Is T.J. Miller fucked?

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>>85824357
>The Emoji Movie because that's the next new funny thing that will make people laugh.
JUST

>>85824369
>reminder that 44% of <<<NORMIES>>> still found it enjoyable - nearly half.
Day of the rope, NOW.

>>85824357
>the no entry emoji in the consensus is real
DUDE SELF DEPRECATING HUMOR LMAO

>>85825324
kek

>>85824357
this is
>immortal guy from misfits
all over again

why don't these cunts learn their place and do what they're good at?

>>85824357
T.J. Miller, this is your mom, and you are not my baby.

>>85825428
>>immortal guy from misfits
You had to remind me. That kid had real potential.

>>85825428
Seems like a giant unprofessional twat.

http://archive.is/vdNRq

>>85824369
in the end though, it truly did make us laugh

>>85824485
44% of RT users who were willing to even vote

>>85824357
JUST
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YOU MOTHERFUCKING READING THIS, TELL ME HOW MUCH MONEY YOU DONATED TO HILLARY'S CAMPAIGN RIGHT NOW!

Is nu-/tv/ so autistic they can't detect an obvious bit?

>>85824357
Hopefully. Fuck that liberal douchebag.

i seriously think his brain shit is acting up again

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>>85825830
In a way.

T.J. Miller, this a you as a old man. and you will die. alone.

>>85824357
jesus christ, he's lost his mind. it's a kid's movie, not the communist manifesto.

>>85826180
he did, remember he has a brain issue

>>85825964
Dude, I don't even buy Tyson chickens because my mom told me 20 years ago that the Clintons were heavily, financially involved with the owners of that company.

>>85826297
Fuck is this true? Which brand of chicken nugs should I be buying?

>>85827090
TJ MIller on suicide watch

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Things didn't have to be this way lads.

>>85825810
He's right that Silicon Valley is now just a sitcom and not a "premium" HBO show. Nothing happens and isn't that funny.

that anyuerism really fucked his ass up dinnit

>>85827634
>He's right that Silicon Valley is now just a sitcom and not a "premium" HBO show

It was always a sitcom and never "premium" HBO outing like Sopranos or whatever. Seriously, the fanbase of Silicon Valley really oversells it.

>>85827875
It did have a plot and the story moved forward for a few seasons. That's over now though

>>85827875
Season 1 was really nice, when that one guy died and they just kept it going with no real overall plan it deflated rapidly.

Silicon Valley couldn't last forever, it was a good run but you know with that many delusional Hollywood types in the cast it lasting for that many seasons was an eternity nowadays.

>>85824369
Lol that consensus

He did 4 seasons and it's all downhill from here. I don't see how it's a bad decision.

>>85824357
who the fuck cares, that show died in season 3 when they decided to change the way the story unfolds.

>>85824357
>>85824369
>I guess some people are like, "Ah, I guess he's got too much going on, he's too big for the show." What are you talking about? It's, like, the best show on television, in my opinion, and I'm going and doing The Emoji Movie — and you can publish that because Sony knows we down to get motherf—ing paid globally. But I want to make movies for children. I want to have a schedule where I can have a fun, healthy relationship where we have lazy days. I also want to be the voiceover of How to Train Your Dragon theme parks. I'm doing a lot as a public servant and jester to the American public. As Kristen Stewart always says, "It's worldwide. It's worldwide."

He knows the movie is shit and it's all about that fucking money for him right now

>>85824357
>people think he wasn't fired from Silicon Valley

>>85824357
I don't think so but who knows. He's not exactly a huge name on his own, his stand up is mediocre and he can't really carry a movie. Hopefully he has a few million socked away so he can do what he wants.

I actually met Miller and about half the Silicon Valley cast about five years ago at the restaurant where I worked. They were nice enough people but I had no idea who they were until I was told.

>>85825428
>>85825700
>immortal guy from misfits
what's the story behind this?

