Rome

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>>85756510
worst thread of the day well done

>>85756510
THIRTEEN

>>85756510
The only jewish character is scheming and manipulative so maybe

>>85756510
IRL Rome was too much lenient with jews.
So much the kikes even dared to rebel because they thought romans were soft instead of magnanimous.

>>85756510

Should I watch this? I've had a hankering.

>>85756646
realistic =/= racist

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>>85756510
Why does this picture make me think Rome was a comedy sitcom?

Also 13

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>>85756510
>all mockery of kikes and their one God shall be kept to an appropriate minimum
excuse me what the fuck

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>>85756652
>too lenient with the Jews

Are you ignoring the Jewish Revolt, Bar Kohba Revolt and Sarmatian Revolt?

>>85756510
No. Romans were anti-Semitic though.

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How is babby formed? How girl get preglant?

>>85756510
No but it was fantasy bullshit.They tried very hard to be as crass as they can like any other HBO shows when it was completely uncalled for.

Caesar was not a prissy little queer. Vercingetorix was not an unwashed savage and that whole scene in pic related never happened as it was against customs to treat an enemy leader that way. The actors couldn't be assed to fight convincingly either but that's just another hallmark of HBO.
The way they shoehorned the two officers in every historical plot was contriver as fuck too.

Does Rome actually finish or is it cancelled and cut short?

>>85756646
Wrong. Timon stopped his. Either from assassinating a political figure. He basically stopped a suicide attack. He's one of the good ones, Breh

>>85756652
They were put down pretty harshly after they rebelled, though, they're still mad about it to this day.

>>85756599
>>85756693
>THIRTEEN
honestly I loved the series but that moment was pure cringe, maybe because Ray stevenson is a pretty shit actor

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>>85756510
>yfw Rome was cancelled so we can have this

>>85756646
To hell with Ha-shem

>>85756786
>The way they shoehorned the two officers in every historical plot was contriver as fuck too.
Martius Stuius and Garius Stuius were noble heroes of the Stuii.

>>85756786

>Vercingetorix was not an unwashed savage

He'd just been in a months long siege.

>it was against customs to treat an enemy leader that way

Nonsense. Roman supremacy was always geared around ritual humiliation of the enemy, and then locking him up until the triumph, afterwards they'd either be pensioned off or executed.

>>85756676
>made by the BBC
>accuracy
O how much they have changed. Achilles is now black.

>>85756716
>Are you ignoring the thing you literally mention in the post I'm replying to
fucking retard

>>85756510
Fuck you, Rome went out of it's way to keep all mockery of the Jews and their one god to an appropriate minimum.

>>85756987
>Newsreader.webm
Hand motions were god tier, hodor is the version for brainlets

>>85756873
>Roman supremacy was always geared around ritual humiliation of the enemy
nope. And Caesar was especially diplomatic and magnanimous. They even integrated the defeated Celtic leaders into the Senatorial Aristocracy afterward. And Caesar was especially diplomatic and magnanimous.

>afterwards they'd either be pensioned off or executed.
The last one was considered an honor and was done ceremoniously and the first one kinda defeats your first point.

>>85756794
it's rushed. no battle scenes, just aftermath. storylines like timon's are glossed over as years pass between episodes, vorenus' kids don't age. still ends pretty fucking good

>thank you pullo
>let me tell you about your father...

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>>85757158
I don't quite remember the scene in question, but isn't it essentially just a TV rendition of pic related?

>>85756510
Judging by >>85756592 you need to work on the quality of your bait

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>>85756510
Just cause somthing is being historically accurate doesn't mean the show itself hates Jews.

>>85757415
He was a prisoner in the show and Caesar was shown subtly gloating as it happened. A major part of the show is that Caesar never shows his full hand, we see aspects of him in specific contexts but we never get a well-rounded idea of his personality because his exact intent is still a historical enigma.

>>85757415
The scene was never really described but if we go by the customs it would have looked like neither of these fictions.

Vercingetorix probably walked toward Caesar, ceremoniously deposed a bunch of weapons in front of him then would have been escorted away by high ranked officers.

>>85757415
>lorica segmentata
>alesia

UNHISTORICAL RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85756592
If I had to shove anything in my ass it would definitely be that honey wand from the cereal commercials

>>85756510
there's too munch filler and it looks low budget af in the later seasons

>>85756815
are you retarded? pullo's character put the honor and pride of his brothers in the thirteen above his own life (where a moment before he was ready to die for his crimes). i can tell you are either not a man or one of those LOW TEST beta bucks that the internet mocks on the regular.

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>>85759928
>Le low test maymay
No need to use buzzwords you little /pol/ weenie.
Maybe you watched the 10/12 episode cut where the buildup was better.

It just fell flat and wasnt emotional as it should be compared to say the maximus decimus blah blah speech from Gladiator

>>85756675
yes, at least the first season

>>85756510
it was anti quality

>>85756786
>Caesar was not a prissy little queer.
Nor was he in the show.

>. Vercingetorix was not an unwashed savage
Anyone trapped in a long siege ends up being an unwashed savage.