Dont mind me my third film will be good, r-right?

>>85757676
Time to shitpost in India huh Pajeet?

>>85757716
someone redpill me on pajeet meme? what does marvelpajeet mean?

>>85757676
>No one can tell me what Thor 2 was about
It was an excuse to showcase another infinity stone.

>>85757833
I dont even remember thor 1 let alone thor 2

>everyone knows thor 2 was shit
>go out of their way to shift the tone of thor 3 so it's nothing like 2
>trailer looks good and people are genuinely interested
>REMEMBER THOR 2 GUYS IT'S GOING TO SUCK LIKE THOR 2

wew

>>85757898
This much Damage Control, hows indias toilets mate?

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Disney truly are the masters of manufactured hype. Other studios should learn from them. They have social media by the balls.

>>85757981
the street is pretty quiet today, thanks for asking.

>>85757981
>hows indias toilets mate?
Not sure, mate. I've only ever used the street.

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>>85757981
hmm

>>85757676
I only remember the queen trashing the edgy elf villain like a little bitch and Loki being the only thing of value in this fart.

>>85757676
It was about evil elves and a red gooey thing thet possesed Natalie Portman, and yes it is the WORST MCU movie to date.

it was smart of them to make it as much like guardians as possible and replace portmans boring ass character with hulk bro-times

>>85757676

>No one can tell me what Thor 2 was about

Some elf comes back after 5000 years to use a dimensional alignment and an infinity stone to destroy everything. In the process, Frieda is killed and Loki glamours his way out of prison.

It wasn't that hard to follow.

>>85758632
>It wasn't that hard to follow.

it is if you're the kind of person that finds BvS thought provoking.

>>85758632
Easy to follow =/= memorable.

The opposite is true actually. A very simple story becomes forgettable very fast.

>>85758261
Rather take a spic than a streetshitting pajeet

>>85757676
Is qt Portman going full valkyrie this time? My dick needs this

>>85757676
Because Taika Waititi is directing it instead of a TV Director that also made Terminator Genysis

>>85759139
Never implied

>>85759468

Yet somehow I remember it despite not seeing it in 4 years. Maybe, just maybe, you're a fucking idiot that can't remember anything unless it generates memes.

>>85757864
Loki finds out hes adopted and is mad because Thor is the golden child heir apparent. Loki's gonna loki and ruses thor into disobeying Odin's orders. Thor loses his power and is banished to earth for his pride, he has to become worthy to hold the hammer again. Meanwhile loki betrays asguard for power and releases the armor.
I saw this movie once when it first came to redbox years ago. Why does /tv/ have such a shitty memory? Is so much of your brain devoted to thinking about big black cocks with pearly white cum that there's no room for anything else?

>>85759603
and Patty Jenkins was the original choice for Thor 2 until she got fired for (((reasons)))

>>85759897
kek, plz tell me you did that on purpose

>>85758337
I always hated how they ignore a vaguely interesting fantasy premise and setting to spend so much of their time on boring fucking earth.
I always thought the cosmic shit was the best part of marvel and DC comics.

>>85758261
>spics
>socially and sexually successful, bros
>Indians
>awkward, virgins, ugly, reclusive in every way
>>85759529 is right

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Was this joke really necessary?

>>85759962
Did what?
Not have a brain full of bong resin and nigger cum?
Then yes. It was entirely on purpose, and oddly enough, I've never had to even try all that hard to avoid it.

>>85760129
you described the wrong movie.

>>85760170

See >>85757864 the person he was replying to.

This fucking board, I swear.

>>85759961
And ?

I really like Taika Waititi's film and it seems Marvel has had let him have a fair bit of control over it. So I've got hope for it

>>85757676
I liked The Dark World.

>>85757676
I enjoyed the first two. Looking forward to the third.

>>85757676
I can't remember.
Funny story thought I first saw it on an airplane, they played thor 2 and thor 1 in that order. I wonder if they were to lazy to switch it back after the last flight.

>>85763434
spoken like a true shrill

enjoy your disney villain kid

Why did Iron Man, Captain America and Thor each get three films but Hulk only got one?

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ask me literally anything about Old Norse

>>85763547
He can't have a solo movie as part of some shitty deal with universal

>>85757676
As long as it has Kat Double Dennings, I'm happy

THOR 3 LIKE RAGGING FIRE
THOR 2 LIKE SMOLDERING FIRE

>>85763547
More importantly, what the fuck happened to Ed Norton? Seems like he missed out on his chance to cash the fuck out on this capeshit

>>85764197
standards?

>>85764233
He was in Sausage Party, so that can't be it.

>>85760243
Thanks for backing me up anon.

>>85757676
>everyone is falsley getting hyped for 3, really?
because Hunt For Wilderpeople was good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8Xvsjy57X0

>>85764306
really? I never saw that

>>85765136
Count your blessings.
I think its on amazon or netflix if you're curious, but even as someone who has enjoyed seth rogan DUDE WEED LMAO comedies in the past, that movie was easily one of the worst pieces of shit I've ever seen.

>>85763393
>>85763434
I'm not alone.

>falsley

>>85765504
they're not the worst things in the world.
Has that nasaly jew titty bitch, hershlag, and hemsworth is a good casting choice for thor.
They're dumb fucking movies, but have some fun over the top action, and some good fish out of water humor.

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It's gonna be Thorkino

They got rid of all the human garbage that dragged the movies down, it's going to be lit now that Marvel's letting Thor go cosmic

>>85757676
>No one can tell me what Thor 2 was about
evil elves from the previous universe were warring with the asgard, they wanted to do bad things, thor was like "no"

>>85757676
>Falsley
lol
Taika is making a Thor movie fun, something I never thought could happen

>>85757676
desu I'll see anything with Chris Hemsworth's arms, Thor 2 was garbage because he wore sleeves 99% of the movie

They could just project a photo of his arms on the screen for 2 hours and I'd watch that shit

>>85768517
not even gay, but homeboy is a beefcake

>>85757676
it was about the ether and kat dennings delicious and charming fat tits