Who should be the next James Bond?

I'm down with a sexy female Bond as long as she still gets Bond girls.

Leslie Jones

>>85743593
Stan Lee

>>85743892
I didn't think about this. Now I want this more than ever.

Able Sirdi

Peter Capaldi.

Thom Yorke

>>85743593
Ummm no sweetie, you meant next female James bond, right ?

>>85743593
Idris Elba

>>85743892
moron

Classic Paul Dano

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>>85743593
>CIA can't be james bond because he's already with the CIA

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>C-Ai-A

A CIA agent falls in love with Bane.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the big guy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he engages in banter with the masked terrorist and asks what happens if he takes off his mask, he says it would be very painful. The CIA agent says he's a big guy, then the big guy answers, "FOR YOU."

Confused by these turn of events, the CIA agent investigates and finds out that the man he called is not the same man he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the big guy's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of PAIN.

dead meme

>>85743593
Idris Elba, cuz he's black and i'm a progressist even if the guy is way too old.

>>85745105
>>85745011
>>85743593
Shitty actor, manlet, irish, wouldn't mind the last bit if it weren't for the first two.

also looks like a cunt.

Peter Capaldi

>>85745105
Already a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi

>>85743593
But why?

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>>85745105

>>85743593
Michael Cera definitely.

The unobtainable dream

>>85745214
Was being wrong part of your plan?

>>85745011
They can still team up

>>85745464
enough of this fucking meme

>>85745128
Show me its body

>>85748591
DEAD
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MEME
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Michael Gira