Jesus fucking Christ

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>>85744297
They should do a spin-off with this guy as a Vulcan Star Fleet legal expert specializing in interspecies litigation.

They ccan call it "Better Call T'Sol.>>85744627
"

>>85744297
There isn't a single thing about this show that excites me, and i'm a star trek fan.

what's wrong, scoobs? Looks alright. At least they finally turned the lights on

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APOLOGIZE

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where were you when Seth MacFarlane saved scifi adventure?

>>85744297

What's wrong with that?

>>85745560
blerh unfunny cunt

I'll give it a fair go mind you, but if it's just family guy in space or some shit, I'm out man

Let me guess, Jason Isaacs is going to be severe, prone to violence, and clash with the progressive and peaceful strong independent captains because he wants to nuke everything because he's an impotent white man.

>>85744644
>Better Call T'sol

My precious sides...

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>Sci-fi show
>All the aliens are humanoid

>>85745629
How many tentacle dicks will it take to calm your autism?

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>>85745629
Yeah where's my fucking Andorians
Speaking of which I hope Jeff Combs comes back, the mad dog

>>85745629
Because I'm sure tentacle crabs could easily control the helm.

>>85744297
I fucking hate how Star Trek keeps going further back in time. All I want is a new series around, or after, next generation or the original series.

>>85745311
'no'

>>85745311
I miss this series,need to rewatch it.

>>85745311
I hated the theme song for this at first, but it sort of grows on you, imo.

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>>85745560
I'm biased against Seth MacFarlane more than anyone, but this legit looks better than this new "progressive" Jew to the max Star Trek.

>>85745560
hey look it's Malarkey from Band of Bros

The newest trailer was badass imo. Wonder what the budget is cause the CG was damn good. Actually looking forward to this.

>>85744297
Looks fine. Nice and white

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Oh man another thread where we complain about a Star Trek show that hasn't aired for being too progressive because white genocide is a thing!

>>85745629
Evolution doesn't just happen with anything bruh

>>85744644
>better call t'sol

jej

>>85744297
>a show set in a universe where humanity reached an alsmost-utopia and united as one to explore the stars, regardless of race and gender
>TOO MUH DIVERSITY FUCKING CULTURAL MARXIST JOOS

>>85744297
Never cared about star trek before, after watching that trailer I still have no reason to care about it now.

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>>85744297
White fucking males, this is disgusting.

>>85747581
It's fucking hilarious how Star Trek has so many right wing fans who manage to just totally ignore the message of the show

>>85747771
It has nothing to do with right or left cuntflap, all star trek fans had no problems with ds9 or voyager.

It's the forced shit that's rubbed in everyones faces that's the problem, they went out of their way to say they were doing this to fuck with people.

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>>85748296
>no forced diversity in DS9 or VOY
>female and a black captain

>>85747419
Try not to cry too hard

>>85748663
The logical answer is those characters felt natural and not forced.

>>85748296
>b-b-but they're doing it wrongggg

Fuck off faggot, you were probably a little kid watching DS9 and VOY on syndication before you grew up and became a whiny bitch and that's why it doesn't seem "forced" - whatever the fuck that means - to you

>>85747419
Missing 2% senpai. Or is this gentleman only 98% of a person?

Cant we donate money to kill Discovery and make them work on something else?

I quit.

>WE HIRED SOME STAR TREK FANS FOR THE WRITING TEAM

No, no you didn't. There wouldn't be a fucking writing room if you did. Don't play that game.

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>>85744297
Startrek was already max degeneracy, though?

It literally had the first interracial kiss on TV.

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>>85745629
That's why Farscape is the best Scifi series

>>85744297
>one alien who isn't human looking like vulcan or orion
>one alien
fucking specists

>>85748663
TAKE THAT TRUMP VOTER, WOMEN OF COLOR POWER!

as opposed to

Here is the new cast.

>>85748980
you're so dense light bends around you

>>85744297

what planet is the alien from -- Marfans?

>>85748980

Racially, you could fucking do it, and it would be ACCURATE

>Asian: strategic officer
>French: communications
>English: leadership
>African: OAJIFJIOQEWFIJEWIB

Fuck you.

>>85745691
>yfw you will never have antennae sucking on your clit

>>85748733

What does that even mean?

>>85745741

TNG already explored the boundaries of theoretical physics, plus they have a bunch of jew writers of mediocre talent who only get jobs because of tribal nepotism and agenda checkmarks. So of course its just going to regress to least challenging until present day.

>>85749182
you'll never get an answer

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>>85749182

He's weird.

