Who would /tv/ cast as Samus Aran in a live-action Metroid film?
Idris Elba
>>85797419
name now
>>85797419
Way too muscular.
>The Chozo took my life. I will take it back.
Since Kim Basinger is too old now, her daughter Ireland.
>>85797391
>>85797665
>The Power Suit isn't the weapon, you are.
>>85797547
Mia Sand
>>85797572
..G
FAG
..Y
Idris Elba
>>85797607
this
>>85797572
Samus would, realistically, be pretty muscular
>>85798123
too old
>>85797665
10 years ago would be perfect
who cares who plays her
even a man can play him unless they are gonna remove mask then it is another m
Any of these four would work
>>85797419
Her face always ruins it for me desu
>>85798147
Why? She lives in a powersuit.
>>85798378
She has the face of a sexy barn owl
Debicki, you fucks.
I was gonna shitpost that girl from Valerian but I'm too lazy to go download an image
>>85798579
And too stupid to copypaste into the file name field.
>loli samus crash lands on parents
>parents head fucking exploded all over her
>she wanders through the avatar jungle learning skills
>found by birds
>they genetically modify her
>she grows upshe also gets soft down feathers for pubes
>spess pirates
hnnngg
would be a good game 2
>>85798263
This.
If they did a movie, they shouldnt remove mask or even have her talk.
>>85798636
>>loli samus crash lands on parents
the fuck
i meant
>loli samus crash lands on planet and her parents heads explode
>>85797665
please god no
>>85798290
bottom left looks too much like kristen wiig, has that weird bird face thing going on, top left looks too much like an instagram hoe, swift if she got a little more meat on her bones would be good
Willem Dafoe as the Chozo ghost.
>>85797419
>dem sexual intercourse pics
>>85797391
>Alien, directed by Ridley Scott. Features a strong female lead named Ripley. The titular character is a hostile, parasitic extraterrestrial life form
>Metroid, a video game featuring a strong female lead and an antagonist named Ridley. The titular character is a hostile, parasitic extraterrestrial life form
>Alien's sequel, Aliens, was released in 1986. A month later, Metroid was released for the first time in Japan
>in both sequels Aliens and Super Metroid, the strong female lead returns to the planet where she encountered the titular aliens for the first time.
>a major feature of both properties is that the female lead must escape during a countdown sequence lasting several minutes
>>85797391
Katheryn Winnick
>>85797391
>>85798824
>bird face
so, pretty accurate?
You are now aware that in the thumbnail the metroid looks like a toad person from Mario.
>all these white women in an Asian role
It was made by a Japanese company, stop whitewashing
>>85797391
A based black woman
Denzel Washington
Metroid wouldn't be a very good video game series to make a movie out of. One of the core elements of the series is isolation. Most of the games just involve Samus walking around an alien planet by herself, which wouldn't make for a very interesting film. And if you start adding in dialogue then you'll end up creating something like Other M. Metroid is already heavily inspired by Alien, so it's not like a film version of Metroid doesn't exist already.
Videogames don't make good movies.
Metroid is harmed when it tries to focus on story.
I think a Metroid movie is just no good idea.
I would cast the guy that does Master Chief's voice to be Samus' inner voice since she doesn't talk.
>>85804012
>He hasn't seen movies without dialogue
>>85797391
No one, because it doesn't need to be made.
>>85797665
I'm 100% over her, but Under the Skin was really good.
Idris Elba as Samus
Eric Roberts as Metroid
>>85797391
webm related motherfucker
Jewlywood would cast some ugly sheboon like Leslie Jones, I hope it never gets made
>>85804183
It's not just the lack of dialogue. If you were to directly translate Super Metroid into a film it would just be Samus walking around a cave for an hour and a half, with the occasional action scene.
>>85798549
This. Surprised It took this long to get this.
She's the only one with the perfect height, all she needs is to work out and bulk a bit, maybe work on her butt
>>85804280
do you have anyone that could believably wear a power suit and kick ass because she looks like she couldn't wear a wide-brimmed hat without suffering back injury
>>85804507
she's tall and fit as fuck though dude, you're just looking for some roided out skank
>>85804321
You lack vision
>>85804012
It could be a Samurai Jack type thing.
I doubt they'd make a Metroid movie.
>OMG WHY ISNT HER NAME METROID WTF
>OMG WHY IS THE CHARACTER A BLONDE WHITE WOMAN
>WHERE IS THE DIVERSITY!?
>FINALLY A FEMALE PROTAGONIST YASSS
>>85805261
why cant metroid crawl
>>85804041
I sure a Silent Hill 2 movie can be good if done well
a skinny boobless assless jewess with a fixed nose please
>>85804041
Video games work fine for movies. Hollywood just doesn't care to do them right.
>>85805453
Only if you're a fucking retarded child. You can't prove it because there is not one.
>>85805576
They're just stories like anything else. There's no reason why they can't work.
>>85805621
Bad stories. Games are not a story telling medium.
>>85805621
Videogames aren't just stories though. They are gameplay as well for example.
Some games put a lot of effort into story, but not Metroid.
I would die
>>85798410
i imagine you have to be in shape at the very least to operate a power suit but who the fuck knows its sci-fi
>>85804277
And Robert De Niro as motherbrain
>>85804321
It would make a great movie, but /v/ would hate it.
>>85797391
paris hilton
cast a male. gotta balance everything out.