Kojima is canon now Edition
https://pastebin.com/Zi0MW4bz
Meanwhile: >>85654979
>>85659607
>Bought Frost's book
wtf i hate kojima now
käl cooper lol
>tfw will wake up to Twin Peaks
Upset Sheryl
HIDEO GOT FROSTED
>>85659607
F R O S T E D
R
O
S
T
E
D
Friendly reminder that Jimmy Scott recorded a song for the season 2 finale, it confirms that I'll see you and you'll see me and I'll see you in the branches that blow in the breeze under the sycamore trees.
Im more hyped for this episode than i was for the first episode of the 3rd season
hopefully it will be another fourth-dimensional abstract cosmic mindfuckery like the 8th
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms The Man from Another Place never gets his form back. (Pic is Evolution of the Arm)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM
>>85659658
same
can't wait so I'm going to bed early
good night /tpg/
>>85659664
how many dicks would fit in there
Good actor, Bad musician
>>85659664
How did she get so upset? I bet someone smelled her fart haha
korn kornfirmed
>>85659607
what the fuck
I hate Frost now
Bros how can a heart that filled with love start to cry? Asking for a friend.
>>85659719
say that shit to my face not online and see what happens
>>85659607
What would a TP inspired story by Hideo be like?
I enjoyed Swery's ideas in Deadly Premonition.
>>85659719
YOU'RE DEEEEERAAAAAAAAAAAANGED
>>85659708
wish i could do that but i would be thinking about the episode until 3am probably because my sleep schedule is fucked up
so might aswell just wait and watch it
>>85659700
checked.
https://youtu.be/SEQycU_fk3s
As someone who actually reads, Marks book is the most poorly written thing I have read since Harry Potter as a kid.
I'm going to cuddle Candie!
lyle looper lol
>>85659719
Wrong.
>>85659778
Outside is so underrated.
>>85659763
She was happy she didn't have to suffer anymore
david lunch lol
>>85659719
let's post underrated/unknown god tier bowie songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW0XT5SbEII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddn-5uKH6MU
What are the chances of seeing a bowie cameo in twin peaks?
>>85659799
Candie posting is getting old. We get it, she is attractive
dennis cooper lol
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM [Embed]
>>85659852
>What are the chances of seeing a bowie cameo in twin peaks?
very unlikely. but I'll never stop believing, it would break /tpg/
>>85659852
100%
>>85659719
Agreed. He is the most overrated musician of the 20th century
>>85659852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKz_YJhQtzs
shreddie vedda lol
>>85659879
was it autism?
>>85659795
>Trying to get reader cred on the internet for saying poplit is not good
This isn't /lit/
>>85659905
you're an absolute beginner
why do candie posters exist
Holy Jesus this threads keep getting more and more retarded every week
>>85659865
Le lynched meme
Can you imagine /tpg/ if the name Judy is even mentioned? I'm expecting a full 315 post page of Judy posting. It will be the end times.
>>85659940
even better question: what happened to phillipposters and jumpingmanposters?
>>85659795
back to your videogames, faggot
*die fahne hoch playing in the background*
tpg goes full autism before a new ep
post stream link
that anime site from last week
do it now
>>85659894
I believe
Hell god baby damn yes
>>85659943
Take a look in a the mirror, buddy.
I'm in the UK for business atm, how do britbongs watch? I've been in the states every other Sunday since it started airing so I've been using the showtime app, but dat don't work over here
>>85659956
imagine if Bowie just appears looking like this in front of gordon and albert and says at the end of tonights episode:
>well, now we are going to talk about judy
>>85660035
weebcrew.moe
Scaruffi is among us
>Bowie was a protagonist of his times, although a poor musician: to say that Bowie is a musician is like saying that Nero was a harp player (a fact that is technically true, but misleading). Bowie embodies the quintessence of artificial art, raises futulity to paradigm, focuses on the phenomenon rather than the content, makes irrelevant the relevant, and, thus, is the epitome of everything that went wrong with rock music.
