Name as many characters as you can.

JYN
BAZE/CHIRRUT
CASSIAN
GALEN?
K2-SO
KRENNIC
BODHI

>>85711242
Castian Andor
Director Krennic
Jyn Erso
K2SO
Saw Guerrera
Chirrut Imwe or however you spell it

Those are the only one's I can off the top of my head

jyn erso
K-2SO
baze
dork vader
chirrut
krennic
ghost dog
rook
galen
bail

Only one I remember is the robot.

>>85711242
Krennic
Jyn
Andor (?)
Darth Vader
Tarkin
Donnie Yen

play star wars force arena and you will know all the characters guarantee

>>85711242
I can't name any of them tbqh

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>>85711242
Jyn Erso
Galen Erso
Cassian Andor
Orson Krennic
Chirrut
Baze
Bodhi
Saw Gerrera

>>85711242
Chinese ninja, Darth Vader

>>85711242
there were characters?

>>85711242
felicity jones
robot
mexican
arab
donnie yen
heavy

Erm, Death Star.

Grand Muff Tarkin
Director Craig
Mon Mothra
Bar Gullet

>>85711242
jim irsay
mexican moon
kay two sew
anakin skywalker
cgi tarkin


that's all i got

Strong Gurl hero
Random soon to be dead
Black Robot
Darth Vader

>>85711242
Mon Mothma
Tarkin
Darth Vader
Porkins

stupid sexy Felicity

Captain Mexican
Jedi Zatoichi
Space Don King
Peter Cushing revenant
Eskimo looking guy
Robot

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>>85711242
Jyn Erso
K-2SO
Cassian Andor
Chirrut Imwe
Baze Malbus(sp?)
Bodhi Rook
Saw Gerrera
Orson Krennic
What do I win?

Darth Vader
General Tarkin
Meme robot
Gandhi

>>85711443
correct answer

>>85711242
Jyn Erso
Darth Vader
Moff Tarkin
Princes Leia
the K2 robot
thats all i know, they all had weird names

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>Rey gets BLACKED
>/pol/ freaks the fuck out

>Jyn gets BEANED
>nobody cares

the ummm
that one guy with the uh...
the uhh
hmm...

Darth Vader

This felt like a made-for-tv ABC family movie with star wars reference

>>85715232
Neither happens, frog cuck.

>>85715232
All they do is embrace each other in death, not even a kiss.

>>85711242
The non-white guy and the white woman.

Ha! I just named 90% of the characters!

Robot Kun
IP Man
Uhhhh

>>85715232
One movie was super shit and the other movie was ok

>>85711242
just watched this on netflix.

what a steaming pile of shit. only good parts were blatant pandering plus mads and ben mendohlsons performance

>>85711242
Only one I remember is Jyn and that's only because I saw a fucking pop vinyl figure in a gamestop a week ago

>>85711242
>spic
>mixed
>mongoloid
>chink
>sand nigger x 2
>kike
>robot
>evil whiteys x 10000

>>85715852
>>>/pol/

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>>85715922

>>85715812
What did you go to buy?

>>85711242
Jym
Caseanandor
Chimmit Immit
Maz
K2-D2
Orson Krennic
Boody Rocken

>>85716006
>blatantly racist
>pretending /pol/ isn't also blatantly racist
t. newfag trying to fit in

>>85715852
This.

Fucking pathetic multicultural garbage. Fuck Star Wars and its faggoty beta permavirgin fans.

>>85715232
Jyn died as virgin

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>>85715922
Boo

>>85715812
>haha video games bro xD ebic lol
Seriously, if you're 18+ and still play children's games, it's time to grow the fuck up already.

>>85711242
Jyn
Krennic
Jyns dad
Vader
Tarkin
Motley crew of brave multicultural rebels
Evil patriarchal white male empire

>>85711242
Juan, the robot, the other robots, Rogue from xmen.

>>85716127
>misquoting to push a narrative
>getting this upset at people enjoying other forms of media
>doing this song and dance in a Star Wars thread
my fucking sides

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>>85716079
No she wasn't virgin

>>85716511
nobody cares about your fan fiction. she died with an intact hymen.

>>85711242
Galen Erso.
Krennic?

I only watched Mads' parts, so whatever.

