Atheists BTFO

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yeah dude religion is prettty dum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmj5BV16Toc&feature=youtu.be

>>85718342
i was an athesit but when i wathced that movie i became a christian. i dont know, man. that movie really struck a cord with me imo

>>85720312
I haven't seen it personally, but it changed my opinion too. I was agnostic, but now I am saved.

>>85718342
>You have no proof for the existence of God
>We don't need proof, we have faith. Also, you have no proof that God doesn't exist

>Santa Claus exist
>You have no proof Santa Claus exist
>...

>>85721244
SANTAS
NOT
DEAD

>>85718342
Didn't that movie confuse Atheism with Maltheism, like most dumb Christians do?

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>>85718342
Christians BTFO

>>85721386
1 prayer = fresh review

Please like, share and donate some money to our local church

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>>85721244
>God is the hypothesized most perfect being, that being on which everything else depends for its existence, and as such is sui generis and cannot be compared, per hypothesis, dependent beings like santa claus, spaghetti monsters, or tea cups

>tfw reddit-tier atheists are catastrophically ignorant of basic theological concepts but believe their confusions amount to decision refutations of the idea

>>85721244
why would you have faith he is real?

>>85721244
if santa doesn't exist then who brings me presents on Christmas? ATHEISTS BTFO

>>85721489
I don't see how God being a perfect being changes anything. There's still as much evidence for him as there is for Santa. Your circular reasoning doesn't amount to greater evidence.

Name one good argument this movie brings up for the existence for God? Just one

>inb4 people still believe in God, ergo he/she/it cannot be dead

Also, what has never lived can never die. So God is technically not dead

>all atheists must hate god

I don't see why all Christians think this.

>>85721489
What if you are wrong and our whole existence depends on Santa?

>>85722123
Protestants' god is pretty much a big asshole

>>85722061
universe didn't start from nothing. something we can call god caused it. it could very well take the shape of god from the bible in some manner

>>85722132
Our whole existence depends on everything being exactly as it is and no other way. Everything can only be one way which is the way it is, therefore there is no free will, therefore the archaic Christian conception of God cannot exist.
Same goes for Santa

I clapped when the atheist professor died.

>>85718342
>le trendy man purse lad

>>85718342
Tbh, I unironically believe that anyone on 4chan, especially /pol/, who says their Christian are liars.

>>85718342
religion is not cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFs_4MCkvFk

*tips fedora*

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>>85722535
Then you need to lurk some moar.

>>85721244
SANTA'S NOT DEAD HE'S SURELY ALIVE!

>best track record of any religion
>followers included some of the greatest scientists, statesmen, generals and artists of all time
>dominant religion of the most advanced and powerful nations
>instills strong moral and positive moral values

What is there NOT to like?

Isn't the plot just that Einstein CopyPasta that conservatives think is real turned into a movie?

>>85722359
Why are you so sure you exist at all?

>>85722704
>followers included some of the greatest scientists
>imprisons scientists for saying the earth goes around the sun
Not a fedora, but anon please

>>85722619
/pol/fags don't even believe in Christ or God Himself. They only basically only like the teachings and shit in the Bible. That doesn't make you a Christian though, and leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Like this guy >>85722704

>>85721244
There is a BIG difference between Santa and God.
We have conclusive evidence that there is no giant toy factory somewhere around the North Pole. Bad analogy, bro.

>>85722288
god started from nothing

>>85722704
>followers included some of the greatest scientists, statesmen, generals and artists of all time
Because they were white, whites have been giving the greatest thinkers and best civilizations thousands of years before Jesus showed up

Funny how it didn't changed anything in Africa and South America huh?

>>85722821
God didn't start, bro. He has always been.

>>85722766
Who's talking about /pol/fags? Also, who are you to talk for them?

>>85722812
>We have conclusive evidence that there is no giant toy factory somewhere around the North Pole
prove it

>>85722812
We have conclusive evidence there's no city in the sky.

>>85722812
show me conclusive that heaven exist or that god exist.

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>>85722925

>>85722748
I'm not sure if this is bait or reddit still doesn't know myths from actual history.

>>85722718
I'm experiencing something right now, therefore I have to exist in some capacity.

>>85722902
When it was stated in the bible?

