How did Rowling get away with this?

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>>85766011
it's like she was trying to tell us something

OY VEY

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>>85766011
Isn't she the most annoying leftist bitch on Twatter?

>>85768994
milf desu

>>85767576
MUTTER

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Everyone was too busy thinking about it being one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>star of David on the floor of Gringots

Jesus Christ Rowling

>>85769664
based dullest franchise poster

>>85769755
AAAAHHHH
DELETE THIS NOW GOYIM
REMEMBER THE 6 TRILLION

>>85769798
le newfag

>>85769755
that's got to be a shop, they can't have been that cheeky

>>85769798
that was a pretty shitty opening line for the pasta

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How did Lucas get away with this?

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>>85769664

>Atlas Shrugged
>God-tier
>Notes from Underground
>Low-tier

>>85766011
Rowling downright said that it was NOT a depiction of jews. try again, /pol/ falseflagger

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>>85769755

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>>85769664
>the trail
>middle tier

>>85769755
Has anyone ever seen Raimi and Rowling in the same room together?

>>85770482
FUCK I MEANT THE TRIAL FUCK

>>85770493
wait... now that you mention it I havent... holy shit dude!

>>85769921
>>85770433
see for yourself ;)

0:15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwC6IFi6RuU

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THE MUDBLOODS KNOW. SHUT IT DOWN.

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>>85770612
welp

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>>85770612
holy shit
she was on our side the whole time...
she's like a female colbert

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>>85770688

>Those digits

>>85770818
fuck off jew dont take my digits

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>>85768994
You can be redpilled on the Jewish Question and still hold leftist ideals

>>85766011
Can't wait for the next Pottermore post trying to fix this and ending up causing horrific implications.
Like the one that implied children would shit themselves and have it vanished by a parent or teacher, because Rowing forgot what a chamber pot or outhouse was

>>85770724
kek

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>>85770992
See also: George Lucas

>>85770992
she isn't red-pilled, it's just her non-kike brain subconsciously alerting her to the heebs ways

>>85768994
when it's convenient.

>>85771041
>Like the one that implied children would shit themselves and have it vanished by a parent or teacher, because Rowing forgot what a chamber pot or outhouse was

Which one was this?

>>85766011

Liberals have a reputation for being racists but being too ignorant to realize they're racist.

>>85769755
the director is catholic
damn

>>85766011
it*'s only racist if you believe there's truth to jews being like the dwarves in the first place

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>>85766011
oy vey goyim they sure reigned her in didnt they!

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>>85769755
>>85770724
holy shit

>>85771134
Alastor Moody is a thinly-veiled stand-in for Aleister Crowley, who made a few anti-Semitic statements even in his works on Kabbalah

>>85768994
She is as leftist as Clinton was.

>>85771567
She's British so it doesn't count

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>>85766011
>Hagrid, what exactly are these things?
>They're kikes, Harry. Clever as they come, but not the most friendly of beasts.
How did Rowling get away with this?

>>85771187
Leftists have always been anti-Israel

>>85769664
>great gatsby and atlas shrugged god tier
>huck finn shit tier
please be a troll

>>85771877
This. Hitler was pro-Islam (not pro-Arab, but he hated Christianity and liked Islam's more rigorous schedules) and of course Trump himself is very pro-Israel and pro-Jewish, what with rich Jews from Goldman Sachs in his crew.

This is the pill /pol/ doesn't want you to know about. The real legacy of Hitler actually lay in Clinton (especially her triumph over the Socialist), and liberals are actually far more racist than conservatives, this alleged miscegenation is actually the weeding of the weak whites for the ushering of a new strong white race. They worship Hitler falsely as much as they can to hide this.

>>85768994
That's Cher.

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>implying i wouldnt drink vag juice from this granny

>>85769664
Good post, funny people still don't know the pasta. Always kek at the 'no' part, 9/11

4chan thinks it's the first one to have discovered the Jewish problem

Alltthe great authors of the past have tackled the subject in their own ways, encoding the truth under veils of verbage, so that others may nod in acknowledgment of shared attainment in the fields of magick and gnosis

>>85768994
Shes trying to make up for it

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>>85766011
thats "mini-me" verne troyer

>>85767576
>Hides her female name as an author
>Ensures only nationalistic casting for the movies
>Refuses to let refugees stay at her 14 room mansion
>Keeps Hermione=Black and Dumbledore=Gay out of the canon material

I always suspected she was actually /ourgal/

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>>85766011
Because it was a different time

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>>85768994
Lol more like she's based and triggers you virgin drumpcucks. Never forget.

>>85769798
But you're the megautist who posts and pushes it. You samefag everytime. Literally gay.

>>85769755
You're a Grand Wizard, Harry.

>>85770315
That's actually the eternal Anglo wearing a WW1 helmet
Common misconception

>>85774708
>using virgin as an insult

Hole: DETECTED

>>85775468
t.forever alone

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>>85775468
Virgin detected kek

>>85775468
please don't bully roasties

>>85775528

>>85766011
goblins naturally have jewish like features based on their actual folklore.

>>85775528

>walking directly over the star

>>85775841
>that editing and direction
Its kino

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>>85769755

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>>85769755
Delet

>>85769755
holy fuck

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>>85769755
No fucking way.

>>85776266
>>85776156
See
>>85775528

>>85775710
In harry potter the goblins legit were almost genocided in the goblin wars by wizards and thus given banking powers afterwards.

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Are there Muslim allegories in Harry Potter?

>>85776702
They are called goatsuckers or something that's all.

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really subtle Rowling

>>85776652
>Voldemort is Wizard Hitler
>Genocides the goblins

>>85776947
It was before voldy. Voldy totally massacres the gringotts floor in the last film though
>>85776811
She didn't design him I've seen the behind the scenes. Did you know the bowtruckles were puppets?

>>85776811
I could have sworn that coin said "Faggots".

>>85769755
By the way, I screen capped this.

>>85770315
self portrait. george is in EVERY movie he makes, now can you spot the other georges?

>>85776702
Uh don't you remember the evil raghead in the first one?

>>85773258
could you share some notable examples?

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>>85769755
This whole thread in general.

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>>85777036
oy vey I remember the bowtruckles

>>85776947
Wizard Hitler is Gellert Grindelwald.
Dumbledore's gay boyfriend.

>>85777555
Those double trips are perfect.