21% and dropping

>>85823279
How the fuck would we know? It hasn't been released yet.

>>85823279
>what went wrong?
Sony.

>>85823279
>Idris
>no full frontal nudity
Probably critics pissed about the misleading movie title baka

The book(like all of kings work) is trash

Why didn't they set the movie in the desert. Now it looks like some autistic Inception rip off with a black man in a halloween Cowboy costume.

And youuu could have it alllll

>>85823371
>misleading movie title baka
topkek

>>85823279
How many more flops does Sony have lined up this year? How much longer will they go on?

I dont care how good of an actor Idris is, casting him as Roland was a mistake and ruins character advancement of Susannah.

>>85823279
I'm trying to think, when was the last time a Matthew McConaughey movie had a rotten RT score?

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>hollywood tries to put its own spin on an adaptation
>be surprised it's shit

>pg13

Man the gore and horror in the books does not translate well to pg13.

Please don't listen to Rotten Tomatoes. They just hate all movies. Just go to your local theatre and see it before you're spoiled!

>>85823460
reviews say Idris is the best thing about the movie, it's everything else that's shit

>>85823536
No Stephen King adaptation should ever be PG rated. That's like missing out on half the fun of his books.

>>85823279
Thank God, now I won't be dragged to see it

>>85823550
>lead character is black and the score still goes lower than 80%

It's garbage, Anon, certified garbage

Damn and it even turned the protagonist from white to nig just like most critics like. It must really be a massive turd.

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>85823279

Either Rothsman's getting fired or sony will be shuttering its film division. great news on both counts.

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>88 minutes

But he's the new Denzel and it's fucking Stephen King! How can the critics not worship it?

>>85823460
Susannah is not in the movie, so that doesn't really matter does it?

>>85823279
THE PATRIACRHY!

>>85823449
>How many more flops does Sony have lined up this year? How much longer will they go on?
Jumanji 2 is next.

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>>85823467
REEEEEE somebody answer my question

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>>85824106
>need diversity hire for the movie
>get rid of the one black character and turn one of the white characters black for no reason
I just don't understand Hollywood anymore.

>>85824374
The black character has to be the main one.

>>85824374
They need something to be the tipping point when forced diversity becomes deeply uncool. Maybe this is it.

>>85824315
Earlier this year, with Gold.

>>85823706
>((((Gleiberman))))

>>85823586
Like that sewer scene in IT :D

>>85823706
The white male and the self-hating Asian collaborator

>>85823279
The sheriff is near.

>>85823467
Matthew should have been Roland.

>>85823279

Waited years for a film adaptation and they come out with this absolute abortion.

>>85823324
t h i s
h i s t
i s t h
s t h i

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>>85823371

B-BUT BASED BLACK MAN

>>85823557
What else are they gonna say, dude? Wake the fuck up. He's an ungrateful cunt, too. Shitting on Marvel, fuck him.

>>85823706
I don't get it, how is that a fresh rating?

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patiently waiting for the only review that matters desu

>>85823467
sahara?

>>85824761
>he'll like it
>/tv/ will defend blackwashing
Can't wait for Almond's review

>>85823279
>title is Dark Tower
>tower on poster is clearly white
DamagedJoker.jpg

>>85823449
Sony studios is a loss leader. They don't make profit on it, but it puts their name out there. Their other businesses more than cover the expenses.

Similar to how Youtube is a financial sinkhole for Google but they still keep it around.

>>85824755
Fresh is just above 50% isn't it?

Hmm, should we make an adaptation of The Gunslinger and properly set up the universe for a series of movies?

Or should we take the first few books, toss them in a blender, add even more New York shit and make the movie a Young Adult PG-13 lame-ass action movie?

Gee,I wonder what will do better?

>>85823279
B-but I thought RT ratings don't matter and only pander to movies pushing the SJW agenda

>>85824866
Yeah, that's right, so if even THEY are rating this poorly, it must be really fucking bad.

Who could have predicted?

