Simpsons jokes you never understood?

The name implies it's a small "mom and pop" shop that the local community should support, but it's a "subsidiary" (that is, a small part of a larger franchise) which is named "Global Dynamics Incorporated," implying that this is a gigantic mega-corporation that spans the Earth.

>>85691018
why are you asking a question?

if you don't understand it, how do you even know it's a joke? I don't get it

>D'oh!
What did Bart mean by this?

The hardware store was formerly known as Chuck & Sneed Hardware but had to be changed because it sounded suggestive.

>Formerly Chuck's

>>85691187
The fuck? Is this legit?

>>85691018
Are Mom and Pop the progenitors of Sneed and Chuck?

>>85691187
The joke is that Miss Hoover was formerly known as Chuck's Fuck and Suck but she changed it to something that sounded less suggestive.

>>85691249
formerly shelbyville

>>85691249

Formely Chucks

>>85691212
Yeah, she's really good at sucking/fucking like her ex husband chuck

>>85691249
The joke is that Springfield Heights IoT was formerly known as Springfield's Fuck and Suck Institute of Technology but they changed it to something that sounded less suggestive.

>>85691018
Sneed was CEO at Global Dynamics.

>>85691187
Miss Hoover is the sister of Sneed Chuck.

>>85691249
Sneed studied there.

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>>85691300
>Sneed studied there.

>we will never be able to have a serious simpsons jokes you never understood thread again

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>>85691419
Thank reddit and the 90s born queers.

>>85691249
Apu was getting his doctorate there and a possible acronym would be SHIT.

It's a reference to the indian street shitting meme.

>>85691763
holy shit i never understood this when i was a kid

>>85691763
>>85691780
I still don't

>>85691798
Is this meant to be a joke though, 10 minutes seems like right around average, maybe even too long for car sex.

>>85691820
Lisa hooked up with milhouse and feels weird wearing white because she isn't a virgin

>>85691077
?

>>85691849
>feels weird wearing white because she isn't a virgin
is this an american thing?

>>85691820
Brides wear white to signify purity or virginity or something. She's saying she lost her virginity to Milhouse.

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>>85691294
IDK why this shit joke is still so funny to me
/co/ has the worst fucking memes

>>85691899
i thought /tv/ invented it

>>85691832
IDK if you're fucking with us like everyone else in the thread, but the joke is more about the fact that his grand romantic gesture is going to have a quickie in the backseat and then returning to work

>>85691187
She was a relative of J Edgar Hoover, who was really good at sucking and fucking

>>85691922
I always associated it with /co/ and cow tools.

>>85692071
Damn I thought it meant because hoover vaccuums. Now I'm paranoid I have misinterpreted other jokes.

>>85691865
No.

>>85692169
Sammy's elegnat scoundrel? Whats the gag?

>>85692119
formerly
Sneed's

STAHP REFERENCING SNEED'S FUCK AND SUCK. IT'S BORING

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>>85692282
>>85691887
shit you are good at this

how?

>>85692200
>>85692169
the joke is that it looked like a shitty brothel and its rebranded as something elegant but it still likes like a shithole

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>>85692119

>>85692257
go fuck (and suck) yourself

Go back to Sneddit.

>>85692400
kek

>>85692423
underrated

>>85691134

Timing and context. Typically, you can sense a set-up, and you hear what you think could be a punchline to something, but it just sounds kind of awkward and you don't quite understand the emphasis on some of the words, implying you're missing something. If it's a comedy, that usually means there was a joke you didn't get.

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???

>>85692502
What's his endgame?

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???

>>85692558
To fuck and suck

>>85692502
>Le formerly chucks edit

Stop this reddit meme

>>85692558
To Feed (eat) and Seed (impregnate women)

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>>85692588
Somebody get this Chuckhead out of here

>>85692502
The picture that saved Simpsons threads.

>>85692588
?

Is it a reference to that nurse in kill bill?

>my name is chuck and i like to fuck

>>85692400
Can I /r a DO IT FOR HER edit?

>>85692661
(and suck)

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TELL ME ABOUT SNEED, WHY DOES HE FEED AND SEED?

>>85692570
Nobody who owns a Seed and Feed could be an evil man.

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Someone please make a Sneed and Chuck edit of this

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>>85692502
Worst. Meme. Ever.

>>85692763
Die you degenerate Barney fag

>>85692731
This is so funny.

Why can't I think of funny stuff like this?

>>85692731
Can someone post the rest of these like Flaming Scorpio's and The Monkees/frogurt? Shit cracks me up but I can't find them.

>>85692780
?

>>85692798
because you aren't funny?

>>85692302
the power of sneed compels him

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>>85691247
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>>85691294
>>85691300
>>85691487
>>85691887
>>85692400
>>85692570
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>>85692680
I can't believe this otherwise lackluster meme consistently drives me to tears.

Chuck is transgender

>>85693093
I never realized Sneed was a girl's name. It all makes sense now.

>>85691212
Yes, but then the camera zooms out and Bart says something along the lines of "Your apartment is really clean".

>>85693223
thats actually kinda funny

>>85693243
It is, its just sorta raunchy for the Simpsons

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>Call that a knife? THIS is a knife.
>That's not a knife, that's a spoon...
>Alright, alright. You win. Heh, I see you've played knifey-sneedy before.

>>85691187
>Now I see why they call you Miss Sneed.

>>85691861
"Mom and pop shop" means "tiny shop owned by a family"

But in that picture it's "Mom and pop - a subsidiary of a huge corporation"

>>85691820
Lisa had a fling with Millhouse out the back of the old "Feed and Seed" shack.

