Finally the Day of the Return of Old Granny Mole Woman Edition
fuck pastebin
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM
Time for Audrey's 30 second cameo.
First for Kyle
>>85663421
>>85663483
>>85663421
>Audrey
NEVER EVER
david lunch lol
Friendly reminder that Chris Isaak recorded a song for Episode 12, it confirms that Chester Desmond never gets his mind back
>>85663537
whoa hold the fort what is this haha wow
eddie cheddar
LoL lOl Lol LoL ollOl lo..l lloLo
>>85663483
Canon?
>>85663492
HE'S COMING. TONIGHT HE RETURNS. I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MY JUMPS.
>>85663492
HELLO FRENLO, SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE COMING BACK THIS SEASON SINCE I WROTE A SONG
>>85663595
This is definitely the best Vedderpost.
fuck Audrey
Canon?
Lawg Lady Lawl
O
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
OLOL LOL
L
reminder to ignore threads that don't include the pastebin
>>85663625
hell god baby damn it i forgot to put this in:
(pic is eddie vedder)
>>85663421
https://pastebin.com/Zi0MW4bz
Meanwhile: >>85659607
was it that hard to copy paste, you faggot
>>85663531
Russia already spoiled it the other day. She's gonna be in this one, but Cooper isn't getting his mind back.
>>85663699
>>85663633
I want to ____ Candie's feet
>>85663735
nice 2009 era meme
PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/Zi0MW4bz
>>85663421
huh
>>85663744
puff
>>85663699
OP is Mark Frost and doesn't want people pirating his book
>>85663633
You can't even tell it's Eddie, how is that the best post?
>>85663768
what
>>85663778
You'll see...
>>85663744
cut off and deep fry before cremating and sending them off to space where they will eventually be eaten by the sun which will explode in 4.5 billion year sending the remains of the ashes into a black hole to
>>85663800
You can see him right here.
Timely reminder that Amy Shiels AKA Candie is sub-human Irish scum. No wonder her character is such a potato. It's probably true to life.
Don't fall for the sly charms of the potato merchant.
I really can't wait for Eddie Vedder's performance. He's a great live musician.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsbSSLWNBTQ
so is it really starting at 8PM EST tonight, or was that just a meme?
>>85663791
I'm a footfag myself, but this fag is a degenerate and should be purged
>>85663880
She does have a slight fetal alcohol syndrome look to her.
>>85663901
http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/countdown/
use this to check when it starts
>>85663800
If you had read Mark's book with the foreword by Vedder then it's pretty clear it's him. Learn the lore, fuckstick.
>>85663901
kiss grannys feet
>>85663907
but that's literally you in 10 years.
>>85663930
>>85663946
>tfw no blue eyed ogre gf
>>85663791
>we live by the smell and die by the smell
>>85663947
hardly
>tfw this show is making me realize what I am missing out on by not having a gf
Fuck, how do I get a gf guys? Do I just find a qt and ask?
>>85663946
audrey a CUTIE
>>85664032
rsdnation.com
but wait the series to finish
>>85663946
Still would
>>85663791
>63791 ▶
>File: 1441918783727.png (479 KB, 825x1593)
thank you
>>85663907
>he doesn't know The Method
Has anyone else noticed how easily you could replace the words "Even flow" with "Dougie Jones"? Seems pretty deliberate to me.
>>85664032
how did it make you realize that? you want a fucking hellspawn like Becky with a whore like Shelly?
What was the deal with this shit in the premiere? Her image splits and then something flies up and to the right
>>85664032
just be yourself, works for me. pic related. me in the tie.
>>85664104
All the babes in the show man. There are so many waifu material girls in this show.
>>85664112
She was possessed by a lodge spirit. That's why Dopplecoop says that she did a good job impersonating a human.
How long until airtime?
>>85663496
I want to objectify Laura!
>>85664112
Around 01:04:00
this is in the page source for the twin peaks countdown page(http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/countdown/)
reminds me of back when the Crowbar Collective made a website called KXBM to promote their Half-Life remake Black Mesa which was riddled with secrets
i have my own MO
>>85664112
She was probably possessed by a spirit.
>>85664169
I'm not following.