>>85823279
poor lagertha, now she'll never have her big break >>85824757

>>85824903
No, it means that it's KINO
based black guy /ourkino/ wew fbpb

>>85823706
>95 minutes
What the fuck were they thinking

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>Average Rating: 4.2/10
Ouch

>>85824866
They gave it negative reviews because there's no interracial sex scene where Elba plunges his dark tower into a white woman

>>85824827
>Youtube is a financial sinkhole for Google but they still keep it around
Google could pull funding for all their 'celebrities' right now and nothing would change.

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>>85823324
Didn't Emoji Movie came out a week ago? Fucking hell they don't catch a break do they?

Ahhhhh that smug, self-satisfied feeling

>8 books
>90 minute movie

What makes them think this could work? Why not make it a TV series?

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>>85825086
>my coworkers told me I was being negative for saying this looked awful
Gotta love being right about calling shit shit.

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They really should look at how a REAL film should be adapted.

>>85825020
>celebrities leave
>another company shits out their version of youtube
>picks celebrities up for a fraction of the cost
>makes their version profitable
>google's name shrinks, rival's name grows
Youtube is also highly influential so that would be a huge social loss to Google

>>85824734
What did he say about Marvel?

>>85825159
but anon, that's a show

The worst part is I love the books, but I'm going to be dragged out to see this. It's going to be hell.

>>85825280
the books are shite

>>85825355
So's your face lmao pwned xd

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>>85825280
you almost sound excited anon

>>85825380
I just want to get it over with

>>85825188
Thing is that wouldn't ever happen. It's a slightly similar case but twitch is the big streaming platform right now. A ton of streamers tried switching to other platforms that were as good or better, but only a fraction of their viewers followed and they eventually come groveling back. YouTube is just too big for people to leave it now

>>85823467
Gold?

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>>85823706
>Limp
FINISHED

>>85825453
This everyone just forgot about it

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>>85825419
yes you're just so eager to spend your money on this like the good little goy that you are but the wait is still excruciating isnt it?

>>85823324
Why is Sony on a JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP rampage? First emoji movie now this?
>>85823371
Kek

>>85825545
I think there had been a misunderstanding here

>>85825551
>Why is Sony on a JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP rampage? First emoji movie now this?
What is there to say? Sony Pictures is simply the worst of the major studios.

Look, when you have multiple studios, they can't all be good. Someone had to be last. And once Sony Pictures become Last, they could no longer maintain talent. People who are any good just go to one of the other studios. And people who suck and can't get a job elsewhere, end up in Sony Pictures. That's why Tom Rothman got to Sony after being fired by Fox.

>>85825159
Peoole like it? I watched the first 2 episodes and cant remember why i ever liked this show.

And by god does it have a lot of bad expositionary dialogue coming out of nowhere.

>>85825001
It's funny because if they'd stuck with the source material, (white) Roland would've gotten raped by an invisible succubus, who'd go on to impregnate his black female companion

Did Armond White review it yet?

>>85825690
Stupid go-I mean guy, men can't be raped!

>>85823279
Can someone explain how the fuck this movie fits in with the books?

The director said it's a sequel to the books, but there's also going to be a TV series which is a prequel to the movie? This shit doesn't make any sense, why didn't they just adapt the fucking books?

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>>85823371
My sides

>>85825749
I'm pretty sure the whole TV thing got chucked

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>dropped to 19%

>>85825749

Ka is a wheel, nigger.

Also the ending to the books is dog shit. I would prefer a hollywood ending over that fucking dumpster fire anyday.

>the Crimson King throwing harry potter snitches and saying "REEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIES"

I thought I was having a fever dream.

>>85825775
http://www.avclub.com/article/dark-tower-director-says-tv-show-will-be-direct-ad-258877

No they want to do a show. I don't see it happening though since the movie will tank.

Why is RT so polarising?

The percentages are either very high or very low, you rarely get anything that's in-between the two extremes.

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>>85823371

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>Hollyjew completely ruined any chance of Dark Tower getting a good adaptation

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This is what happens when you make Roland Deschain of Gilead, a fucking nigger. You deserve the crown of JUST.

>>85825854
>Why is RT so polarising?
>The percentages are either very high or very low, you rarely get anything that's in-between the two extremes.
If you actually know what a Tomato score is, you wouldn't be asking that question.