>>85660047
onthe telly govnah!!
Hello there fourchan friends! This is David. My daughter Sheryl Lee accidently got out of the house today, and we've been looking all over for her with the dogs and it's been a whole mess. If you see her, please make sure to return her to my home as soon as possible and do not alert the authorities. Here's a picture of that fucking bitch for reference.
Warm regards, David
>>85660047
what business?
here it's on Now TV for streaming, Sky Atlantic on cable (but you need to be with the provider Sky).
you can try and start a Now TV trial at their website if you just want a quick fix. don't know if you need a valid UK address or phone number though.
>>85660098
Hey David, this is Mark, did you remember to direct that scene where the Giant stares into the camera for 45 minutes and then says "Buy the book"?
>>85659940
Why do cuteposters exist
Why do vedderposters exist
Why do judyposters exist
Why do lunchposters exist
Why do jumpingmanposters exist
Why do phillipposters exist
Why do sherylleeposters exist
Why did shellyposters exist
The answer:autism
>>85660098
SHE's with ME now
>this general will die when the season finishes
>>85660069
Bowie looks pretty good there considering he was dying.
>>85660171
Thank God
>>85660069
WE WON'T TALK ABOUT JUDY EVER
>>85660176
we are all dying anon
>>85659607
Great, now he'll rip off Secret History as well.
>>85660098
David please put the gun down, we can solve this without violence
Sheryl Lee is a remarkably genuine, lovely, gorgeous, likeable, highly intelligent, tremendously talented, amazingly sweet, caring, exceptionally kind, adorably cute and extraordinarily wonderful lady with the most beautiful smile and a soft voice that can lull you into a meditative state if you allow it to who is inflicted with the blood disease of Neutropenia which she does not deserve to be suffering from!
>>85659997
>INVINCIBLE GERMANY!
>INVINCIBLE GERMANY!
is kojima a hack
Who would you rather see?
Judy or Ayudeme?
>>85660246
what does her farts smell like?
>>85660246
LONGER
>>85660246
also she's single!
>>85660262
i want to see the monkey
more Jane Levy tonight?
will death stranding be pt 8 the game?
>>85660262
Ayudamen already had his perfect scene.
If Judy appeared the shitposting here would be on a complete other level.
>>85659930
You'll see...
>>85659795
name one way it's badly written. that means grammatical or narrative technique, not content.
I only found it a little boring because I don't like epistolary works in general, but otherwise it's literally fine.
>>85660341
hope so
>>85660294
Rome wasn't built in a day, anon
>>85660301
Wait WHAT
I thought she had a son
>>85660347
but we don't know what Judy looks like, it'd be more fun if Cooper went to Buenos Aires for some reason and Ayudemen was still working in the hotel
It's basically midnight here and I don't think I'll be awake to watch it with you guys, unless I get a good pick-me-up!
>>85660358
IMAGE
>>85660388
yeah and babies arent made in 9 days either anon
>>85660257
>likes Nolan
>reads Mark Frost books
>hangs around with Refn and JJ Abrhams
What do you think
when I was a lad one of the first cds I ever bought was yield by pearl jam and I still don't know why. like I went looking for it but i don't think there weren't any radio hits on that one. anyway, dubs and vedder saves coop tonight.
>>85660388
But she helped build it.
what do u think its like to fuck ur own daughter and destroy her mentally and physically?
>>85660388
she could build my pisa tower if you know what I mean
>>85660390
She does but her and her husband got divorced.
>>85660435
>>85660447
David please
>>85660447
It turns you into Lynch.
Do you think Laura is still Alive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE4ZfCpw-zY
Lynch is a rapist?
>>85660388
>Rome wasn't built in a day, anon
but what if it was though that would be sick lol
this board is full of SUNDAYFAGS
REEEEEEEE
>yfw Where Is My Mind by Pixies starts playing when Cooper goes back to normal
saw this at the mall today and was really tempted to buy it...but ughhhh funko
what's the deal with that box in buenos aires?
