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How do you hold a lightsaber again?

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I don't care I just want her to bite my dick ok?
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>>85694484
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>>85694484
Looks straight from some anime if ask me.
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The kids have had a fairly long enough time to get used to it
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>>85694484
How do you appeal to the chinese market again?
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>>85694484
Well considering Mary Sue will fight at least 3 knights of ren at a time, she'll probably use a double edged sword and will show more mastery than Darth Maul, because vagina.
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>icepick grip with a sword
>not useless
This Hollywood meme needs to end NOW. Kill the "armor doesn't matter" meme while you're at it.
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>>85694484
She does look kind of hot here to be honest
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>>85697921

The new hair is much, much better. Whoever's idea it was to take a pretty girl with a big skull and pull her hair back like a chav was a retard.
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>>85694484
It's called chinese gripping it
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>>85694484
You grab it by the glowy part, duh.
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What kinda armor protects against lightsaber?
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>>85698485
Kortosis. Energy shields. I think the vong had some carapaces that could resist it. power/vibro weapons can also deflect light sabers.
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>>85698485
Regular lightsabers or Rey's lightsaber?
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>>85698485
cloth
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>>85699513
Nothing protects against Rey's lightsaber.
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>>85697884
it's not a sword. the problem with that grip on a real sword is you don't have any power behind it. with a sword that can cut through anything you don't have that problem.

It's still stupid though because the OT established that these things are supposed to weigh like claymores or something and that only trained knights in the force are able to use them like they weigh nothing.
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>>85694484
InB4 not canon.
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>>85702635
Picture itself even if canon makes no fucking sense.

>Revan and Malak
>Malak Jaw is intact
>Revan and Malak get in a fight, Revan cuts off Malak's little bitch jaw.

Why does malak have the jaw mask in his pic? By the time he had the jaw mask he and Revan wanted to fucking murder each other, not fight beside each other.
This is too damn common in Kotor art.
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>>85702635
Revan was the first Star wars Mary Sue
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>>85702635
x2
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>>85702759
It was an in game loading screen, so take it up with BioWare, m8.
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>>85694484
forget it, star wars is for girls now

you go like something else, you faggy nerd
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>>85702918
Kotor isnt canon though. Swkotor is.
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>>85702816
No that would be Boba Fett.
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>>85703158
>Gets killed by a blind guy
>Mary Sue
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>>85698485
high ground
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>>85700150
Specially if you're a man
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>>85703158
Boba is a jobber not a mary sue
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>>85695890
>>85696815
How come during The Clone Wars, all of sudden Ahsoka has new clothes and TWO lightsabers?
How does the Jedi Order go about issuing a new saber for a Jedi Knight, let alone a Padawan?
And why's it so small compared to her other lightsaber?
All of sudden she has two and no one talks about it.
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Lets be honest, at this point you'll find literally any reason to shit on Daisey Ridley's character.
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>>85705221
>How does the Jedi Order go about issuing a new saber
They don't hand out lightsabers, moron
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its a fucking laser sword you can wield it however you want because all the weight is in the handle
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>>85694484
>>85695890

How is this not the most dangerous way to hold a lightsaber? All it has to do is just graze your shoulder and you've severed a few ligaments.
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>>85705275
But they go through a process to obtaining it.
Finding the kyber crystal and assembling the lightsaber.
Do they have to do it again for a second one?
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a cute tho
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>>85705369
yes, they have to build another one, how was this not obvious to you?
Before the Death Star program, kyber crystals weren't hard to come by
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>>85698485
CORTOSIS WEAVE
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>>85705255
Let's be honest, there is no shortage of reasons.
Remember how Hayden Christenssen got trashed? Why should be spare an actress that is doing far worse. I mean these wide eye stares are embarrassing.
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>>85705314
that's why they train
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>>85702759
Revan didn't want to kill him, if he did he would have just done so.