A conservative christian heterosexual BRIETBART writer professor and gay conversion 'doctor' was teaching a class on Ronald Reagan, a known Capitalist:
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Reagan and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Adam Smith!”
At this moment, a brave, proletariat, anti-bougie Red Army champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of the workers struggle and fully supported all socialist decisions made by the USSR stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, suka?”
The arrogant brietbart writer smirked quite Bougily and smugly replied “6000 years, you stupid Commie”
”Wrong. It’s been 13.5 billion years since the big bang created it. If it was 6000 years old and creationism, as you say, is real… then it should be a saint by now”
The INFOWARS DOT COM, THERE'S A WAR FOR YOUR MIND writer was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Atlas Shrugged. He stormed out of the room crying those republican crocodile tears. The same tears the GOP cry for the “rich job creators” (who today live in such luxury that most own sportscars) when they jealously try to claw justly earned means of production from the deserving proletariat. There is no doubt that at this point our brietbart writer, Stephen Jones Smith, wished he had joined in the revolution and become more than a capitalist apologist. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, luckily the state controlled firearms so the mentally derranged couldn't get them.
The students applauded and all registered Socialist that day and accepted Karl Marx as economic philosopher. A bear named “Glorious Revolution” burst in through the door and replaced the American flag with the Hammer and Sickle. The Red Army Choir was sang several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a complex tax system where the rich paid their fair share.

>>85722940
I never made such claim, why are you bringing that up?

>>85722957
I was only demonstrating that there is a big difference between Santa and God; I never set out to argue in favour of God's existence, only to demonstrate that the anon's analogy is bad, since the two topic are so drastically different.

>>85722359
Everything is changing at every second
Your shit makes no sense

>>85723056
I never said anything about the Bible, I don't know why you're bringing that up.
But since you're wondering, Deuteronomy 22:37

>>85722986
Magic, you can't prove that magic don't exist.

>>85722902
any proof?

>>85723117
>two topic are so drastically different.

Yeah people who believe in Santa aren't trying harm people.

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The dedicated amount of mental gymnastics this movie uses to make "EDGY AYHEISTS BTFO HAHA" is astounding

>lol if you say you dont believe in god it really means you do believe in him, but you just hate him!

>>85722986
Santa knows when you are watching silly, he hid it.

>>85723220
That didn't stated that he always existed.

>>85723229
the fact that there is no evidence for so-called "magic" despite this is proof enough

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Million_Dollar_Paranormal_Challenge

>>85722986
Santa just puts a giant ring over the village to go invisible when people are watching

Why does /tv/ always get so butthurt at anything involving Christianity?

So is this literally a movie about that copypasta of a Christian BTFO of their atheist professor?

>>85723229
As a Christian, I would argue that it does exist, but I'd rather call that a miracle, but there you go.

>>85723314
If something is eternal, it by definition has always existed.

>>85723360
It's because this isn't a good christian movie. It's like claiming you are into BDSM and only reading 50 shades of grey.

>>85720312
I was agnostic before I watched the second movie, but now I'm Melissa Joan Hart.

>>85723346
There is no evidence of god either.

>>85723248
ha ha u wear funy hat

>Lady starts to choke on a burger
>some guy uses the heimlich maneuver on her.
>She thanks god and not the guy who saved her

This is why Christianity is bullshit.

>>85721489
>God is the hypothesized most perfect being, that being on which everything else depends for its existence, and as such is sui generis and cannot be compared, per hypothesis, dependent beings like santa claus, spaghetti monsters, or tea cups

>these means Yahweh from the bible is real but only if it's my own protestant definition of this Jewish god in particular and no other ones
Fucking moron.

>>85723552
What if the guy who saved her was God in human form?

Meh, "God" might exist but it's unreasonable to ask for people to have faith in something there of which there is no proof, then punishing people who don't accept the unreasonable request.

If the so-called Christian "God" does exist, he's a wanker.

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>>85718342
losers out of the way, worshipping the one true god here

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Question for Christfags:
Do dogs go to heaven?

>>85722288
>universe didn't start from nothing. something we can call god caused it.
How do you know that the universe didn't start from nothing?

>>85723599
Are you saying i'm god?

>Religion
>Doesnt endorse predestination
kek

>>85723599
Then Jesus returned and that means that's judgement day arrived so she will day anyway.

>>85723552
>not understanding we're actors of god's will

Why was the guy in the same place at the same time as the woman?

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>>85722619
>I understand Christianity is important to maintain Western Civilization

Business idea: create an idea that if you don't buy into my bullshit you'll be punished eternally after death

Religion is cancer

>>85723663
I believe All Dogs Go to Heaven should offer the answer you are seeking.

