When you've lost IGN...

Oh no o_o

>>85822880
IGN 5.0 is terrible everywhere else right?

>>85822972

that's like a 0 everywhere else

>>85822972
Yeah, more often than not they're very, very generous.

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All over again

>>85822880
>incredible source material
yeah

no

>Articlez comes out about how it had horrible revision, director almost recasted, poor testings
>1 and a half runtime

Not really shocking if you think about it

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>>85822880
God damn it looked cheesy as fucked but at the same time it felt fresh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHMF4LlWgZI
>"What? Sam shepard moved on?"
>"gosh dammnit"
Has anyone else mustered up the strength to get pass these 2 lines

gosh damnit

>>85822972
yeah, they pretty much never go lower than about a 4.5

>>85822880
to be fair ign only cheerleads Marvel stuff

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>>85823311
>it felt fresh

>>85822972
They gave The Emoji Movie a 4.5, so you be the judge.

>>85822880
The war is lost

>>85822880
anything under 6 from ign is dogshit

lel

White people worldwide just said "no" to this movie.

5 stars? the trailer looked really bad tho..

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>>85822880
IGN is fucking trash. They hire the dumbest fucks.

>>85823195

Books 1-3 are great.

4 is fine.

Everything else is shit.

Unfortunately they adapted part of the everything else.

Wow hooda thunk that a generic looking movie was mediocre?

You kids should use this movie as an example for future movies.

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>>85823311
>felt fresh
It's using a plot that was tired in the early 90's
>fictional fantasy hero comes to the real world and makes friends with a human and saves the day from an evil fictional fantasy villain

>>85826446
Suburban commando
Beast Master 2

>>85826335
While pseudo-Clint Eastwood being black makes no sense that is the least of this movie's problems

>>85826446
>>85826468
Last Action Hero

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>>85826446
that's the plot of the Mahabharata which is over 2,500 years old

>>85826545
Indian mythology has the dumbest fuckin pedophile mustaches imaginable.

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>>85826414

>>85826481
>being black makes no sense that is the least of this movie's problems
didn't watch the movie, but automatically you are out of china and let's be real, no one that liked these novels wanted a black protagonist (for what i read).
they shoot themselves in the foot with "black meme man" as the star and the movie seems to be bad itself.

>>85826414
I want alannah to sit on me

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>>85826595
youre a dumb fucking sophist and thats where math came from you absolute twit

>>85826696
She can't, she has a severely fucked up spine and a weak bone structure, you could break her with a hug.

She might be the least SJW person there in awhile but will probably change very quickly.

she has a nice ass

>>85826545
I'd rather see that movie 2bh. Indian mythology is bananas. Ancient nukes and shit

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>>85826772
>thats where math came from you absolute twit

Wrong, mathematics was developed in 17th century Germany by white upper middle class hobby scientists called "Flohmsteinburgers" explicitly to maintain strict control over the black man and the Jews.

>>85826435
Nah they are shit bro

Can't wait for people to blame the bad reviews on race.

>>85826924
Not any more shit than the rest of King's work. If you like his writing they're good.

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>>85826662
That disgusting fuck left IGN to write the story for the new Battlefront game.

>>85822880
posting matthew mcconaghey rather than idris elba. confirmed not black mans fault

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>>85826662
>>85827058

>>85827058
Who is the loli? She looks so delicious.

>>85827092
Idris is there though. He's just overlayed by giant letters spelling out "MEDIOCRE".

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>>85822880
>truly incredible source material

>>85827216
Wew lass

>>85822880
a fucking F I V E from IGN? that's like -20 in real scores

IGN took off 3 points for having the "white savior" trope.

>>85822880
>some truly incredible source material

LOL

>>85822880
color me surprised

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>>85827824
>white savior trope
>the hero of the TV show is black
I don't even want to know how they justified that

>>85826545
Heh I've always wanted Hollywood to do a adaption of this but theyll probably do some sjw shit to it

>>85827857
Lol, I was making a joke about their Tarzan review last year that led them to changing the whole scoring system.