You passed your test. Do you forgive him?

>>85724337
No. And if you say yes, your a cockhold

>>85724364

You selfish faggot, he just made you appreciate life.

Would shoot him in the foot so he couldn't escape, wouldn't kill him. Knowing him he has some master plan that would kill me or my loved ones that only he could disable after the fact.

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>>85724337
nah

>>85724337
Hey, isn't this the same guy who crushed a man's rib cage in a giant vice just because he smoked?

He helped me quit smoking, yes.

>>85724408
He's an edgelord faggot imposing his brand of morality on people he abducts and tortures. If I got out alive I'd go right back to doing whatever it was that had him so pissed off in the first place.

>>85724408
Yeah, but now I'm missing an arm or half my face or some shit.

>>85724481

He had the choice to hold his breath. HE failed his test.

Jigsaw doesnt kill anyone. They kill themselves.

He should have gone after (((them))).

I don't see why no police officer has caught him after part 2.

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>>85724420
Assuming shooting him on the foot wasn't part of a bigger scheme and you fell for it. Everything Jigsaw does is according to a master plan.

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>>85724536
Neat were u liv.

>>85724408
Being kidnapped and forced to do some gruesome trap that will more than likely deform you or at the very least put you through extreme pain won't make you appreciate life it will just turn you into a paranoid wreck who thinks everyone is out to get them.

>>85724701
It's probably why most people who survive the trap join him.

>>85724701

But if you passed your test, then surely you came to appreciate life, so you saved yourself.

Surely you wouldnt pass the test just to become bitter and misreable. You're grateful.

>>85724821
>Cheat on my wife
>Loose a foot.


How would I be more grateful? There is probably a reason why I cheated on my wife in the first place. All his traps are made with the view point of an old man who has gone crazy. Imagine having your eye carved out because you are on the computer all day.

>>85724821
No I'd be going through intense psychological trauma that I just had a bear trap attached to my face that was about to rip my jaw off any moment unless I disembowel someone to get the key so I can remove it. Jigsaw your heart is in the right place but you're doing it all wrong. These people just need a hug and a kiss on the forehead.

>>85724821

Grateful to be alive, sure.
Grateful to the motherfucker who put you through immense pain and mental anguish? No.

hoffman desu

>>85725009
I was already grateful to be alive before some guy decided I needed to lose a foot. Now I'm just a bitter fag with a peg leg who doesn't even run a pirate crew.

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>>85724948
>>85725009
>mental anguish
>trauma

Name ONE trap that caused THAT amount of pain you fucking pussies

>>85725218
The one where you had to hack your foot off with a rusty saw.

>>85725218
the one where you have to stick your hand in an acid jar

>>85725297
Didn't that one also have glass that'd slice your hand up as well if you weren't extremely precise or was that another trap?

>>85724927
Jigsaw is deranged but Doctor G was chosen because he was apathetic, not because he cheated on his wife, which he didn't.

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>>85725218
Being drowned in the rotted juiced guts of bloated pig corpses.

>>85724701
this, going through truma just makes you a fucked up asshole, it doesn't give you super powers or make you a better person

>>85725218

The one where you have to put your hand into a spinning blade to fill some contraption with blood.
Oh everyone didnt make it? Great now I have to give my WHOLE ARM to this bayblade thing just so I can give the required amount of blood if there were still everyone here.

>>85725737

You DON'T have to. If you don't appreciate your life, then just fail the trap and die. Its that simple.

YOU decide how much pain your life is worth.

>>85725955
I never asked to be put into a situation where I have to decide, nigger.

>>85725955
Go back to /r9k/ you fucking retard

>>85725737
Or just stick your clothes in it if you're not a fucking moron

I hope in the next movie he punishes a bunch of incels.

>>85725218
well,let me see
ALL OF THEM!?

>>85725955
He could just be my friend and ask me how I'm doing. Maybe we'll support each other in our hardships who knows but that's totally thrown out the window the moment I get kidnapped and have to jump in a pit of syringes.

>>85724337
>saw breaks
>key flushed down drain
>you failed because i fucked up

>>85726230

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_qP1mlfszU

So how does putting my clothes in there achieve anything at all?

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>all these people doing mental gymnastics and sucking saw's dick
>trying to pretend that the badly written character philosophy actually makes sense
>thinking some enormous fucking edgelord torture porn series for 16 year olds that think they're "deep" is worth watching and analysing

I feel sorry for you. In all practicality you can't agree with him.
>b-but muh suicide
If somebody sticks you in a torture porn death trap, if they're not some perfectly rational being of great decision, they're gonna die.
They're normal people.
>But he must punish the idiocy of the normies and their sins *flips hair* *unsheathes katana*

After mental and physical trauma you won't forgive him. You won't be grateful. Just because some edgelord punished you for being a normal fucking person doesn't mean you're enlightened now.

Jigsaw's deal is just high school level philosophy. If you're sane, you don't forgive him.
Sorry for being an uncultured swine. This is just how I see it.

>>85727205
>all these people doing mental gymnastics and sucking saw's dick
It's just ONE underage autist that obnoxiously types like THIS.