>>85825821
The entire last book is kind of a "what the fuck" deal

>>85825779
im still gonna go see it lol

>>85825749
Roland timeloops at the end of book seven. Each time he loops, things get slightly less shitty.

This is supposed to be the final loop.

>>85825919
Same here, I wasn't expecting good reviews.

>>85823279
they shoulda given the project to Lynch and told him to mindfuck the audience into submission

>>85825876
Maybe in another twenty-ish years they'll try to do it right?

>>85823279
So is anyone going to pay to watch this, and if so, why?

>>85825749
That's studio spin once they realized how much of a mess the movie is

>>85823513
>Sony tries to put is own spin on an adaptation.

Don't blame others for Sony's want to shit in its own face. It's been an amazing half decade since the Sony leaks appeared, truly we live in a great time.

>>85825909

It's not a meme that those fucks are paid off, dude. Mouseshit gets acclaim at all times.

>>85826097
It really should have been a TV thing from the start

>>85826124
>It's not a meme that those fucks are paid off, dude. Mouseshit gets acclaim at all times.
You still don't know what RT is then.

>>85823279
>what went wrong?

The makers of the film had no passion for the material, the casting and the rating were just symptoms of that.

>>85826183

The IGN of movie review sites.

>>85826205
This
It's the absolute worst thing you can do to an adaptation

>>85823279
>gunslinger is a fucking nigger

Yea, fuck you, I'm not watching your bullshit.

>>85823279
I love how Sony is getting pounded and pounded. They deserve it. All of it and more.

>>85823279
>It's a massive flop release
Always the best time to be on /tv/

>>85826218
>The IGN of movie review sites.
I can't tell if you are trolling or really have no idea what RT is.

>>85825821
The last two books are a fucking blur, man. I remember a weird prison camp run by weaslemen, a tense part in a dark tunnel with a giant worm slowly pursuing them, the whole Dandelo part followed by Mordred rushing Roland and getting gunned down, and then old man CK throwing sneetches.

Like, what the fuck happens to the ka-tet? The little groundhog thing dies, I remember that.

>>85825630
Paramount is doing so bad everyone is forgetting they exist. All they have is Hasbro/Transformers, JJ Abrams production company, Jerry Bruckheimer, and a bunch of dead IPs.

>>85826450
>Olan...

>>85826321
>spends 90% of its vacation days fantasizing about torturing whites
???

>>85826532
>. All they have is Hasbro/Transformers
Transfomers might not be making as much money as it used to, but it is STILL making money.

We will see what the franchise is like now that Michael Bay is leaving.

>>85826560
It needs to die.

>>85823557
>>85824106
lmao shut the fuck up! you are two are super faggots that thought this would go well. wake up call you idiots...

>>85823279
Sony keeps wanting to make film franchises so they can make a lot of money.

But they forgot that the first movie has to be good.

>>85826613
>It needs to die.
The toys must flow, anon. The toys must flow.

>>85826720
>But they forgot that the first movie has to be good.
it doesn't help that Tom Rothman think he is a film maker and was editing the film personally. That idiot think he is a genius and know better about films than trained professionals.

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>refresh
>it's dropped another point

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>>85823371

But I thought RT was SJW propaganda who would always give a good review to any film starring a black dude?
or maybe you faggots are just fucking retarded

>>85826785

http://variety.com/2017/film/news/the-dark-tower-making-of-stephen-king-1202511835/
>But when Arcel delivered an early cut of the picture that alarmed Wiczyk and Rothman, they considered bringing in a more experienced filmmaker to recut it. While the two men deny this and insist their joint contribution was limited to giving the director notes, one insider said that Rothman spent hours in the editing bay offering his input.

Remember, Rothman is the guy who say X-men can't have Sentinels because giant robots are stupid.

>>85823371
And no beams to be seen either.

>>85826830
SJW's shit on everying....including SJW's if they aren't SJW enough.

turns out blackwashing doesn't work, even with a character whose skin color isn't really important.