>>85716206
>bro dude, video games aren't for kids, it's just a different form of media
>dude, it isnt child porn, it's just a different form of porn, stop trying to force your lifestyle on me bro

>>85711242
Rey
Saul Goodman
Jackie Chan
C3PO
Darth Vader

Jyn is the only one I remember even after reading this thread. What a forgettable piece of shit

>>85716623
its canon.
Rebel Rising by Beth Revis
i know its written very lame.

>>85716744
>comparing video games to child porn
(You)'re trying too hard at this point, my man

you people are sad sacks.
This movie was reddit-tier garbage.

Robot
Fujitora-ripoff
CGI Tarkin(actually very well done)

>>85711242
Vader
Tarkin
Leia
lots of dead rebel scum, including main protagonist among them

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>>85716623
>fan fiction

>>85717581
>spamming your shitty video in Star Wars threads
(You) and RLMfags need to kill yourselves

>>85717599
>I rebel... rising
Bravo Disney.

>>85717871
Who are you quoting??

I legit dont remeber any. Not even the main characters name.

I remmeber I saw R2D2 in there.

>>85711242
Rabbitface.
Paco.
Hong-fu.
Machinegun guy.
Ahmed.
Director Kermit.

>>85717599
Wtf? When does this take place?

>>85718120
Right after Saw picks Jyn up as a kid and before she was in prison.

>>85716065
>connecting obscure dots
shut up, faggot

>>85711242
Eso and that's pretty much it.

>>85716010
I was just browsing really, looking at DS's stuff like that

>>85716127
>haha he said gamestop oh my fucking god he must be a fucking 34 year old cuck
Seriously, if you're 18+ and still get this mad about nothing, it's time to grow the fuck up already.

>>85716206
>Projecting his own pedophilic values this hard

>>85718998
Watch out, he might call you a pedo for playing video games!

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>>85711242

>implying I can name any of the disney-era characters even from the so called sequel tilogy

>>85711242
R2 D2
C3PO
Darth Vader
Luke
Kenobi Wan

>>85711242
jyn
mads mikkelsen
quip bot
force(d) meme quy
big ass nigga with cancer
evil white guy

>>85717581
Does Mike make these?

Sick jap
Qt pie
Big man
Black robot

rview, first billed only:
Felicity Jones Felicity Jones ...
Jyn Erso
Diego Luna Diego Luna ...
Cassian Andor
Alan Tudyk Alan Tudyk ...
K-2SO
Donnie Yen Donnie Yen ...
Chirrut Îmwe
Wen Jiang Wen Jiang ...
Baze Malbus
Ben Mendelsohn Ben Mendelsohn ...
Orson Krennic
Guy Henry Guy Henry ...
Governor Tarkin
Forest Whitaker Forest Whitaker ...
Saw Gerrera
Riz Ahmed Riz Ahmed ...
Bodhi Rook
Mads Mikkelsen Mads Mikkelsen ...
Galen Erso
Jimmy Smits Jimmy Smits ...
Bail Organa
Alistair Petrie Alistair Petrie ...
General Draven
Genevieve O'Reilly Genevieve O'Reilly ...
Mon Mothma
Ben Daniels Ben Daniels ...
General Merrick
Paul Kasey Paul Kasey ...
Admiral Raddus

>>85711242

>Make a movie that fills a gap between two others movies in which barely any of the characters are mentioned.

They were forced to make CGI Moff Tarkin and kill off the rest from the film. It was a retarded idea but a brilliant money spinner.

>>85711242
Kyle Katarn the man who actually stole the plans

Now describe the characters without saying what they look like, what kind of costume they wore or what their profession or role in the movie was.

>>85711242
>Gin
>blind asian guy
>funny asian guy
>mexican
>guy in warhammer suit
>knock off c3po
>leia
>vader

>>85711242
Black stormstrooper
White stormstrooper

Never seen a Star Wars movie here:

Luke Skywalker
Darth Vader
Count Doku
Yoda
Anakin
Rey

Rogue
Mememam
Jack

>>85711242
>have a series with bad writing and shitty plotholes
>make a movie just to cover only one plothole
was it really necessary? Everybody inferred what happened without needing a movie about it. It's not like this was the only case of horrible writing in the series. Somehow even this predictable boring movie was better than watching "not black enough" boyega and the desert lesbian mary suing their way to victory by being terrible at everything.

