You passed your test. Do you appreciate life?

Nah, I cheated.

Are any of these worth watching after 3?

>>85758127

This. All they had to do was fucking piss in this one : https://youtu.be/k_qP1mlfszU

And all they had to do was put their clothes in this one : https://youtu.be/OEw-cBg0lJY

life doesn't appreciates me

>>85758074
Then why am I still on /tv/?

>>85758223
Yeah. The "Saws after 3 are bad" meme is old. The series is consistently excellent.

>>85758354
It's not a meme if you're over 27.

>>85758354
see
>>85758295

it's like indiana jones not having an effect in raiders of the lost ark other than putting it away in some giant storage warehouse.

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>>85758074
y-yeah

I can't appreciate something I didn't ask for.

Well /tv/? Is she right?

https://youtu.be/n0Fz-ACCMHk
https://youtu.be/LMM6jfeaxOc

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>>85759042

Ungrateful cunt

>>85759319
nigga you post on a Laotian serape weaving site wtf do you contribute to besides shit posting?

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>>85759518

If someone offered you the ONCE in a lifetime opportunity to change your life around and be a better person, would YOU be such an unappreciative shit like that fucking bitch?

>>85758388
I'll never get the hate for this reason alone. My dad took me to see Saw every halloween as a kid. Edgy teens love the shit. Any SAWs after the kino that were 1 and 2 are just good for nostalgia I guess

>>85758354
The first one is the only good one. It had suspense and an actual twist. The others are just "DUDE MOM IS GONNA FREAK WHEN SHE SEES THESE TWISTED FCKIN CONTRAPTIONS XD"

>>85758074
Didn't that faggot die in the 3rd movie, how is there 4 more sequels?

>>85760660

About to be 5

>>85760660
Cassette tapes.

>>85758295

You think jigsaw gonna fall for that shit?

Yes, now that i've been horrendously maimed and traumatised i suddenly feel fucking great - i'm going to become a real go getter

fuck off retard

why didn't someone just shoot him?

>>85760660
Planned everything about his revenge in advance and became such an expert on human behavior and his own belief and charisma, he knew how to manipulate people into doing his bidding and he knew how people would react in a situation to save their own skins despite been giving a fair chance.

Nigga makes Xanatos look like an amateur

>>85758074
I'm a webcam model, bitch. Thanks for ruining my career by making me cut off my dick.

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>>85761152
>maimed
>traumatized

Name ONE trap you pussy

was it autism?

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>>85761760
>ironically thinking he is mentally strong enough to not be traumatized by even the most mundane trap

>>85761849

The videogames sure as fuck make the case. Guy literally turns entire factories into hell houses

Would you join him?

No, life is meaningless and I hate every moment

Just kill me you crazy bastard

>>85762627
what does this even mean

>>85762761

Jigsaw isnt one person retard. He has apprentices

>has 4 apprentices
>still has to play games with random people

>>85762808
i take it you failed then

Why can't we just get a minimal, simple Saw movie with just one character in one of Jigsaw's traps with the film taking place in real time as they solve it

>>85763003
because that would be extremely boring.

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>YOU DIDN'T SEE THE BLOOD, YOU DIDN'T SEE WHAT HE FUCKING DID TO HER.

>>85763074

His natural voice is beautiful. Only thing Greece is good for.

>>85762808
if it means killing you then yes

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post yfw this happened

>>85761861

how the fuck does this work

What do you guys think of this Saw remake me and my friends made a few years back?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSnlfHjdJdw

>>85763199

I remember being weirded out by the guy looking like he's getting assfucked

>>85763064
for you

>>85763317

Surreal. Like a morning dream

>>85761221
Because he's too smart

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Why did Amanda get such an easy test?

Everyone else had to physically hurt themselves to get free, she needed to cut a key out of a corpse... That shouldn't be too hard for anyone to do.

>>85765029
Because she was cute.

>>85765029
The body was still alive and the guy is Amanda's drug dealer. She kills him, she loses her supply. Everyone else would have no problem killing someone in a situation like that but put a Junkie in a situation where they lose their reason to live with the drugs and there's a conflict.

>>85765029
>cut a key out of a corpse
>corpse

think again

>>85758074

Yes thank you Jigsaw I can now live my life to the full after cutting my hands off.

>>85765179
She could easily find a new one.

>>85765179
because finding a new drug dealer would be so hard

>>85765212
OK, but still a lot easier than cutting it out of yourself, like most people had to do.

I kind of want to do a murder/suicide right now. Thanks Jigsaw.

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>We will now play a game anonymous.Your whole life resolved around posting falsifications and deragatory comments on the site called 4chan.But now it's time to show tour resolve.You have 10 minutes to convince someone on 4chan that your opinion is right, if not the door will lock and you will be trapped here untill you die.

>Good luck

>>85765692
>anon i will gift you this $2 game on steam if you agree with me

ez pz

>>85765692
I can do it, i'm a survivor we're a dying breed

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>>85765692
IF I PULL THAT OFF, WILL YOU DIE?

>>85758074
literally eminem

>>85765029
maybe Jiggy suspected she'd make a good apprentice so gave her a low ball

>>85758074
Life is just death in drag

>>85763128

Oh shit he's Greek? I never realized.

