>do you know what nemesis means

>its a fucking antiaircraft gun, Vincent
My fav

>>85758619
Why is this so much better than Lock Stock?

>Heavy is better
>heavy means reliability
>*jams*

>>85759167
just money really.

similar tone/themes, but a better cast and production values.

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>>85759167
>so much better

>>85758899
>It was at a funny angle

>why do they call him Boris the Bullet Dodger?
>...because he dodges bullets Avi

>In the words of the virgin Mary.... come again?

I tried to use this in real life once and got looked at like the disgusting autist I am. I don't speak to people any more.

>>85759489
>In quiet words
on fucking job

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>>85759489
>I tried to use this in real life once and got looked at like the disgusting autist I am

>>85759539
REEEEE

now I can't even talk to people on the internet from shame

>>85759489

You need a specific situation to pull that off and a good, confident argument to back it up if the person you say that to doesn't notice his mistake.

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you're in trouble now

>>85759282
He filed down the hammer.

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>If all bets are off, then there can't be any money, can there?
>I'm not fucking buying it
>Well that's handy 'cos I ain't fucking selling it; it's a fact.

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>>85759665
>TONEEEYYY
>You silly fuck.
>YOU'RE GONNA DIE TONY

This cracks me up every time I don't know why.

>>85760269
>I SHOOT YOU, YOU GO DOWN

seriously fo wha does tommeh need a gun fo?

>Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

>>85758619
>*fuckin in the bushes starts playing*

>>85758619

Is the nemesisposter finnish? Snatch was on TV yesterday and day before that. I need to know.

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B O N J O U R
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>>85759167
Spotted the plebian.

Lock Stock is miles better than this film, and Snatch is a masterpiece.

>>85762352
Who took the jam out of your doughnut?

>I don't leave this country for anything other than sandy beaches and little straw hats
>but we have sandy beaches
>so who the fuck wants to see 'em
dunkirk on life control

>>85762352
I've never understood this opinion. Lock, Stock was fun but forgettable. I literally cannot remember a single character from that film. In fact, the only parts I can really remember are the dudes "knives for a pro" speech and the silly cliffhanger ending.
Snatch meanwhile has a ton of characters so memorable I can actually recall their names off hand. Turkish, Brick Top, Bullet Tooth Tony, Franky Four Fingers, Boris, and I don't recall Brad Pitts name but he's a solid characters too.
Seriously, what does Lock, Stock have going for it that you could put it above Snatch?
I usually try to give people the benefit of the doubt but I can't believe that's anything but hipster bullshit.

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>>85762786
>Avi!
>shut up and sit down you big bald fuck

>We'll call each other Kenny, alright Gary?
>Alright Kenny.

>>85759665
>>85760269
The short scenes and montages are the best part of the film

>>85763085
Chillllllllllll Wins-tonnn...it's only Plank.

>>85763085
>Liking lock stock over snatch is being a bullshit hipster

Its a matter of taste and preference mate. Love both movies but if I had to choose I'd go with lock stock. Also you being able to recall the characters name of snatch has very little to do with anything to be honest. The character names are very memorable obviously and they are constantly being refered to/used throughout the movie, like a lot.

>>85763231
Nailed it.

>>85758899
I lose my shit every time.

>this... is a shotgun, Saul.
>it's a fucking anti aircraft cannon, VINCENT.

boris>>>>>>everyone else

>>85764268
Boris the blade? As in, Boris the Bullet dodger?

>the fact that it says "replica" down the side of your gun, and it says "Desert Eagle .50" down the side of mine, should precipitate your balls to shrinking

>>85764299
You mean, Boris the sneaky fuckin' Russian.

>>85764299
Why do they call him the bullet dodger?

>'Ow much yah gonna pay us?
>>10 K.
>Ah, me bollocks. Lose more 'n that runnin' for th' bus.

>Frankie, you know something I don't?
>I probably know a lot of things you don't...

>>85764375
...because he dodges bullets Avi

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>The human digestive system hasn't got used to dairy yet.

was he right?

>Gimme thuh fookin' shootah!

