all day i've had michael cera's dumbass fucking "i look like a pubescent child in the face but i'm an adult and as well as that i've got a pedostache" mug in my head and i can't get it out
michael cera is taking over my thought processes
i couldn't think of a verb earlier so i just said "i michael cera'd that man"
send help
every face i see is michael cera. every time i close my eyes it's michael cera. i feel like if i sleep it'll be michael cera. and i'm sure that if i die tonight i will see god and he will be michael cera.
There is no god
Lmao you sound like a funny cunt to drink with
>>85819613
only michael cera
i'm not even under the influence of anything, i've just got michael cera on the mind
i haven't even watched a michael cera movie in like a year why the fuck is he in my head
>>85819733
maybe you are an assassin sent to kill michael cera but you got memory loss and now you are starting to slowly remember
why did he sell 4chan to china
the worst thing is that i had a summer school final today followed up by court and i couldn't focus because michael goddamn cera was everywhere.
>>85819577
You are actually Michael Cera and you're in a Being John Malkovich-style recursion dream
>>85819618
Go back to plebbit, you fucking scumshit
the closest thing i've got to being michael cera is the fact that i have curly light brown hair and am often seen as socially awkward
like god damn what is even going on right now