Also 95 minute flick based on some bullshit that has 8 books lol

>>85825188
the thing is ecelebs aren't ecelebs because they produce good content, but because they produce content that generates buzz in the very specific environment and context of Youtube

telling them to move to a nuYoutube would be like telling a movie star to move to a nuHollywood, they'd all be forgotten and replaced in a week, the new platform dead and Youtube wouldn't give a fuck

>this cost 100 million less than Ghostbusters 2016
Maybe that will cheer Sony up :)

>>85825854
Because ultimately movie criticism is binary. Either it's worth your time and money or it's not.

>>85826929
>>this cost 100 million less than Ghostbusters 2016
>Maybe that will cheer Sony up :)
Basically. 60 million isn't that hard to make back. However it is basically 50/50 if they will. Emoji at least was a family friendly cartoon, families would go see it for no reason than to keep the kids occupied. Dark Tower get no such luxury.

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>>85823371

Work so hard to create a character in a book millions will read and come to like.
Turn into a nigger.

>>85826885
>alt right excuse making intensifies

WE WUZ MAGICK COWBOYS & SHIET

Is the McConaissance over?

>>85823706
A gleiberman facsimile.

>>85823279
Nigger protagonist where it made no sense. Adapted the first five books while trying to be a sequel to the entire series at the same time. In 90 minutes. With a PG13 rating.

It had its problems.

>>85823467
That time he only did romcoms

>>85826985
Hence the PG13 rating. Not that it'll help.

>>85827681
>Hence the PG13 rating. Not that it'll help.
I can't imagine any parent would take their little kids to watch a film called "The Dark Tower", unless it was based on some children's literature book.

I didn't think it was possible to fuck off the source material as hard as the Ghost in the Shell movie, but they actually pulled it off, and it shows.

>>85827720
At best it might. MIGHT bring in a kid who read some of the Dark Tower comic books but that's a longshot.

>>85823389
king can write when he's not doing gay ass horror or fantasy shit

>>85827753
>At best it might. MIGHT bring in a kid who read some of the Dark Tower comic books but that's a longshot.
Even Marvel don't depend on comic readers to keep their movies afloat. Hell i didn't even know there WAS a Dark Tower comic book.

>>85827127
>Black magic.

>it's a we pretend movies based on Stephen King's novels are 10/10 masterpieces so we can shit on this because black people episode
Can't wait to see you all begging for torrents.

You know it's shit when King praises the adaptation

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>niggers get their Big Black Tower
>meanwhile, whitey gets to cry and moan over pic related

All's well that ends well.

>>85823371
Chuckled heartily.

>>85827822
Exactly. Sony's attempts at marketing this turd is actually more embarrassing as its attempts at marketing the Ghostbusters reboot.

>>85827952
>Exactly. Sony's attempts at marketing this turd is actually more embarrassing as its attempts at marketing the Ghostbusters reboot.
Just to be clear that I am understanding you, you are implying that Dark Tower would be better off rated R?
Because I might agree with you. I have not read the book, but all the comments about it suggest that it is a violent series. And a 60 million dollar film really would benefit from targeting the adult market with red band trailers and all that.

>>85823279
Idris Elba

>>85824688
s h i t

>>85828068
He's too obsessed with bashing Sony that he doesn't realize there's not a single scenario where Dark Tower came out breaking box office records.

>>85823279
Yeah it looked like shit based on the trailer.

What is it with Stephen King and not giving a shit about how his material is adopted?

>>85828068
It would've been better off, yes. The first book's first major fight scene had the main character in a position where he had to gun down a small village, including the children. The books were generally incredibly dark, and chronicled the wanderings of the king of a ruined world and his quest to kill the sorcerer who fucked everything up, and beat him to the hub of existence.
Every antagonist and most of the protagonists would've guaranteed at least an R rating.

>>85823655
No shit, a black lead usually gets you sympathy reviews, for it to be this bad the movie has to be unbearable

WHAT HAPPENED DIVERSITYBROS??? WHAT HAPPENED

>>85828161
>He's too obsessed with bashing Sony that he doesn't realize there's not a single scenario where Dark Tower came out breaking box office records.
It doesn't need to though. 60 million dollars is nothing, it is only 2 million more than what the Deadpool film cost.

