Wow, I'm shocked.

great thread

>>85668799
>a cg model of someone from India
What did they mean by this?

>>85668913
Suck it, Sonygger shill

>>85668799
What was actually wrong with this movie
The trailers seemed fun and it doesn't look terribly animated

>>85669076
>t. millennial

>>85669076
>What was actually wrong with this movie

The fact that it exists for a start

>>85668799
Based on the trailer I expected it to get an average score on these review aggregator sites. It copied the Lego Movie in some obvious ways (e.g. the love interest was ripped straight from that) and that was well received by critics and the trailer itself was competently made and contained some passable jokes (they weren't funny but most comedies aren't) so I'm surprised the critical response has been the same as the initial response after the movie was announced. I can't tell if the film is actually that bad or if people just take issue with how shallow the premise is. If anything the existence of this movie serves to remind us all of how shallow we are. Maybe that's why people took such an exception to it.

>>85668799
wow a perfect 10, nice, I was thinking of taking my niece to see this

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>>85669561
>its actually a 10 out of 100

>>85671546
Jesus Christ, that person demanding someone tag their fruit pictures as gore is an absolute piece of shit who deserves to be crushed to death in a massive hydraulic press

>>85671800
um please tag your post thanks

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>>85671800
cool it edgemeister, not everyone is as comfortable around blood and guts, even if it is merely an imitation

>>85671800
Ugh...like could you not?

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Reminds me of this.

>>85668799
Does anyone make good animated films other than Pixar and Dreamworks?

>>85671546
Damn, I love granates

>>85672440
japan (^:

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>>85672440
>not liking Minion kino
ummm excuse me? the door to reddit is back that way, sweety

>>85668799
>Lower IMDb than Foodfight
HAHAHAHAHA how did they even manage that?

>>85671935

Fucking hell, I feel ill.

Such an unsettling sense of wrongness and a light chill settled over my shoulders there.

>>85668799
>10/10

BOOM haters BTFO, Oscar noms when?

>>85668799
>10/10
This is why rottentomatoes fucking sucks.

>>85673610
careful, they are issuing bans now for posts like this

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>>85671546
kek

>>85672440
Disney's literally the only one left. Pixar is done and Dreamworks is so fucking hit and miss it's ridiculous

>>85671881
TRIGGER WARNING:
You are a dumb cuck.

>>85672440
Warner Bros made two good Lego films and the next one looks good.

>>85674194
Yuck

>>85674194
hey don't put that kinda things in your mouth hole

>>85668995
>>>/v/

>>85669454
too much product placement

>>85673827
>posts like this
what was his post?
I don't want to make that kind of post by accident and get the b&n'd

>>85671800
2edgy

>>85672087
Pitchfork is garbage

>>85668913
>sonyggers plagueing /tv/ now
wow

>and people thought Sausage Party was terrible

But scores don't matter. This shit is gonna make profit.

>>85673827
What? They've been issuing bans for this for 2-3 years now. How hard is it for you to type a proper reply other than 'Reddit'?

>>85675690
He said the R word. And good, they're pointless shitposts.

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>>85668799

>>85669177
>>85669133
These are honestly not arguments

>>85671935
>>85673558
I felt it also.

/r/ing that photoshopped criterion poster for the emoji movie. "Le film emoji" or something like that was the title.

>>85680590
they are, you fucking idiot

>>85671935
>>85671935
the guy that responded reddit to these obvious bait posts deserved to get banned for being a triggered newfag anyway

what I am confused about is the guy posting a random image of the mouth full of nail clippings getting banned, it truly is reddit when we are forced to follow the topic, especially on retard topics like the emoji movie

>>85682182
We don't know if that guy got banned, just that the post was deleted. Posts are automatically deleted if there is enough reports.

As for why so many people were reporting that post I have no idea.

>>85682182
>>85671800

>>85680590

So you want an argument...

Well for a start even someone with an extra chromosome can see that the movie is a shameless cashgrab that tries to be "hip" with the "kidz" of today, and as a result ends up being a complete bland piece of uninspired, corporate unoriginal piece of shit with a $50 million price tag.

You don't even have to see the movie to know how the story plays as it's the typical "Outcast goes on a journey to fix the problem and stop being the outcast" that has been repeated over and over for a long time, even using the cliche dumb sidekick and possible love interest. And the comedy is just jokes that only children will laugh at, although that's basically the target audience so why bother.

Sure you may have your expensive actors like Patrick Stewart acting aS A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT and your fancy animation from one of the most successful companies worldwide and a motherfucking $50 million budget, but that doesn't make it good. You can make a cake with the softest of dough and the sweetest of frosting and bake it at JUST the right temperature, but if you put diarrhea as the main ingredient of course it's gonna taste bad.

And it's about emojis might I add, you know? Little faces which only purpouse is to "show emotions"? THEY MADE A MOVIE OF THAT. JUST HOW.

/rant

>>85682556
>>85682019
So you haven't seen it?

>>85680590
You're not an argument.

But seriously, it's just a shitty idea capitolizing on a trendy, though minute, aspect of how we communicate these days. The whole movie has a "lol xd we're so in tune with the youth culture xDD" kindof feel. The concept and execution is as shallow as you'd expect from a story about characters with no qualities outside of the particular emotion they are meant to convey on the surface.

>>85682856
Glad you're contributing. +1 for participation.

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>>85671546
eww that pic is so disturbing

>>85669454
wow you guys are working overtime

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>>85673376
Minions are inferior Rabbids

>>85671935
what is this and why does it upset me

>>85671546
Until you click on it it looks like one of those fetuses conservatives protesters plaster everywhere

>>85682497
ill give you a clue, it starts with r

>>85683205
I'm not the one feeding the hive mind on a low budget movie, while not seeing it.

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>>85671935

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>>85668799
>10/10
Holy fuck /tv/ BTFO

movie not funny erlich bachman
now future ruined