>>85720566
Not canon

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>>85711242
This sexy motherfucker.

>>85711242
hot chick
blind jedi
cooky robot
hitler type guy
super duper energy shield

>>85711242

Jin Oorso
Saul Gurerra
Bor Gullet

That's legit all I remember without looking it up.

>>85715232

I mean I didn't like it because every single white male character in the film was a villain, and all the good guys were not. Not because of Jyn getting culturally enriched by some Mexican.

Hannibal
One-legged black man
domo arigato mr roboto

>>85711242
Chink
Chong
Girl
Guido
Roomba 9000
The pope
And the dark knight

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>>85711242
Rich Evans
Mike Stolkasa
Jay Bauman

Grand moff torino
Darth vader
K2 S2?
That wonky-eyed jig with the fucked up fro.

Cassian... uhhhhhh


Rey?

Rogue Juan the pilot.

>>85724632
Bald Jack
The Wizard
Max Landis
The fat comic book guy
Len kavavinsky

darth vader
luke skywalker
obiwan

>>85724766
kek2 kecks2

>>85724831
Jessie kankles
That small bitch that is cute as fuck

>Main character gurl
>Donne Yen
>Robot
>Donnie Yen friend with a blaster machine gun
>Empire pilot
>Respirator black man
>Edgy rebel spy

and Mon Mothma

>>85711242
the blind monk
the female lead
The love interest

>>85711242
Jyn

>>85724766
Underrated kek'd and checked

>>85724983
Kek

>>85711242
Dark Vader

terrorist baby midget

attack chopper gunner monkey

>>85711242

Thought the main character's name was Jayne.... Found out it was Jyn. That's all I remember about this forgettable piece of mediocrity.

>>85711242
Jyn Erso
Chirrut Imwe
Baze Malbus
Cassian Andor
Bodhi Rook
K2-SO
Director Krennic
Saw Gurrera
Admiral Raddus
Grand Moff Tarkin
Bail Organa
Darth Vader
Leia Organa
Galen Erso
Lyra Erso

Off the top of my head

Explain this to me, they kidnap whaternames dad because he's... an effective project manager?

he clearly didn't draw up the blueprints solo, they're building a planet. it's not his skills in drafting or 'science' at play here

he would essentially be the project lead for a construction project of an immense scope. he's the only one in the galaxy who can make sure everything is on track?

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>>85711242
op sux cox n dix

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>>85729480
More bunny

>>85729339
yep

Grand Moff Tarkin
Darth Vader

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>>85732226
;_;

>>85729339
Yes.

In a movie that's called a director.

BLIND ASIAN GUY
ASIAN GUY WITH MACHINE GUN
BUNNY FACE
"I'VE PAID YOU SMALL FORTUNE" GUY
MUSLIM GUY
ETHNIC LOVE INTEREST GUY
MADS
FOREST WHITAKER
(old characters)
VADER
CGI HEAD TARKIN
CGI HEAD LEIA
R2-D2 AND C-3PO (for like 4 seconds)
MON MOTHMA

>>85724178
Krennic wasn't the good guy but he was /ourguy/

>>85729339
He's the only person on the galaxy who can control to Power of the Kyber Crystals that are needed to Power the weapon of the death star.
Other scientists understand how to use them, but they can't replicate his work, which is why Krennic needed him.
Krennic did try to not use Galen, but even in the beginning, Krennic said work stopped which wasn't a lie and needed Galen there personally to make sure the work is correct.

Mon Mothra
Better Call Saul Guerrera
Gin Erso
Cassian Endor
Quipbot

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Whats next for /ourgal/?

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>>85732520
She's got two leads roles planned already.
Swan Lake movie or something and the other is about a Jewish woman who became Supreme Justice.
I been paying attention all year for her next projects.

>>85718120
Before the movie ends obviously.

Leia
Tarkin
Forrest Whitiker...Whitokar....Whitakir...
Shit
>help pls

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>>85732589
I hope she wins all the awards for her jewish judge movie

>>85711242
Bingo Barpur
Indo Tanesh
Keek Topson
D-29 4000
Kart Ninto

Darth Vader
Princess Leia

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reminder: there was nothing this cool or well-done in a 3 movie trilogy about Darth Vader.