And you don't need Deadpool smash hit numbers to make your money back. But if you have a source material targeting adult audiences, then just make it R. Being R is actually a sort of marketing in itself.

>>85828248
>WHAT HAPPENED DIVERSITYBROS??? WHAT HAPPENED
Diversity only is worth reporting if the character is someone anyone had even HEARD about. If no one knew who the character is then why even bother.

>>85828173
He stopped giving a shit after he got hit by that car.

>>85823371
Well played

>>85825883
@pic
but at 16 she will be pretty much a spic looking big lipped, big eyed, fat assed fuckable qt

>>85825883
Truth. You don't fuck around with Tower karma. Sony Pictures could topple.

>>85823279
Made the gunslinger a nigger which forced a number of plot changes. Oh, and they tried to make it into an action flick where the kid was the MC.

tl;dr hollywood focus group kikery ruined this movie

>its another Sony makes a movie that bombs episode

Have they even made a movie that's generally considered good in the last 5 years?

>>85824828
60

>>85828467
No. They need to shut their film division down and focus on video games, the only thing they have going for them.

>>85825636
if you even know what exposition is then you've not been in the target audience for GoT for a few years now

>>85823279
Considering the amount of materiel, it should have been straight cut TV-series.

But Sony went and fucked it up, as usual.

>>85827806
name 5 books outside of those genre's that King has written

>>85823371
I want you to know that your joke wasn't funny and I'm genuinely curious as to why people here are treating you like a comedian.

>>85823279
>spiderman - lower than expected
>emoji - bombed
>dark tower - bombed
Fucking sony.

>>85828873
/tv/ is one of the most self-congratulatory boards on the site. Any slightly amusing comment will get a whole bunch of reaction images and "kek'ed heartily my good sir"s. It's a result of the culture of needing to force memes to be relevant.

>>85828938
Hmm interesting. There really is a lot to learn about this board and 4chan itself. I've enjoyed my tour of it so far, but I have grown tired of this lackluster interface. I will be going now.

>>85828867
Dolores Claiborne, Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption, Roadwork, The Body, The Colorado Kid

>>85828989
GB2R

>>85829117
Good Bye to Réddit? Good bait to read? I'm honestly confused

>>85828904
>Emoji
>bombed

Didn't it pull ahead of Dunkirk a few weeks ago?

we all know the 20-40% films are actually good. Give it a rest RT

>>85829233
When was the last time critics were even right

>>85829201
>came out last week
>a few weeks ago
Obviously not.

>>85829201
Emoji only 'bombed' in the sense that it was expected/needed to be a big hit, and it isn't. It will safely make back it's money and profit on top of that but not much and that's a failure to meet expectations.

Like Dark Tower, it didn't cost that much to make.

The moron that wrote and produced it has also written and/or produced Transformers 5, The 5th Wave, Insurgent, King Arthur, Paranormal Activity 2-4, Angels & Demons and several other piles of shit.

The adaption needed to be a television series with a huge budget. It's the only way it could be properly adapted.

>>85828315
Kek

>>85823279
>Sony

What the fuck is their problem?

>>85829356
>angels and demons
Because the dilithium crystals canna take it anymore
I got an helicopter license
THE SMOKE IS GOING UP THE CHIMNEY!

>>85828173
Not sure if there was as big an example before it but King hated Kubrick's Shining adaptation. Since then he's been involved in miniseries based on his books and I guess he just stopped caring at some point in the last 30+ years. Maybe he got fed up with being part of the process and has just resigned to letting people do whatever they want as long as he's paid.

>>85823371
Eyoooo.

>>85829286
most child films theyre right, because thats why all kids films exist; to keep them busy for 2 hours with ADHD whilst Mummy and Daddy have a rest.

>>85829535
Which makes it even crazier how all the faggots keep crying why their 100% fresh kid films don't get to be best picture at oscars

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>>85829286
>When was the last time critics were even right

>>85828173
He apparently gives a shit, but he must have shit taste, since he hated Kubrick's Shining and liked the 90s one

>>85829603
>dunkirk
>93%
wow

>>85829566
lmao

>>85829603
>war for the planet of the apes
Wait, was that actually good? It looked terrible from the previews.

