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Rick and Morty Season 3 Ep 2

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R&M Season 3 sort-of premiere tonight 11:30 EST
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams
GET SCHWIFTY IN HERE
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first
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>>85668829
>Fuck Trump shirt
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Reddit: The Show
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>>85668997
Well that's an original comment, never heard that before
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>>85668829
I just woke up one day and this was on my desk
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Why did they take down the uncensored version of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTWdP5DMdsM
Anyone have it?
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>>85668954
Who's wearing it?

>>85668997
How? Main characters are like you, Anon. Both of them. Think about it.

>>85669036
Your co-workers are men of culture I see.

>>85669031
It's Reddit calling out their own to seem "cool" on the big bad 4chan.
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>>85669248
>Who's wearing it?

Some guy during a contest little while ago but he lost 1st round and thicc girl won so all good.
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>>85669248
>he doesn't browse reddit for the epic me mes
kys you're self
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>>85669248
>tfw I work from home
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>>85669487
I keep an eye on /r/4chan to make sure none of my posts ever end up there.
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>>85669737
>/r/4chan
REDDIT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
GET OFF MY SECRET CLUB REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MOOOOOODS
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>>85669737
I looked at that a long time ago, the posts there weren't even particularly good ones.
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anybody got a link to live CartoonNetwork?
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>>85669861
I know, they are horrible. Or not that funny. Or they pick the ones that make us look bad.

>>85669843
Good work. Have a cookie.
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>SCHWIFTY

why did they steal from group x
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>>85669737
i remember one time a guy in a thread here claimed he could get 1000 reddit karma in a week just to show how effortless it was

he made a thread on this sub screenshotting his post and posted some anti-trump upvote-bait before giving up at like 100 and something karma
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>>85668829
Is /tv/ finally willing to admit that he or she only hates this show ironically?
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>>85669737
wait is it possible to sue them if you find one of your posts? I have a couple that are in the all time top posts
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>>85669922
is in the OP retard
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>>85668829
This show is great to enjoy as a fellow liberal democrat!
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>>85670262
of course! it says right there at the bottom of the page
>Comments are owned by the Poster.
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>>85670396
The show doesn't have anything to do with politics you autist. Back to your containment board.
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>>85670262
You can literally sue anyone for anything. Win, not so much.
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>>85670480
If anything, the show is actually anti-establishment. See S03E01
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How many bongs til show time?
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>>85670480
I would bet my right testicle that there is anti Trump shit at some point this season. I would bet anything.
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>>85670699
as many as you can smoke ;)
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>>85670792
I mean, why?
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>>85670792
I don't know, it doesn't seem like the show ever references current events. Now the planet has been taken over by the intergalactic federation or whatever. Maybe a throwaway line.
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*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP* Gods not real Morty.

Shit on the floor with your penis out *BRAAAAAAAAP*
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>>85670792
What makes you say that, friend?
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>>85670792
i doubt it, maybe a small gag
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>>85670480
What the fuck is wrong with you obnoxious assholes on the internet?

ANYWAY, where can I watch it from outside the us?

FUCK EVERYTHING.
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>>85670927
YOU HAVE TO SUCK MY *BRRRRRP* BALLS MORTY IT IT'S THE ONLY WAY
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how long
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>>85671272
pickle rick looks to be about 8"
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>>85670097
that's only one zero off
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>>85670927
>*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP* Gods not real Morty.

I'd laugh my ass off if they browse /tv/ and put this line in just to fuck with people.
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>>85671460
it was actually in an earlier episode

they predicted the meme on /tv/ before it was ever posted
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Where is this shit going to stream?

Won't be on AS live stream.
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Are there any mirror streams up? UKFag here
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Oh jeez
Oh God
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>>85671657
It might
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>>85670396
(you)
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>>85671750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg
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>>85671904
but why
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We need mirror streams.
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>>85671904
u
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>>85671904
s z e c h u a n
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who has a stream of this?
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>>85671734
what would they be mirroring? it's still not on
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>>85672308
They would be giving the link so we can connect... Not going to connec tin the middle of it!?
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>>85670162
/tv/ loves the show, it's /pol/estinian migrants that hate it because it insults their god
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>>85671904
>announcing a sage