>>85664138
Candie's thinking
>he needs to clean out his ears
>>85663699
This, kill yourself OP>>85663735
>>85664138
The girl on the left has abnormally long teeth
>>85664146
One bong 38 bings
>>85664156
both belong to me
>>85663750
2009 memes are comfy
>>85664196
the pastebin is so relevant as audrey
Jumping man will appear next episode. I can feel it.
>>85664179MODUSOPERANDI
>>85663946
Still would, but I mean shit. She aged poorly. Used to be a FUCKEN DIME
>>85664246
fuck off, stop making thread if you're too retarded to copy and paste a link
>>85664167
>http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/countdown/
[electricity crackling] was the best one
daily reminder Audrey is qt and only autistic Anniefags bully her.
Time to rock. DO IT!
>>85664290
Is that Robert Smith from the Cure
david lint
LOL
LOL
LOL
>>85664096
can someone give me this but in text form? too lazy to type it out right now desu
>>85663880
>alchohlic potato wench.jpg
>>85664298
>caring about memebin
i bet he's have own MO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXrb_vfyHoU
mark frost lol
>>85664388
frosted marx lolololol
But the Russian ep 12 synopsis didn't mention dougie?
Quick reminder that David Lynch is good friends with you know who https://youtu.be/mM_7Xks7vlk
Friendly reminder that 3 season is fully based on Chris Isaak songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv_WlzUPrnM
GORDON COLT LOL
>>85664430
You know why...
>>85664347
Living in the world must burden you so.
>>85664430
cyкa иди ты нaхyй cпoйлepacт
>>85664502
suka bljat
>>85664479
Now add the season 3 folks
What did she say to him? Will it be the key to unlocking his memories?
>>85664523
I'm fucking pissed spasibo for the spoilers dude
damn
>>85664430
Holy fuck, Wally's back!
>>85664540
PLEH
>>85664540
She said "My father killed me". Didn't you watch the original series?
>>85664479
>Pierre Tremond is one and the same with TMFAP
That's not right though
>>85664578
She obviously said something different this time. Cooper's reaction was different from the original dream.
What story is that, Charlie?
>>85664559
ne za cto. it's not me. vy from anglii?
>>85664435
VEDDERED
REMINdER
eddie weddar hat ein lied geschriebn
ramen kommt nie zurück
dougie ist sich kaum bewusst
nüdelnelnelneln
LOL
>>85663919
She's Irish whiskey and Guinness is part of their DNA
>>85664578
This is from The Return.
>>85664614
What a story, Mark!
>>85663483
I enjoy this meme but the song's lyrics could clearly apply to a cooper who's gotten his mind back but is still very mentally/emotionally damaged due to losing 25 fucking years of his life in a bizarre esoteric dimension. All the dougie stuff, especially the end of last weeks episode makes me think the whole point is that Cooper is happy as dougie, taking pleasure in simple things and having a wife and son in the suburbs and a simple, cliche everyman job but when he gets his mind back he will be deeply disturbed and caught in the middle of incredibly difficult, incomprehensible problems. I think that dougiecoop represents classic Cooper's naive, easygoing soul, how he was so pleased and enamored by things like Douglas Fir trees, coffee, and cherry pie.
>>85664640
Called me???
>>85664653
I know it is but she whispered the same thing that was in his dream and he was shocked.
>>85664607
Right? It should be Gordon Cole.
>>85664614
>>85664661
Friendly reminder thar Chris Cornell composed a song for Twin Peaks, it confirms that the Vedderfag will hang himself after tonight's episode
>>85664683
You'll see...
We are like the dreamer.
>>85664617
I wish I was, but I'm just a bilingual Muscovite
>>85664728
You'll see...
big ed(die vedder lol)
BLACK HOLE SON
WON'T YOU COME
AND WASH AWAY THE ________
FINISH IT OFF /tpg/!!
>>85664683
This. Dougie was the original cooper.
Once he wakes up its punished mode.
>>85664822
PAAAAIN
Part 12 is getting hyped up pretty hard. Is it gonna deliver, boys?
>>85664770
friendly reminder that we live inside a dream
>>85664770
I'm surprised more people haven't caught onto the fact that Lynch's ideas sound terrible on paper. The translation to the screen is what counts.
