ITT: movies with a retarded plot

>>85703481
The one based on your life.

>>85703517
real original

>>85703481
>expected to believe ice can cut through steel

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>>85704668
>real original

lmao
>Ship is not an icebreaker
>Crashes against a giant solid brick of ice
>The ship is thorn appart

IMPOSSIBRUH!!

>>85704636
Well technically his story would be original to everyone else's

>>85704668
the points were the steel was connected to the other steel was damaged so hard that water came in.

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pic related was fucking retarded

>bruh there is only 1 radio on the ISS

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this also fucking retarded

>>85705395
>>85705125
Have you faggots ever taken a toy boat and bumped it into a large ice cube in the water? It doesn't even fucking register, now scale that up to a ship the size of titanic and made of even stronger materials and the narrative of an "iceberg" puncturing a massive iron ship becomes utterly destroyed

>>85705367
Not really, not many people have extraordinary lives.

>>85705533
the titanic was 50.000 tons heavy, travelling at 21 knots and ramming an iceberg that could have been up to 200.000 metric tons.
the steel itself didn't break but the individual steel sheets got deformed.

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another retarded movie coming through

Primer
Split

>>85705533
Your toy fucking boat isn't to scale. It would be incredibly fragile if it was.

But this is obviously bait, I hope.

>>85705589
It would still be original, boring but original

>>85704668
only jet fuel is hot enough

>>85705708
It's for adults and not for kids that's why.

>>85704668
It wasn't any ice, it was an (((iceBERG)))

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>>85705533

I don't think that you realise how much ramming force a Liner going full speed has

>We could see our escort zig-zagging in front of us - it was common for the ships and cruisers to zig-zag to confuse the U-boats. In this particular case however the escort was very, very close to us.

>I said to my mate "You know she's zig-zigging all over the place in front of us, I'm sure we're going to hit her."
>And sure enough, the Queen Mary sliced the cruiser in two like a piece of butter, straight through the six-inch armoured plating.
>—Alfred Johnson, eye witness, BBC: "HMS Curacao Tragedy"

>sliced the cruiser in two like a piece of butter, straight through the six-inch armoured plating