Enjoy your vacation, tripfag
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>>85670792
if you made that bet you'd be back posting on /pol/ with only one testicle
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Stream?
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Anyone on that mcdonalds twitrer feed? They have a stream asking for like likes to bring back szchezuan sauce to the present year before tonights show
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You know if they bring back this crap you're gonna go try it out
I haven't had mcnuggets in years but I would
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>>85672780
>ywn force a multi-billion dollars company to bring back your favorite sauce
Feel bad man
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>>85672986
Bruh, I mean mcdonalds official twitter is doing the livestream right now. Its some sort of viral marketing campaign that links with tonights episode
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Micky D's is doing a countdown on twitter to bring it back
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staunch atheist here

love this show
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>>85673217
You know there is no chance they do this unless they absolutely plan to bring it back. They are just getting "customer engagement" now.
Corporate marketing makes me wanna puke
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>>85673335
>lol i troll u
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>>85673335
Same!
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Really glad that we have a show like Rick and Morty to promote science, especially when you have a fuckin "president" like drumpf in charge

btw i am canadian and high as fuck lmao
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>>85668829
>Reddit and Memey
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is it gonna be the same episode aired on april 1st?
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>>85673470
>>85673566
Hi samefag. Why does this show make you so mad? You do realize that Rick prayed to god when he was about to die basically making him a hypocrite right? Or did you just hear that they said God doesn't real and you got all butthurt about it and that's why the tears are flowing.
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Beyond being silly and non sequitur, how is "YOU GOTTA GET SCHWIFTY IN HERE, SHIT ON THE FLOOOR" funny?
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>>85673622
No, the second one
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>>85673622
They are going to play that episode at 11 PM and then the new one after.
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>>85673642
Lol holy shit calm down brah
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>>85673217
Yeah, i know. This fat fuck just made an episode about his favorite sauce and now McDonalds will bring it back. Imagine having your own show being so popular. What would you bring back?
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>>85673566
AHHHHH ARGHHHHHHH RRRRR

MAKE IT STOP AHHHERRRHHHHGGG
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>>85673622
no how retarded is everyone. look it up.
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>>85673682
because it's silly and non sequitur
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>>85673731
my wife
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>>85673642
>getting this worked up over words on a screen
lol
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>>85673731

My mom.
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I hope they beat up more christians and Nazis in this episode. We really need this cutting-edge political satire in Brompf's Amerikkka.
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>>85670927
>*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP* Gods not real Morty.
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>>85673929
not even most trump voters like nazis or the wbc, stay triggered
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>>85673642
>le religious people are actually just bsing for their own self interest.
really made me think.
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*bruuuuppp*

heh heh hheh
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/pickle rickers/ report in
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stream here

filthycasuals
.tv
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>>85669546
>>85669036

I'm keeping these and then's nothing you can do about it
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>>85674115
<3
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>>85674299
OH FUCK
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>>85674115
>filthycasuals
Rude, bro.
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>>85669036
>>85669546
>>85674353
I like em.
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>>85674077

Yeah, me.. Im here
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I would never have watched this show if it weren't for the endless stream of butthurt threads on /tv/, so I should thank you guys. God may not be real but your endless asspain most definitely is, and damn it's fun to watch. Enjoy the show tonight lads!
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thansk u2
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>>85668829
Is it free?
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>>85674463
You forgot to mention the sauce retard. Who is your supervisor?
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>>85674554
>>85674554

No
a cost Is always paid
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>>85674469
Do this one
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>>85673731
my dad and dog
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https://youtu.be/vCuFzSLbRvc
It's almost here boys!
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>>85674554
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams

I guess so. Someone can confirm?
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I thought it aired at 1030? The fuck is this Senpai Guy trash
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>>85674628
No, this one
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Are you guys seeing the fish autism on the stream?
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>pickle
>f*ckin
>rick
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>>85674628
sure thing bucko
>>85674760
now we're talking bird law
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>>85674821
yeah pretty cozy
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>>85674822
Pickle Rick isn't until next week
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>>85674821
>>85674910
This fucking stream will be ip restricted?
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>>85674880
Any chance you could do this one, just so I can hang it on front of my mirror.
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>>85674981
unless you are not outside the US or have been banned from their stream before you should be able to watch
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>>85673731
my wife's ex. she cries all the time over him even though it's been 7 years. she gets so upset we don't make love anymore. She has to watch their old sex vids just to get in the mood. If he were here maybe we would be a happy family of 3.

It's okay though because I love her and her kids.
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>>85674821
what fish?
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>>85669208
Adult Swim never released the uncensored version on YouTube, they only played it once at comic con
https://youtu.be/DXB988kF3hI
When they uploaded it to their account they only put the censored version up, which was what tiarawhy had to use
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>>85675124
not painting ANY more random kids