>>85829642
>Wait, was that actually good? It looked terrible from the previews.
It is why the director is hired to make the next Batman.

>>85829613
I'm pretty sure King was the person that started the ball rolling on the Shining miniseries specifically because he hated Kubrick's version.

>>85825159
Wake me up
(Can't wake up)

>>85829642

That entire trilogy is good

>>85829642
It was really good. Not as good as Dawn, but better than Rise. It finishes the trilogy really well, and is overall a good movie.
Not a perfect movie, mind you. It has an issue here or there but nothing that really takes away from its overall quality.

Stop brownwashing white characters.

Im a fan but as soon as they did that it was ruined for me.

>>85825280
You sound like a faggot.

>>85829697
>>85829695
>>85829664
I'm shocked. Whoever did the trailer should never get work again.

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>>85829719
first two books are pretty good, you quare

>>85828867
11.22.63 is actually a pretty good book

>>85823371
KEK

>>85828873
It's called samefagging.

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Why was this hyped up again? Looks like Reddit: The Book Series.

WE

>>85829855
>series order
>1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

WOW

@85823371
I've never heard a black penis referred to as a "dark tower"

>>85829923
Ask your mom.

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>>85829999
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>85823279
I want the SJW and white shaming fade die out as badly as capeshit but let's be honest this movie probably just sucks and it has nothing to do with the cast.

>>85829855
Dunno man, but i usually read books and not just look at them

>>85826120
Leaks about what?

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>>85823279
So what laudatory things will Armond say?

>>85823279
S O N Y
M U S T
D I E

>>85828873
newfag

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>>85823371
Hardest I've laughed in like 2 days desu

>>85825883
Tori Black is half black and she turned out fine

>>85827806
no. All of king's works are linear as fuck while still being incoherent. characters are one-note and the prose is atrocious.

You have no intelligently built up plot, you have no depth or arc of characters, you have no use of themes. It's built around scenes weird enough so that the average pleb is impressed. It's literally pleb-bait.

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>>85823371
haha

LITERALLY WHITE GENOCIDE

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>>85823550
Here's a spoiler for you.
You will die alone!

>>85826833
>Rothman
Tom Rothman is a prime example of failing up in Hollywood. He was somehow too shitty for Fox and ended up at Sony.

>>85829855
>8 books boiled down to a two hour action film
what could go wrong?!

>>85831279
It's them Trump racist supporters!

>>85823371
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
xD

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>>85823371
pffftt

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>>85823467
How about 0%

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>mfw one of the reviews called Akiva "The racist assholes should go fuck themselves" Goldsman the worst living major-studio screenwriter in Hollywood

>>85831982
weedKINO

state of this samefag looking to make internet points with a screengrab on /r/4chan

>>85831982
>from 2008
>0%
Looks like there IS a consensus.

>>85823279
That scene where he loads all six rounds at once in slow motion had me wanting to throw up. Whoever thought of that should be kicked in the anus with a pointy boot

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>>85825159
>Average episode score 96%

>>85830047
People just don't understand that every time they play the diversity card, it means that they have no faith in the movie and they want to get people to talk about it by stirring shit up
All the main characters in mcu movies are straight white males and noone gives a shit because those movies print money

Has King shilled it yet?

>>85832676
yes

>>85823279
Is this the end of "Idris Elba for everything"?

>>85829855
This looks like the most generic, steaming pile of shit I've ever seen.

I doubt this picture alone justifies as a description of the series. If it does, I can't fathom how it's considered good.

>>85824634
MONGO?

>>85823279
racism

>>85832889
Considering all the reviews say he personally is great in it and is let down by the rest of the movie being a mess, no.

>>85823279
Is Sony going to shut down it's movie division or what?

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meanwhile...

It was clear after how long it took for them to show LITERALLY ANYTHING AT ALL about this movie that it would be a fucking disaster and they knew it. I think there was less time between its official trailer reveal and theatrical release than that of nu-Ghostbusters.

