How the fuck do you go from this...

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...to this?

why remake a movie if you are gonna change everything about it?

>>85721434
It was just a lazy movie in general. The copy+paste of this guy is one of the big examples. Also, Johnny Depp was a terrible choice to play Willy Wonka.

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In the book they were retarded tribesmen

>>85723747
so black people?

>>85723811
Black "people" would never be capable of doing the work the oompa loompa do

>>85723811
Wonka factory would've burned down on week one.

>>85723747
I think the author disliked the movie because it was better than his book, like King bitching about Kubrick

HOW DARE THEY MOCK THE GOD EMPEROR
GAS ALL THE OOMPA LOOMPAS

>>85721434
>>85721544
I honestly have more of a problem with Depp playing Wonka than the Oompw Loompa redesign.

I mean you can't just expect them to do the same thing and sing the same songs, so why not start fresh and give an Indian midget some work?

Depp and his creepy Michael Jackson/Pee Wee Herman Wonka with daddy issues just rubbed me the wrong way though.

>>85721434
Fuck you and fuck your face

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>>85723811
>>85723747
They were originally african pygmies

>>85721434
The whole point of that movie was Depp wanted to fuck loli ASR. >>85723747

>>85721419
>70s movie turns Oompa Loompas into green-haired orange people because it's PC
>Burton turns them back into tribal brown people who got rused into serving Wonka for a some cocoa beans
Why doesn't /tv/ prefer the Burton version?

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>>85721434
What the FUCK were they thinking?!?

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...to THIS?

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who wouldnt amirite
name a better loli in film

>>85725328
Wouldn't what?

>>85721434
Why did they make the oompa loompas Mexican?

>>85725328
meant to reply to
>>85724986