whats the most jackassian thing youve done?

oh man, you don't wanna know

rape

Oh, I guess you already knew

I've vomited a couple of times

Killed a child

I wasn't a dumb enough kid to actually do the shit they did.

MOM'S

cocaine

>>85694884
Airsoft fights with no protection. Really a wonder how we didn't get too hurt.

When I was a kid, my friend's and I would all take turns riding around in a barrel that was being pushed by a 4-wheeler.

>>85695809
literally everykid with an airsoft did that. I once got hit by a bullet 2mm away from my eye

>>85695771
AGAINST

>>85697445
DRUNK

>>85697467
DRIVING

>>85697481
Aww thanks mom.

>>85694884
drove drunk and survived

Shoved a toy car up me bum.

>>85695762
pussy

had homosexual premartial sex, married the man and adopted a child with him

no homo

>>85698738
That sounds pretty homo you fag

>>85698941
>having a good job, a loving family, a son and a husband is gay
hello cuckboi

Went hillhopping in my friends shitty mustang while we were both drugged up and drunk. Probably did this like every weekend

>>85694884
I jumped out of a car at 30 mph into pure asphalt when I was blackout drunk because I had to vomit
my entire body ached the day after and my buddy told me what happened

>>85694884
I watched jackass.

>>85694884
When I was younger, me and my friends would fuck our asses until they bled XD

>>85699279
Scars?

>>85699732
on my knees, elbows and some on my back
I had some seriously ugly bruises but they went away

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