>>85765692

alright watch this

you'll all agree with me that the matrix sequels were actually great once the reboot with michael b jordon comes out and it becomes contrarian chic to defend them so be ahead of the edgy curve like me and defend them right now and call anyone who hates them redditors who get their opinions from xkcd

alright let me out now

>>85763199
That was pretty Kino desu. Only good Saw

>>85763286
Because your first choice has a higher chance of being incorrect, so you are most likely wrong with your first choice.

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kino

>>85763196

Yeah but then you'd be another Amanda. Only she made traps that literally had no way out of them.

Hoffman mostly murdered those that got in his way but most of his traps made sure they followed the code at least when it came to the major games.

>>85766115
>>85763286
Ergo, Vis-a-Vis, Carpe diem; the other door is more likely to be correct.

>>85763286
>>85766200
That's not how it works retards. There's a 1 / 3 chance regardless of what door you pick and how you pick it.

>>85762026
The twist of the second game was unironic kino.

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>>85765692
>You have 10 minutes to convince someone on 4chan that your opinion is right

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How would a trap or test for /tv/ look like?

>>85766653
>Hello, anon. You've spent your life pretending to be cultured and sophisticated. In reality, all you do is meme movies and shows. You're challenge is to watch the entire plane scene from The Dark Knight Rises on loop for three hours. When you laugh, giggle or chuckle you will be dealt an electric shock that will increase in intensity each time. Good luck.

>>85765692
>You have 10 minutes to convince someone on 4chan that your opinion is right
might as well give up and tell Jiggy to just kill me

>>85766412
I thought those were band-aids.

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>>85766136
Saw has absolute kino scene transitions. If Citizen Kane became a franchise, no doubt it would utilize genius film making techniques such as this.

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>>85766827

But in all seriousness, here would be /tv/'s trap >>85766653

>"Hello, anon. I want to play a game. For 3 years you've been spamming a board for big guys with small girls. Today, we'll see the true worth of cunny to you"

>*saw blade just a centimeter above your flaccid cock turns on*
>*screen in front of you as well, with a slideshow of cunny in rotation*

>>85767060
ooooh that's a good one

>>85766412
Wrong. The first choice is 1/3, then after a wrong door is eliminated you have 1/2 a chance.

>>85766412
in your first choice yes;

Imagine the game with 1000 doors.
You pick one out of thousand doors.

1/1000 chance that you are correct. 999/1000 chance that you are wrong.

Then someone closes 998 other doors (which are all confirmed wrong ones)

Now there are only 2 doors remaining.

The odds are still 1/1000 that you chose right the first time.
There is a 999/1000 chance that you chose wrong, and that switching gives you the right door.

In that regard. with 3 doors, by switching you're actually betting that you were wrong the first time. (2/3 chance)

>>85765692
All I gotta do is post a thread saying I'm a faggot.

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>>85767060

If not pedoshit, what porn would pose a challenge for anon?

>>85767135
You are betting (1/3 chance) that you were wrong leaving you with 2/3 chance of success. That's still 1/3

Jigsaw did nothing wrong

>>85768642
>oh no i got in a car crash and got diagnosed with cancer at the young age of 50
>oh how sorrowfully fleeting is life that few can appreciate it
>please support my point of view while i kill you

>>85767357
>2/3 chance of success. That's still 1/3

Interesting logic there anon

>>85766827
When you laugh, giggle or chicle, the plane you are will descend 100 feet. Good luck
Now that's a proper trial.

>>85758223
anything except the first part isn't worth watching

>>85758354
fuck off underage

>>85765692
"I am of the opinion that I will be banned minutes after posting this."

then, go onto a worksafe board and post full-frontal, blatant child pornography that you found on jigsaw's IP (i'm assuming he's having you do the challenge on a computer in one of his lairs)

take the ban, your opinion was correct, leave, jigsaw later gets v&'d

There is NOTHING wrong in Jigsaw's logic

NOTHING

>>85771099
>>85772364

megadeath for gladius it is then. enjoy it. buddy.

>>85767290
Tranny, feet or brazilian fart porn. Those are literally my kriptonyte.

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post your saw waifu

>>85766653
Watch a full length BLACKED film. If you get hard your boner tips a see-saw that activates a convoluted Rube Goldberg machine snatches your birthday

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>>85773280

>>85767135
The Monty Hall problem trips people up because Monty opens one of the doors.

If instead the choice was to stay with your first pick or to get to open every other door, it would become intuitively obvious that more doors = better chances.

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>>85773280

>>85773570
Leigh is so kawaii.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Luq6l6fCoG8

>>85758074
No, now I have PTSD.

>>85767123
Do it with 100 doors. If you pick the first one you have a 1/100 chance of being correct and a 99/100 chance the prize is in a different door. Once you start opening doors within that 99% block, that 99% chance condenses to the remaining doors until you're left with a single door you could switch to with a 99% chance of being the door with the prize.

>>85773667

Did 12 year olds make a horror classic? Jesus those voices

>>85765692
i like pusy

>>85773914
Those are some sexy ass voices you beta bitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSZPYExDbEQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYkOXn30xv4

no, I'm still on /tv/ but can't fap to boipucci without my dick

>>85758074

>I don't have a FUCKING FOOT any more YOU WALNUTFUCKER