Fool me three times...
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There are plenty of legitimate criticisms of Rick and Morty, reddit isn't one of them.
This show came out, people on reddit liked it, people on reddit like literally fucking everything though.
I've been on this site for about 8 years now and never once has it given a shit about the opinions other sites espouse, not to the extent of this meme, it's pathetic.
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>Healthy as a /wh/orse
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link to bootleg stream

link to bootleg stream
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>>85675446
I have one of those horses
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>>85675243
>You are not outside
You mean if you are outside of the US?
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Everyone in this thread needs to go back to plebbit.
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Someone post the bootleg stream, non american here
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>>85675616
I'm not in US — need stream for UK
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Who but plebs watch this try hard garbage? It's worse than GoT dragonporn fags.
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Okay so I registered an account and it still wont let me shitpost in stream. whats up with that
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>>85675774
But I just left
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>>85675647
>You mean if you are outside of the US?
Sorry I am a bit hung over. As long as you are in the USA you should have no trouble watching the stream.
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>>85675644
>I like it because it does character drama in an entertaining way, and seems to parody the cynicism that shows like house and breaking bad trade on
>The asshole genius trope extrapolated to a completely nonsensical extreme, and dropped inside an otherwise low stairs family drama to highlight its absurdity
>Roiland's delivery is fucking well executed, and the show sets up satisfying jokes with creative premises every single episode.
>It's fun to watch, and the fact that Morty constantly sees through all the bullshit and consistently tries to tell the other characters and the audience how obviously wrong Rick is about everything only to be completely ignored (by both other characters and the audience) just highlights how great it is on selling you on its world
Your a retard
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>>85668829

Do we know which episodes are handled by the token female writers yet?
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>>85675815
>>85675815
sling is world wide you dope, anyone can get in
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>pickle rick
You sad bastards are pathetic. This is worse than Big Bang or Three and a half men. Anyone over 18 watching this shit are brainlets.
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>>85675774
cute meme did your mom make it
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MIRROR STREAM
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This is shit tier family guy lowest denominatior crap. Who watches this outside of reddit?
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>>85676010
Pickle Rick...simply epic
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>>85669737

I saw a sincere post of mine that I made on /tv/ being mocked and/or admired for it's ironic "le pathetic channer loser" authenticity.

Felt real fucking bad man.
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>>85676010
Actually Rick & Morty has intelelctual topics like God not being real, sci fi stuff and Nazis getting beaten.
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>>85675984
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>>85676012
What I'd expect from a brainlet that watches this mindless garbage.
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>>85675407
>not painting ANY more random kids

Yeah FBI can get really annoying I guess.
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>>85676010
It's pretty cool. I enjoyed watching him fighting rats.
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>>85670910

They """"diversified""""" their writing staff, and I'm sure Roiland and Harmon fucking loathe Trump and Le Alt-Right 4chan bullies.
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>>85676139
>>85676139

Oh

well than
>sucks to be (You)
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>>85669737
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/6qlpnd/anon_tries_to_keep_his_posts_off_of_r4chan/
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>>85676132
So deep man. Lol Watch something with depth instead of a shitty cartoon.
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wtf is this fish shit nigga it's 4am here
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http://www.ustream
.tv/channel/4x5uFFrPkse
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>>85676126
What was it about?
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>>85676132
LMAO manchildren watch this crap confirmed.
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>>85668829
>Reddit and Morty
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>>85676158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guKoNCQFAFk
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wtf fish??? when cn I see pickle rick!!!
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>>85673731

>What would you bring back?

The Nuremberg laws.
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>>85676237
https://www.reddit.com/user/GiveMeYourUpboats?sort=top
epic....
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>>85676132
*tips my fedora m'lady* kek
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>>85676375
sad
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>>85673982

Doesn't make sense since Trump voters are Nazis and their Orange God is literally Hitler.
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What is this fish stuff anyway?
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>>85676411
Yeah, it is sad that people watch this horrible try hard to be edgy cartoon. A sad thing if these people are over 15 years old.
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>>85676449
I'M PICKLE FIIIIIIISH
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Can't wait for some epic Trump jokes this season. Reddit will love them!

Pickle Rick!!!
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>>85676431
real life can be confusing as h*ck sometimes...
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>>85676431
This is reddit thinking in a nutshell. Stay triggered.
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>>85676307

Just the absolute state of my life back in 2011 when I used to Tripfag here. Everyone assumed it was an act.

If only.

That particular post was about getting cucked and how I masturbated to the evidence.
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30 minutes then its on the official site, correct?
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>>85668829

Any canada bros know where we can watch it without changing IPs or some other autistic shit
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>>85676542

Tick Tock Drumpfkins.

Impeachment when?

Reallllllll soon.

It WILL be her turn ;)
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>>85676500
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>>85668829
>http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams
Thanks, intern.
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>>85668829
Why is the Rick and Morty fanbase the worst of any TV show?