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>>85827090
Hype

>>85828858
Met Thomas Middleditch (mousy main guy) at some college-funded performance.

His standup was AWFUL, he was patronizing/rude to the audience, and he's unironically the bumbling and callow character he plays.

The Chinese intern they hire did standup too, and stole the fucking show. Want to say his name was Yu or Yang? Nicer than Tom, but still kinda rude. At least he was funny.

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>>85824357
I recently awoke from sleeping for 16 hours and among others I had a weird dream about T.J. Miller

He was just sort of hanging out around my parent's house with a friend of mine and I told him that he seemed quite healthy and positive for how much everyone hated the Emoji movie and he told me I shouldn't worry and that he was alright
The dream took some turns so I lost sight of him after that

>>85829093
Robert Sheehan. He played a character in Misfits with immortality powers and everybody loved him. But then he quit because he wanted to pursue Hollywood shit. Except he's only getting supporting roles in dumb B-movies like Geostorm.

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>Deadpool 2:
>You look like DONALD TRUMP
>MORE LIKE DONOLD DRUMPF AMIRITE
>No but seriously, you look like muh Russia
>You looks like transphobia much???
>You look like HITLER aka DONALD TRUMP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85829632
I hope he's alright.
As much as it's fun to laugh at him making an ass of himself and The Emoji Movie tanking, I really enjoyed him on Silicon Valley.
Please gain your sanity back and become funny again TJ

>a movie that is literally an add for Sony apps and telling children that if they don't act in an accepted manner and use corporate-approved emojis they're fucked and will be arrested and killed
>the next new funny thing

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>>85829688
I was wondering what happened to him. I loved him in Misfits. He looks funny now but he used to be a real qt.
I don't feel that bad for him, though. He's dating Sexy Mummy

>>85826297
O dam
Tell me which brand if chickie tendies I buy now

>>85830207
Is there really a bit about using generic emoji in the Emoji Movie?
I think that was the plot of Foodfight.

according to /pol/ tj miller is freaking out because a bunch of Hollywood people got cut off from a designer drug they were addicted to

something about the price skyrocketing and them having to use tons of coke to substitute for it lol

the guy is obviously a mess

>>85824357
>>85828744
total respect.

>>85828744
>Sony knows we down to get motherf—ing paid globally.

A white man in his forties, talking like this. Shocking. Imagine if Bob Hope had come out with a line like this.

>>85829632
What happened next? Was there sex?

>>85829688
How would an English superhero find out that he has immortality powers? Nobody has any guns in England.

Surgeons literally removed a part of his brain. Plus, he's Jewish.

>>85830562
interesting

TJ also had a stroke and he legit has brain damage

>>85824357
Yeah, he's fucked, but not because he worked on and is promoting The Emoji Movie. He's fucked because if you look at him, he's just got this generic character actor face, with meme hair to give him a visual hook, but it's too quirky for him to play a regular turnover of identification figures, which is what it takes to be a star. He could get a haircut and shave, but then he'd look like a guy who plays prison officers. "T. J. Miller" is a character actor name too, it's almost a stuntman name. All told, he's clearly a mid-ranking television star, the kind of guy who comes and goes, big or promising for five minutes but in the context of television history, a dime a dozen.

>>85830701
He's 36 you fucking retard.

>>85830877
He looks older. He should lay off whatever habits are making him look like that.

>>85824369
>3 fresh
so tj... and who are the other two?

>>85830844

heres the thread if your interested. seems interesting. TJ is def on something lol

>>>>135975286

Apparently the drug is harvested from the pineal gland of human trafficking victims and the skyrocket in price is due to the doj cracking down on human trafficking

>

>>85830913
Why? He's doing voice-acting and standup, you don't exactly need to look good or healthy doing those.

>>85830924
my bad screwed up link

>>>135975286

>>85830562
Lmao are you serious? That's so fucking retarded even for /pol/

>>85830932
Artie Lange fan detected.

