I wish I could find a Hitler of today and go kill him.

>>85732863
>we should go and kill this Hitler guy
"He's Been dead for like 70 years
>I didn't realize he was sick.

Fifteen dollars a man.

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>>85733873

My name is Kermit Jagger
My father is Mick Jagger and my mother's a frog.
he fucked a frog

Who here has read his book? I listened to the audio book (narrated by him) and it was fucking amazing. I wouldn't have listened to it if it was narrated by anyone else, his way of telling stories is hilarious.

>>85734191
>I listened to the audio book (narrated by him)

Oh shit. I'm getting it.

new episode today

>>85734227
Yeah I really recommend it. I recommend you get an audible account and get it for free. Unless you've already used your free one

>>85734289
I'm at the webiste right now. is the title 'Based on a True Story: A Memoir'?

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>>85732863
"The more I read about this Hitler guy, the more I dislike him."
>mfw that one interview with andy samberg where Norm jokingly said if he went back in time to kill Adolf, he'd just get bewitched by his eyes and join him.
>samberg nervously says "haha but seriously though I would kill him haha"
Good times.

>>85734191
Where?!

>>85734416
>samberg nervously says "haha but seriously though I would kill him haha"

what a wuss, gives away an ass kisser attitude or maybe he's deeply afraid of the jew.

>>85734370
is it in the non-fiction?

>>85734370
Yeah that's it

>>85734494
>SamBERG
He IS a Jew

>>85734083
>Directed by Adam Egget.

>>85734687
fug :DDD

never liked him anyway.

>>85734191
Yeah, I listened to it as well and I'm really glad that I did. I heard Bossypants by Tina Fey is also worth listening to over reading.

It's Adam Eget. Like the bird.

>>85734494
Samberg is Jewish. He did not like that Norm was being a bit of a bad goy.

Soft hands

>>85734416
Funnily enough I think Samberg was the only one there who thought what Norm said was funny. Jenny and Kassem kind of cringed and the other two guys put on fake smiles.

can someone post the gif of norm eating fried chicken really fast

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>>85735284
Only have the WebM.

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>>85734278
According to the people with amazon prime, its going to be the best episode yet.
Norm tries to bait Tyson into saying nigger all the time and things get akward.

>>85736146
didn't realise it was on amazon already

damn i'll need to watch that when i wake up

>>85736146
haha this Norm sounds like a trumpy kind of guy!

>>85736146
I hope Tyson didn't hurt our precious flower... Yeah a cauliflower.

>>85735586
thanks. its better than i remembered

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>>85736146

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>>85736146
also, fucking hilarious

>>85734191
I downloaded it but never listened, its long

>>85736582
>also, fucking hilarious

Hope so, the Letterman episode was trash

>>85735027
joke is on you , im 47

>>85735586
I will not eat a single morsel of food, until Margaret Thatcher is dead and buried.

>She died 3 weeks ago.

>>85734191
I've only seen this about his book
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7K-kaelQEs

>>85735586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YNi11261So

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>>85736983

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>>85737263
Adam is the best comic foil for Norm. They work off each other so well.

>>85736772
wew imagine being this big of a pleb

>>85737263
In a way the webm is funnier because theres no context

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>>85737256
All Norm needs is five minutes and my sides are gone.

>>85735586
>when mom brings in the chicken tendies

>>85734191
>(narrated by him)

wtf why didn't anyone tell me?

>>85737212
hahaha

>>85737648
DUDE RANDUM XD

end yourself

cosby cock

>>85736582
This paet was hilarious. You could see Norm getting scared as Tyson got aggressive

>>85737661
You jerkin' off yet? Because if you are it's weird. Nobody else does it you're the only one.

>>85732863
But maybe he isn't Hitler yet, so if I suck him off, he wouldn't become Hitler, so I could stop Hitler in his tracks by just sucking him off.

>>85736582
Honkey was always the most ridiculous insult ever. I feel an idiot made it up, and morons just repeated it, but white people just think it is more amusing than insulting.

>>85737295
literally 0/10

>that "meme"

you must be 18 years old or older to post here faggot

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Watch out Merkel!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>85735027
you can see the surgeries