>>85660596
Well there won't be another company making it so you may as well just buy it.
>>85660596
I saw this awhile back and instantly sperged out because Evil Coop never does that thing with the coffee. that's toy is a complete lie reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
imagine meeting Kyle haha and then you ask him about what will happen next week and he tells you he'll treat you to your favorite meal instead wow wouldn't that be crazy so you go with him to have your favorite meal and have a pleasant conversation with Kyle haha but then suddenly he falls off his chair and hits his head on the floor and you help him up but he starts acting like Coop is currently wow wouldn't that be crazy so now you have to be Kyle's super special best friend and help him through the day until he recovers haha just kidding
Her head is shaped like an orb
>>85660596
>Making them doppelgangers except doppelganger Cooper never did that coffee thing
I think we can all agree that the mourge lady is the best character from The Return
mark, frosted
LOL
>>85660683
I think she was ruined for me because of her fucking abysmal character in Hung.
More Otis when?
ya'll are nerds haha
>>85660665
>>85660680
its weird cus when it was announced he had black eyes. Idk why they changed it to be wrong
>>85660666
>>85660596
Why are these things even popular
Hello Buella
>>85660596
>ughhhh
>>85660767
cheap and have the illusion of being collectible
Where does Dune fit in the Twin Peaks timeline?
>>85660666
???
>>85659689
whoa. I know what this film is and have probably screencapped the exact same frame.
are you my doppelganger?
>>85660798
It doesn't even fit in the David Lynch timeline. See also: The Elephant Man.
buy these instead, also made by funko though
>>85660529
>it's a my career exists solely as a consequence of ethnic nepotism because i clearly have no talent of any kind episode
>>85660798
DPiuegoi get spacesuit
>>85659607
He never tweeted that. I can see through your charade Mark
>>85660596
>twin peaks/GoT then rick and morty
reddit must be so happy
>>85660907
>if I post LYNCHED in response to any post it will be funny even if it has no relevance!
>>85660886
https://twitter.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/891238120817016832
he tweets about something he bought every 2 minutes so you probably missed it
>>85658126
>watching 1080p/i content on a 4k tv
>>85660886
>has a gun
>walks in arms reach of the target
>>85660951
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D
>>85660951
I didn't mean to. I thought it was just a picture of Shelly making a weird face and it would be my response to that abomination of a doll.
>>85659852
>In the Heat of the Morning
>Conversation Piece
>The Width of a Circle
>Queen Bitch
>Hang On to Yourself
>Cracked Actor
>Sweet Thing/Candidate
>Win
>Stay
>What in the World
>The Secret Life of Arabia
>Yassassin
>Teenage Wildlife
>The Drowned Girl
>Criminal World
>This is Not America
>Absolute Beginners
>Underground
>When the Wind Blows
>Zeroes
>I Can't Read
>You've Been Around
>If There Is Something
>Untitled No.1
>I Have Not Been to Oxford Town
>Seven Years in Tibet
>Something in the Air
>5:15 the Angels Have Gone
>Reality
>Love is Lost
>'Tis a Pity She Was a Whore (original)
>I Can't Give Everything Away
There ya go, some deeper cuts from every album he's put out except for Pin Ups (all covers) and Tin Machine II (absolute dreck)
>>85661011
what was he doing in that scene?
mister jackpots
>yfw the red room looks so different now because we've only been seeing the red room's doppleganger
is david lunch the best peaks meme
>>85661064
YAAAAASSAAAAASSIINNNNN
YAAAAASSAAAAASSINNNNN
>>85660951
>this fag is soL Y N C H E Dhis anus will never recover
>>85661068
All we know is that he killed the guy after.
>>85660995
fair enough, thanks
>>85661200
Pay the fuck attention, fag.
:3
>>85660951
>>85661267
she returns tonight. it was spoiled at TP Fest
>>85661258
I hate this picture what a low energy slingshot.
>>85661332
LE LYNCHEDDD xDDDD
>>85661351
that filename completely spoils it
So Ray is still on the run from dopple coop right?
>>85661109
>YAAAAASSAAAAASSINNNNN
I'm not ajudyguy
>>85661069
kek
Is the only reason people are excited for today's episode the tagline "Let*s Rock" or has there been some top secret information?
>>85661374
Go back to plebbit and watch your dragon porn
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D
>>85661401
It's confirmed that David Bowie comes back and beats Lucy to death with a shovel.
>>85661351
if you click it fast enough repeteadly you can see her :)
you fucked it up
>>85661412
btfo hahah
eddie cheddar lol
>>85661412
>there is anything wrong with dragon porn
hahaha lynched boys!
>>85661388
On the way to the farm last we saw him
>>85661437
was doing the same thing lol
GORDON COLT LOL
>when you realize Lynch is a poor man's Jodorowsky
>>85661455
That's kind of confusing because the place Mr. C, Hutch, and Chantal were at was also a farm but apparently isn't The Farm.
>>85659700
Delete this post
richard gore lol
>>85661515
CUNT
>>85661401
cast members have been hyping this episode on twitter dot com
>>85661507
>>85661093
no gordon colt is
>>85659700
Friendly reminder that you're a meme-spouting faggot and everyone is tired of your bullshit.
>>85661498
the whole thing's pretty confusing. sam is running from coop but is working with phillip who according to albert was working with coop?
>>85661575
that is scarier than any Lynch movie
>>85661575
wait what
>Amy Shiels
>Born: 1991, Malahide, Republic of Ireland
>Irish
>sub-human
D R O P P E D
>>85661600
You'll see...
>>85661556
But I thought cast members (outside of Kyle) have no idea when any scene is supposed to appear?
>>85661064
>(absolute dreck)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W17ETEPpGKc
>>85661602
not confusing
>phillips used to work with coop
>phillips has turned on coop (probably cause hes the bad coop)
>phillips used ray and darya to end coop
>darya and ray failed
>coop mad
>>85661651
sort of. the cinematographer or something hyped up episode 8 a lot and word spread that it was something special. there are moles.
>>85661600
stupid dwarfs
>>85661376
>>85661575
WHATCHU DOIN MY BOY IM TAKIN A SHIT HOMIE
BLACK GRANNIES
>>85661575
I'd like some background on that.
>>85661681
But Jeffries will always have been working with Dopplecoop so what you're saying is that he only just recently found out that it wasn't the real Cooper?
>>85661681
yeah that makes sense. that's why coop wanted debriefed on him too.
>>85661651
>>85661694
oh and the cast spoiled something about tonight's ep at Twin Peaks Festmost likely the return of Audrey
>>85661732
Black grandpas
>>85659865
>>85661732
>>85661774
it was obviously black grand pianos so he could sing
>Mairzy doats And Dozy Doats
>And liddle lamzy divey
>A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
>>85661774
Friendly Kek
>>85659940
Best girl etc.
There's a Jeffries who spoke to Albert and got the South American agent's name, there's a Jeffries who contracted Darya and Ray to kill Dark Coop, and there's a "Jeffries' who talked to Dark Coop on the phone and told him he wanted Bob back. Not sure which of these are the same person and which if any are the same as the original FWWM Jeffries
Pie anyone?
CANDIE A CUTE
>>85661902
dammit james how are you so cool??
>>85661843
>>85661902
she's sub-human irish scum. barely even female desu.
>>85661902
A L F A
L
F
A
>>85661750
He could've been using Doppelcoop, until he's no longer useful. It was his turn to go back to the Lodge now after all.
If Jeffries helped setting up the decoy (Dougie), he also knew about Doppelcoop's plan:
>Dougie is taken to the lodge instead of Doppelcoop
>Real Cooper back in the world
>Either Real Cooper or Doppelcoop needs to die
and therefore planned for Ray and Darya to kill Doppelcoop.
