Why is he doing so well if he's "so bad" /tv/?

We are entering late night kino here. Colbert, Meyers, Maddow are about an inch away from bringing this presidency down to it's knees. One more scoop by the big three, and it will be over for big orange. He will need to step down and Congress will convene a special election.

>>85725024
Haven't been following. How was Russia week different from any other week?

>>85725024
He's not bad.

Everyone here loves him and finds him hilarious

It's just a small, very vocal /pol/ community that hates him.

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>>85725669
>Colbert, Meyers and Maddow

>>85725024
Why does Buzzfeed clickbait do so well if it's so bad? Same reason. People can't help themselves.

>>85725024
People eat the drumpf shit up, that's why. What else are butthurt libs going to do with their copious free time?

>>85725024
If Hilary was so good why wasn't she elected?

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>>85725024
>doing so well

Literally only winning with old fucks

Echo chamber on the boob tube. How could libs not love it?

>>85725024
Conan is funnier.

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>>85725986
>corbin barely above Carson for last place

good. I fucking hate that egotistical fat fuck so much

>>85726858
>corbin

I guess iwas thinking of Corbin Dallas but I meant Corden

>>85725024
Yeah he wins weeks, Fallon wins weeks, its not news, they each just go 1 and 2 depending on what they are doing.

I actually peeked at his Russia week and I admittedly felt impressed at many of Colberts insights and interviews.

>>85725024
>>85722918
Is this the real life? Is this Covefefe?
Caught in a web of lies, an alternate reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and tweet
I'm from a hedge fund, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go, got the job, hit new lows
Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to Donnieee
To Donald T.
Donald, just killed my career
Put a gun against my head
Missed my baby, my marriage is dead
Spicer, my week had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Donald, ooh, didn't mean to make you mad
If I'm not on Fox News this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on because nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
Conway's got me by the spine, Trump he texts me all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh, I don't want to lie
I sometimes wish I'd never taken the job
[Mike Huckabee Plays Guitar Solo]
I see a little silhouetto of a grease stain
Scaramucci, Scaramucci will you do the Collusion
Hearings so enlightning, very, very fright'ning me
(Mitch McConnell) Mitch McConnell, (Mitch McConnell) Mitch McConnell, Mitch McConnell figaro magnifico
I'm just a con man, nobody loves me
He's from a trust fund, left behind his family
Spare his mental health from this Presidency
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Its Fake News! No, we will not let you go!
(Let him go) It's Fake News! We will not let you go
(Let him go) It's Fake News! We will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go) Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh Donnie Jr. Donnie Jr.) Donnie Jr. let me go
Stephen Bannon has a Xanax put aside for me, for me, for me
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, Donnie, can't do this to me, Donnie!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!
Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing's really MAGA
Nothing's really MAGA...to me.....
Any way the wind blows

>>85726301
Conan doing the same opening jokes every day i sreally fucking boring and not funny but he's probably the best guy in late night. I mean to his employees and shit. Also seems more unbiased than the others.

still, his repetition of shit like his little drumming hip swish he does EVERY FUCKING OPENING gets on my nerves almost as much as Fallon saying every opening "That's it! you're here!"

You would think these motherfuckers would want to kill themselves after the 500th time saying/doing the exact same shit.

>>85727023
garbage

>>85725024
>Russia week
But /poltv/ told me all he does is talk about drumpf?

>>85727239
he talked about russia's connection to drumpf this week

>because it's ratings. Our ratings are incredible right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdP8TiKY8dE

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>>85727333
to the exclusion of everything else? he still does unrelated jokes and skits right?

>when you realize that your little autistic corner of 4chan has nothing to do with how real people think

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>Liberal talking points followed by applause

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>>85727441
>women and minorities
>real people
well you are technically correct

>>85727436

I don't know what's worse about this image, the tribly, the sunglasses, the vape o his fucking jeans jacket

>>85725024

4chan posts gain visibility according to how contentious they are

this means people post edgy and absurd minority opinions in order to get (You)'s

eventually small children see these edgy shit enough times and latch onto as an actual identity

noone but people too new to understand how the site works think he is "so bad," we are all just trying to stay on the front page any way we can and generally that means "triggering normies"

just saved you a few years of posting here, buy me 4chan platinum

>>85725986
That's because Colbert is too sophisticated and urbane for children

Hence the shitposting as they cry at someone they don't understand

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>>85727441
I wish reddit would fuck off already. You come here complaining about 4chan and /pol/ so why don't you just fuck off?

>>85727742
/tv/ is a tv board not stormfront

>>85727781
and you belong in the dr. reddit containment general

>>85725024
>biggest weekly win
What does that even mean? His figures are still terrible, about 2,5 million of mostly old viewers, and he's third among the late show hosts.

>>85727781
/tv/ is a /tv/ board not a reddit blogpost

>>85727997
then why do you keep spamming r/thedonald shitposts?

>>85727441
And you think Colbert does and the other late night show hosts do? Hardly anyone but a handful of old commies watch them.

>>85728038
Why do you keep spamming r/rest of reddit

people will watch literal shit and call it good if it aligns with their politcal views

see: MDE World Peace

>>85727781
It certainly isn't a pc hugbox. You don't belong here.

>>85728173
>grouping together to moan that the mean liberal comedian is bullying you
>not a hugbox

>>85728038
Why are you so triggered by that subreddit, redditor?

>>85725784
>Everyone here

in Faggotville?

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>>85725024
Making fun of Drumpf is easy ratingsbait

>>85727023
Cringiest post ive seen in a long time
Honestly go back to r the donald youll probably get that upvoted there

>>85725024
I wouldn't be surprised if it's right wingers actually watching him to get mad at what he says

>>85728200
You're upset that we're mocking your haggard, old, bitter, un-funny comedians, huh? You've lived to watch all your leftist childhood heroes become hollow, pathetic husks, and I think it's tearing you up inside.

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>>85728137
MDE World Peace was just a shitty ripoff of The Eric Andre Show anyway

He's not funny. The only smug leftie hosts who make me laugh are Maher and Stewart. The rest suck.

>>85727023
kys

>>85728334
This. I think it's really painful for leftists to watch their idolized heroes become the butt of jokes, to become jokes.