>there are poorfags on /tv/ who pretend its ok to watch movies

Good thing I watch on my Ipad.

>>85762131
>spending foodstamps on apple products
neck yourself poorfag

>>85762100
good thing i have my gameboy color

I have a big boy job and have a 1000 inch plasma LED LCD laptop screen

>>85762131
>>85762254
>>85762301
irony is the libcuck's only defense mechanism kek

i watch movies on my htc is that bad

>>85762639
pretty fucking bad, your opinion on films is basically invalid

>>85762639
>>>/leftypol/

twin peaks is actually supposed to be watched on a Nokia 3310, with the lagging

I will watch shit on whatever fucking device I fucking want. Thanks a lot for killing a thread with this fucking shit, dumbass.

>not closing your eyes and imagining

>>85762783
what about an lg i was thinking about buying that

I'd strongly recommend you niggas buying a 55" oled lg tv. the FHD models are getting really cheap and apart from the curve they are bretty gud

>>85763140
With phones/tablets/laptops you are only consuming media, not actually experiencing it.
I think it's a far more important topic then got/blacked/capeshit/twitter politics threads.

>>85763140
>b-b-b-being poor is ok!!! stop bullying guys!!!
kek

>>85763140
yes you can watch shit because that's all you ever watch you filthy pleb

>>85763431
>you are only consuming media, not actually experiencing it.
lol

>>85762100
Some of us are just not autistic and do what is convenient at the time.

I am poor and I still watch them on my 39 inch 1080p tv bought second hand for €200 4 years ago.
I simply put the movies on my pc and move the case to the living room, it's as poorfag as it gets.

Still better than watching them on a fucking laptop.

>>85762100
Refn watches movies on his iphone

>>85763753
literally who?

There are people that actually like david lynch and it blows my mind.

>>85763765
Just some guy

>>85762100

>laptops

what is the problem?

>phones

now THIS is fucking disgusting

>>85762100
>movies are such a low form of art that they lose all their value if you use the wrong device

>>85763787
You must at least enjoy Mulholland Drive

>modern tablets, laptops and smartphones have better screen resolutions than older TVs
>b-b-ut is wrong because reasons

>Not turning your shed into a cinema with a 92" projector screen and 5.1 sound for ultimate kino viewing.

>>85763787
you're still not at that level yet if you don't understand why Lynch is liked by so many people
branch out of Hollywood convention, it will wake you to what cinema as a medium can be; start with Fincher, Nolan, Kubrick, the usual big ones, then start watching festival favorites and slowly work your way out from there

>>85763741
the irony in this post is pretty good

>>85763741
Get a chromecast.

>>85764025
my god youre fucking retarded

>>85764025
Anon, pretentious shitposting is still shitposting.

>>85762414
libcuck? what are you talking about?

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>>85764327
>>85764347
>he was just shitposting

>>85764347
>>85764327
How about that Game of Thrones last sunday? xD it was f*kken epiccccccc

>>85764500
im confused do you actually think lynch is high art or are you just being ironic

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>>85764553

>>85764553
>"high art"
He's just a surrealist, high art means nothing

>>85764617
he hasnt been surreal since inland empire and eraserhead

>>85764500
not as good as jerking off to Candie and CUTE!

Holding a phone near your face literally makes it the same perceived size as a large TV if not bigger

>>85764647
He didn't make a single film since Inland Empire.
I don't care about TV shows.

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>>85764647
>he hasn't made a surreal film since his last film
What did anon mean by this?

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>>85764758
yeah I watch my all kinos on my Samsung Smartwatch, no biggie just put it half an inch infront of my face and it's all good

>>85764876
Your eyes can't focus close enough to make it as big as a decent TV you utter retard. Try again next time.

>>85764758
what about those glasses where you can put your phone, are they any good?

>>85764876
Also the PPI is much lower on Smart watches than high end smartphones, holy shit you are dumb.

>>85764943
>>85764999
Are you seriously defending watching films on phones? What about the sound? What about the resolution? What about the fucking touch screen? What about your faggot notifications?
I highly doubt anyone watches a film on his fucking phone has ever watched a film at once without pausing it 12 times.