The real problem with that pic is that Revan is taller than fucking Malak, a 6'7 guy who towers over the rest of the characters.
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>>85694484
This is worse than a characters holding a dagger point down
Holding it that way it removes a lot of range and how strong you can thrust it. Dumb trope from Halloween
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>>85702816
No, that's Luke. Kyle Katarn if we're talking about the games strictly.
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>>85706564
how is Luke a self insert for George Lucas?
Rey is clearly a self insert for Kathleen Kennedy, that's what makes her a Mary Sue
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>no promotional pictures of Boyega yet
Is Disney racist?
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>>85704869
Yeah fett is more of a background character, doing less than the wampa did in ESB
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>>85706603
Inserting his own personality into a character is absolutely normal. Making that character a power fantasy is making a Mary Sue. Rey is clearly the idealized version of a female for Kathleen Kennedy. Thin , white, sophisticated accent, and stronk in every way.
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>>85706612
Yes there is, dollface.
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>>85706603
That's not what Mary Sue means.
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>>85707010
it literally is, a Mary Sue is an idealized self insert of the author
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>>85704869
>>85705027
>>85706859
He's referring to the EU where Fett is in fact a Mary Sue.

Worst part of these new movies is you have people coming into these threads who only saw the OT and think that means they're the experts on the intricacies of these characters. Fuck Disney and fuck you.
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>>85707010
How can you think Luke is some powerful character that everybody liked? Everybody in the first film always doubted him, thought he was a dick head and he was saved many times.
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>>85707153
He still accomplished feats no one else could have with barely any training (blowing up the Death Star and defeating the greatest Jedi killer in history in a duel) simply because he was naturally super gifted with the Force.
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>>85707263
>with barely any training
he trained with Obi Wan for weeks on the Falcon
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>>85707263
That doesn't make him a Gary Stu you know, learn what the term means first.
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>>85707335
>weeks
Are you retarded? It doesn't take weeks to space travel. This is Star Wars, not Alien.

>>85707336
>an idealized and seemingly perfect fictional character. Often this character is recognized as an author insert or wish fulfillment.

Souns like Luke to me.
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>>85707405
Luke wasn't perfect nor was he a self insert for George Lucas, you've failed completely, I recommend suicide
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>>85707263
He wasn't super gifted he just used a little bit of force after an entire movie arc about learning about it. A shot that he wouldn't even have made without Han Solo and Obi wan.
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>>85707405
>an idealized and seemingly perfect fictional characte
Try watching A New Hope again?
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>>85707483
>handsome
>great pilot
>good mechanic
>Force prodigy
>morally incorruptable
>natural duelist

He is the Superman of Star Wars.

>>85707491
Yes, he was. His power levels were a plot point, dumbass.
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>>85707552
You mean that movie where Luke nukes the Death Star on his first ever time flying in a space battle and saves the entire rebellion? That thing he did only because he had a connection to the Force that no other pilot had? That movie?
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>>85706564
>No, that's Luke.

You mean Luke that got raped by sand people, beaten up in the bar, had a chick save his ass, had Han save his ass, and did a one in a million shot with the help of the Force and Kenobi? He was also a whiny kid that you hate.

It took a long time for him to develop, and right at the end, he fails (he fails in ESB and ROTJ).
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>>85707569
>Force prodigy
He's the son of Anakin Skywalker and was trained by two Jedi masters
>morally incorruptable
Did you even watch ESB?
>natural duelist
he lost his first duel and got his arm cut off you fucking retard.

I don't think you've actually ever watched Star Wars
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>>85707642

He also gets shot down in TESB, crashes in TESB, fails his teacher in TESB; gets captured by Ewoks in ROTJ.
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>>85707651
>He's the son of Star Wars Jesus
>this is an argument of him not being a Mary Sue
lol
> and was trained by two Jedi masters
For a total of a week maybe. Regular Jedi had to go through over a decade of training just to get their asses beat by Vader.

>Did you even watch ESB?
Did you? He refused Vader's offer to rule the galaxy. He would rather die than fall to the Dark Side. He made a choice the Chosen One couldn't.

>he lost his first duel and got his arm cut off
Yeah, because he was fighting one of the greatest duelists in history in his first ever duel and he still managed to hold his own. That screams Mary Sue.