>>85722704
>they were smart because they were Christians!
>but there aren't too many smart nonwhite Christians

Stop pretending Christianity is responsible for the achievements of the white man. It's the brown man's religion now and whites need to move on.

>>85723802
I don't have time to watch it
gimme cliff notes

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>raised catholic, mom in particular was pretty big into it
>mom always had christian rock playing in the car
>didn't have mp3 device or headphones for that matter
>every time I see these posters all those years of having to listen to those songs almost on a loop come back
HE'S LIVING ON THE INSIDE, ROARING LIKE A LION

>>85723663
Dogs don't have immortal souls, so no. But who knows what God will decide to do.

>>85723188
Yeah and it can only change one way, the way it does change therefore everything is and always will be exactly the way it's supposed to be.

>>85723708
Because that is naive. If you don't ever put gas in your car. You car will run out of gas. It isn't gods will or anything.

>>85723857
God doesn't care about all life, just humans... Hmm.............

>>85722619
>white nationalists think an advanced white civilization needs beliefs created by primitive brown jews to survive
hmmm

>>85723857
>immortal souls
What the fuck is this nigger talking about? Can someone please explain?

>>85723834
As it turns out, only some dogs go to Heaven.

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If God is dead, then it's easier to NOT believe. And as we all know, people WILL take the easiest way out, usually.
>not religeous meself, but not a disrespectfull shit either.

>>85724042
>it's "disrespectful" to question why people have faith in something there is no evidence for out of fear that they'll go to hell when they die
smdh

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>>85723941
Hardly brown.

>>85724042
>disrespectfull shit
You're right, we should be respectful to all beliefs even those that identify as military aircraft and affect public policy.

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>>85723857

>>85723992
dag

>>85724111
It's impossible to prove an infinite concept with scientific instruments because they are a finite tool. Science is only one of the tools in the toolbox we use to interact with reality. This is so basic I don't know what you're doing with your life not to understand it.

>>85724130
How can you surmise skin color from a sweaty rag?

>>85724130
>Shroud of Turin
Kek
Wonder if that's legit
Lemme rub my lamp and ask a genie
The Amulet of Samarkhand will reveal the truth
One magic relic can tell the other, right?

>>85723599
>tfw saving a christian from choking will literally turn me into a god
Maybe your sandnigger religion isn't so bad.

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>>85724265
>>Shroud of Turin
>Wonder if that's legit
It seems to be so.

>>85723421
As long as there is time where "eternal" is relevant. But time didn't exist before the universe

>>85723708
Why was that murderous rapist in the same place as that one child? Did Yahweh seriously watch that poor kid get raped over and over again, before her corpse was chopped up into little bits?
I guess he works in mysterious ways...

>>85724245
umm, that's not how it works sweetie x

>>85724245
Who said anything about science? Questioning doesn't have to mean thinking about it scientifically

>>85723855
She's not making Christianity any better, she's just making rock and roll worse.

>>85724353
And if God created the universe, then He Himself isn't bound by time.

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>>85724111
>>85724173
Guess I like knowing things before I start spouting off on things I don't know much or anything about is all.
Being angry and confused is easy.
>haven't read the Bible front to back yet.

>>85724312
>brown skin
>brown hair
>brown eyes
Wow, as a blue-eyed blondie I surely should devote my life to worshipping this corpse.

>>85722766
No, a measurable portion surely believe in God unironically, I've lurked enough.

>>85724406
I get that but the quote from the Bible doesn't suggest that he was around before our universe existed. Eternal as a concept only works within the frame of current existence

>>85724395
Hank Hill was a wise man

>>85724433
>I KNOW that God exists, and how do i KNOW this FACT? Hmm... How... How do I know, this fact??

>>85724469
I'd argue that the Bible does say that God created the universe, and hence was around before its beginning, John 1.

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>>85724454
Ew, kill yourself

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>>85718342
>What makes non-violence so radical is its unwavering commitment to a non-violent approach

>>85724042
>If God is dead, then it's easier to NOT believe.
>not religeous meself
Hmm really makes me think.

>>85724365
>>85724383
That's exactly how it works. Scientific theory was developed for a better understanding of the natural world. You can question supranatural world and the world of ideas, but when you're referring to "questioning" in this context, I'm pretty sure you're talking about applying scientific concepts to the idea of God. This shows your gross misunderstanding of the spiritual. I'd advise you to go read Jung and wrestle with his idea of what constitutes reality and what "God" actually is. Afterwards you can tackle basic Christian theology. Then you'll be able to genuinely question the Christian God.

