How do you guys get around your theaters no singles policy?

i dont give my money to hollywood anyways

I pay for an escort for every theater going experience I have. Usually the women are pretty professional about the whole thing, but there have been a few that seemed so uncomfortable that the whole experience was super awkward.

Why would you ever go to a cinema with other people? You're not supposed to talk during the movie so why would you take other people with you?

>>85710781
I'm fatter than two average weight people

I talk my anvil with me

>>85710935
To discuss the movie dork duh

>>85710781
I pay the next door midget girl and since she fits in my lap I can just pay for 1 seat.
Comes to about the same price of 2 tickets.

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>>85710960
Can confirm, this works.

>>85710781
by going with my mom

go on penis inspection day, there is always a singles policy exemption, since the repeal of prohibition

I don't.

>>85710781
I have a girlfriend.

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>>85710781
I go to the movies at the most 2 or 3 times a year. Most of the time I'd rather just wait and watch it at home. Most of Hollywood's films are garbage tier anyway. Who gives a shit about superhero movies and liberal propaganda?

>>85710935
>You're not supposed to talk during the movie

What the fuck prison camp movie theater do you go to?

>>85710904
That's doing it wrong, you pay real girls with movies and food so they suck you.

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>>85714140
sure you do

>>85714591
Don't most of you guys have girlfriends? What's the big deal?

>>85710781
>carry an extra jacket
>tip double to the ticket vendor for my "friend" in the bathroom
>tip double to the bathroom attendent for my friend at concessions
>tip double to the concessions attendant for my "friend" in the arcade, double the candy order
>tip the arcade change man double for my "friend" who is entering the theater
>tip the usher double for my "friend" that is in the showers.....
And so forth, just keep your story in check and you will be fine