Such a sadness. Get real.

>>85765167
>What about the sound?
Buy a decent pair of headphones, poorfag
>what about the resolution?
Most high end phones have resolutions similar to or even greater than TVs these days
>What about the fucking touch screen?
Hold it by the sides.
>What about your faggot notifications?
Not my fault you're such an ADHD retard that doesn't know how to mute notifications anon.

>>85765366
I have a decent pair of headphones and your shit smartphone audio system has no pre-amp for it. Also watching films that are in 5.1 surround sound downmixed to 2 channels is completely atrocious. Also I'm pretty sure you don't actually hold your phone near your face for 2 hours without ever moving it or yourself from it. Also kill yourself my man.

i've seen more than 3000 films at this point in my life and like the last 1200 I've watched from my Samsung Galaxy phones. I also write reviews of the films I watched from my Galaxy.

Get rekt, pseud.

>>85765840
You are only consuming those films, not experiencing them. Films are merely plot points for you, must be pretty sad.

>>85765962
What's your favourite film?

>>85762100
kinos are for the cinema
flicks are for the phones
movies are for the laptops

>>85765962
Such a sadness.

>>85765962
I have a 30 monitor that I use because my 50 inch plasma got a crack in the screen what should I do

>>85765962
lol, if it was only "that" for me I wouldn't bother watching them from a phone.

>>85765962
I have a blu-ray player that streams to my tablet you mad

I watch films on my Google Glass while I drive.

>all these poorfag libcucks who try to justify being poor
kek try actually working

>>85766894
I have a 8000 USD LG signature series OLED and I opt out to watch stuff from my Galaxy :v)

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>>85764876
You cheeky bastard.

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>>85762100
>he doesn't experience his kinos through lucid dreaming

>>85762100
What if I'm on a plane and they don't let me take my flatscreen?

>>85768399
don't use pepe if you're gonna be a snowflake

This makes no fucking sense.
So watching something on your phone/laptop means you don;t really EXPERIENCE the film,
But watching it on my shitty tv does?
Last time I checked they werent screening every film in existence in my local cinema.

>not having your own cinema to watch tv shows on in the year of our 2k17
it's like some people aren't even trying

>>85765840
>>85766187
you should download an srt viewer and just read the subtitles for maximum productivity

>>85762164
I don't think you know how foodstamps work.

looks like my meme caught on

>>85768864
you obviously do, leftcuck

Watching cartoons and anime on a phone is acceptable because you aren't missing out on visual details. Watching films on a phone is such a sadness.

>go to the Louvre
>pick up a Velazquez
>take it outside and lay it besides a dumpster
Is the painting worthless now?

Nigga if i watch 2001: A Space Odissey through a fucking 2in peephole in a public bathroom im going to be like "aw men this looks awesome i love this movie"

Stop being so fucking autistic

>>85769365
>nigga
>kubrick
shitskin or underage, get off my board

>>85769392
Nah, prove me wrong first faggot

>>85769471
nigger logic, everyone. kek

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>>85769365
That's a retarded comparison, seeing as nothing about the painting changes in any way, while the same is not true for the movie.

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>>85762100
>Their are poorfags on /tv/ who are proud they can afford a television

>>85769365
>>85769471
film is not just the visuals you absolute braindead casual

And your analogy doesn't make sense, it's more like taking a Velazquez from Louvre, drowning it in water and putting it in a big ziplock bag and then admiring it through the zip lock bag.

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>>85769598
>their
m-merely pretending!

>>85769365
>go to the Louvre
>pick up a Velazquez
>take a picture of it with my phone
>enlarge and then compress it on my computer
>print it on RGB 30 DPI printer paper

wow this looks just as the original

>>85769584
only half is gay, the other half is muslim

I wonder if /lit/ is this autistic about reading books on electronic devices or the good ol' way.

>there are poorfags on /tv/ who pretend its ok to watch movies on laptops
no one on /tv/ actually thinks this I hope
Just buy an 80$ external hard drive and a 250$ 1080p 30" tv. I watch 50% films on laptop (if they're comedy or shit I don't care about) and anything that's a spectacle I put on my hdd and watch on tv.

