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who wins?
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Jeepers Creepers in a landslide
Hes a fucking demon
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This man.
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>>85776202
This. He's far stronger than even zombie Jason.
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>>85776115
Jason is immortal or some shit, I'd go him.
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>>85776115
Michael and Leatherface are human, so they'd get eliminated first. I don't think Jason could be stopped but I don't know much about Mr. Jeep.
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Pinhead
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>>85776115
Jason. Overpowers Michael Myers and Leatherface. The Creeper would be a challenge but with Jason feeling no pain he'd beat the Creeper.
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>>85777654
Creeper can fly.
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>>85776115
Michael just because he my nigga
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>>85776326
So is the stupid hocus pocus bat monster or whatever #2 is. And he can fly.
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>>85776115
We do. :^)
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Either the Creeper or Jason. The others are irrelevant.
My votes for Creeper if he's smart about it.
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>>85777698
>Creeper can fly.
And in order to defeat Jason it needs to get close enough to harm him. At which point Jason fucks the Creeper up.
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This fight really comes down to Jason vs Jeepers Creepers. I'm kind of torn here. I've never really seen either of them die in any traditional sense outside of total destruction of the body. Overall i'd have to go with Jeepers but not without a hard fight.
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>>85776115

leather face isn't immortal so i think he would be the first to die

is that one next to leatherface swamp thing? who the fuck is that?

jason would win because he has super strength and can punch holes through people. michael myers has super strength but not to the extent that jason has. all jason would have to do is punch michael myers head off
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>>85777880
>is that one next to leatherface swamp thing? who the fuck is that?

It's jeeper creeper. It drives a van even though it can fly. Also it can't die.
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The guy with the chainsaw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH77OHkQsZY

i love this video

i didn't realize how violent friday the 13th movies are.
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>>85777698
Is that all he can do? I remember he ripped that one kid's head off, but I don't think he can do anything damaging to Jason.
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>>85777698
WAIT A SECOND

IS THAT GUY WHO RIP THE HEAD OF A GUY IN THE SCHOOL BUS?
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>>85776202
>>85776325
>>85777698
>>85777749

The Creeper couldn't even take a fucking harpoon.

Both Jason and Michael myers would tank his candy ass.

Jason is canon stronger than michael myers so he'd probably win.

leatherface isn't even immortal pshh
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>>85776115

I think Jason wins this one

Also idk why Leatherface is included in these, he's just a big dude with a chainsaw, nothing supernatural about him, any of the others would trash him
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>>85776115
creeper > jason, michael > leatherface
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>>85778867
To be fair, none of the other guys have ever had to take a harpoon.
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>>85779077

Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers both got blown the fuck out by an armed squad and came back just fine.

Hell, Jason got fucking hit by a god damn missile.
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>>85779077
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>>85776115
is leatherface an immortal now?
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Myers is an ambush predator. He would wait till the others fought it out, and then stab jason in the fucking face when he wasn't looking.
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>>85779601
Then Jason would remove the knife and knock Michael's head off.
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creeper has highest int and str stats
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>>85779706
Nah.. He'd be too wounded from fighting the others. Plus Michael can be pretty spry.
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>>85778867
Wait didn't the harpoon just stall the creeper? He went into hibernation because he ran out of time.
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>>85776202
this
dumb niggers
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>>85776202
>>85780005

He's also a pedo that is only interested in hot boys. He'd go down like a whore on prom night.
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Jason. No question
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>in this world of shared universes and stupid crossovers, no one has bought the rights to all the eighties slashers and made them into an MC
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>>85780231
IKR.

You would have to have Ash to tie it all together though.