>>85664822
GRAINS
There’s some fear in letting go.
>>85664822
DOUGIEEEEEEEE
>>85664822
JANE
>>85664840
source? I've only seen like two tweets from the cast and they aren't that unusual
>>85664721
Why do you think she said the same thing?
>>85664840
It will deliver alright.
>>85664430
Rumours are real cooper comes back episode 15 and all the action etc is from the other characters
Makes sense since he knows enough to shortcut a lot of plots too early
>>85664840
yes and no
we aint gonna see much Cooper action there but it will elaborate on TP-town characters tho
I'm Russian and that leak is legit
We will also see Audrey
I can translate the whole thing if you want me to
>>85664430
cute!
>mfw there are people that haven't caught on that S3 is taking the piss out of modern crime dramas, specifically breaking bad
>mfw there are twin peaks "fans" who never realized the show was satirizing soap operas
>>85664822
Wash away
>>85664897
Because it was recreating his original dream. That was the whole point of that part of the scene.
>the guy who plays the casino pit boss tweeted about tonight's episode to "take a walk on the wild side"
>Walk On The Wild Side was produced by David Bowie
>>85664305
wahr ist es dass du recht lange nicht geschrieben hast, abber dennoch glaube ich, dass du mich in sinn und geist trägt. mein ramen hat für dich NE BOTSCHAFT
LOL LOL
>>85664898
gelynched
LOL
>54 minutes
No knock, no doorbell.
>>85664902
Keep saying thst until the end of episode 18. Pic related.
>>85664999
welcome home Laura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13WoMKrWnVE
was it canon?
>>85664999
ill knock and ring the doorbell all i want bitch you cant stop me
>>85664976
>it's about trannies
Is Denise a key component of this episode?
>>85664822
DIRTY BEARDED MAN IN A ROOM
what is this amazon is pushing on me
>>85664957
Right, I forgot about the part in his original dream where she pulled off her face.
I hate vedderfags because they have the audacity to claim to KNOW what Lynch and Frost are going to do. As if they are the experts on all things Lynch. That's just arrogant.
>>85664614
>>85664770
>>85664878
>>85664999
what do these mean?
>>85665026
amazing
>>85664957
Coop's reaction was different in the Return tho. He seemed mildly suprised and even made a flat huh sound. In the original we do cut off (meaning Coop woke up) but his reaction there before that was more, dunno, cheerful is the wrong word, but more emotional.
>>85665075
it means we're all about get Lynched, anon.
nOOd
les
LOL
LOL LOL
LOL
>>85665075
They are lyrics from the song David Bowie wrote on his deathbed that confirm that Jumping Man is the key to all of this.
>>85664112
The miracle of Alexa® digital video
>>85663421
Ed was always a big guy
>the scene with Windowm dressed like the log Lady
Lel, why people hate season 2 again
>>85665068
He woke up abruptly. Go watch the original dream scene.
Will the shit come out of your ass tonight, /tpg/?
>>85665075
That's just Lynch, trying to lynch people around. He'll get tired sooner or later.
>>85665071
That's really autistic, Anon. Especially whenvedderposting is just funposting
>>85665010
The interview was posted loads of times - Kyle talks about 3 characters plus one for a short time (obv dougiejones as only in one episode) and talks about how dale Cooper has changed due to what happened to him
im going to post a leaked picture of episode 12 in like 5 minutes
prepare yourself
>>85665124
is David Lynch's ultimate goal to get everyone to look like him, Genesis P-Orridge style??
>>85665071
Hahaha
VEDDERED
E
D
D
E
R
E
D
reminder to filter vedderposting
audrey KORN
KORN
KORN
LOL
LOL LOl
lOL
Friendly reminder that Joan Chen directed and wrote a film called Xiu Xiu that confirms that a cute maid reappears!
>>85665137
I've seen both sequences recently. If you think the new one is a straight re-creation, you need to watch them again. There's no reason to think she whispered the same thing to him in the new one as she did in the last one, especially given his reaction.