Rick and Morty is funny enough, but completely below Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Its decent but it isn't this gift given from God (heh heh gods not real morty)
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SZECHUAN SAUCE
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>Morty walks in on his uncle Rick wildly flailing on the floor
"M-morty! You've got to help me *BURRRP* Morty! I'm being attacked by an invisible, intangible being of supreme power! A god Morty! It's God!
"Oh Jeez, Rick! What should I do?"
"R-relax, Morty! Ju-just *BBBURRRP* reach into that drawer over there and hand me my anti-God ray!"
>Morty raises to the drawers and searches frantically for the ray gun, but can't find a single thing.
"Oh man, Rick! This cabinet is empty! There's nothing here!"
"THAT'S BECAUSE GOD ISN'T REAL, YOU LITTLE TWINK. HE'S A MYTH. HE'S FAKE!
>Rick Sanchez is no longer speaking to Morty, but staring right into the camera at the audience watching at home
"YOU GOT TO GET SHWIFTY. TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND PANTIES. TAKE A SHIT ON THE BIBLE"
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>yfw this is an alternate form of the original episode, where it turns out he was in a 5th layer of simulation
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ep1 just came on
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams
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I wonder what this show is about

>WABALUBDUB, FEMINISM IS AWESOME MORTY!
>*BUUUUUUUURP*

Nope, nothing to see here.
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ITS STARTING
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4CHAN STREAM HERE.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/4Mheer9sZV9

Password: comrade
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>>85676239
What do you consider a show with depth? Not attacking, legitimately curious.
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>>85676560
>tripfag in 2011
I probably remember you.
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>>85676560
Now you watch a cartoon and post about it online. Might as well end it all now cos it doesn't seem like your life is gonna get better. My virgin brother is over 20 and watches this shit. Is this the standard? It sure seems so.
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>>85676731
They haven't been saying that at all. Rick made Summer wear a burka to protect herself.
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NOOOOOOOOooooOOOoooOOOo
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>Hey, Morty, could you hand me that *BURP* god on my workbench.
>R-Rick, there is no g-god o-
>That's right, Morty! There is no God! Fuck you and my family. WUBALUBADUBDUB! SHIT ON THE FLOOR! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT!
>*BURP* Hey Morty did you go to the *BURP* store like I asked?
>Y-yeah Rick I s-sure did our fans were t-there with me
>Oh Morty *BURP* good 4th wall hey *BURP* did you *BURP* get *BURP* everything *BURP* on *BURP* the *BURP* list *BU
>W-well I tr-tr-tried Rick except the l-last thing on the list
>'God' is last on the list right *BURP* Morty?
>Y-yeah Rick I couldn't find g-god--
>Exactly Morty! No one can find God because he isn't real! SHIT DICK POOPY POOP WUB DUB
>FUCK GOD, FUCK RELIGION, I'M SMART, WUBBALUBADUBDUB GET SCHIFTWY SHIT ON THE FLOOR YEAH! NIHILISM! *tips fedora*
>hey morty burp come here
>o-okay rick
>look up on that roof you see burp that right there look at that
>w-what rick
>that god on the roof
>b-but rick there isn't a god o-
>YOU'RE RIGHT MORTY THERE ISN'T A GOD
>SCHWIFTY DIARRHEA KILL ME NIHILISM
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>have to put up with adultswim's awful streaming quality
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>DUDE FART JOKES LMAO

People find this funny?
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>>85676763
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
Game of Thrones
Sam Hyde World Peace
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is it replaying the first episode for the rest of you? just making sure my stream works
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>>85676763
Literally anything else.
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What the fuck nigger, we already saw this episode. Where is the real episode?
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>>85676788

My life is much better.

Which isn't saying much.
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>>85676375
was it kino
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>>85676835
Up afterwards, don't worry
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This it?
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>>85676816
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT IS THE SAME FOR ME, FUCK EVERYTHING
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>>85676806
Thye haven't said that YET.

With the new writers, you can be 100% sure they will at some point.
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>>85676823
It's a show for intellectuals you wouldn't understand
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GET IN HERE.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/4Mheer9sZV9
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/4Mheer9sZV9
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/4Mheer9sZV9

Password: comrade
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The intro was different this time. Beth and morty had ass cheecks instead of a face.
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>DUDE GOD'S NOT REAL LOL XD XD XD THE REDDIT SHOW
fucking kids and their cartoons these days
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>>85676911
not true
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>>85676945
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>>85676904
>http://www.ustream.tv/channel/4Mheer9sZV9

won't load. Do I have to turn off adblock?
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>>85676758
>http://www.ustream.tv/channel/4Mheer9sZV9
>520p
no thanks
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>>85676945
>Making so painfully obvious you hate the show because you are a creationist
You americans are scary as fuck. Literally ISIS tier.
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>>85676904
this website won't even load tho can't you like stream on rabbit?
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reddit
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>>85677029
>>85677061
If it fails turn adblock off.