>>85830924
>>85830942
cant get this stupid shit to work but try to find the "adrenocrhrome" thread on there.

His brain tumor or whatever is basically a get out of jail free card for whatever stupid shit he says.

>>85830718
That friend of mine he was hanging with cracked my back really good, after that I believe I left and things get a little mushy

For reasons I can't remember I then had to explore some sort of abandoned facility, there was fields of grass and it was pretty gigantic in general.
The people where all gone, it got pretty dark at times and my flashlight was shit so there was an episode where I had to wait for light. There was a lot of looking at shit people had left behind and whatnot
I don't think there was any clear conclusion but my reason for being there was that this insane man had his consciousness in a radio
He was pretty scary when talking over the speakers and he could sort of summon a frightening creature but it was generally very dumb and I just avoided it, then I turned off the radio and all was well

The dream was PG 13

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>>85830744

>>85830959
lol at you acting Hollywood faggots doing designer drugs and getting addicted is impossible

did you just start following this shit a week ago? lol

>>85830942
I think if you just do the normal two >>, the link is produced automatically.

>>85830967
Ah, okay, still sounds pretty epic, like... The Pagemaster. Thanks for the closure man.

>>85825613
DAMN IT, JIAN YANG

>>85830985

>>135975286

Hopefully that worked. Idk why I thought it was three of them that did it

>>85831037
Ah no, you were right, this shit is getting censored, fucking CUNTS

>>85831037
Nice link homo.

>>85827090
The Emoji Movie causing him to kill himself would without a doubt be hilarious.

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>>85829632
and I thought dreaming of Alex Jones afting being on /pol/ too much was bad.

>>85824357
>that will make people laugh.

:/

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>>85824357
>it's not fake

>>85824357
>And then the people that don't are like stupid f—ing websites like TV Overmind or something, and they're putting forth very reasonable, well-written logic for why this is so dumb and the only thing I'll ever be good at was this part in Silicon Valley. Yet none of them have seen Yogi Bear 3D, so they're all talking and chit-chattering and squawk, squawk, squawk — but none of them have seen Yogi Bear 3D. So they don't know that I've already done the best thing that I'll ever do.

>>85826169
TJ this is you mom, you are not my baby

>>85830984
What? No you fucking retard, I'm not in the slightest surprised that they use drugs but these so-called "designer drugs" are never gonna fucking be on short supply. Are you fucking 12?

>>85830701
He's a jew

>>85830744
When they all get their powers, Nathan is the only one who doesn't have anything apparent. In the last episode of season 1, he falls off a building and gets impaled on a railing. He wakes up in his coffin and the telepath finds him.

>>85825997
This. I mean come on

>>85831315
Dude you're edgy you say fucking a lot

>>85830562
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5rv75f/i_just_learned_the_horrible_impossible_truth/

I think it's just creepypasta shit

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Maybe he can go back to guest hosting Ray William Johnson's show.

>>85831705
literally /our guy/ started from the bottom now we here

>>85830984
You don't even know what a "designer drug" is, you fat little toad.

>>85830963
>adrenocrhrome
Ya dood, come over to my house after school and we can make LSD out of banana peels too.

>>85824357
He's still married to a hot chick though

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>>85830924
>Apparently the drug is harvested from the pineal gland of human trafficking victims

Surethat'sagoodidea

>>85830924
>>85830942
You need go posf the full http link to anogher board and it will automatticall do a >> #

>>85832030
and I forgot to pasta it
>>>/pol/135975286

>>85824357
Maybe if he kills himself over the :):(:O movie will gain some infamy at will be viewed as the videotape from Ringu

>>85832054
After all that build-up, it's /x/-tier bollocks! You should be ashamed of yourself for believing this shit.

>>85831923
/pol/ is so illiterate they think a fake drug from fear and loathing in Las Vegas is real

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>>85832412
but, anon, interdimentional vampirss! water filters!
get woke!