>>85764372
As bent as soviet sickle and as hard as the hammer that crosses it. Apparently, it's just impossible to kill the bastard.

What the fuck happened to Guy Ritchie?

Did Matthew Vaughn eat his soul? Kingsman's the kind of stuff I'd have imagined him to do eventually

>>85764332
My favorite scene. Also
>so what if it doesn't?
>well, the big rabbit gets fucked, doesn't it?
>... PROPER fucked?
>yes Tommy
>before 'ze Germans' get there

>>85764836
Man from UNCLE was great, very underrated. I really enjoyed King Arthur, because it was just so fucking Ritchie, but I can understand why people didn't like it.

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>>85763085

>>85764836
>What the fuck happened to Guy Ritchie?

Madonna happened

>>85758619
What movie?

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>>85765231
read the thread faggot

>>85765274
I figured it was a movie that wasn't Lock Stock or Snatch.

Any other GuyKino?

>>85765624
>Any other GuyKino?

Swept Away

>>85765624
its Snatch

>>85765680
Yeah some of the above posters had me thinking it was a third Guy Richie movie.

What is it about brit comedies that make them so quotable?

>>85766112
Hence the expression 'as greedy as a pig!'

>>85759489
I don't get it

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STARRRRSSS

>Blagged? Speak english to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the fucking language yet no one seems to speak it

Personified in this case by an 'arrible cunt. Me.

>>85763085
agree

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>>85764836
His new arthur flick was actually a sort of Kingsman IMO, I only watched because it was Guy Ritchie and had a lot of actors I enjoy.

>jude law
>charlie hunnam
>eric bana
>digimon hounsou
>CIA
>Stannis
>Geoff Bell
>becks

It was fun, entertaining, good sountrack, some classic ritchie stuff.

>>85767054
>digimon hounsou
dropped

>>85759665
>"You must be my lucky star" starts playing

do you like dags

>>85765274
Calm down, son. Behave yourself.

Good boy, Daisy

>>85769167
>What's in the car?
>Seats and a steering wheel

Gonna try that if a cop ever asks me.

Tell me /tv/
Are you a real rock'n'rolla?

>>85769651
SOME IS RICH AND SOME IS POOR

>>85765117
This. But King Arthur could have been a little better 2bh.

Do ya like Dawgs?

Also snatch has one of the best music selection ever

>>85769651
love that movie. this scene was so fucking crazy to watch in the theater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK1qkCQ-Jm4

>>85761868
ZE GURMANS

>>85768961
dags?

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>>85765113
>>85765151
>>85765214

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni4tEtuTccc
Such a good trailer.

>"you can call me susan if that makes you happy"

Good Lord, so many good lines in the movie.

>>85763231
>Plank
I can never remember that cunt's name, but I remember all of his scenes perfectly

>>85765186

>Antiques? What the fock do know about antiques mate?

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You like dags?

>>85758619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vskHXtPuvBk

>>85759729
I liked this woman.

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>>85758619
>LET'S TALK ABOUT DEAD BODY DISPOSAL

>>85759489
It requires you not being repulsive to the eye

>>85774062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9_tl_b-bFs

>>85759167
Better cast, better characters, and bigger budget.

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>>85769651
>Real Rock'n'rolla will never be made

>>85759167
Because they both suck.

I was surprised that Toby Kebbel never really went on to do anything after Real Rock'n'Rolla, he stole every scene he was in.

>>85759167
I think the better question is why hasn't Ritchie been able to make another movie on the same level as these two since then?

>>85771606
>"Dog"

fucking burst out laughing

>>85758619
>No fanks tuhkish, ahm sweet enuf

GOLDEN BROWN, TEXTURE LIKE SUN

Two movies I know word for word is this and Tombstone.

You are a bad boy yardie.

>>85774138
BUY-KNOCK-YOU-LARZ

>>85764535
idk, how long on them sausages?

>>85777217
2 minutes, Turkish

>>85777249
You said 2 minutes 2 minutes ago

>>85776817
I create the bodies, I don't erase the bodies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWAsI3U2EaE

>>85775409
too much hollywood influence