I have adblock on and it works for me, weird.
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>>85676900
The same audience of "intellectuals" that the Big Bang Theory cater to. Lol Stay mad brainlets.
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>>85677036
>falling for stupid jokes on an anime image board
run along little buddy
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>>85677135
No, but you guys really are like that. The whole world is scared of you.
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this thread is faggot nigger reddit autism cancer
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>>85677036
*BUURRRRP* MORTY MORTY WUBBALUBBAFUCK CHILDREN MORTY! FUCKING CHILDREN IS TOTALLY FINE IM A PEDOPHILE MORTY WUBBALUBBADUBBDUBBBBBBB *BURRRRP*
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Guys, can we just pretend for one night that this show isnt reddit, so we can enjoy it?
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>>85677186
You never leave your mommy or daddy's house. How would you know?
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>>85677186
>t. paranoid schizophrenic
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>>85677119
I'm smart bro I post on Reddit and am an atheist
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
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>>85676817
Sums up this shit show.
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>>85677224
>4chan
>enjoying anything
You're on the wrong website pal
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>>85677234
>>85677246
Lmao are you going to hate me even more if i say the earth isn't flat?
>Americans
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US american commercials lmao
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This show is real good but the fan base is real bad

Same as Portal and Grimes
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>>85668829
If ever there was proof that /tv/ is a Reddit colony, it would be this thread.
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>>85677330
MORTY *BURP MORTY! THE EARTH IS Round morty
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>not american
>can watch the stream regardless
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How much of harmons leftist bullshit makes it into the show?
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What the fuck. This black dude they used for the commercial is a One Piece reviewer on youtube. Is it legal to use his content for a pub?
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>>85677282
So, you are admitting they try to make the viewer feel more intelligent than they actually are by throwing buzzwords and hooking them to watch that garbage. Anyone that is not a brainlet can see that this cartoon is stupid Family Guy tier shit with pseudoscience. Have fun pleb.
>>
>seppo commercials
Sad!
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>>85677282
This guy gets it. Thank you kind sir. What's your Reddit username so I could send you gold?
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>>85676893
disable adblock
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>>85677282
8/10
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>>85677282
This sounds like a copypasta lmao

The show's got Rick as a pickle, there's no way it's that deep. There's absolutely no need for you to throw people that don't like a cartoon under the bus that hard, and you definitely don't become a genius for liking it.
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>>85677430
It's a joke post you absolute braindead fuck
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>>85677430
>He can't appreciate Family Kino
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>>85676893
>>85677061
https://www.rabb (dot) it/Axel_Schweiss
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>>85677531
>joke post
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>>85677282
You gave me an internal chuckle at least. Fucking Fathers and Sons you madman
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>>85677430
you have autism my man
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>>85677531
What he said was true though. It's plebbit shit that doesn't belong on this board.
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>>85677531
>joke post
Welcome new friend
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>>85677418


None, in fact as one of the characters is finding himself he tells people to piss off with how sensitive they are.
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>>85676823
I see the pre-show entertainment has begun!
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>>85668829
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>>85677282
>Fart jokes
>subtle
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Rick & Morty? Wow, this sub is really intellectual!
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>>85677594
Shut the fuck up and enjoy this show retard. Stop spending so much time on reddit maybe. No one here believe this show is for genius. It's just funny/interesting.
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why are you guys using ustream? isnt it the same as the adult swim stream?
>>
reddit
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>>85677603
Ship sailed nearly a decade ago but okay
lack of autism =/= newness
>>
I'd fuck Summer
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>>85677703
the adult swim stream blocks people outside of the US
>>
If you need a shit tier cartoon to make you feel intelliegent. You already lost at life. Especially, since the show is not intellectual at all. They throw some science buzzwords they're brainlet audience might recognize, but other than that you lost just by watching that flash animation style shitshow.
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>>85677703
I need a VPN to watch on adultswim and can't post on 4chan at the same time. That's why for me.
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>>85677531
People actually think this way though.
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>>85677769

ah ok
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>>85677768

I'd Fuck you.
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>>85677768
>>85677810
I'd fuck you guys
>>
>Claims to hate Rick and morty
>Multiple threads dedicated to it.

I'm sure it's totally ironic though.
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>>85677697
It's not funny. Nor is it interesting. Sorry you are such a loser that you watch that garbage. Apologies for your family that is stuck with you in their spare room and/or basement as an adult.
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>>85677779
but it's also funny, which is why literally everyone who watches it does so.
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Get in. 5 minutes.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/4Mheer9sZV9
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/4Mheer9sZV9
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/4Mheer9sZV9

