>1 minute until bomb explodes >it actually takes much longer

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>FBI. we're taking over this case

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>>85820538
>turns out it was just a decoy
>AND YOUR OTHER BOMB

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>"How much longer until the bomb explodes?"
>"It says we've got about 10 minutes left."
>"Okay, listen carefully: disconnect the blue wire and-"
>Bomb explodes
>The villain actually set it to go off earlier because he's an asshole

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>>85820538
>bomb countdown
>10
>9
>mentally start counting in time "8"
>"7"
>"6"
>..it explodes

REE FUCKING DROPPED. GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT YOU FUCKING HACK. ILL FUCKING TRASH THESE LIGHTS

>something weird happens in a restaurant
>"check please!"

>>85822113
>bomb goes off in front of protagonists face
>"NOW THATS GOTTA HURT"

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>>85821078
>villain monologues
>heroes try to defeat him
>they fail and he reveals he already achieved victory ten minutes before he started monologuing

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>>85820538
>Movie spans over several years
>IRL it's only been 2 hours

>>85822210
Pls giv example

>character walks into bar
>"I'll have a beer"
>gets a whiskey

>>85822347
Watchmen

>>85820538
>character shoots another character in the head
>the character shot in the head actually dies

fucking hacks, what are they thinking?

that shit doesn't work that way in real life, you can't die from that shit

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>athletic event with time winding down
>10 seconds left
>as you see the athletes, you mentally count down...7, 6, 5, 4, 3...
>cut to scoreboard
>8 seconds left

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>>85822297

>Movie starts with flashback to three years before main plot
>Cut to present time
>Characters talk about the stuff that happened three years ago like it just happened

>>85822528
name a baker's dozen kinos

>>85820585
gone girl pissed me off, man. it got bad in the monologue then it got even fucking worse when the blonde guy was introduced

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>>85820538
>sports movie
>Team is loving by 1 goal/point to opposition
>protagonist takes the last shot
>slow motion on the action
>slow motion shot of the crowd standing up in anticipation
>slow motion shot of the goal/point being made
>slow motion shot of the clock winding down to 0.0
>it goes in

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>>85820538
>cuts the red wire
>speeds up the countdown timer
>"Your other red wire!"

>>85824002
thats a good doggo

>>85820538
>Neck is slit
>Stabbed in the gut
>Heart stops instantly, no scream, no thrashing to survive.

>Character holds their breath
>I try to hold my breath for as long as they do
>Scene cuts to something else that goes on for like 3 minutes before the character is still holding their breath somehow
>I go unconscious and miss the rest of the movie

>>85825114
Every.damn.time