>>85724337
Does it bother anyone else that they cast the least frightening man as the antagonist of such a demented, misanthropic series of films?

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>>85726706

You just dont get it, do you?

>>85727205
>Just because some edgelord punished you for being a normal fucking person doesn't mean you're enlightened now.
Nah dude these people were pure evil. One of them was get this man it's gonna disgust you but one of them and I shit you not but one of them I really mean it man but one of them oh my god just thinking about it pisses me off but one of them man they're just pure scum anyway but one of them was like a doctor right and when a patient had cancer he get this bro he acted in a professional level and didn't oh my lord give him an operation his health insurance couldn't cover...

>>85724948
>implying this wasn't easily the best trap to get
There wasn't any self-mutilation involved whatsoever

>>85727537
You still woke up in a dark room with a contraption that was about to rip your fucking jaw off unless you disemboweled a man. Just because it's easier compared to other traps doesn't mean that you just disemboweled someone with your bear hands you moron.

Reminder Jigsaw is a naive old man that is allowing the events of his past control him. This leads to his death and unbeatable trap being created in his name.

>>85726921
Fuck, I don't think I'd would even be able to go through with it if I was put in that situation. The noise of the saw would instantly make me faint before even touching it with my hand.

>>85727407
le contrarian face

>>85727427
>drain key
>not a fuck up
dumb frogposter

He didn't know his junkie cunt assistant was botching his traps.

>>85727407
Nah Tobin Bell is great in Saw. My issue is how far Jigsaw's master plan goes just so they can keep adding more flashbacks and soundclips of him.

>>85724337
Maybe. I just would like to be done though and be able to just leave. I wouldn't really like to join him.
Just as a movie character I think he's pretty based but that would be a bit too much for me in real life and I would just like him to let me go if I managed to pass.

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>>85727523
iM FUCKING SEETHING

I call the cops

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>Hello /tv/, I want to play a game. You have one week to post on this board without typing any variation of the word "reddit" or posting images of your aforementioned closet homesite. If you fail, the basement curtain be will raised and expose your micropenis to the world.
Begin.

>>85728994

>someone swears
>*camera spins around*

>>85725218
Holy shit boys who is this guy, the ultimate badass?

>>85726192
It's 50/50 whether you are retarded or not right now. Sure nothing good comes out of r9k but you might not have the mental capacity for some consideration about things being discussed.

Remember the time he had a guy walk on glass with his bare feet and then have him try to solve probably one of the hardest and impossible traps hes ever set up in the whole franchise, ending with the guy being set on fire from his candle.

All for playing hooky from work. Yeah that was totally cool and fair of him

>>85727407
What? He's perfect dude. It's not about be le scary intimidating man.

>>85726921
just piss in it?

>>85729116

ALL the John Kramer traps were beatable. It was only a matter of how much you appreciated your life. If you let the chance slip, you were probably going to commit suicide one day.

>>85727624
Kind of underrated right here.

>>85729116
kek

>>85729355

The game is even crazier. The second one had two guys foot race on glass while pushing metal cages

>>85725352
That was another one iirc. The acid one was done by the girl and even then the key didn't work. The glass thing was by him.

>>85724821
I got a bj in a golf cart,I don't need to be kidnapped to appreciate life.

>>85724337
Lets be real though his philosophy is fucking retarded, he probably read a single quote by Nietzsche and then figured himself to be some kind of super deep profound thinker.

>>85725955
Then surely you wouldn't be opposed to some two-bit narcissistic sociopath locking you into a contraption where you must choose between permanent mutilation or a painful death, would you?

>>85732000

Hey, you DON'T have to live. There is literally an option to prove you don't value life and just let yourself die.

>>85732137
>dude you're afraid of doing extremely painful shit that will probably kill/disfigure/cripple you that means you hate life and I have to euthanise you lmao
was jigsaw an autist?

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>>85728994
>N-no! Neo-/tv/! F-fucking redd--... LE M-MEME POSTING REDDITFAGS AAAAAHHHH

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>>85732517

>I FORGIVE YOU!

>>85732517

So we agree right? Thats the most aesthetic, best designed, most painful trap?

>>85724337
>being angry because you've got cancer after the age of 50
He's a fucking bitch, I don't forgive him.

>>85724337

how does this guy have such an imposing presence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWc1UxdTj3Y

>>85732718
Easily the most painful trap, but I think the reverse beartrap was the GOAT trap

Jill gets FUCKED UP

>>85732892
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85732718

my favorite part of the movies actually isnt a trap, but the brain surgery from saw 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYG293HcIJE

it's one of the most hard to watch scenes in the series and really well shot. love the part where she tests out the sound of the drill

>>85732517
This scene made me squirm so hard. Probably because it just unfolds so slowly.

>John just happens to know how and where to find all this evidence on a murder in 3
>knows where everyone involved lives
>knows everything about everyone's lives

>>85733619
He has a twin brother that works in the CIA

>>85724481
no that was the cop dude, jigsaw was long dead by then

jigsaw get off 4chan