Password: comrade

>The stream may not load if your adblocker is on. To keep blocking ads: disable adblocker, refresh the page, wait for stream to start loading, and turn on your adblocker once again (without refreshing). Works for ublock origin.
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>>85677869
No, the show is stupid for stupid manchildren that cannot grow up and get out of their parents house.
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>>85677869

it isn't people love talking shit about stuff they watch. Hell LOST lived on that after ebin twist
>>
He who controls the pants controls the galaxy!
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>>85677799
I will continue to believe they are joking and enjoy the joke to protect my brain, and I recommend you do also
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>>85677754
>subtle brag about being on 4chan for a decade
>lack of autism
Wew lad
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>>85677966
Exactly like 4chan then. Why are you hating on the show?
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>>85677922
>http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams
they're streaming it for phree right now
>>
I'm pretty sure you're not suppose the view Beth as in the right in this episode, but it's hard to imagine that anyone can.
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>>85677869
yeah because I've never had more fun time shitting on a show
>>
it's also streaming at brettygood dot com if AS/ustream arent working for anybody
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>>85677966
So everyone here should love it
>>
Will they ever explain how Rick has the last name Sanchez? He's not spanish at all.
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>>85678042
the smugness just got my goat
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>>85678098
>poorfags trying to get free cartoons
fucking losers
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THREE MINUTES
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>>85678174
he's a white mexican like louis ck
>>
HERE
WE
GO
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who /leddit/ here?
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>>85677922
Reported for copyright violation.
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>>85677922
ty bb
>>
2 MINUTES
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>Phoenix person
Oh yeaaah.
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>>85678224
Just you nigger faggot
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Dubs and there's a Trump joke in tonight's episode
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BUUUUUURP
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time to shitpost
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>>85678224
Everyone that watches this garbage.
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I T S
T I M E
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Wudabudawappap xD
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>>85678276
I want this to see the shitstorm
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>>85668829
HAHA! Rickn Morty!!

Wubudbubububa

pickle reeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!!!1!
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>>85678224
We all are. We're watching Reddit and Memey.
>>
THE DARK WEB
>>
Are there really commercials on adult swim>
Fuck it, I'll just wait for the torrent tomorrow
>>
I hope they go over how God isn't real again. That would be epic!!!
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>>85678327
same, and i like the show
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>>85678336
Is 4chan the dark web??
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>>85678336
i bet theyre the ones selling peoples info to drum up business

poptarts
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uhh are people that watching this show have kids?
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>>85678353
Darwin <3
>>
sticky when?
>>
why the fuck would anyone watching adultswim right now be interested in fucking diapers?
>>
>>85678332
EDIT: Thank you for the gold kind stranger! Can't believe my most upvoted post would be about Rick and Morty!
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>>85678366

dark weeb
>>
It's amazing how many people hate this show, but are still obsessed with it.
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>>85678353
>triggered christfag reveals why he calls rick and morty reddit
lmaoing at you rn brainlet
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>The Dark WEB

Holy fuck i'm laffin


people will pay for that shit
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>>85678382
I'm really confused about this marketing
>>
WUBULUBADUBDUB MY RICKMORTS!
Time to get our sauces on fellas
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>>85678366
selling fresh reddit accounts, opening bid 50 (You)s
>>
REKT
>>
Why would the Rock and Apple even need a movie????
>>
>>85668829
cant see shit!!
>>
Ebay used the reaction of a One Piece reviewer for their pub. Is it possible to sue them?
>>
does this start in 3 hours
>>
LIFE IS MEANINGLESS *BURP*, MORTY. EMBRACE TEH NIHILISM, MORTY.
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**uurrpp*** M-M-MORTY REMEMBER THAT MID 80'S POP CULTURE ICON

AHAHAHAHA MORTY REMEMBER
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Tiny REEEEEEEEEEEK
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>30 seconds in
>Already making fun of religion

THIS FUCKING SHOW
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>>85677922
ty
>>
This show is terrible
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>>85678528
Dude religion exploiting people lmao
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THE ADULT SWIM SITE ISN'T WORKING

HELP
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When did Summer become so annoying?
>>
*burps*
>>
>>85678528

Get swiffffdddty
>>
10/10 so far
>>85678568
is 4 me lelelel
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>>85678528
I din't hear what?
>>
>>85678528
>being a christfag
>worshipping a jew on a stick

hello, reddit
>>
Mad Max dimension
nice
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>>85678574
>when did water become wet?
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>>85676911
I was right! Ass faces!
>>
new intro?
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WE MAD MAX NOW
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>>85678607
it does NOT GET MORE REDDIT THAN THIS
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>>85678568
https://www.rabb [dot] it/Axel_Schweiss
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>>85678528
>Going on a nihilistic rant at the very beginning
Madmen

ALSO FTW
>>
they said the thing
>>
wow Summer sure is a strong independent woman :^)
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>>85678735
wow she's a badass!! haha, she called them pussies in a monotone voice ; ' )
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>>85678783