I'd say make the main plot some battle between Freddie and Pinhead, and they try to use Jason To kill all the others, and Ash is running around trying to put them all down.
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>>85780343
I had the idea of the government gathering them all up to fight off something horrible. Like they have no hope but to turn to Slashers to save them.
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>>85780444
That's cool.. Maybe like a suicide squad thing where they just kind of drop them into the shit and let them go nuts?
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>>85780231
>all movies would either be rated R/adult, or gimped to shit
not nearly as profitable. but i'd love to see well-done remakes in theatres
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>>85780444
Nice trips, but fuck you.
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>>85776115
Creeper is a weird case, technically he can't die but he's also got a built in time limit. My guess is he'd get taken down and revert to hibernation. Leatherface is mortal so obviously he dies first. So really it comes down to Michael v. Jason, I'd go with Michael but that's just personal preference
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>>85780638
Most people don't get Michael. Jason is a pitbull attack dog. Strong and big. Michael in 1 and 2 (the only version that counts btw) is slow and methodical, sneaky and comes out of nowhere.

I think he'd lose the first fight against jason, but set a trap for him and fuck him up good because he's smarter and .. yeah an ambush predator.
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>>85780705
isn't michael also immortal?
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>>85780511
The first half would be Ash having to bring them together like the Avengers except a lot more violent.
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>>85780850
Technically Carpenter killed him in 2. But 4-5-6 made him part of this satanic cult and virtually undead/non-killable.

You could argue 2 had some supernatural elements though. Idk.
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>>85776234
Tall Man would easily win. He can't be killed. He can trap you in another plane of existence. Leatherface, Michael, and Jason are just men. Even though Jason does become a zombie. The Creeper can be imprisoned during his slumber, he has major down time.
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>>85776115
IMAGINE being freddy and trying to crack wise ass jokes with these stupid autistic fucks who just want to silently kill people to quench their bloodlust instead of trying to have fun with it
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>>85780946
Come on, 1 already had supernatural elements, he's shot several times at close range with no vest, falls off a balcony, and gets up
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>>85781257
Except Nightmare on elm street 2 is basically a gay porn...
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>>85778867
>The Creeper couldn't even take a fucking harpoon.
The harpoon just stalled him until he went back to sleep. He got his head cut off and wasn't bothered by it
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>>85781343
It's possible for misses and adrenaline. The point of that scene was that Carpenter wanted people to think he could be anywhere.. as he didn't plan on making a sequel.

It's somewhat supernatural but it's also vague and in the air.. but in the sequels they basically made him jason.
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>>85781418
He had to immediately stop what he was doing and eat a head to replace it
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what about freddy vs pinhead?
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Jason is easily the top as long as we're counting any version of him, or at least any post 4 version.
Creeper would be second since he's fast and practically immortal
Michael Myers may or not be magical, we don't know
Leatherface doesn't even get the participation award, he'd be dead in second.
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>>85779959
You've clearly never watched an F13 movie. Jason has been stabbed in the head many times.
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>>85781528
>>85781418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SlWegS2sS0
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>>85781549
Pinhead never sleeps so Freddy literally couldn't do anything to him. Without intimate knowledge of the box (which none of the other monsters would have) Pinhead is god.
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>>85776326
just tell him you're his mom and he'll be your bitch. immortal my ass. he's got way too many weaknesses and he was once killed by a fucking child.
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>>85782624
That only fooled him for about a minute. Also he's an immortal zombie now who has come back from hell and is stronger than ever.
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>>85782698
Still has too many weaknesses. If ordinary people could outsmart and kill Jason, I'm sure as hell fucking Michael Myers could.
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>>85776115
The Creeper. Hollywood pedophiles always win in the end.
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>>85782879
What weaknesses does he have that Mike doesn't? What advantages does Mike have that Jason doesn't?
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>>85782928
Jason has an intense fear of water. Except sometimes he doesn't, and he effortlessly swims in it? Movies are all over the place with that one.
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>>85783047
He only shows a fear of water in Freddy vs Jason which doesn't really count since more or less everyone agrees that everything past 8 is non-canon since it changed studios.
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>>85783047
the only time Jason was afraid of water is in Freddy vs. Jason, and that was a one time thing within his own dream so I guess it was more about him relieving his own memories of drowning, idk

Jason swims around in the movies ALL the time.
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>>85783101
>everyone agrees past 8 is non-canon
>counting 8 as canon

Please if you're going to discount movies, start with Takes Manhattan. That ending made no sense.
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the creeper can fly really fast as well. He obviously wins.
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>>85783299
The ending was silly but it was still the last movie before the property got sold so I have to accept it. Also it's got my nigga Julius.
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>>85782928
>What weaknesses does he have that Mike doesn't?
His mom. You can't ignore this. If Michael wore the sweater, Jason is done.

