What is the absolute best bit in jackass?

>>85821218
When the credits roll and this privileged white sausage party is over

Ryan Dunn perishing.

OP, a hint: post a clip yourself. then bump it a few minutes later with another clip. If you expect to get posts in this thread you need to get it going.

Terrorist Taxi

>>85821218
All of the TV series, none of the movies.

jackass crew kind napping brad pit at the west hollywood Pinks hot dogs
also night monkey 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQoDdifAvbI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHegrn2hg4E

>>85822506
Implying number two isn't the pinnacle of jackass

Johnny Knoxville being a man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb1kLqoiDuA

Jet engine stunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEFx1qmW4ts

Preston Bungee jumping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgCuoUMGkaY

Cocktail supreme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxz42Pact0M

Any of them with Ham Margera crying like a little girl.

>>85822764
Kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAjVZT7h1Fo

wee-man walking around under a traffic cone through crowded tokyo streets

Air Horn will never not be funny.

>>85822733

jet engine is correct.... my sides are still in orbit from that one... a decade after the fact

The fact it failed the first time makes it better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoW8bbyaXbw

>>85822990
I will never not hate Dave but this shit was funny.

>>85821218
why are retards talking about jackass now?
honestly this board has really gone to morons and fags born after 1994
i liked jackass ten years ago
its fucking dumb and you are a mental midget if you still enjoy this shit

>>85822928
The Dave England waiter part has me dying every time I watch it. He was such an underrated part of the show and being a professional stuntman allowed him to do the more dangerous shit when the show was starting.

>>85823057
>Now

How's your first week here? /tv/ has always loved Jackass.

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>>85822733
That last one made me gag hard

Is it tru the 2nd movie is the best?

Toro Totter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwPJMQwo2xw

Roller Disco Truck (highest quality i found but dude who uploaded it added shitty meme faces): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qjb8IcS0ww

Electric Avenue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E0r6Ba7WzY

>>85823081
ive been here longer than you have summerkid
this is a summerfag thread no doubt
its like an everyday thing now this past summer to talk about this faggot shit
o

>>85822526

>stupid, filler-tier gags in monkey costumes is their best bit

hoh boy

Payback's a bitch motherfu-

>>85823168
Sometimes I don't whether to find these posts ironic or not.

Anyway, Shit volcano

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ9kmyrysug

>>85823057
>its a 96!

>>85821371
This. There were no minorities anywhere. Even the midget was white.

>>85823232
>Sometimes I don't whether to find these posts ironic or not.
whats that even supposed to mean?
jk jackass is kino! praise kek! sam hyde rulez

>>85823108
Yes

>>85822800
kek that's fucked

>>85822733
I consider myself a heterosexual man, but if Johnny Knoxville asked, I think I would marry him.

>>85823264
Just look at the fucking structure of it>>85823168

Spacing sentences that don't need to be spaced, hyperbole and the random o at the end all while calling someone else "summer"

>>85821218
Anything that involves somebody getting hit in the balls. There's nothing in the universe funnier than a dude getting hit in the balls.

Steve-O > Knoxville > Pontius = Dunn >>> Dicamillo > (power gap) >>>>> Weeman = Preston > Dave "Professional Shitter" England >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ehren

>>85823327
>actually has reddit spacing
>then says someone elses post is summer
>"random 'o' omg so summer"
you are trying to hard to fit in summerfag

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>>85822733
>mfw they secretly put the engine in reverse before the shoot

Never got around watching Bad Grandpa, how is it?

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>>85823386
>Steve O at the top
>Preston that low

>>85823057
i was born in 94 am i ok?

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When the midget kicks himself in the face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkLrypjMqnw

>>85823445
no youre cancer

>>85823445
You definitely post on /pol/ so no
All you kids think that to be a ebin 4channer you have to be a /pol/tard too meanwhile you fags are normie as shit

>>85823458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPWaIlpora8

The card throwing prank is easily the best

>Everyone dying of laughter
>Wee man's absolute unmeasured shame when he figures it out

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>Johnny Knoxville blew his dick off for a scene that didn't even make the cut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D7IAvRAXng

>Dunn can't drive for shit!