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>>85745311
Remember that time Archer and space Mengele genocided an entire race they could have saved based on an assumption?

>>85749231

In other words you don't have one.

>>85748898
>four limbs, torso, head

still humanoid

>>85749231

You'll get one ,but you won't like it depending on your country.

>>85749265
I guess Randy Newman over there doesn't consider short people to be people

>>85745560
he's not funny, after his movie got panned he has never been the same

>>85749257

Nice reading comprehension faggot.

>>85744297
Pretty sure that lanklet has that worphism syndrome or whatever its called

>>85749290

Randy Newman was being ironic or satirical or something though

>>85749355
it's fucking hilarious that got a gold record

>>85749268

It's immensely fun being with people in Moscow or somplace else. It's this odd phobia of visiting Russia. Which, I totally get but you haven't lived, until you get Vodka with Sasha and his crazy dog.

>>85749377

insecure goofy lanklets, full of rage whenever a sexy manlet gets the girl, is a big market

>>85748663
Theres a difference between characters having their own personality and ethnic background on too of that and modern times forced diversity where the character's personality exists as or is only really represented by their religion, sexual orientation, or sex. Sure I'm skeptical because when they started explaining andthing about the characters the media only really pressed hard about a Muslim black bisexual deer kin woman but maybe that's just liberal media being liberal media. Can only wait and see.

>>85749415

6'5, and I saw what it was. They're so fucking big that suddenly, I knew where I came from. You feel average or just, not like people notice you and it's pretty cool.

>>85748733

Oh give me a fucking break. I'm not going to sit here and pretend that these polfags wouldn't be reeeeeing if those two shows came on today.

>>85749004
>>85749065
dun be hateful plz

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Star trek warzone, when!?

>>85749498
>vague nonsense with no real standard

>>85749770
>Pretending that the main character being Spock's previously unknown adopted, black, female sister who graduated from the Vulcan Science Academy is not even a little forced.

>>85749894
I mean, in Star Trek V he suddenly has a half brother

>>85749894
is it forced because she's black or because it's revising canon

>>85746275
he's the voice of steve on american dad, longtime pals with mcfarlane

>>85749571
>muh forchanz is ruined by these scary polfags. Oh no. Ever since I started coming here in 2016 pol ruined my safe space board.

Never seen any threads complaining about star trek casts on pol. Only in this board

>>85749970
polfags wish people were afraid of them, they're just annoying faggots

>muh forced diversity
>in star trek

STD has so many fucking things wrong with it and you mongoloids manage to find a non-issue.

>>85745560
What if and this is very unlikely, what if BOTH series are garbage?

>>85750024
>Executive Producer Brannon Braga

>>85749770
>Vague reply with no real refute

>>85750040
refute what?

>>85744297

>4 White Males
>Diversity
Pick One.

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>>85750033

>>85749498

horse before the cart, vs cart before the horse? I see. Character that has its past, its formative details, vs template caricatures writers feebly give romantic pause moments to try to make them seem otherwise.

>>85749924
Bad ideas in the past doesn't excuse bad ideas in the present. Spock has been the meme character for so long that a new character being some relation to him is irresistible for hack writers.

>>85749954
It's literally both, the concept is so unbelievably contrived it can only serve to undermine the character. Why not the first human graduate of the vulcan science academy, why not a black female vulcan, maybe you could even get away with Sarek's secret adopted daughter under special circumstances but this level of bullshit highlights how hollow and artificial the design of the show has been.

>>85750106

There's only two, and one's jewish so he doesn't count

>>85745311
Only after you apologize for the temporal cold war timeline

>>85745311
>token black
>token asian
>token gay
Just the right amount of diversity. Where did it all go so wrong?

>>85750564

the token ugly awkward lanklet

>>85750196
"This new captain is always trying to prove something to a shadow of their past and will often bend the rules when necessary. on the surface they seem cool and calculated but deep down they are very nervous since this is their first starship and crew under command, and a large threat is looming"

>I never claimed to be a writer.

V.S.

"She is a bisexual black Vulcan Muslim."

Its the difference in presentation. The sad thing is, the first people to light torches and point fingers while screeching "racist" are the most racist because they only care about someone being defined by or only existing as their ethnic background, orientation etc. Rather than having a well written character with a fleshed out personality and character development that is also a black Muslim bisexual Vulcan woman, they just want the outter image of diversity because of virtue signaling. Some people just aren't sharp enough to notice it. The people who watch these shows don't give a shit about the characters color or whether they're gay, they care more about the characters personality and development. This is why marvel is failing with their books.