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>>85833194
honestly, I would not be surprised if some new designer drug going around Hollywold was named after that fictional drug from that popular movie

>>85825428
Or David Caruso

>>85831947
With 2 little niglet kids that aren't his. So is the payoff really worth it?

>>85830744

they stop the butterknife bandits lad

>>85831637
r/nosleep is such a cesspit of untalented hacks
you have to really look to find anything worthwhile there

but designer drugs are fairly common/believable because of the way the law works (at least in the uk, i assume it's similar in the us)

>>85833674
It's not hers either. Though you're right he's a cuck for adopting

>>85834224
>be a man of healthy reproducing age and marry a beautiful woman also of reproducing age
>adopt
For what purpose

>>85834257
>ugh being pregnant would make me look silly and it's just such a chore, wouldn't it just be SO much more fashionable if we adopted some children from the third world and raised those instead?

>>85834257
Because his wife doesn't want to get pregnant and suffer pain and weight gain ?? I'm not sure on the whole adoption part though. And the Niglets are probably just random kids who took pics with Miller and his wife since there's no confirmation or any info regarding them.

>>85834257

Virtue signaling to your progressive Hollywood peers? You know those children are taken care of by nannies and not neglectful, touring, drug-doing adopted mom and dad.

>>85825830
kek

>>85826424
Purdue. Also the more ethical and humane chicken producer

>>85824369
Is there a way to watch it online?

so did he spend money to make this emoji movie happen or what?

To think I actually used to like this guy. Recently he has just been embarrassing himself, doing shitty movies XDDD and leaving a great show like Silicon Valley. Sure, the series is in kind of a slump right now, but I hope it'll pick up soon again. His exit from the show was also extremely shitty, anti-climatic and unfunny. Although he is kind of right with him being not really needed on the show right now. This season he has literally added 0 jokes or funny situations to the series. I'm quite confident though that the writers would've found something for Erlich to do. His Deadpool character was also extremely boring and unfunny. He's kind of the guy who tries too hard to be funny so people will like him.

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so has he really quit silicon valley? what do they do with the character? it just disappears?

>>85831121
>New Suicide Emoji: TJ Miller's dead bloated face!

>>85824485
76% of RT users liked King Arthur: Legend of Bad CGI. It still bombed with critics and at the box office.

>>85827090
>why not ACTUALLY follow @realDonaldTrump and do what is best for me?

If bleeding heart liberals as crazy as this get he's genuinely trying to make America better for Americans why do they fight so hard against him? I always figured they thought he was the next coming of hitler or would start WW3 and gas the minorities but they don't.

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>>85829688
Love/Hate was pretty kino.

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>>85829347
>The Chinese intern they hire did standup too, and stole the fucking show. Want to say his name was Yu or Yang? Nicer than Tom, but still kinda rude. At least he was funny.

That's Jimmy Yang.

He tells a funny Party Legends story in S2 Ep7 "No Shortage of Boobs At This Party".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1Quv7h_2yE

>>85831037

cut and paste this number 135975286 into the end of any pol thread, replacing the existing number and the thread shows up. Fun stuff.

Explains why "Skippy" Podesta was screaming his tonsils out at that little kind in the video. Terrify them, then suck out the adrenochrome.

We need Dolph Lundgren and Brian Benben on this shit.

>>85835292
So I have a choice between supporting the Clinton Foundation or buy (((humane)))

FUCKING JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!

>>85837102
He went to an opium den and Gavin Belson paid to keep him in opium for 20 years or something.

>>85830562
or they're just, you know, mentally ill and or otherwise mentally compromised

>>85831196
Holy shit, that can't be real.

>>85824369
>44% liked it
>Average Rating: 2.6/5
We're hitting levels of astroturfing that shouldn't even be possible.

>>85838819
Wow, just like real life. Pottery.

>>85838223
What? If you're trying to make fun of anti-semites you failed miserably

>>85837593

jin yang is my fav thing about the show

thx

>>85841341
You're rather defensive, Abraham.