Who are the writers of this show?
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eb white wink
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when is white knight gonna get killed?
>>
Summer is a strong independent woman who don't need no men...or religion
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>>85678528
>literally worshipping a jew
cuck
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u mean dictionaries?
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>Wanna piss on him

Damn Summer STOP PISSING
>>
This show is not funny
>>
This isn't even really sci-fi anymore.
>>
>not that family means anything

haha I loooooove nihlisim! nothing matters! do not have kids!
>>
wow this is fucking terrible. all the jokes are falling flat
>>
This is pretty rough so far. I like the Mandalorian looking guy though.
>>
who the fuck is E.B. White?
>>
Idk how I feel about this yet lads. The divorce overarching plot is a good driver though.
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>>85678926
I think her being edgy and retarded is the point.
>>
didnt laugh once
>>
>elements of style reference
>>
that clockwork orange clay scene was amazing

(FIJI WATER ...!)
>>
I enjoyed the CWO cut away.
>>
Fuck. It's like every character is 50X more dislikable.

wtf did they do?
>>
Did they change the writers? It wasn't always THIS bad.
>>
This isn't funny.
>>
anyone here check ebay yet?
>>
>>85678959
hes a writer. He wrote charlottes web & the elements of style, which was basically the rules of english.
>>
>>85678812
didn't they add a bunch of women to the writing team "just because"
>>
I feel... the urge to buy... szechwan sauce from MacDonald....
>>
Women are funny guys im srs
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>>85678973
we'll see by the end of the episode
>>
didn't they add a female writer this season?
>>
THE B O O M B O O M
>>
75% sure Jerry's windbreaker was stolen from Chris Penn's outdit in Reservoir Dogs..
>>
What the fuck is this? Kylo Ren is a NASCAR driver now?
>>
Why does every comedy now a days resort to references for humor, It's so lazy.
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>>85679080
several
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>>85679032
>>85679032
>>85679032
>>
>>85679046
>>85679080
>>85679112


there's no "just because" when you're adding female writers, it's important to have perfect ratios of all genders and races
>>
>This will protect you from North Korea

Funnier than any joke in this show
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>>85679012

Hired women to write
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>>85679046

Yeah I looked it up
>>
can a brother anon get some screenshots from /r/rickandmorty to see if it's just us?
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make a fist if this isn't over

mustache
>>
wow holy shit this is bad
>>
>>85679171
Its 2017 women are funny now. Get over it.
>>
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS TERRIBLE
>>
ISN'T SHE LIKE 17?
>>
watch the divorce plot end this episode
>>
Holy shit, you can tell when the woman starts writing
>>
is cartoon sex supposed to be funny...?
>>
So fucking unfunny. Who writes this shit?
>>
>MILLENIALS
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>>85679400
Its meta humor. Its funny because its not funny.
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>>85679475
Already a top epic maymay
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>>85677282
>>
>Summer literally became Beth


Holy fucking kek
>>
I think the best part of this season is the new focus on summer. I like the new brave direction this show is headed in.
>>
>Is that what they are?
Jerry's the best character.
>>
pretty good desu senpai
>>
>>85668997
Used to think that too. I've recently learned it's not the show that's bad. It's the godawfulsubhuman fanbase and their insistence on R&M being the best show of all time (which it very obviously isn't).
>>
Kinda a weak episode.
>>
LoooOOOOooossseerr.
>>
I liked it
>>
i think i laughed twice, maybe

waste of a mad max parody
>>
looooser
>>
That was awful.
>>
RATE IT FAGGOTS
>>
so... where can i watch the episode?
>>
>>85679844
didnt laugh at all
>>
PICKLE RICK!!!!!!
>>
this will be the last season
>>
3/10
>>
>>85679872
sucked/2
>>
mmmm I liked it... just that
>>
>>85679810
comfy. Got a lot of fun bits. Not the best.
>>
>>85679822
>>85679851
haha epic guys xD
>>
That was extremely Reddit
>>
What was the after credits scene, streamers a tard and changed it
>>
Just tell me where I can download it
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>>85679810
>>85679844
>>85679863

>all these looOOOooosseeerrrrrrs
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>>85679934
I just upvoted this post
>>
it was ok, kind of predictable
>>
>>85679938
the whole show is extremely reddit, what were you expecting
>>
>>85679902
why do you say that?
>>
>>85679934
fagggggot
>>
>>85679753
I didn't understand this
>>
posting reddit comments from their mega thread
>>
So.... we all just gonna ignore the fact that Rick acquired a metric fuckton of nuclear isotopes?
>>
I dunno, I kinda enjoyed it. It tried to deal with a tricky interpersonal topic, and it didn't work out like what they wanted. Ending came out of left field, but overall was alright. Favorite thing about it was Morty's giant arm subplot.
>>
what the fuck was that post credit scene
>>
>>85679950
Jerry got bullied out of his unemployment cheque by a wild dog and they repeated the loser joke. Simply ebin.
>>
>>85679872
MadMaxDoneWrong/10
>>
>>85680011
one of the actually funny parts of this episode, probably written by a man
>>
>>85679872
Not great, only chuckled a few times. 4/10
>>
>>85679950
Jerry gets his unemployment check taken by a dog/coyote even though Jerry offered it a bag of chips instead. Dog eats it and spits it back up. Wind blows and you can hear "Loser..." again.
>>
>>85679987
he's staying at a shitty motel with hookers outside, pretending to be oblivious when called out on it.