>>85750752

Right its mentalities of

>I am a Y who happens to be X

vs

>I am a X Y

>>85750752
You use a lot of words to say nothing

>>85746044
I remember how the fedora tipper community hated that the theme song used the word "faith" when it's used in a way that has little to nothing to do with religion or Christianity. Angry fanboys are absolute vermin.

>>85750564
>token gay

Wait, who was that?

>>85751040
>this butthurt

>>85751094
Malcolm.

Although not canonically. He was gay in the original concept for the character, but they decided not to go with it. The actor said he played him gay though.

>>85746044
my dad always loved star trek, when enterprise started airing he would play that theme all the fucking time. in retrospect it's funny how earnestly he enjoyed such a cheesy song but now when I hear it I can't help but enjoy it and think of him

>>85751279

i wish my dad was a fun dork like that, no its just showtunes showtunes showtunes

>>85751127
Says the guy REEEEEEing over Star Trek being diverse

>>85745617
He also going to rape the black woman.

Several times.

Graphically.

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I hate this cast.

I don't know why, I just do. It's like they stole it's soul, and replaced it with whatever this is.

>>85751371
unfortunately i get my fair share of showtunes from my fucking sister who can't help but play a song from hamilton every chance she gets

>>85751497
>whatever this is.
The phrase you're looking for... is forced diversity.

>>85751154

>hey how is it having gay sex?
>oh baby you would LOVE IT, THERE IS ETC...

Okay, now can there be no gay sex, ever?

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>>85748886
What you queers constantly overlook/downplay: That kiss was forced upon them, and neither party to it took any pleasure in it it.

>>85751946
Dude Shatner went out of his way to fuck up his takes so they HAD to use the kiss. In the 60s that was a big deal.

>>85745629
This is explained in TNG.

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>>85751154
This is why you mentally ill faggots have always hated Enterprise. You wanted Malcolm to be queer so badly, and when you realized he was quite the opposite, it seriously triggered your gay matter, because the only thing that matters to faggots is their faggotry.

>>85745311
Season 3 was kino

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>>85744297

>>85752223
I'm talking about IN UNIVERSE as well as OUT. It was SUPPOSED to be forced on them by the telepathic aliens, you dope.

>>85744297
when you guys are done posing, could one of you get me a drink
also, we're ready to order

>>85751554
Fuck Hamilton and fuck everything about Hamilton

>>85752516
You're the dope, they weren't gonna put it in at all

*yawn*

>>85752686
Well they did, so it was forced all around. That's what makes it ridiculous to point to it as some kind of wonderful, "progressive" landmark event. Now who's the dope?

seriously, you /pol/tard babies are getting triggered by star trek now? a show that has always been about progressive values and diversity?

jesus christ just get over yourselves. you're MUCH worse than SJWs. you don't see 200 SJW threads on here everyday but you see one every time one of you NEET faggots sees a black person on TV.

>>85752863
Considering it's remembered as a landmark of television that would be you.

>>85752863
>MLK considered it a big deal but I can totally disprove this on a Chinese message board

>>85751554

Hamilton is SHIT, get her into Hedwig and the Angry Inch, thats some real good music

>>85753007
That meme was forced as well, you dope.

>>85753124
MLKANG was also a forced meme.

>>85752909
>I know lets remake a movie but have Charlemagne/Alexander/etc/etc/etc played by a black guy

>>85745560
i dont think seth asked for this

>>85744297
The guy third from the left looks like a major faggot. The kind that bottoms.

>>85745560
> scifi on FOX

It'll be canceled before 13 episodes are shown.

>>85747581
You're triggered people don't like your shit. Good.

>>85753298
And they'll be out of order

>>85747581
You're triggered people still don't and won't surrender to your view. Good.

>>85753340
They'll air the first episode last just to ensure viewers have no idea what the hell is going on.

>>85747771
What message is that? Even in the future white people

>>85749571
Pol is the majority.

>>85753298
if it has enough shit-tier mcfarlane humour in it then idiots will lap it up and it'll be the longest running sci-fi show in american tv history.

Why can't they have a Trek series that's full of aliens and only 1 or 2 humans. Make the captain be an actual alien and no cop-outs like half-human hybrids?

My first Trek series was Enterprise (yeah I know it gets a lot of hate), but my favorite character was Shran. That dude was badass as fuck and I liked him way more than Archer.

In DS9, the best characters were the non-humans whether Bajoran, Ferengi, Cardassian, Vorta, Founder, and especially the Klingons. Martok, Nog, and Garak were the best 3 characters in that series. Hell even the uber-bitch Kai Winn was fascinating as fuck as well as the Female Founder.