>>85693243

It's an obvious setup

>>85692075
Fucking cow tools.

>>85692570
amazing

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>>85693027
>What's your sex?
>male
>female
T R I G G E R E D

The Simpsons was way ahead of its time

>>85692502
>Formerly Cape Arbuckle

>>85691187
actually the scene keeps going and bart comments on how clean she got his house

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>Wait a minute...
>There's a lemon behind that rock!

>>85692075
>cow tools
*car holes

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So is this Chuck or Sneed?

>>85691887
Can't you just make the original say chuck's suck and fuck formerly sneed's? And add hookers?

>>85693524
>Chuck is sitting outside because Sneed kicked him out

It all makes sense.

>>85693524
That's their son, Snucked.

>>85693524
Sneed is inside.
He kicked Chuck out when he took over.

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I used to love simpsons growing up now I hate it

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i dont get it

sneed convention and chuck convention pls

Absolutely marvelous thread.

>>85693750
does simpsons make fun of liberals anymore?

>>85691861
formerly Chuck's

>>85693829
no

>>85693829
Yes, there was a whole episode about Yale being pozzed as fuck now. It's still shit.

Chuck's Fuck & Suck

>>85691187
>vacuum cleaner
>vacuum cleaners suck
>dat double meaning

Season 1 to 4 were the best. Then it turned fully into parody of movies episodes. It was still good, but it became shallow.

>>85691018
It's a joke about how bussnisses who seem local and self operated, but in reality just being owned a some gigantic company who already owns 99% of stores within that genre.

>>85691247
Holy fuck you got me anon

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He reads the sign and acknowledged it was good advice, then did the exact opposite. Is this just an early sighting of Jerkass Homer?

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obligatory

>>85694325
God bless whoever made all of these.

>>85691867
I don't think I've ever seen a bride wear a non-white dress

>>85694257
It's real sad. I don't think it's even hard to write a completely original interesting episode that doesn't have to fall on celebrity appearances. I know I've had loads of ideas.

I guess they're just lazy and fox is treating it like a cheap commodity because they can afford to.

>>85694257
is this jack black supposed to be the guy in school of rock and pick of destiny? or is that someone else. because that looks nothing like him

>>85694325
Loving the sneed memes boys, keep it up!

>>85694534
my best friends's wife wore a green dress to their wedding. still don't know what to think of that

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>>85692701
Underrated

>>85694577
It means that she's a whore and your friend is a cuck. Or it doesn't fucking matter because it's just a weading dress

>>85693668
is this from that mobile game?

>>85693880
now I get it - LOL

>>85694546
It's not jack black himself, he's just voicing the character, who is a hipster comic book store owner.

>>85693907
There's no need to be obscene

>>85693490
Is this the comfiest Simpsons episode?

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>>85691300

>>85694737
It's a perfectly cromulent episode.

>>85694737
What is the Sneed's in Shelbyville called?

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>>85691887
This is too much!

>>85694801
Sneed's Fuck and Suck

>>85691487
Subtle

>>85692346
kek

>>85694534
It's more or less tradition now. Back in the day it was meant to be true though.

>>85693651
But he still went back?

>>85692570
TOP KEK

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>>85691018
>>85691861
This is why you retards deserve the Sneed spam

>>85691018
>Like I said to [fictional actress name] in Calling All Quakers: have it your way, baby.

It's in the Rancho Relaxo tape, said by Troy McClure. I laugh at this line, but I'm not sure I understand it.

>>85694257
What's funny is Family Guy did this and then reverted it in later seasons.
Now Chris is back to being a teenage retard instead of that weird shoehorned guy that does South Park speeches at the end of the episodes.
And he is no longer intelligent, not sure why they thought making Chris smart would mean he'd be funny?

Then there's the fact that Brian no longer goes on political rants.

My names chuck and I like to party

>>85694707
>There's no need to be obscene
There's no sneed to be obsneed!

The service plan I have with the Sneed agency formally lists me, Feed and Seed, but no Chuck.
First one to suck and fuck gets to stay in my store.

>To show our appreciation, here are two Sneed passes.
>But I'm Chuck.
>Here are TWO SNEED PASSES!
>That's better.

>>85694737
22 Short Films About Springfield

>>85694257
Thank fuck someone fixed the "looser sidekick" typo after like a decade.

>>85694737
Homer the Heretic is my choice

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>>85695175
good choice my friend

>>85695115
the Facebook meme episode

>>85694577
it means she lost her virginity to a cucumber before marrying your friend

>>85694209
it's a dick joke

>>85695508
Then why doesn't it say don't touch your dick? It clearly is a statement by Willie not to touch the thermostat

>>85695562
Because it was a different time back then.

>>85695562
it does, technically

formerly cuck's

>>85695783
that was real creative

>>85695783
Chuck Fuck's and Cuck's

>>85695562
it says not to touch willie because he was running around on fire, he didn't want them to burn their fingers

>>85695562
Do not touch Willie because he's poor.

>>85695175
Mine was formerly Chuck's

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>>85692904
For real brother it gets me every time

Sneed

>>85692701
>"Dr. Pavel, I'm Sneed I. A."

>>85691849
>Milhouse fucked Lisa
I don't believe it.

>>85697772
probably just a handjob, that's why Marge says it doesn't count

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>>85692618
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>>85694325
These are the best in the thread, which is the best Sneed thread of all time, therefore your posts are the best Sneed posts of all time.