Who will play them in the biopic?

Are they, dare I say it, the most millennial team of all time?

>No one is particularly alpha.
>Everyone tries to shortcut their way to success without going through the lumps.
>All the players are soft-spoken and autistic, except Draymond who's a loudmouth donkey
>Most entitled team in NBA history
>The """face"" of the franchise is a spoiled rich mullatto kid who never knew anything close to a struggle in life. If he never made it into the NBA, he would've been JUST fine as his dad made $42.8 million in his career
>His "splash" brother is another rich kid of a millionaire basketball player who tries too hard to act like a spacey pothead, but really is covering up the fact he has absolutely no fucking personality besides being a fucking spacey pothead
>Their """""defensive""""" anchor is a loud-mouth nigger piece of shit who talks a lot of shit but rarely backs it up and the only reason why anyone pays attention to him is because his teammates bail him out since he has no offensive game
>Their newest free agent acquisition is a bitch and coward of the highest order, betraying the very principles we all hold dear in the world by being a fucking traitor
>Their coach is a loudmouth SJW who can't keep his fucking mouth shut when it comes to things that don't involve basketball. Let's see how he would react if any of his family members got killed by terrorists.

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>>85730649
Left to right
>jayden smith
>idris elba
>dennis rodman in the role of a life time
>dominic west

Idris Elba

I hope they cuck LeChoke out of another championship.

Millenials, no doubt

The Tom Brady kids.

>>85730997
wont be hard, his own teammates are cucking him at this point

>>85731055
I don't blame them. He's obviously leaving Cleveland again, so why show loyalty to someone who team hops to win rings?

>>85730649
Left to right
John luguiziamo,Tracy Morgan,Denzel,Jamie Kennedy

>>85730733
holy fuck

>>85730733
so so salty