How the fuck do you age this much in 18 years?

Tattoowine is a huge shithole that is canon televised to the rest of the galaxy to show off how much better they have it than those dumb faggots living on tattooiine.

desert climate

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>>85710985
Sunshine, UV rays and sandstorms.

Australians age terribly.

>>85710985
It's just a movie, and these actors aren't actually the same.

>>85710985

Have you ever seen abos? Being in the desert fucks your skin up hard.

>>85710985
Who the fuck would choose to be a moisture farmer on Tatooine? Are you telling me these hicks can't afford two space tickets between them to the next habitable planet over?

>>85710985
At least they got actors that actually look like younger versions of them.

>>85710985
Because those aren't the same actors.

That's Bonnie Piesse and Joel Edgerton ontop
Below is Shelagh Fraser and Phil Brown.

>>85710985
progeria

>>85710985
Have you ever tried raising someone with Skywalker blood? Shmi's parents sold her into slavery, Anakin was a nightmare, Luke was a whiny bitch, Leia's planet welcomed the sweet release of death, and Ben writes bad poetry while listening to Siouxsie and the Banshees on a loop.

>>85711517
Point is, it's hard to raise a Skywalker. It makes you age and die.

>>85710985
They live in a desert, surrounded by rape aliens.

>>85710985
It was the will of the force

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>>85711218
>nearest habitable planet is Geonosis, another desert shithole
LMAO

>>85711718
Wait, in Phantom Menace, how'd they end up in Tatooine when they were going to Coruscant from Naboo? Tatooine isn't on the way. Makes more sense if they stopper on Malastare or Hosnian Prime or Corellia.

>>85711091
No Harley stop ruining yourself

>>85711965
it wasn't controlled by the Trade Federation

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>>85710985
Op lives a sheltered life.

>>85712048
Nah, Beru goes from like 18 to 58

>>85710985
Because there is TWO SUNS? How do people miss this fact which explains their skin aging so fast.

>>85712048
Are you blind? The Afghan girl doesn't even have any wrinkles 17 years later, she just got fatter and hairier.

>>85712048
>first photo is oversaturated af second photo is undersaturated

>>85710985
Sand.

Why do people even land on shitholes like Tatooine when there are golden worlds like Endor, inhabited by primitive teddy bears?
Why woult people waste away on some desert shithole?

>>85712048
That's a hairy forehead good christ almighty

>>85710985
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Hot climate makes you age faster. This woman had half of her face next to a window for 30 years and this happened

>>85710985
I always forget that young uncle owen was fuckin Joel Edgerton

>>85717944
wtf I hate the sun now!

blue milk

>>85717944
fucking dumb bitch

really makes you think

>>85710985
Time dilation?

>>85712048
Beru and Owen didn't turn into Wookiees

>>85711218
>Space tickets
kek

>>85710985
American diet.

>>85711257
subtle kek

>>85710985
Maybe a year in Tatooine has different duration than a year on earth.

>>85711091
she was so hot in wolf and that was only 5 years ago

>>85710985
Sand. It's coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere.