ITT: Movies you refuse to see because the title is stupid

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In my country the title is "Back in the game".

>>85661379
>Restrepo
Sorry dude, I don't speak Italian.

>>85661379
Surely you're not baiting by saying the reason you won't see it is that the film and its protagonist share a name.

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>>85661379
His face and that fucking name piss me off alone. I will never watch it. Really makes you fink.

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>>85661379

This has to be bait or AT LEAST shilling.

Sully, and for that matter, Captain Phillips. And Forrest Gump actually.

Nothing against Tom, but I rage pretty hard over just those titles.

Major Payne

Beetlejuice

anything Dracula

Shit titles and undoubtedly shit movies

>>85661379
Princess Bride. Get fucked if im watching some dumb chick flick.

Atomic Blonde

>>85663342
I feel ya bro. I already know Divine Secrets of the Ya-ya Sisterhood is gunna be some Jew version of a Dan Brown movie, so fuck all of that. I actually would watch a chick flick though, but only for mad pussy purposes.

>>85663163
Forrest Gump is a book adaptation, so you can't really fault them too hard for that.

>The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Spoiler alert

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>dude puke lmao

Baby Driver

ITT: Autism

>>85661379
live free or die hard. i just can't support a movie with such an unapologetically nationalistic title. especially because of all the bad stuff the us has done.

The Day After Tomorrow

o brother where art though
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the curious case of benjamin button

>>85665260
>o brother where art thou
My sister went through a blue-grass phase after seeing this movie and it was really fucking annoying.

>>85661379
It's not really a good movie either tbqh

Justice league or avengers.

Both just sound fucking retarded

>>85665443
I always assumed it was some shakespeare shit from the title

>>85661379
It's true bad titles have put me off movies and I'm more compelled to try a movie if it has a cool one, but it's a habit I'm trying to break because lots of good movies have bad titles and lots of bad movies have good titles.

>>85665523
It's an adaptation of Homer's Odyssey, so you're not far off

>>85663284
You're right about Beetlejuice. I haven't seen the others but Dracula is awesome so I bet I could find you a good film with Dracula that doesn't have his name in the title.

>>85663342
Oh gosh, this is the biggest example of "film I didn't watch for the longest time because it had a dumb title that I associated with Princess Diaries but then when I actually watched it it was amazing." No joke, it became one of my favorite films.

>>85665523
>>85665652
Ironically it's some weird hillbilly shit. Titles can be so misleading.

How has no one mentioned "Dear White People" yet?

>>85661379
>"John Wick"
Well, the porno parody "John Dick" seemed to work

>>85666062
Thanks for reminding me of that fucking shit

>>85661454
Brasil?

>>85661379
It's absolute garbage anyway.