>>85823134
Jesus. Knoxville and Dunn got fucked up by that bull.
Did they sustain permanent injuries on that one?

>>85823327
You can tell you've been on this website too long when you can read the posters age/longevity based solely on their syntax and memefaggotry.

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>>85823866
>Dunn can't drive for shit

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>tfw i own the jackass DVD collection and not all of the scenes are even on it

what a disappointment

>>85823386
Any tier list without Knoxville as number one is automatically wrong, but at least your top 4 are the 4 best.
Also, Bam should be at the bottom.

>>85821218
When the one guy gets his dick bitten by the snake was pretty funny.

>>85821218
the slow-mo intro to jackass 3d. its kino.

>>85821371
>>85823263
no one else would ever think of doing that shit

>>85821218
idk but the high speed crash was pretty gud senpai

>>85823056
Why do you hate dave

>>85821218
The toy car in the ass
>>85821418
Too soon

>>85822888
>dubs and trips
Can confirm. Used to do that with my friends growing up. The trick is to have a good cover.

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Riot Control test.

Knoxville was hardcore in that one.

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Wildboyz > Jackass

Johnny Knoxville vs Butterbean

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>>85824028
ftp://weebftp.org/TV/Jackass%20Season%201,%202,%20&%203/ Keep it a secret, and yes, I'm talking to YOU

>>85821418
Careful, you're going to cut yourself on all that edge.

>>85822888
"I have bursitis."

>>85821218
Seriously any bit where Chris Pontius shows his bubble butt. Hilarity ensues every time.

>>85825617
This

>>85823386
Knoxville > Dave England > Pontius > Dunn > Dicamillo > Bam > Weeman > Preston > Ehren > Steve-O

>>85825910
>So that means you gotta play with a horn?
>I'll give you something to play with, pal!

GOD TIER
>Johnny Knoxville
>Chris Pontius
>Brandon DiCamillo

TOP TIER
>Steve-O
>Dunn
>Don Vito

MID TIER
>Dave England
>Danger Ehren
>Rake Yohn
>Raab Himself

SHIT TIER
>Preston
>Wee-Man
>Bam

The one where Steve-O ruins his life and becomes a drug addict. That shit was hard-CORE.

>>85826523

>Dico that high

He sucked

Best bit was Pontius lining up to karate chop a piece of wood for a minute straight then just kicking Dunn in the balls. So simple but so funny.

Also- Russian police. Stern, stern but fair.

>>85821218
My favourite part will always be partyboy in Japan.

>>85823057
>wahh!!! people younger than me exist!

Bam's parents were cool, shame about Bam himself.

>>85821218
not even close, the few I can name off the top of my head are anaconda ball pit. the puppet show, butt plunging beer

>>85828221
Forgot Beehive limo
https://youtu.be/t9mKbSMcILY

>>85826312
holy shit that's patrician

>>85828503
Dunn is the most overrated cast member of all time. Plus people need to stop undervaluing Steve-O, he and Knoxville are the only ones down for anything

>>85826616

>disrespecting the Dic

>>85821218

The rent a car one.

>>85826523
>including Dico on a jackass tier list


Might as well include raab himself, rake yohn and fucking loomis

The deleted skit of Knoxville buying a pocket ass and returning it.

>>85829478

Speaking of that, why wasn't Dico on the main cast?

>>85829478
Don't forget Manny Puig, Phil & Ape, and T-Nigs

>>85821218
are american shopping carts really that big?

>>85829724
yes

>>85829724
Yes. You need to toss your groceries over the side. There's a pulley mechanism in the dairy sections of our shopping centers so you can lower your eggs in safely. When it comes time to check out, there's a latch on the cart that will let you open the front, and a hydraulic lift at the bottom so your products slide out on to the conveyor at the register.

t. cashier

https://youtu.be/rMS4ESFlfDk?t=94

>>85823853
now this i didn't hear about?

>>85830202
He broke his dick jumping a motorcycle