>>85665241
more like audreyforlorn
friendly reminder that Eddie Vedder wrote the song "Alive". That's mean Laura is alive
>>85664822
Headless corpse, Woodsmen stench, neath the black lodge Annie's dead
Call Argent, cream the corn, and I'll hear you scream again
Helloooooo, Mr. Jackpots
Please wash away the Bane
Helloooooo, Mr. Jackpots
White Lodge hum
>>85665235
Reminder that you are
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D
>>85665071
Auts like you are what make /tpg/ non-fun
>Senorita Dido will never piss on you in the Yellow Lodge
>>85664997
:(
today's episode?
Friendly reminder that Eddie Vedder wrote the song "Daughter" for his band Pearl Jam which confirms that David Lynch raped his own fucking daughter. Listen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiqgTPmkfek
KORN
you stohl my KOrN
loL
>>85664930
>mfw there are Twin Peaks 'fans' that still insist that the show was just a satire of soap operas despite Lynch denying this multiple times
>>85665343
>senorita dido will never let you suck her amazing mommy milkies
>>85665340
thanks for the reminder
Sheryl in the streets...
Laura in the sheets :)
>>85665370
is that jon davis?
YOU ARE GOING BACK TO DUFTSPRAY
KOrNfirmRD!
mommy
>>85665389
thats a blessing
So /tpg/, will you be watching tonight's episode on your FUCKING PHONE like David wants you to?
10 minutes till stream ?
>>85665162
It's just annoying when people say LYNCHED to someone when it hasn't even happened yet and it is just someone predicting it.
>>85665026
>Twin Peaks was literal anime this whole time
>>85665388
>mfw Twin Peaks 'fans' still insist that Cooper is getting his mind back even though it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM
better show incoming
lol
>>85665467
Imma be watching GoT as you should
anybody know a reliable stream for tonights ep
kale mklochlyn
werd le gelynched
LOl
>>85665182
>is David Lynch's ultimate goal to get everyone to look like him
yeah and to molest them
>>85665488
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D
>>85665556
weebcrew.moe
>>85665571
then sign me up pham
DAILY REMINDER THAT THE WOMEN OF FRIENDS ARE FAR MORE SEXIER THAN THE WOMEN OF TWIN PEAKS
>>85665488
It's almost like being LYNCHED is a joke on /tpg/. People throwing hissy fits over non-serious posts make /tpg/ shit. Reddit might be the right place for you. Anywhere but here.
>>85665571
lucy LOL
>>85663421
weebcrew freezes up on me like every 20 minutes. better site?
>>85665488
Hahaha
severely
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D
>>85663421
54 minutes until we get CUTE
>>85665488
>>85665612
not at all, Audrey/Shelly/Annie are way superior
>>85665525
I pledge my life and honor to tonight's episode watch, for this night and all the nights to come, my fellow good sir. *a hearty wolveskin fedora tip to you my fellow watcher*
>>85665525
Pleb watching their dragon porn with shit writing. You gotta go back.
>>85663880
Irish are the masterrace you jewish cunt.
>>85665586
my log has a message for you
thanks.
>>85665629
But people use it even when I am trying to have a serious discussion.
>>85665721
I wonder if she was ever the Log Lady's goy toy
>>85665734
Do you know where you are?
>>85665370
BOB I WANT MY KORN (PAIN AND SORROW)
>>85665734
>trying
go be serious at reddyt you triggered faggit
>>85665721
t. Sheamus O'Malley DeHollihan
what if Laura became new Log lady after ressurrection?
>>85665388
It wasn't "just" a satire of soap operas, I never said that, but it was clearly satirizing soap operas. That wasn't the sole purpose of it though.
MISS, THE LOOK ON HER FACE WHEN IT WAS OPENED
THERE WAS ASTILLNESS
i have the fury of my own momentum
>>85665839
>>85665781
Emagine dropping a hot log on her chest bros
If Cooper had to come back TONIGHT how would you do it
>>85665819
Oh so everything's just a meme to you then?
>>85665879
WE LIVE INSIDE A MEME
>AREEEE?
>>85665877
Friendly reminder that Cooper is gonna back in next 6 series
>mfw the show is literally never going to go back to 1945 and the bob bug and woodsman will never be revisited
>>85665906
DOOOWWWWNNUGGGHGHGH
>>85665734
Trust me. There's nothing to discuss about a Lynch work that would call for someone to declare lynched. Lynch has made it clear that the reason he does anything in his works is because that's how he wanted it.The only thing worth discussing about Lynch's works are the aesthetics. Go think up some SiCk TheOries xD on reddit.