How fucking autistic is this shit
>>
>>85679950
a coyote growls at jerry while getting his mail. he offers it food but it wants his unemployment check

>>85679987
jerry didn't realize those were hookers
>>
>>85680007
we are never going to see or hear about those rocks again
>>
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>>85680010
this is 4chan, not reddit, you got lost
>>
>>85679978
it's being written by niggers and womyn now, it's over
>>
TALKGING RIIIICCCCCKKKKKKK
>>
oh man
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>>85680010
The giant arm having a mind of it's own was the only Rick and Morty thing about this episode. I don't know what the fuck the rest was.
>>
Ricking Morty?
>>
Reddit really has bad taste
>>
>>85679902

Unless they tie it together by the end of the season, the full blown nihilism aesop wont carry the show anymore.

This episode was a taste of something with no rails and no meaning. It was just pictures and sound as a vehicle for jokes; kinda like Family Guy.

People liked Rick & Morty because it was different and it challenged them with interesting inversions of tropes. This episode was just self-gratifying to the writers; no heart.
>>
>>
>>85680092
I feel like they tried to rehash the butterbot joke with robot morty and it sucked
>>
SHWIFTY
>>
>>85680103
t nigger
>>
Subreddit jokes am i right?!?!
>>
>>85680101
Yeah yeah
>says something positive
>not fucking edgelord enough
>>
Is /tv/ more obsessed with reddit than reddit is with /tv/?
>>
>>85679872

0/10 it's rick and morty, not rick and morty and summer too
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>>85680144
>pickle rick looks like it will live up to the hype
>>
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>>85680267
at least i got to look at summer's butt. that was the only redeeming part of this episode.
>>
>>85680133
stollen from superjail, you reddit fuck
>>
>>85680133
True. They tried tackling a topic they shouldn't have, and it shows. Their specialty is usually weird sci-fi / psychological horror. Not whatever this garbage was.
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>>85680212
why the fuck would i want an adult swim show to deal with a "tricky interpersonal topic"
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>>85680092
man, I didn't find that funny at all. And that reddit comment is just so reddit.
I really liked the first season, what happened
>>
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>>85680315

Yeah i noticed that as well. The episode when Jared died and got frankensteined with other prisoners body parts.
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>>85680156
>kinda like Family Guy

yikes, its over
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LOOOSSEERR. That should be the name of this episode.
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>>85670792
the episode just aired
so when are you going to cut your nut off, dipshit?
>>
>>85680376
this is peak reddit
>>
>>85680318
Sorry if it apparently wasn't clear enough, but the point was that they shouldn't have tackled it. They were out of their league and it showed.
>>
>>85680363
i guess theyre trying to shoehorn in character development with the whole divorce story line, but it just seems like a waste of screen time. nobody gives a shit about that
>>
>>85680376

Wow, doesn't take much to get those lads revved up...
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>>85680401
he said this season retard, not this episode
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You guys have to understand, this is all build up for next week. They will blow their load and pickle rick will be award winning kino.
>>
>>85680363

the show was better when the rest of the family ignored rick and morty. once they got involved with the antics it became terrible.
>>
>>
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>>85680363
>man, since all my sjw friends started flipping out about girl writers on my maymay show, I've decided that I only liked the first season. Why does the reddit show talk about grown up things?
>>
Boy, that was... something. I almost forgot what it was about after changing the channel.

>>85680315
Idle Hands*
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>>85680484
yeah the family timeline fucking blows im not watching a boring ass sit-com. i want to laugh.
>>
>>85680376
Cringe
>>
hahaha Omg Summer and Mad max guy relationship and then rick treating it like beth and jerrys relationship xD an instant classic episode 10/10
>>
>female writers come along
>show becomes Rick and Morty and strong independent Summer


WOOOW WHO COULD OF GUESSED
>>
XD
>>
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
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>>85680589
>>
http://c138.stream/episodes/rick-and-morty-3x2/
>>
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams
Post episode interview with Dan Harmon, and female writer
>>
>>85681710
>gay black female asking questions

okay that's it. drink up dan harmon
>>
>>85681710
Pure cringe.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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