>>85823279
theyre going to blame racism, arent they?
i bet its the only way to salvage this in their eyes

>>85827479
dead

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>19%

>>85827479
Underrated.

>>85823279
does this mean gimmick casting will die?

Stephen King is THE prime example of a creative hack, with George R. R. Martin being a close second (although his own hack status could be significantly alleviated by actually finishing his book series before he croaks).

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>>85832889
IT'S HIS TURN

>>85823279
>Reddit: The Movie
>Takes place after the books
>88 minutes
I...LOL

>>85823460

i think this movie could have invented a time machine to cast 70s clint eastwood as roland and it still would be fucking shit.

only so much you can do with an awful script and SONY being the company producing it.

>>85829356
I really hate this place. I hate it because posts like this never stop reminding me how unjust this reality is, where shit for brains get millions to do zero work and churn out garbage movies. at least overpaid athletes throw themselves into their work.

>>85823279
>making the Gunslinger black
What were they thinking? Truly it really is the Dark Tower amirite

>17%

>>85835232
>>Reddit: The Movie
This meme needs to die

>>85825551
They are on it for a few years. Marvel made Spider Man for them and Baby Driver was only distributed by Sony. All of the actual Sony releases were one of the worst movies or their respective years. They are just too rich to go bankrupt so we have to put up with this shit. Venom starring Big Guy will be the same.

>>85825551
Sony is trying to cut Sony Pictures. But for some reason they can't just lay off a lot of people because they want to, so they keep making these horrible movies to justify the axe.

>>85824968

Wait? is Lagertha in this movie? doing what?

>>85823279

As a Dark Tower fan y expected it to flop (didn´t want it to, just expected). The pacing and overall narrative feel wrong.

The lenght feels wrong and even Roland feels wrong... On the other hand i haven´t finished the books so maybe, as this is suposed to be a sequel there is some sort of explanation or something.

I would rather they did a tv show with the books though.
Even with no filler, invented characters or romances they would have material for several seasons.

>>85824286
>Jumanji 2
Shit, I forgot about that. It even has Dway "The Flop" Johnson in it. Can't wait for the next twitter meltdown.

>>85835953
>Sony is trying to cut Sony Pictures. But for some reason they can't just lay off a lot of people because they want to, so they keep making these horrible movies to justify the axe.
One anonymous source last year claimed that Sony was hoping to sell Sony Pictures after getting a few good movies out, to improve the sell price. Specifically the Emoji movie was named. If this is true then it hadn't worked.

>>85826560
Bay is "leaving" since 3. Maybe they will actually get rid of him after 5 made half the money of 4, but I wouldn't count on it that much.

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>>85823371
Is that why his ex cheated on him?

>>85831316
No anon, it's the pirates! Or netflix!

>>85823706
>(((Glieberman)))
Every fucking time

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>>85823557
when have you ever heard of a black male lead getting a bad review for their performance?

>>85825854
It's part of the recent culture. The sith have won.

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>>85836426
>when have you ever heard of a black male lead getting a bad review for their performance?
The Adventures of Pluto Nash?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrQcNwsjVEQ

>>85827905
Didn't this feature Digimon Houston as an english knight?

>>85829695
Honestly Dawn was pretty meh. Rise was nice.

>>85823279
Russia anon here. Just watched it.
It got shat because in the age of bland capeshit that Disney's Marvel does when really beautiful film coming out like Dark Tower or King Arthur Legend of the Sword plebs hate it.
I didn't read books or comic books about Dark Tower, but I liked movie, maybe it's bad adaptation, but solid action fílm and quite enjoyable experience.


Inb4 redditard nigger "but Guy Richie's Arthur is bad.

>>85833207
D O L L K I N O
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>>85823449
Sony management is idiotic. In today's day and age, if you make shit film, you gotta have good propaganda dept (like Disney) to succeed

>>85828173
He did give a shit about the shining.

He didn't like it, even tho its the best adaptation of his shitty subpar work.

>>85829480
He never really cared to my knowledge. I think he signed away the movie rights to most of his early shit long long ago and I've heard he sold the rights to something else for like $1 because whatever.