>I don't think you've actually ever watched Star Wars
Funny, considering you definitely haven't.
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>>85705314
the force
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>>85707822
you have absolutely no idea what Mary Sue means
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>>85707893
Concession accepted.
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>>85707925
you already lost from the start retard, Luke isn't a self insert for the creator and therefore not a Mary Sue.
Rey is a self insert for Kathleen Kennedy and therefore a Mary Sue.
What part is you're pea brain not able to process?
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>>85705369
>But they go through a process to obtaining it.
They don't need the jedi order for that.
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>>85707925

You don't and he's right.

Luke fails multiple times, is rescued multiple times, has many flaws and personality failings, and isn't liked by everyone.
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>>85708000
The part where you can't disprove any of my points.

He may or may not be a self-insert (debatable) but he is highly idealized and has few character flaws.
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>>85708018
>Luke fails multiple times, is rescued multiple times

So is Rey. So why is she a Mary Sue, but Luke isn't?
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>>85708094
>has few character flaws
except Yoda literally lists them all of when they first meet in ESB, more proof that you haven't actually seen the films.
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>>85708138
name a single time she's failed or was rescued, she was already escaping Starkiller when Finn finds her so no that doesn't count
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>>85702635
Never understood why Malak stuck with Revan after the man fucking mutilated him over one heated argument. Yeah, I know he betrays Revan soon after, but I'm always amazed that he didn't rebel immediately after having his jaw sliced off.
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>>85708138

Rey fixes all of the problems she gets herself into or the problems of others.

Her failures have no consequences because she fixes them.
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>>85694484
>le holding sword or knife upside down meme

I want reddit to die.
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>>85694645
This
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The people aruging that Rey isn't a bland mary sue are Disney shills. It's the same old bullshit arguments.
>ignores arguments to contrary
>YOU DIDNT DISPROVE MY POINTS, therefore Rey is a well written character
>/pol/ and men btfo

>>85694484
This is fucking stupid. So we know that a lightsaber is just holding a long straight line, you'd still need a form of momentum in the hilt to make sure the laser cuts accurately. And you'd need to swing the hilt in a way that doesn't tire your wrist. I'm not even getting into the whole "reduction of range and tremendous risk of cutting off your arm" shit

>we're going to be seeing daisy's dumbass face with that terrible hairstyle that exposes her fivehead
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>>85708195
She gets captured by Kylo and there's nothing she can do about it. Towards the end he knocks her out and she has to be saved by Finn. In fact, Finn almost dies defending her.
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>>85707619
Yeah the movie where he fails constantly, whines about everything all the time and only manages to make the impossible shot because Han Solo showed up to bail his ass at the last moment.

That movie.
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>>85708229
You and >>85702759 ought to have a chat.
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>>85708281

She escapes on her own.

Finn doesn't save her from Kylo. She saves herself and Finn.
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>>85708247
I am from /pol/, though. I'm just not bitter at women because I'm not a virgin and I don't live in a westcuck society where "men" allow women to walk all over them.

No wonder your women prefer niggers and arabs over you.
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>>85708281
>Towards the end he knocks her out and she has to be saved by Finn
that literally isn't what happened, Finn get's BTFO and Rey defeats a trained force user in her very first duel
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>>85708333
>She escapes on her own.
And where would she have gone if Finn and Han didn't come? The whole planet was a giant military base.

>She's KOed and at Kylo's mercy
>but Finn doesn't save her from Kylo

Ok.
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>>85705255
I don't mind her. Fuck what Helicopter Homicide Junior said about her being a "Mary Sue".
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>>85708365
Both things happen. She recovers while Finn fights Kylo. Ren being defeated is perfectly in character for him. He's supposed to be a try-hard loser.
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>>85708406
>And where would she have gone if Finn and Han didn't come?
probably used her infallible mind trick on a pilot to get them to taker her away
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>tfw no young Luke and aunt Beru shota cuck porn rule 34
I'm not asking for too much damn it!
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>>85708348
>from /pol/
Nigga you're a liar.
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>>85706612
His forehead is incredibly small.
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>>85708514
it matches the size of his brain
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>>85708501
No, I'm not. I hate gypsies, arabs, and niggers. I just don't hate women because I'm not a beta unable to get laid, and I don't see women in lead roles as threatening.