>>85769786
>30 incher

may as well stick to laptop

>>85769786
>I watch 50% films on laptop
how do you do this? just sit with the screen on your lap?

>>85769840
>size shaming
fuck you
my laptop's 13.5"

>>85769863
yeah, it's probably not good for eyesight mind you. I watch a lot of movies on streams too.

>>85769879
if you're going to be snotty at least be snotty if you can afford to be
30 inch is nothing really my monitor is 27 inch

>old reliable 55' lg led
>fill flash drive with rips
>plug in it and have a good time

I just have to be picky with the formats, the tv can't encode mp4 for shit
In fact I'm trying to buy something that'd be like a dvd player but for usb devices, something you could update codecs for etc.

>>85762100
I watch trash movies like Suicide Squad on my phone to not sully my TV with shit like that.

But I would never watch kino on anything less than a 65" 4K OLED TV.

>>85769935
It's baffling to me that people today use streams.
Just torrent the damn movie, if you have a decent enough connection to be able stream then you can download them too.

The quality on all streams is atrocious, and even if you find something with a somewhat decent video quality you can be sure that the audio is always utter dogshit, digitally distorted 96kbps uncomprehensible trash.
You listened to better quality audio in 2008 while downloading dodgy bootleg version of songs from fucking Limewire.

>b-but I want to watch mobies it right away
While you watch an already downloaded film you can put atleast 2 more films to download while you are watching this and there you go, you have a constant stream of films available to you and delete whatever you want after watching.
No excuses you pathetic filthy casual.

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>Get S8+
>Get USB-C to HDMI
>Get Terrarium or Plex
>Stream content to phone
>Output to TV

desu I don't know why you phone fags don't do this. Literally the best thing to do when you're not at home and friends want to watch something.

>>85769972
if I played video games I'd invest in a 4k monitor and a good pc but as it is I'm happy with 1080p, 30". I also have a cinema subscription so I get to see every new release on the big screen like it's meant to be seen.

>>85770082
streams are good because it forces you to watch movies. It's a substitute for looking for ideas. You're also forced to rewatch movies which I never do otherwise.
>The quality on all streams is atrocious
I've been having some issueswith cytube lately but most of the movies on there are 720p at least

>>85770141
autistic faggot carrying around gizmos in pocket

no wonder you're a fucking virgin

>>85770166
>streams are good because it forces you to watch movies
what the fuck

>>85770260
I bet you're one of those skinny jean faggots who has no pockets. Cargo shorts/pants are the best.

>>85769786
>30 inch
kek, poorfag get off my board

>>85770166
>streams are good because it forces you to watch movies. It's a substitute for looking for ideas. You're also forced to rewatch movies which I never do otherwise.
???

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>tfw so poor so have to imagine the movie

>>85770494
poorfags can't use pepe

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>>85770528
we don't have to use it, we project it naturally

>>85770494
gtfo poorfag

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What are some essential mobile entertainment apps /tv/?

>>85770797
bittorrent

>>85770797
kindle

>>85770285
>>85770418
as in you put the stream on and just watch whatever's playing. It's a lot easier than actively putting on some movie you watched last year and don't particularly want to watch again.

From this thread

>/tv/ is clueless on how high end phones have better and higher resolution screens than their own TVs
>/tv/ doesn't have the money for high end headphones
>/tv/ is clueless about sd cards with hundreds of gigabytes

>>85770845
I already have Flud
>>85770857
Kys book fag

>>85762100

I'm a poorfag but I still own a 65 inch 4K tv because I've got my priorities in order

>>85762100

I am so fucking embarrassed by the people defending watching movies on a phone in this thread.

Is this a gigantic troll thread? Please say everyone in here is just messing around.

>>85770913
But mobile phones don't have the power to amplify said high end headphones because you need a decent pre-amp with them if they are worth anything and watching films with headphones at all is a inferior way of experiencing film

>>85770913
muh phone