking boulder-butted hamster loving bowling ball bag!

>>85827135
her death was bullshit

>>85827290
That ending got me really fucking depressed.

>>85827290
Dex should have killed her in the first season
>Second season is Doakes capturing him and locking him up
>Third season is Doakes:Dexter::Clarice:Hannibal hunting down Brian

Her tearing up about their ended marriage was heart breaking - all the while Dexter standing there emotionless

>>85827323
because it made everything that happened in the entire show pointless

they wanted the possibility of continuation or a spin off so they rewrote the whole ending to be unrewarding garbage

>>85827449
You have to admit, it would be pretty cool if there were a continuation or spin-off

>>85827135
I had the hugest crush on her when I watched the Dexter and I mean REAL CRUSH the one were you dream about her and it almost hurts that you dont have her.

This only happened 3 times in my life, same thing happened with Uma Thurman in Kill Bill for a couple of years I was in fucking love.

Now im over that whole shit but she will always be my foul mouthed waifu.

>>85827523
...it doesnt hurt anymore? at all?

I like the porn version of Rita. She made me jizz a couple of times.

Absofuckinlutely."
"Holy Jesus on a Stick."
"Pretty fucking please with cheese on top."
"And thanks for the fucking donut."
"Fuck!"
"Shit."
"Fuck Nuggets."
"Asshole."
"Motherfucker."
"Fuck me twice on Sundays."
"Fuck me sideways."
"Fuck me in the ear."
"Fuck me in both ears."
"I don't fuck and tell."
"A metric fuck-ton."
"Sweet Mary mother of fuck, that's good!"
"A baby?! A motherfucking roly-poly chubby-cheeked shit-machine, are you kidding me?!"
"FBI? 'Fucking Bunch of Idiots'."
"Shitload."
"Fuckin' A."
"Shitcock motherfuck."
"Mother-shit-fuck."
"Shit a brick and fuck me with it."
"I'm not going to do any fucking scrap booking!"
"Go shit up a rope."
"Fuck you!"
"Fuck you twice!"

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>tfw scrawny 5'5" manlet
>tfw Debs will never dominate you with her muscles

The porn parody of Dexter was good especially the Rita actress. I think I cum buckets after watching it a few times.

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>>85827135
loved Deb
but

5 >>> 3 > 4 > 2 (sooo fucking generic) >>>> pile of shit >= 1

"Fuck me."
"Holy franken fuck, snakes!"
"Fuck balls, you're serious... Sir."
"Do I look like a fucking fire chief?"
"Fuck, Dex, I'm talking about my feelings here."
"Where in Fucktopia are you?"
"Bullshit, you fuckin' junkie whore."
"Fuck you Linny, fuck your handwriting."
"I'm already fucked up..."
"That's for fucking sure."
"You are my last ditch ass fucked effort."
"I went through every fucking photo of every fucking crime scene."
"Motherfucking trimmed trees."
"Fuckin' witness whisperer."
"I will kick your fucking nuts down your throat."
"You need a fucking slut, so why don't you talk to Petunia over there."
"Pressure fucking point."
"Whenever you have a earth-shattering, ball-crushing mind fuck of a secret, you should tell your fucking sister!"
"I love you bro, but sometimes you're a fucking tard."
"Whoa, fuckpuddle, what do you think you're doing?"
"Fuck you, lipgloss."
"Fuckin' beef bus."
"I could give a fuck who you fuck, just don't fuck with my investigation you fuck."
"God fucking dammit."
"Are you trying to fuck her or set her on fire?"
"A partial fucking print!"
"Christ on a fucking cracker."
"Peachy fucking keen."
"Motherfucking suck bag, you cock munching fucking fuck nugget!"
"We are in a storm of fuck, Dexter."
"Thank the sweet fucking baby Jesus!"
"He's a sick fuck, but he's not the sick fuck we're looking for."
"Holy fillet of fuck!"
"Fan-fucking-tastic."
"Shit on my face if you ever put we and married in the same fucking sentence again."
"Jesus Christ on a bike."
"Dexter is fucking Dexter."
"Dick for brains."
"Yeah, yeah, I'm a hero. Fuck you very much."
"I'm a trophy fuck" "Fuckwad"
"We're fuck buddies"
"Fuck off and die"
"Un-fucking real"

What did she mean by this?

I'd plow the porn actress that act as Rita. Otherwise I'd bone Deb instead of Rita.

She was next to Michael C. Hall when he had cancer, until he got over it. Later then they divorced. (as i know)

Is she a great girl, or did she secretly fucked sideways, but when Hall got better she moved?

>>85828767
she wanted kids and Hall didn't.