>>85836753
>rise was nice

Watch it again. Besides Andy Serkis' performance being kino the thing is written like a shit where the entire plot is pushed along by 3 characters being unreasonably cunty for no specific reason whatsoever.

>>85837144
>Not The Green Mile

Nigger please

>>85825020

Silly goy, Youtube is a great platform for pushing the (((correct))) narrative - see the stuff they put in Youtube Highlights.

Sure, the comments section doesn't quite like it, but if you delete them and ''fix'' the like/dislike ratio, all is well in the world!

>>85826450
- Eddie gets half his head blow off in the prison camp by one of the surviving wealsemen, he dies shortly after that

- Jake pushes Stephen King off the road and gets hit by a truck, he dies right there

- Susanah askes the drawing guy they found in Dandelo's shack to drasw her a magic door and leaves, since she is tired of Roland's bullshit, technically, she went with him right to the doorstep of the dark tower. She ends up in an alternate world in New York, where Eddie and Jake are alive as brothers and they seems to know her

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>>85823371

>>85836917
King Arthur was shit because they planned it to be some 6 part franchise or some idiocy and besides Sherlock Holmes (surprisingly) Guy Ritchie's style doesn't work with anything else.

>>85837287
oh and their little pet gets stabbed by Mordred, giving Roland the window to gun down that spider shit thing

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>>85837287

>Susannah chucks Roland's gun into the trash and forgets everything that happened, ever

>>85829695
Ape apologist detected

>>85836917
that King Arthur movie bombed because it had NOTHING to do with the actual source material, that was a no brainer

>>85837415
ah yes, she throws the gun into the trash
I don't get why the gun itself oxidizes beyond repair as if it was a million years old. some sort of hint of the loop thing?

>>85837287
oh and the first thing to happen in the 7th books is that priest from Salem's Lot fight a whole fuckload of vampires and shit with the turtle crystal thing, giving Jake the chance to keep going and meet his ka-tet
rather than letting them turn him into a monster, Callahan blows his head up

>>85836917
does Jake die? this is important

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>>85823371

>>85837439
>>85837331
As I said, redditniggers opinions.

>>85837658
no, but his mommy with big tiddies does

>>85837852
welp, that is perhaps the major change then compared to the books

>>85837882
Maybe that is for sequel.

Who would have thought that after Maximum Overdrive, IT, The Lawnmower Man, Children of the Corn, Dream Catcher, Secret Window, The Tommyknockers, The Shining (miniseries), and the Langoliers that a Stephen King book doesn't work well for Movies or TV?
It probably didn't help that some Sony exec saw that there were other books in the series and tried to twist it into a cinematic universe.

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>>85836917
I also want to add : I hope they will keep that revolver choreographer for Metal Gear Solid movie. Because even though it's directed by libcuck Vogt Roberts and probably going to be unwatchable garbage with nice visuals, at least it will have very fappable revolver kíno.

>>85838418
WILL STEPHEN KING STAR AS HIMSELF OR A NIGGA WILL PLAY HIS ROLE?

>>85838418
The Shining tv mini was really good. The movie is great.

>>85826062
Taking my girlfriend to see it for her birthday on Sunday. She loved the books when she was in college, then she got me into them. Neither of us are expecting it to do justice to the books, but it's just a complex story they're trying to tell, we have to see how they're attempting it.

>>85831279
>2 hours
I wish

>>85826062
I'll try to go either this weekend or the next
I really like SK books and I waited for years for the DT series to be finished, seeing it in motion may be a good way to revive that experience

>>85837980
No. The movie ends with Roland staying in our world as Jake's dad and saying fuck it to the Tower after killing the MiB.

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>>85838617
???
are you for fucking real? that sounds terrible

>>85825821
>the ending to the books is dog shit
It wasn't the ending, though.

The only way this movie makes sense is if it's takes place after the books when the whole thing resets.

>>85838723
I'm for real. They leave it open that he can return to Mid-World if he wants to. He doesn't want to.

>>85838723
No, he is joking.

>>85839014
I'm not. I wish I was, but I'm not.

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>>85823371

>>85823371
Kek