>>85751154
I hope in the future we can correct the gay defect before birth. No matter what anyone says being straight is always preferred to being gay, because being gay is not normal.

>>85753298
Seth must know this already. I wonder if he brokered a deal with FOX to get a full season and avoid Firefly fuckery. Otherwise, it's going to be a disaster.

>>85753469
> It's confirmed: Charlize Theron will guest star in one episode of Seth MacFarlane's upcoming sci-fi satire The Orville on Fox.

That worked out so well for Arrested Development.

>>85751426
Calling out lunacy is not reeeing.

>>85753491
Because makeup takes like 6 hours

>>85752223
This shit was a mistake also, obviously.

>>85753557
>REEEEEEEE

>>85753570
So? Isn't the whole part of Trek about exploring new worlds and examining civilization through stories?

DS9 made a good point that the Federation was human-centric. You rarely see non-humans as badass captains and leaders within the Fed hierarchy.

>>85745691

>when he calls Travis pink skin

I laughed

>>85750033
He and Rick Berman literally made the best star treks.

>>85753640
why? does he say shitskin instead?

>>85747581
It's called "suspension of disbelief." Obviously, a real utopia will come only after the black holocaust.

>>85749992
This our site, you sjw cucks whine so much about pol.

>>85753675

No

He calls all humans pink skin as an insult, but when he says it to Travis, it's hilarious, because you know, Negro

>>85753529
> http://trekmovie.com/2017/07/30/interview-seth-macfarlane-on-how-the-orville-is-filling-the-void-star-trek-left-behind/

> It has been said you want to tackle allegorical issues, sort of like Star Trek. What would be an example of an issue that the crew of The Orville might tackle?

SM: It is so hard to give stuff away. There is the character of Bortis which is a single-gender species, all male. What we do with that – there are two ways to go: you can treat that as a gag, or you can delve into that the real-life politics and consequences will be. And we do do that. These characters are set up the way they are for a reason. We want characters that tell legitimate sci-fi stories that include an element of comedy, but at the same time we are an hour-long show. We are an episodic show so each episode has a beginning, middle and end, it is not serialized. But we do take the job seriously of telling actual sci-fi stories that have relevance.

So it's going to be episodic so it doesn't matter what order it's aired in but Brannon Braga is also an EP so it's going to be shit.

>>85752909
Then leave the site. You're busy mad that the left last the culture war. We're the majority and we speak out.

>>85753742
Also didn't TNG already do a single gender species? The one that asked Riker about his sexual organs and he was like "oh yeah I'm gonna fuck that."

>>85753600
Embarrassing

>>85749992

heyy let's give our children sex changes lol so le random

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>>85753828
Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.

>>85749992
You sure love to complain

>>85753938
seth is finally fulfilling frakes male single gender dream.

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>>85745560
>That alien two people to the right of Seth
THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE A GALAXY QUEST SHOW

>>85744644
>this guy
>T'Sol

>guy
>T'
An FM trans Vulcan now? Is that even logical? Enough already with the forced diversity.

Orville's uniforms look more like Star Trek uniforms than STD's. How embarrassing for them. Then again everything about that show looks ugly af.

>>85753828

Yes

There's so many things these retards could focus on that haven't been done before, but they're just retreading the same old shit

>>85753340

>reference to Crusade

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It was getting good and had so much potential, but fuck you you gay Fox faggots.

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>>85747581
>>85747771
Your idea of "diversity" isn't diversity at all. Also... Mentally healthy people aren't obliged to accept perversion as the new norm just because a bunch of faggots want them to.

>>85747758
One is Jewish.

>Jews are white!

Wrong.

>>85747771

Tim McVeigh was a huge fan of TNG and even had a poster in his room.

>>85756322
>Kirk isn't white
Why has /pol/ made it their mission to ruin Trek threads?

>looks terrible
>half the thread is arguing about niggers and white bois
Why can't we call shit shit anymore?

>>85756658

SJWs and alt-right faggots are a cancer.

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>>85752909

>>85756626
Kirk was played by a Jew. His character might have been written to be white, but they picked a kike to play it. Kirk is about as authentically white as Jean-Luc Picard French.

>Why has /pol/ made it their mission to ruin Trek threads?

You fags ruin your own threads with stale, unfunny memes.

>>85756616
>In McVeigh's biography American Terrorist, released in 2002, he stated that he did not believe in a hell and that science is his religion.
Seems to fit to me.