>>85665906
>>85664112
doppleganger
was Laura a Maneater?
>>85665956
is that vedder next to his face?
when does twin peaks become available on hulu typically?
we've been watching GoT first since it becomes available right at 9 but twin peaks seemingly takes a little longer
>>85665977
is this Daryl Holl and John Oates?
>>85665938
Impressive. Very nice.
>>85665956
OOOOOLD
>>85665848
most kino scene of all time
>this thread
>>85665977
Holland Oates?
TOOT
what are some other shows set around solving mysteries in a small town?
andy breakfast lol
>>85665935
You faggots are always discussing lore and theories since when did this become reddit? I think you are just being contrarian for the sake of it anon. Also Lynch just doesn't want people to ask HIM what things mean but he is okay with other people talking about their own meanings I am sure.
>>85664997
...there is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
>>85666009
hate this faggot
>>85666018
Gravity Falls
Friendly reminder that Abraham Lincoln passed the 13th Amendment during the Civil War finale. It confirms the South never gets their slaves back. (Pic is evil Lincoln)
>>85666033
Nice
is it live yet? should I check torrents?
- Moscow anon
>>85666018
Fire Walk With Me or Twin Peaks Seasons 1 and 2.
>>85666055
kek
>>85666070
One more hour
>>85666018
twin peaks
>>85666070
how's moscow
>>85665492
what part confirms it
HE'S COMING BACK TONIGHT I CAN FEEL IT.
>>85666123
Russian has superior waifus
>>85666018
Just play Deadly Premonition. It's practically a movie anyways. You have infinite ammo and basically never die.
>>85666123
never sleeps
>>85666123
how's annie
Gordon Colt lol
>>85666123
dark n black
3am here
>>85666174
stream links for today's episode please
>>85666138
>>85666138
he's dead
>>85666150
AUDREY WILL ALWAYS BE BEST GIRL
>>85666138
he's been dead for like 3 years which would be about a year or two before filming
>>85666174
>>85666174
She is the true best girl.
>>85666051
Went to shit after he found out about his Jewish ancestry
>>85665525
>GoT
>>85666197
poured in bowl lol
>>85666205
Read the thread newfag
>>85666210
>>85666213
A horrible monster rapist and murderer like Lynch has no problems digging up a poor man's corpse to put in his TV show.
Since the title of the episode tonight is Let's Rock, I bet we'll find out something about Agent Desmond. Maybe he even makes a small appearance.
Or absolutely nothing happens like that.
Does Lynch have weird teeth now?
>>85666030
>You faggots are always discussing lore and theories since when did this become reddit
Maybe if you're mixing this place up with r/twin peaks but we usually tell theory fags to fuck off to where they belong.
>he is okay with other people talking about their own meanings I am sure
What so you can have your own little head canon of what's going on. Wow sounds fun.
>>85666210
wrapped in plastic
>>85666221
>shadows
like poetry. it rhymes.
>>85666205
http://www.sho.com/twin-peaks
how to watch the show on steam?
>>85666249
Cooper will die and Chet Desmond will take his rightful place on the throne as the protagonist of Twin Peaks. Screencap this.
>>85666174
she's so fucking hot with her new hairstyle, holy shit. also, dat ring
>>85666202
JJ is a genius
>>85666291
>on Steam
Buy Deadly Premonition.
i dream of
SHELY
LOL
LOL
LOL LOL
LOL
öl
>>85666205
weebcrew
>>85666272
I will fucking LYNCH you IRL fag.
>>85666011
Oh hi CAT.
>>85666351
I'm sure you could buddy
>>85664294
She aged better than Donna, though.
Way better than fuckin' Donna.
>>85665586
>>85666323
weebcrew is shit on my machine
anything else is there not cucked by got?
>>85664822
Memes
>>85663654
>>85663596
Everything is canon
In the black lodge all are playing other characters fighting his weaknes and inner desires preparing for the dweller in the threshold duel, some win, some escape, and some are obliterated into nothingness
>>85665497
what's that dog gonna do to her haha
Only 30 minutes till we can see her again. What a time to be alive.