>What advantages does Mike have that Jason doesn't?
Intelligence.
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>>85783405
So Michael is also going to be shorter than Jason, wear a wig, and imitate the female voice of his mother?

Please stop arguing because you haven't seen the movies.
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>>85783477
>So Michael is also going to be shorter than Jason, wear a wig, and imitate the female voice of his mother?

I would legit love to see this, especially if he keeps the mask on.
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>>85783477
He could get any whore to do this while he hides behind a tree waiting for Jason to kneel down and behead his whinny ass. Intelligence, dude.
And I've seen all movies. That's why this whole thing is laughable to me. Jason lost to men, women and kids. Michael could easily end him.
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>>85781380
Is that why its your favorite?
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>>85783722
So now Michael has the negotiation powers to convince random females to team up with him? In which movie does Michael demonstrate this talent?
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>>85783405
>If Michael wore the sweater, Jason is done.

lol
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>>85776202
no definitely vorhees
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>>85783786
He'll get HIS mother to do it for him.
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>>85778074
>that part where jason punches the black guy's head off and it lands in a dumpster
kino
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>>85784119
Holy shit what horror monster is this?
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>>85780927
fund it
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Michael is the creepiest, anyway
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>>85776115
>Tfw Leatherface is objectively the weakest slasher villain and would be easy as fuck to kill, but he is the only one who actually manages to scare me

We all know Jason would win purely because he literally cannot be permanently stopped. A better question is, who would win in a contest to kill the most sexually promiscuous co-eds? Assume that each slasher is operating in the most optimal environment.
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>>85786839
what about the scream guys? they arent as huge as leatherface, although they have the numbers advantage
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Who wins?
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>>85777843
dude he has a fucking magical throwing knife that he can control
I think he could also control the bone shuriken
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>>85787033
ghostface
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Michael Myers has scared the shit out of me for 42 years now, and he is my favorite of them all (in the pic). I think Jason wins. All you have to do is kill all Michael's family and his purpose is over. He would even help you find them and kill them. Creeper is a meme character and Leatherface is merely a man.

The Tall Man if included would win easily.
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>>85781380
>Except Nightmare on elm street 2 is basically a gay porn
This but it's the best gay porn ever. That's why 2 is my favorite.
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>>85783047
>Jason walked to New York at the bottom of the sea
Fear of water my ass.
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>>85789869
I really couldn't enjoy Halloween. Should I give it another try or is it just outdated to be scary now?

Also, are all those Jason movies worth watching?
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Jason wins it and it doesn't matter if the Creeper is a demon with wings, you remember the last person who tried to eat Jason?
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Doesn't the Creeper only sperg out for one night before hibernating for 30 years? If Jason makes it through the night, he's fine. This is someone who has literally been to hell and back. Jason wins no doubt about it.
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Jason because he has the most good movies.

Number of Good Movies Per Series:
>Texas Chainsaw - 1 good movie
>Jeepers Creepers - 1 and a half good movies
>Halloween - 1 good movie
>Friday the 13th - 8 and a half good movies
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>>85793044
23 days ya pinhead, Jason gets eaten and becomes part of the creeper. GG
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>>85794778
Why does Friday the 13 have such a love mc score? Was it too ahead of its time?
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>>85794926
Almost all horror movies do with the exception of rare "artsy" ones like Texas Chainsaw, though I really don't see why Texas Chainsaw gets a pass when the original Friday doesn't.
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>>85794986
Yeah, Halloween has a high rating, too.
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Alien > Predator > Freddy Kruger > Jason > jeepers creepers

Jeepees creepers is really a devil and uses devilish strategy and his flight to horrorific results. But he is weak 1 against 1. No one is going 1-1 against max level jason
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>>85794778
>Texas Chainsaw - 1 good movie

Wrong. It has 2: TCM and TCM II.