>>85708467
That's just speculation. Also, there was a shield so she couldn't leave even if she did that.
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>>85708534
So Rey's a genius then
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>>85708606
>That's just speculation
except she literally used that trick on a Stormtrooper in the film
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>>85708647

Doesn't mean they won't just shoot down a rogue TIE flying off without permission. Also, there was a fucking planetary shield.
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>>85708626
All Mary Sue's are geniuses so this checks out, yes.
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>>85708707
she would use her infallible mind trick on the guy on the radio and on the people trying to shoot her down.
Just admit that JJ wrote her character into a fucking corner you shill
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>>85708626
High forheads are a white European trait. You wouldn't understand.
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>>85708790
>ywn be too inteligant
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>>85708534
How can people deny race is a factor when shit like cranial size is so obvious and must play such a large role in determining intelligence?
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>>85708770
You can't use the Force like that and the guy on the radio wouldn't have the codes, only Phasma would.

Are you ready to admit you were wrong, faggot?
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>>85708873
>You can't use the Force like that
Like what? Over a distance?
Vader choked Admiral Ozzel over a fucking video feed retard
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>>85708933
Vader is literally the second most powerful guy in the galaxy and in the Top 10 most powerful Sith of all time.

Also, give me one instance of someone mindtricking another character over the fucking radio.
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>>85707822
no you really havent watched star wars.
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>>85709103
>no u

Great argument, kid.
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>>85709014
Sheev mind tricks everyone the entire time in the prequels, sometimes over the radio
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>>85709236
Oh, yeah? I'm sure you can post a scene where he does that then.

Also,
>comparing Rey to the most powerul Sith Lord in history
ebin
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>it's a Reyfag tries shitting on Luke in a failed attempt to shift the Sue label episode.
It's making me a bit nervous, really.
If this is the Disney party line, it signals a brutal character assassination on the horizon for Luke.
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>>85709297
Qui Gon says there is no logic in the Federation's move on Naboo, implying they are being manipulated by Sidious, who only ever contacts them over radio or hologram.
I'm sorry it wasn't all spelled out to you plainly like in your Marvel flicks
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>>85709359
>signals a brutal character assassination on the horizon for Luke.
Was abandoning the galaxy and his friends not character assassination?
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>>85709384
So because Qui-Gon was an idiot that means Sidious mind-controlled the entire leadership of the Federation?

Are you fucking serious or are you just a moron?
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>>85709442
>>85709359
Mark Hamill wanted Luke to turn to the Dark Side in RotJ, Lucas wouldn't let him because of toy sales and shit, so I wouldn't call it character assassination.
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>>85697921
Her mug is heavily CGI in that poster. She is ugly as fuck irl
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>>85709442
If it's because Luke got angry enough at the betrayal that he feared falling to the dark side, it would make sense to isolate himself, since Luke falling would be far more damaging to the galaxy then those two clowns running about.

If it ends up being that he just said Fuck It, I give up, then yeah it's a character assassination.
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>>85709483
>So because Qui-Gon was an idiot
nothing in the film implies he was ever wrong, it appears you've officially lost the argument.
I'll accept your unconditional surrender and or livestream suicide
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Rian Johnson is full of shit. Gwendoline Christie revealed that he consulted every character to write their backstory and took their opinion into account. However, Marka Hamill said he suggested hundred of possible storied for Luke but he was dismissed. This simple fact makes me think that guy is a moron.
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>>85709593
we already have Luke's backstory to be fair
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>>85709568
So you are retarded. The movie made it fucking obvious that the whole thing was a scheme to let Sheev become Chancellor.

How does it feel to be too stupid to understand a children's movie?
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>>85709667
>The movie made it fucking obvious that the whole thing was a scheme to let Sheev become Chancellor.

