Sell me this pen

the only proven cure for gayness

How about I sell you my pen?
*unzips dick*

IT SPINS!

>Not up selling from the pen to a computer with word processing because everything is digital.

It's like you have never done sales before.

as if he could

>>85821366
Ok, this pen, is actually an Oscar!

This pen makes you get dubs

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>>85821864

>>85821366
This pen was used by Idris Elba

>this pen will massage your fingers

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I'll sell you this pen for a dime.

>>85821366
This pen was the prop used in the very popular movie Wolf of Wall Street

>>85821366

What, this pen? No no, I'm sure you wouldn't want this pen. I have some more affordable pens for someone of your... "position."

>>85822047
Niggrr

I dont really want to sell you this pen. Someone like you wouldn't use it enough to appreciate its craftsmanship. It's fine enough to make anyone look the part but I'm just not sure you'd appreciate it enough. If you really want it I'll let it go for a dear but fair price.

You pulled that pen out of your pocket, right? Then I already sold it to you.

If I sell you this pen will you die?

>>85823019
It would be extremely pensive

ONCE JOHN WICK USED THIS PEN TO KILL THREE MAN AT DA BAR

>>85823208

For Jews

>>85823277
You're a bic guy

>>85821884
DEAL!

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>>85821366
Hey there pal, if you buy this pen I'll throw in a free copy of Fallout 4 for an extra 60 bucks.

>>85822047
i can't solve the captcha in 10 seconds... ;_;

>>85822047
Nigger

>>85823269
it was a pencil

>>85822047

la

>>85821366

this is a big pen for you

>>85822047
i thought i had immunity

i can't mr dicaprio you have the pen sir

Its a Bic pen

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>>85822047

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>>85821366
<- See pic.

>>85822047
Es

>>85821366
PEN FOR SALE!

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>>85821366
Ink's for closers.

>>85822047
kys piece of shit

anybody else ever watch those late night knife sales on tv?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp5Nt2MUHms

>>85822047
Fuck you

this is a certified pen island pen.

>>85823776
a fucking pencil

>>85822047
Hmm

>>85822047
shit

>>85822047
oh shit

>>85822047

kys

>>85822047

>>85822047
/thread

>>85825888
>>85825865
>>85825726
>>85825684
>>85825575
>>85825558
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>>85825171
>>85825089
>people actually respond

>>85822047
Fuck

>>85821366
dude

the pen is

weed
lmoao!

>>85822047
AAAAA

>>85821366

Reddit HATES this pen

>>85822047
fu

>>85821366
But it's yours you dumb balding fat hack. Stop riding Marty's dick, he can't get you the oscar

>>85822047
oh fuck

>>85822505
>>85823743
>>85823765
>>85823938
>>85823999
>>85824948
>>85825089
>>85825171
>>85825351
>>85825558
>>85825575
>>85825684
>>85825726
>>85825865
>>85825888
>>85825978
>>85826048
>>85826136
>>85826290
I have to pretend that all these people responding to this shit are just b8ing because otherwise I lose all faith in humanity.

>>85822047
why i outta!

>>85821884
It didn't work.

>>85822047
Oh noes

It writes what you want

>>85822047
Kys

>>85826630
Have fun when you're mom dies, faggot.

>>85821366
Hey do you want to buy this pen?

>>85822047
pls

>>85822047
ddhdh

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>>85823314
underrated

>>85822047
You MF

>>85824948
That's a dog motherfucker and it reminded me of the puppy I lost earlier this year wtf this is the worst thread

>>85822047
yo

>>85826630
you can't get any more Reddit than "people are so stupid I don't have faith in humanity, fucking sheeple"

>>85826630
newfag

if u buy the pen u get an oscar

>>85822047
damn