Halloween has at least 2, also; and Fth13th doesn't have that many. Maybe 6, at best.
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>>85781549
For a crossover between those two, I imagine that Freddy somehow ended up in Pinhead's domain and got tortured and wants revenge. I wanted to see Freddy hammering in Pinhead's head pins and laughing maniacally.
>>85782605
This is a problem, but slasher flicks can bs some reasoning.
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>>85794778
texas chainsaw massacre 2 is good, fuck you
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It would be between Jason and the Creeper.
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>>85791249
No I don't
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>>85794778
>Texas Chainsaw - 1 good movie
>Jeepers Creepers - 0 good movies
>Halloween - 1 good movie
>Friday the 13th - 0 good movies
Ftfy bud! Don't mention it
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Chucky.
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Jason hands down
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>>85777939
Unironically this. Leather face isn't immortal and he doesnt have super human strength, but he has a chainsaw
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What about that undead cop? Is he worth something?
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>>85791193
F13 1-4 are pure horrorkino, 5 is a godawful reboot attempt, 6-9 are meta-comedies where you watch Jason kill unlikable assholes in comedic ways, Jason X is so bad it's good, Freddy vs Jason is pretty alright for a crossover, and the reboot is better than the Elm St and TCM reboots that came out around the same time but still pretty mediocre.

I would say 1-4 are definitely worth it, the other stuff is optional if you like the character.
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>>85789869
what if we throw in wishmaster in the mix?
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>>85799743
>needs characters to make a wish
>two of them are mute, one just screams
Maybe he'd be able to do something to the creeper if he was dumb enough to make a wish, he's fucked otherwise
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>>85783722
Michael got shot by a 70 year old man and had to run away when he wasn't looking lmao
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>>85776115
Leather Face and Michael Myers are both just humans. The only two supernatural ones are the Creeper and Jason. The Creeper however, can be damaged a lot easier. He needs to consume body parts to fix his injuries, whereas Jason even if we ignore his mind control and possession ability nonsense from later films is functionally indestructible.

So Jason > Creeper > Chainsaw > Knife.
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>>85800324
And then he came back and was shot a dozen times in the hospital. Then JLC shot him point blank twice in the eyes. Then he got blown up by state police with military hardware and had dynamite dropped on him. Then he got decapitated. Then he got hanged (yes, in that order). Then Busta Rhymes kung fu'd him to death in a burning building.

Doesn't matter what Jason does, the sequel will show how Michael Rocketeer'd his ass out of danger off-camera.
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him
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>>85800746
If Michael Myers is so smart, how come he hasn't been to outer space?
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>>85800890
Bitch he was on INTERNET REALITY TV in part 8.
Space is gay.
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Michael Myers is menacing as fuck. I don't know why. He's just a regular human being in a 5 dollar mask. I mean, same with Jason but something about Michael Myers is terrifying.
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>>85800929
Any loser in america can be on a reality show, Jason is practically an astronaut.
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Jason Vorhees, as we all know, can only be killed by the Dagger of Vorhees which must be wielded by a descendant of Vorhees. Plus, he has the ability to possess people, AND he's a cyborg. Clearly the winner here.
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>>85800838
Now I'm picturing someone finding pic related in the freezer from TCM.
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>>85783047
>Jason has an intense fear of water
off yourself
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>>85781380
Lol what is he doing? Is this actually in the movie?
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You all are such losers.
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>>85801431
It's a quadruplebeian d&d geek drawing strength in his dream by pretending to be a wizard master. Then Freddy runs him over as a giant wheelchair.
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>>85801431
It's in a dream. The kids in that movie train themselves to fight Freddy by becoming their ideal selves in the dream world.

Doesn't work, but that's the explanation anyways.
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>>85776931
Pinhead &Jeepers Creepers are based on rules of " logic", so,altough more powerful (and at least for Pinhead,way more interesting),they would lose because power of Michael /jason comes in form of writers notknowing how to write for sequels so =immortal
Even if they throw them in sun, they would eventually return somehow, plot device makes them unbeatable
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