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>>85724618
>haha fuck blonde people you're UGLY
>wh-why don't you want to worship my dead Jew?? Fucking fedoras!
Calling you pathetic would be a compliment.

>>85724579
Its only talking about creation of things though. I'd take it to mean he would be there at the inception of the framework of our universe and everything within it was his work

>>85724742
erm... sweetie... x

>>85724778
giving up that easy, are you?

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>>85724984
Don't bait him. He'll just shitpost further, making it seem like the dialogue hasn't ended.

>>85724984
wtf u convinced me that God exists

>>85724742
>Magic transcend science.

IDK if you are a troll or stupid. By your logic vampires exist, witches, dragons, angels, demons all that supernatural stuff. Yet why don't we see it in this modern age?

>>85725042
>that pic
Top kek

>>85725042
>unpayed disciple
Such a high quality meme does not deserve a single typo. Also, Pilate was innocent.

>>85725048
Remember anon you can drink and drive. If god doesn't want people to get hit by your car. He would move them out of the way.

>>85725042
>Pilate looked like CIA
pls make this a thing
someone call Aiden Gillen

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>>85725052
That's not at all what I'm saying. Most of those are archetypes. They're symbols we use in stories to get across higher concepts.
Regarding demons, since your perception of them in the Christian sense is muddled by memes of modernity, you should go read what Socrates and Plato had to say about daemons.

I'd continue, but it's time for me to go. Life calls.

>people ITT unironically think God isn't real

>>85725392
Sad!

>>85723599
Then he sure as fuck isn't YHVH.

>>85725392
Shadilay kekistani

>>85723956
Basically you aren't just a meat robot controlled by a squish computer called a brain, you actually have some nebulous magic force and that means when you die you get to go to the magical sky city where there's clouds and nothing sucks and it's forever because the idea of not being around forever is scary :(

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>>85725392
yeah dude free kekistan and praise christ! libtards btfo

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>>85724674
Hey now, I'm not comitting to anything alright. Just sick of spoiled brats sputing off on things they don't know about (except that the people RUNNING things are corrupt fucks tht have used whats supposed to be a general rule book for life, for allll sorts of evil. Because spoiled brats. But it's easy to see, and call out, the negativity in life.)
Can't we all agree to be excellent to each other?

>>85725392
Yeah. Idiots. Only an idiot would think God is a fabrication. GOD IS GREAT! GOD IS GREAT! BURN ALL INFIDELS IN HOLY FIRE!

oh, whoops, sorry, did you think I was talking about your version of god?

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>>85724130
Post the real one bro

>>85724245
there are entire branches of mathematics dedicated to studying infinity.

your entire premise is false

>>85725525
>>85725594
>>85725682
>still no argument against God's existence

>>85726407
scroll up

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>>85726407
>brainlet can't grasp burden of proof

>>85719238
>god dont real

you expect to argue against the existence of god but you cant even form english sentences. what a fucking moron you are.

>>85718342
>we control the government and make up an overwhelming majority of the population
>but we're being victimized by evil atheists!

>>85723708
Because he also likes burgers.

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>>85726462
>brainlet still thinks God isn't real and the universe created itself

>>85720312
WTF, I love the virgin Mary now!!!!?

>>85726826
>brainlet still believes god is real and created himself

>>85722766
If anyone here really were religious in any capacity, they would not visit a pit of debauchery and degradation like this. Pretending to be Christian to troll people is an trolling technique as old as this web-sights

>>85726826
prove it

>>85724130
how did you get my photo?

>>85722986
Joke's on you, that's a doctored NASA CGI pic. There is no North pole, there's like a wall of ice surrounding the continents.

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I used to think that when the internet got big Christianity and Islam and all this other retarded mythical bullshit would disappear. I figured, if everyone had all the information they needed, they would realize that the crap their parents poured into their head as children was nonsense, and the world would figure out how to exist without all this silly superstition.

I really overestimated you guys.

>>85726826
>the universe created itself

Of course it did. Scientists have already answered that question, asking what happened before the big bang is like asking what's north of the north pole.

>>85723360
Why do Christians start preaching threads on a television board? How stupid do you need to be?

>>85725978
Me on the center.