Yes and he achieves this by manipulating the Trade Viceroy via the force over the radio, you didn't disprove what I said
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>>85709737
If you make a claim, you have to prove it. So go ahead, prove that Sheev mind fucked them instead of just being a persuasive cunt like is shown to be in the other movies.
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>>85709864
>a fucking Sith Lord
>he never uses the force, he's just a good speaker
Mouse shills everyone.
Also Dooku says Sidious is essentially mind controlling the Senate in AOTC
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>>85708229
>>85702759
I dont know when that picture takes place, but
Revan maybe knew something that Malak wanted to learn or he was trying to gain favor with a Sith Lord. Sith bicker and fight but still will work together against the Jedi but are looking for a good opportunity to betray them. Sith act like a bunch of teen girls who will group up and hang out but are always looking to undermine each other to gain power but not necessarily outright eliminate their friends.
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>Sequel Trilogy already set for failure

Once Luke is dead the ship is sinking
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>>85709914
>he never uses the force
I never said that, idiot. The movies make it clear that Sidious is a great orator, he convinces the entire Senate to make him God Emperor without using the Force. He is just that fucking good.

>Also Dooku says Sidious is essentially mind controlling the Senate in AOTC
Lel, you mean when he was bullshitting Obi-Wan to turn him to the dark side? How naive are you?
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>>85710016
>Lel, you mean when he was bullshitting Obi-Wan to turn him to the dark side?
He wasn't bullshitting, he explains this in TCW which is canon
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>>85709914
Hell, his influence was enough to cloud the connection to the Force on the most powerful Jedi masters in history, mind controlling a bunch of simpletons in the Senate would've been child's play.
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>>85710058
>He wasn't bullshitting

He tried to convince him he wanted to destroy the Sith when he is one of the two remaining Sith Lords. Yeah, he was bullshitting.

>>85710067
If that was true he would have waltzed into the Senate and done it. No need for an election.
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>>85710067
The Plagueis, which is still canon, explained that he and Sidious did some crazy ritual that shifted the Force towards the dark side. The Force created Anakin as a response.

So it wasn't just Sidious that clouded the Jedi's vision.
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>>85709648
Really? You know how he ended up a recluse on an Island without telling anybody where he was?
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>>85696815
>cumming all over that orange skin, plump lips and lekku
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>>85711020
yes Han explains it in TFA, it's a dumb reason but it's still there
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>>85711068
So if TLJ doesn't explain any more than that Han Solo line, you'll be statisfied?
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>>85711208
not at all, I'm already unsatisfied and it isn't even out yet
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>>85708409
>helicopter homicide junior
What did he mean by this? Is it a Pinochet reference? Something about Trump? What do politicians have to do with bad writing or boring characters?
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>>85694645
>her
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>>85712255
Max Landis
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You can hold a lightsaber however you damn well please, because the people using them are more like wizards than knights. I'd be shocked if there wasn't at least one Jedi that telekinetically fought with lightsabers like Vergil's Summoned Swords.
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>>85698485
plot armor
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>>85712882
>he never played KOTOR 2
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>>85694645
BRBR
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>>85712882
Kotor 2 wants a word with you.
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>>85712930
>>85713001
You're goddamn right. I completely forgot.
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>>85712930
Not canon
>>85713001
Not canon
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>>85698485
Non virginity
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>>85713052
>muh canon
Disney shill detected
Meanwhile fucking Lightsaber helicopters are canon
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daily reminder that you're a sexist if you use the term Mary Sue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz3oSYB5XB4
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>>85709981
>Once Luke is dead the ship is sinking
The ship is already sinking. Even normalfags know Rey is a mary sue.
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>>85713131
Marxist made up words have no power anymore
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>>85713218
>implying normalfags even waste a thought on Rey

Everyone who cares enough will just watch it for Luke.

The last scene of TFA is like the only thing people remember. Besides Hans death but that only gets remembered for how fucking weak it was.

Nobody is saying: '' I want to watch this to see what Rey and Finn are doing!''
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>>85713371
>Nobody is saying: '' I want to watch this to see what Rey and Finn are doing!''
And this isn't already a sinking ship to you? Like you said, nobody gives a fuck about the characters outside of Luke, and I personally would throw in Leia because people want to know how the fuck they deal with Carrie dying, and Chewie because he's fucking Chewbacca. I dunno man, I think it's already a sinking ship.
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>>85711020
>>85711208
They're probably go over it briefly. They did show Luke watching a temple go on fire in the trailer with R2 and R2 isn't on the island.
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>>85713510
It is sinking.
But once Luke is dead the entire thing will be completely underwater.

