Remakes currently slated for release

Someone remake Barry Lyndon please

>>85662891
>Eyes Wide Shut
I doubt that one will happen considering what that film is actually about.

Some of these genuinely seem impossible.

Shit like the Warriors and Short circuit seem like such products of their time, remaking them is just doomed to failure

>>85662920
for what reason

>>85662891
>The Raid
>Scarface
>Invasion of The Body Snatchers
>The Birds
>Eyes Wide Shut
>Escape from New York
>Hellraiser
>Naked Gun
>Police Academy
>Predator
>Rambo
>Seven Samurai
>American Psycho
>The Fly
>The Warriors
>Commando
>The Wild Bunch
but..... WHY? i hate kikes so goddamn much.

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>>85662891
what difference does it make? I've long since stopped giving the film industry any money, unlike the mouth breathers around here.

Let them do as they please as they gasp for breath.

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Can't even imagine a naked gun film without the main man.

>>85662992
It'll be about a conspiracy by white people to disenfranchise minorities

Also fuck you OP for reminding me they're remaking The Raid

>>85662891
Thomas Crown Affair? that's the SECOND TIME. A lot of these need to be left alone, as they are literally classics, I mean Das Boot, are you fucking kidding me??

>>85662891
>Thomas Crown Affair
>Creature from The Black Lagoon
>The Blob
>Shaft
>The Fly
LOL Are they remaking the originals, or the remakes that everyone knows and likes?

A bit of a tangent: what movies would /tv/ WANT to be remade? Anything?

I wouldn't mind seeing a remake of The Last Starfighter. Everything about that movie but the concept is terrible.

>>85663293
>A lot of these need to be left alone, as they are literally classics
you're not very familiar with marxist tactics, are you? it's all about rewriting history and tainting all things traditional from "good ole' days".

>Death Wish
>American Werewolf In London
>Big Trouble in Little China
>The Birds
>Creature from The Black Lagoon
>The Craft
>Escape from New York
>Logan's Run
>The Matrix
>Shaft
>Commando
>The Ten Commandments
>The Warriors

Each one of these are perfectly set for the decade they came out in, trying to remake any of them will be clunky as fuck.

>>85663293
Some of those already on remakes of old shit.
Suspiria remake could be decent because of the director working on it.

No interest in most of these. Some have already had remakes anyway.

Matrix could be okay if it's a trilogy and parts two and three are better.

>>85663152
OJ is the main man

tfw no new cube movie yet ;-;

>>85662891
>Eyes Wide Shut
What the fuck?

>>85663389
>what movies would /tv/ WANT to be remade?
Anyone?

How about a new Mario movie? It sounds crappy just to type it, but better to remake that trash than to touch a classic. What about The Jerk? Could you see anyone doing that lovable goof like Steve Martin?

Based north korea please nuke amerrica

>>85663805
SMB was kino, only plebs don't appreciate it.

>>85663927
So you'd prefer a remake of The Pest more than The Jerk? I bet Josh Gad could make a good Pest movie.

>>85662891
This is an amazing list, it starts out derisively funny and becomes physically fucking half way down before becoming an endurance event to read completely.

They are rmaking The Crow as well.
Fuckers are going to revive a face painting trend with that one. Like juggalos with more crying.

>>85664476
*physically fucking painful

>>85662891

Which movies will get diversified?

Well god forbid they make anything new these days. Why have talent when you can just remake an old film but without any of the charm?

>>85664826
>As if there's any that won't
Get fucking ready anon, that boot lip from star wars will be playing the crow, I believe it's already confirmed michael b jordan is neo, naked gun will feature that fat bitch from (((ghostbusters))) as Francine Dreben, Rambo will be the boot lip again though Shaft will of course remain black but will be fucked up with jayden smith

>>85662891
>Looted Shop of Horrors
>Suspiria Jackson (that'll be the character's name)
>Death Wish (just a night drive in the ghetto)
>Jatravius Crown Affair
>Basketball American In London
>Blackface
>Slaveship Troopers
>Invasion of The Booty Snatchers
>Nig Trouble in Little China
>Creature from The BLACKED Lagoon
>Das Booty
>Don't Look Now (there's a nigger)
>White Flight from New York
>The Fugitive (from child support)
>Housepricelowerer
>The Blob (starring that thing from Precious)
>Jaquanza's Ladder
>Logan's Run (from the police)
>Jim Crow
>The Matrix
>Naked Hi-point
>Nightmare on Elm Street (guess who just moved in)
>Groidlings
>Sexual Predator
>Neverending Rap-sheet
>Short Lifespan
>The Flys (on a niglet's face)
>The Wild Banana Bunch

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>>85662891
>Das Boot
There is no way it will turn out well.