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>>85734734
Let's hope so.

>>85717599
There are people who waste their time reading this shit, jesus christ.

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>>85736822
It's an interesting read if you want to know about Jyn's life before the movie takes place.
Not like a novel takes much time to read when I'm reading everyday on an imageboard anyway.

>>85711242
Jyn Erso
Galen Erso
Cassian Andor
K2-SO
Orson Krennic
Chirrut Imwe
Baze
Saw Guerrera

only major character whose name i cant remember is the pilot

Bucktooth whore
Greasy beaner
Scheming chinaman
Hairy chinaman
Sandnigger
C3po but with quips

>>85735340
>a 3 movie trilogy about Darth Vader.

What are you talking about? The prequels were about Anakin, not Vader. Or are you talking about the OT?

>>85711242
Darth Vader.

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>>85711242
Best bot coming through.

>>85711242

the main chick
her dad
the cripple criminal guy
the asian dude
the samoan dude
the robot
the love interest
the dude from a new hope
the antagonist

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>>85736597
>The prequels were about Anakin, not Vader.
ALMOST

LIKE

THATS

THE

FUCKING

PROBLEM

Its now on Netflix but I only saw the good part online where Darth Vader attacks. Should I bother to watch the rest?

>>85711242
Darth Vader
Tarkin
Uhm...rebel girl, robot and Ghost Dog

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>remembering names of terribly written characters when they all die by the end

>>85738982
No, but it's better than the prequals, in that it isn't directed like a video game cutscene from the late 90's.

>>85711242

this is probably as bad as the emoji movie

modern starwars is literally worse than prequels

>>85738982
The darth vader clip is the only enjoyable part of the entire movie

prettiest disney princess the thread

>>85738982

Watch the clips with Vader and Tarkin, you can ignore the rest.

>>85734734
Well of course she will, how could that not win everything?

>>85738931
MEANT FOR
>>85738757

>>85711242

girl
girl's dad
mussie pilot
commander guy
blind azn
heavy weapons azn
comic relief droid
darth vader
evil whitey imperial officer
shitty cgi leia
shitty cgi tarkin

>>85711242
jolee bindo

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>>85737161
>read all of asoiaf in a fortnight a few years ago so it'd stop ruining my shitposting
>read The Martian in about the amount of time it took to watch it
>get triggered when the only easily searchable instructions for how to do something is a youtube
video
all this reading
and all these memes
archived
like shit in a banana peel

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>>85711242
forgettable woman
dead beaner
ching
chong
le robutt
sandnigger
OZZYMAN
The Last King of Scotland
CGI tall guy
Assisted breathing baddie
EVIL YPPL

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>>85741520
oh yeah some danish faggot and also a cgi dead lady lel what kino

>>85711242
Jyn Waifu
Not-Kyle Katarn
Robro
blind Jediboo
his friend with the gun
evil white suit guy
Vader

Jyn
Robot man who's all sarcastic like
Evil imperial man
Jyn's daddy
bearded bore
blind man and his buddy
Some pilot dude

pumba babu, basil oregano, calzone endor

smorf
reggie
skrok
humm drazzler
QT-P2t
and introducing
Boop Scummy as Cuck Fuckschvantz

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>>85742370
>Cuck Fuckschvantz

>>85711242
carvee bubilsnee
esla gordyna
ruion fighata
epilso stubada
ikra logpobo
ubis trabsida
brok brok

>>85712166
ratfu

>>85711242
Mary Sue
Boyfriend
Gun guy
Token Asian
Only funny character robot
Director krennick

>>85715705
overrated on rotten tomatoes

Smee
Maimen
Dr. Pavelheer
Button Lee
"Fast Owen" Tattaq
Gitstus Taeion
Maier Kraft
Hugh Pediéu
Tughrab di Qatar
Paul Vil

>>85711420
Wair, who the fuck was Baze?

>>85732320
DELETE

qt, darth vader, oscar isaac, roboreddit quipbot, krennic, darth vader's oldman servant, moth tarkin, CGI Leia

>>85743373
Button Lee best character