I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>85823656
this is gonna be so shit

BUT IN THE END IT DOESNT MATTER

IT'S NO SURPRISE TO ME I AM MY OWN WORST ENEMY

Is Idris going to tell us how litty the movie is and how critics don't understand?

I HEARD THE NEWS TODAY, OH BOY

>>85823656
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY...
EYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEES

>>85823656
I thought this was a Netflix movie. Is that not true?

WAKE ME UP

>>85823656
>Made The Dark Tower before The Stand
Well that was fucking stupid

>>85824388
WAKE MY DUBS INSIDE

WHEN I WAS

>>85823656
>I see the white man and I want to paint it black

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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>Sony Pictures

Damn they don't catch a break do they?

>>85824496
wut

MY SWEEDISH FRIEND

CAUSE WE ALL WANNA PARTY WHEN THE FUNERAL ENDS

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CRASHING THE SUMMER BOX OFFICE WITH NO SURVIVORS

how many /tv/ memes do you think this is going to spawn?

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>Spider-Man: Homecoming
>Emoji Movie
>Now this

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SONY

>>85824630
Randall Flagg, the main villain of this movie, is also the main villain in another King novel, The Stand, which would have used Matthew much better than this faux-goth bullshit.

Idris elba

I hope they'll stop making nerd flicks soon, I feel like they could at this point actually make more money with smaller scale, well-crafted dramas.

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

EL JUSTO JAJAJAJAJAJAJA JUST!!!!! CHINGA MI MIERDA ARRIBA!!!!!!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

>>85823656
Is sony finished?

>>85824214
After I saw the most #LITTY movie of the summer I had to get a new wardrobe because I soaked my theatre seat with warm, hot piss and proceeded to walk home, continually pissing streams until I flooded my room. Baywatch was a movie FOR THE FANS and I loved every second of it

I can't wait to see the DARK TOWER a movie also hated by not #litty critics they just don't understand!

>>85825326
Yes. Bankruptcy/sale to another studio is imminent.

>>85825326
It's a money laundering operation

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>>85825366
>>85825388
>Consecutive dubs
Sony is over.

SO YOU HAD A BAD DAY

>>85824781
thats a big tower

>>85824582
Underrated

>>85824924
which is the bigger turd, emoji or dark tower?

>>85826453
Both are offenses to their respective targets.

>>85826453
>which is the bigger turd, emoji or dark tower?
Depends, the Dark Tower only cost 60 million to make. So only 10 million more than Emoji.
The film would have to be REALLY bad, in order to not make its money back.

>>85824582
kek

>>85823656
ITS BEEN A LOOOOOOOOONG DAY WITHOUT YOU MY FREIND

>>85823656
CAUSE YOU HAD A BAD DAY
YOU'RE TAKING ONE DOWN
YOU SING A SAD SONG JUST TO TURN IT AROUND
YOU SAY YOU DON'T KNOW
YOU TELL ME DON'T LIE
YOU WORK AT A SMILE AND YOU GO FOR A RIDE
YOU HAD A BAD DAY
THE CAMERA DON'T LIE
YOU'RE COMING BACK DOWN AND YOU REALLY DON'T MIND
YOU HAD A BAD DAY
YOU HAD A BAD DAY

>>85826453
emoji = shiity, nonexistent source material
dark tower = good source material

dark tower wins for being a bigger turd

>>85823656
>the idris elba mathew mchonaghey

what did they mean by this

JUST

>>85823656
Wait, why did they cast a black guy?

>>85824582
Quality post

>>85828736
something something jew something propaganda something diversity something something pleasing the sjw...

Oh would you look at that, a bunch of fat neckbeard /pol/tard's jerking off over a man of color portraying Roland. Just a reminder that all of you would be sorted into house slytherin.

>>85828838
Every time a white actor is cast in an Asian roll fucking Facebook lights up like the Tokyo in 1945

WE

FA FA FA FA FA FA FA FA FA FA

>>85829149
FUFUFU

>>85828838
Ironic shitposting belongs on /pol/.

>>85824924
Haven't they been losing a billion dollars a year for years now? How the fuck do they stay in the black?