ITT: Characters who are literally you.

This guy but only the first 30 minutes

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>>85744712
Fuc me movie is school for scoundrels btw

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>>85744670
edgy

>>85745194
>Princess Leia I'm Empire

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>>85744670
my sister and her friends have called me randy ever since the show came out

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Literally every day of high school.

I don't know, can you guys help? I'm smart, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

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>>85745392
What a bunch of mean bitches

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>>85745494

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>>85744670
>Catholic
>Handsome as fuck
>Witty and charismatic as fuck
>Patrician as fuck
>A pathetic virgin
>Borderline a disgusting fucking NEET

Yeah, that's me.

>>85744670
I love this meme.

>>85744776
Lies or a trap

>>85745807
i am just as beautiful

>>85745608
in your dreams

maybe the socially akward neet version

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As a child I set out to become Stifler. And I did.

>>85745453
#whitepeople

>>85745882
Compounding lies doesn't make it true mister

>>85745907
Ho, ho, ho! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, ya eunuch jelly thou!

>>85745956
im not lying though. get better intel bro

>>85745165

The only honest opinion in this thread.

>>85746028
post dick

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Hugh Grants character from About a Boy is pretty much exactly me IRL.

>>85745889
pete?

>>85745946
>ayo like crackas are shootin up dem schools mang
Maybe if nigger youths skipped school less there would be more gang shootings in school than outside it.

>>85746039
its a small dick

>>85746082
for you

>>85746082
For you

>>85745548
im going to prove them all wrong by dying from a heroin overdose

>>85746091
>>85746100

well, yes. but also 4 you

and also you

>>85744670
wow OP you're so edgy

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He's me; intelligent, nihilistic, and a wicked sense of humour

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no one knows i exist

>>85747626
*later dat day.....*
>GODDAMMIT WHO IS GROPING MY TITTIES?!!??!

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>intelligent
>nihilistic
>wicked sense of humour

ITT: Characters you identify with, but are not LITERALLY you, because that doesn't make any sense.

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>>85744670

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>>85747626
i know u exist

>>85746171
I'm fine
Count me out

>>85746320
A true gentleman

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>>85745392
Look at him
Be him