Are movie theaters starting to take it too far?

>>85769805
This is how I imagine Marvel theaters.

I'd take it over the falcon-friendly auditorium, there's bird shit everywhere.

>>85769805

>complaining about something that will never affect you

At least it's not the cuckoldry auditorium

>>85769805
>pick up your kid after the movie
>it's covered in butter grease, sticky soda and popcorn
No thanks

>>85769896
it's called autism

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That slide looks fun
>tfw you'll never get to ride one ever again

>>85769805
They have "autism friendly" showings of films at my theater, where they allow people to talk, get up and dance around, scream, etc.

I'm not kidding.

>>85770090
go in there and fuck some autism chick

>>85769923
>not the "cuckoldry coliseum"

>>85769805

I paid £24 for 2 tickets and the cinima was a mess, they wanted £10 for a medium coke and popcorn

I used to think £6.25 was expenisve and £5 for a coke and popcorn

It was the first time in 5 years that I went to see something and the last time, the screen had a stain the seats were designed for people 5'6 and under, like really cheap plane seats

I think most cinema chains know they are on the way out and are just having a laugh now

>>85769996
go to a waterpark?

>>85770090

They also turn the volume down so it's better on autistic kids' sensitive senses.

Which makes no difference is everyone's screaming and sperging all over the theater, so I don't see the point.

>>85769996
There is a playground 5 minutes from my house, I could go on the slide right now.

>>85770090
>>85769805
how does this mess with you senpai?

>>85769996
you're such a fucking pussy

>>85770283

Do it then, faggot.