Name a better western

>>85771199
I can't, though I can think of several I think are in the same league with it.

>>85771199
Literally all of Leone's previous westerns.

el topo
searchers
johnny guitar

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>>85771384
>>85771425

>>85771594
you are behind so many layers of irony i dont know whether to reply with an angry passive post or screenshot this and save it in a folder

>>85771199

Dollars trilogy. Better in every way. Especially considering the lead is not a harmonica-licking faggot.

A Fist Full of Dollars you fucking retard
also Paint Your Wagon

>>85771637
Well meme'd reddit

>>85771704
>MUH Clint
Wasn't aware you were gay anon

>>85771594
>projecting this hard
>tfw you can't even fit in on /tv/

KYS yourself.

>>85771807
>can't even fit in on /tv/
Thank god
Now go back to your capeshit thread

Gotta be fist full of dollars anon. But it's a paella western so your right in a way.

Red River

Unforgiven is the best western

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>>85771199
>prefers Leone-by-numbers to actual Leonekino

He was just going through the motions for the American audience, you pleb faggot.

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>All these fags purposely not mentioning The Good the Bad and the Ugly

You bunch of contrarian faggots

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>>85771199
>mfw Claudia Cardinale through the whole movie

>>85771425
>el topo

no

>>85771982
This.

Also El Dorado.

3:10 to Yuma :)

>>85772186
Read the fucking thread, faggot.

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Top kino

>>85772199
Why not ? I wouldn't consider myself a fan of Jodorowsky but El Topo is wonderful

>>85772165
Holy fuck get the fuck back to 9gag and never make a post as cringeworthy as this again kiddo

I've always wondered how surprising it was for contemporaneous audiences to see Henry Fonda as a child-killing antagonist and my best guess is that it would be as if Tom Hanks today chose a similar role.

>>85772253
Previous mentions of The Good the Bad and the Ugly have been lunped with other films

Leone is boring. Watch actual westerns not shit like that

Wild Wild West

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>>85771199

>>85772395
t. butthurt amerilard

>>85771199
Jesse James, maybe

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He's a boss

>>85771704
For a few Dollars more is almost on par with TGTBTU and Once Upon a Time in the West. I love Leone's visal style, but Fistful of dollars is objectively mediocre.

>>85772625
not a western

>>85772292
Protip: when you're in a hole, stop digging.

>>85771199
Mccabe & Mr. Miller

More awesome

>>85772283
Where were you when /tv/ starting liking Seth Macfarlane?

>>85771199
Pretty much every Western is better than that boring shit. There's about one hour of movie stretched out to nearly three. Not even fast-forward can save it. It's even worse than The Searchers.

Actually good Westerns:
Shane
High Noon
The Magnificant 7 (1960)
For a Few Dollars More
3:10 to Yuma (1957, and the remake is supposedly good too but I haven't seen it)
Johnny Guitar
Rio Bravo

Once upon a time in the west only has 1 good theme, and theres no good showdown at the end. its a mess

>>85772941
he didnt say kino

>>85772847
>kino le kinokino xDD
Shut the fuck up and stop trying to fit in memelord

>>85772924
>it doesn't have explosions or le epic showdowns so it's not a good western
What utterly useless posts

>>85772941
>>85772989
it's not going to catch on, retard

>>85773059
I replied to the wrong post FAGGOT

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"The Good the Bad" and the Ugly and "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" are literally the only traditional westerns in the same league as Once Upon a Time.

That's a very high standard, though.

>>85773104
you're not going to get people to stop saying kino

>>85773141
>hasnt seen johnny guitar

>>85772186
Retards who think avengers is a good movie are actually more tolerbable than pretentious nu-males who think that anything that has a discernable narrative and theme is low-brow.

>A canon literally breaks a wall interrupting the traditional western narrative
>This somehow goes above people's fucking heads

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>>85771199
That was easy.

Once Upon a Time is insubstantive garbage compared to his other movies anyway

>>85771737
For the longest time, I thought Paint Your Wagon was a Simpsons joke. I never realized it was a real movie.

>>85773403
The Wild Bunch is two great scenes with an alright western in between.

>>85773403
Are people saying OUATW is bad trolling or retarded or what?

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>>85771199
>based hackman
>based clint
>based freeman
>based everything

>>85773543
People with higher intelligence have brains that work faster. An extremely slow movie like OUATW that might seem tolerable to brainlets like you is not acceptable to smart people.

>>85771199
HYPODERMIA MCGRAW

baby's first western

Giù la testa

>>85773543
Is Once Upon a Time the only art house inspired Hollywood movie you've ever watched?

>>85773809
You have no idea what art house is

>>85773637
>People with higher intelligence have brains that work faster.
>this is what people with ADHD tell themselves

>>85773917
What did he mean by this?

OUATITW is so fucking over-indulgent and multiple places where the movie should have ended anyway

>>85774252
And? It sure as fuck isn't art house. It's probably the most accessible Leon film.

>>85774539
>snail pacing
>most accessible
Put the bong down.

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>no Bone Tomahawk

>All these FFD and GBU fags

For a Few Dollars more is the best of the three.

>>85774713
>implying all his movies aren't slow paced
>it's art house because it's slow paced
It's time to stop posting

>>85774832
>implying all his movies aren't slow paced
For a Few Dollars More has no real pacing problems.
>it's art house because it's slow paced
Name a fast-paced art house movie (i.e. at least as fast as Batman v Superman).

>>85771199
For a few dollars more

>>85774768
it's good but come on mate

>>85775097
Vivre Sa Vie
Art house has fuck all to do with pacing moron and "slow pacing" isn't the same as "bad pacing"

>>85774768

Are you fucking kidding me? I admit I didn't love it, but I'm sure even most people who fangasmed over it wouldn't dare to call it the best western ever.

>>85775392
Nobody called it the best ever. It's just better than an extremely slow and boring Western.

>>85772323
It was quite a shock because I always thought of "yours , mine and ours" when I thought about Fonda. He did a very nice job though

>>85775313
>Vivre Sa Vie
I'll watch it, and if it's as boring as every other art-house movie I'll assume the genre is just irredeemably bad.

>>85771199
Cowboys and Aliens

>>85774832
Original person, I said it was a stylized big budget Hollywood production INSPIRED by art house cinema, although maybe you're right and he was just feeling himself too much. The movie is so Leone that it's too much if you know what I mean.

>>85771199
Nobody streams these excellent Westerns...I wish this wasn't a dead genre.

I was a young fag at one time I thought these "old movies" would be shit...but fuck some of these are really great movies and I want more.

Star Wars is unironically the best western

>>85776036
shut up faggot

>>85775878
If you're looking for more classic Westerns that are each unique, I'd recommend Rio Bravo, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence, Johnny Guitar, Shane, and The Wild Bunch

>>85771199
Great but Duck, You Sucker! is the true patrician Leone movie.

>>85776218

High plains drifter is my favorite one but i wouldn't call it the best western

>for a few follars more is the best because its the least popular!

Fuck off you contrarian faggots

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>>85776303
duck you sucker is criminally underrated, people often say leone half-assed it because he didn't want to do another western, but it doesn't feel that way at all. it's just as good as anything else he made.
https://youtu.be/ZXSofUNDcgs

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Der Kaiser von Kalifornien (The Kaiser of California)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxmD4UeHBe4

>>85775584
my god you sholudnt be here fuck off