Like you said:
TLJ will be Leias movie/Lukes movie/Chewies movie.
And Leia is already confirmed gone thanks to Fisher dying in real life. Luke has huge deathflags and nobody is going to keep caring about this for Chewie alone.
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>>85705314
Same way they avoid impaling themselves constantly even though there's no way to use your normal senses to tell where the actual blade is since it has no weight. The force bitch.
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>>85705314
They trained under Master Ar' Tyom.
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>>85713131
>it's sexist to call Rey a Mary Sue
>Everyone said the same thing about Luke

????
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>>85713371
TFA as a movie literally only exist to set up the sequel trilogy, Starkiller is an artificial climax to have a big battle near the end and Hans death only exist for shock value.

It gets really bad when you compare it to A New Hope or hell, even The Phantom Menace.

Both movies have their own self contained stories, with a few setups for the future movies. TFA is all set up, with an extremely thin story of its own
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>>85713510
Disney got even Chewbacca wrong. He was a fucking beast who was constantly fighting with han Solo, not a fucking house pet that was taking a seat back while Rey was flying the Falcon with Han. And when Han dies, he becomes co-pilot to Rey and wait next to the Falcon while she's goes on her journey. WTF.
According to leaks, he's now an idiotic animal who plays with porgs...
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>>85713632
>Chewie was the only OT character to be killed in the EU
>By the end of the Sequels he will be the only one alive
Fucking pottery man
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>>85700347
>OT established that these things are supposed to weigh like claymores or something and that only trained knights in the force are able to use them like they weigh nothing.
Interesting, sauce? They never mentioned that in the movies did they?
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>>85708872
>phrenology is makin a comeback!

kys kuk
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>>85713590
More crappy fashbacks. Mark already suggested that they won't give him a proper backstory, you'll have to buy novels and videogames.
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>>85695890
>all the mary sues use the same fighting stance
kino confirmed
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>>85713729
Yeah and its also a complete failure of a setup because it doesn't setup anything interesting.

>Snoke
Emperor again except more ugly and old looking
>Starkiller Base
Deathstar again because the movie needed some sort of climax
>X-Wing reskins
>AT-AT reskins
>Tie Fighter reskins
>some giant baby Vader wannabe with some poor people expecting him to become more interesting
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>>85713781
He was a Clone War veteran before that too, second in command to Tarfful, the fucking Chieftain of the Wookies.

I fucking hate Disney
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>>85713892
>does all that shit in the Clone Wars
>becomes a drug dealer in the original trilogy with Han
and people think TFA was retarded...
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>>85713882
>some poor people expecting him to become more interesting
Thats the sequels in a nutshell. I know several people all talking about some sorta payoff for all the setups in TFA
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>>85714072
>tell people why TFA is not a good movie
>''Dude just wait Rey and Kylo sure will develop and the entire thing is going to become a lot more epic''

Exactly.
I just don't see this going anywhere because that is how Disney make their movies.
You cannot conclude anything because that means writing out potential sequels for things that might sell well.

TFA does a halfassed setup for Episode 8/9
Episode 9 will of course be a halfassed conclusion for the sequel trilogy with it setting up the next trilogy while concluding the current one.
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>>85714267
The worst part is that they will watch TLJ and recognize it was awful but will still come back, because they need a conclusion, and TLJ probably ends up on a cliffhanger.
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>>85714379
Yes.
And after that with sequel trilogy two they will fall for the marketing hype train again because ''This time it will surely be better''
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>>85714451
This time they got a real script and real directors... In the interview, you can see the actors implying that TFA was dogshit and Rian Johnson is a better director. Yet these same fags were shilling for Force Awakens as a true kino
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>>85713800
Mark said that in an interview about ESB when he was doing the training, that he was supposed to act like they were big swords.
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