>>85660361
Read more and you will now
>>85661600
>>85662048
t. for trying to school people on what makes good writing, person who can't write.
>>85661937
Fuck off /pol/, you're not even white.
>>85661902
>he's generously offering you the pie because he literally cannot eat it himself due to his complete lack of colon
>>85662135
It because who want pie when can have Candie?
>>85659651
It's a fun read, also it's full of pictures with high production values
>>85660257
He's a misunderstood hack genius.
>>85661902
The actor that plays James seems like he's borderline retarded.
>>85661839
>son fuck stepmom
How based can Ray Wise be?
>>85662202
He's just quiet.
>>85662083
the irish aren't white, ergo your "waifu" is an inferior species.
I used to be a Shellyfag but after last weeks episode I am now officially a Candiefag.
>>85662202
only since the accident.
>>85662225
Quietly retarded.
>>85661839
tweets can't be kin-
>>85662202
why, post an interview where he acts like an idiot please
>>85662243
inferior species
>>85662253
>going from one shit waifu to the other
sounds about right
>>85662202
be nice, anon. tp was probably the biggest thing he's ever done he's just excited for it to be back. he's cool.
>>85662329
Nah Candie is pure I know it. Shelly was a mistake.
>>85659700
Friendly reminder, red pool balls.
CAN WE GET SOME LOVE FOR DONNA!!?!
>>85662306
yes retard, that's what i said. celts aren't white.
>>85662380
Go away, LFB.
>>85662380
FWWM Donna > normal Donna
>2 hours and 18 minutes still
reeeeeeeeeee
>>85662243
>best Twin Peaksfu
>white
pick one.
>>85662419
FWWM Normal Donna > Donna
>>85662451
>ywn get two rides from jade
>>85662380
she was cuter in season 1 with her shorter hair. it got too long in season 2 imo.
>>85662302
Find one from the premiere and you'll see. His vocabulary is of a 7 year old.
HELLO FRENLO
>>85662494
So Donald Trump
>>85661902
Yesssss
>>85662521
Tonight's the night. I feel it
>>85660796
Illusion being the key word obviously
>>85662529
Mark I didn't buy your book
>>85662243
Post your mongrel gf, you larping-as-white-on-the-internet /pol/ retard.
>>85662451
those spicy thighs of hers drive me nuts
>>85659719
never come into a general ever again kid, I will fucking destroy you
>>85662529
Get out of this thread Mark Frost. This is a Trump supporting website. Thank you.
>>85662576
>>85660836
Neat
>>85662533
Surprised and impressed by Miriam's survival instinct. Now we'll just have to see if she's capable of speaking to anyone, let alone the cops.
Richard is so dumb
>>85662561
if it isn't i have a perfect image for that
>>85661843
>those shit-colored, soulless eyes
smdhtbqhwyf
>>85662561
>>85662533
It's amazing how such a quirky, silly character took such a dark turn. One of things I love about Twin Peaks.
Jade Give Two Rides
REMINDER
>>85662653
Fuck off, Eddie. I meant for Jumping Man. We all know Cooper is never coming back.
>>85662615
Nah kid, go to reddit if you want a circlejerk hivemind
>>85659700
Friendly reminder to fuck off
>>85661008
He had only ever stabbed people before. Also he's supposed to be walking through a crowd but they make it look clear too early
Friendly reminder that Jeremy spoke in the lodge today.
>>85662615
No it's not you propagandist faggot.
go back to /r/The_Donald where you people belong.
>>85662561
Tonight's the night. I feel it
>>85662709
So does the Red Room always appear that way and Jacques' choice of drapery for his cabin was just a convenient coincidence? Cause the red curtains were originally played off as one of the clues in Cooper's dream. Maybe it always looks that way to Coop because of that connection???
stan already leaked it
Vedder as Phillip Jeffries is gonna be sick as fuck
>>85662362
>live-in sex worker for gangsters
>pure
I love this meme
Tell me about how the Mitchums are nice therefore they don't have sexual urges
>>85662764
Just so you know a lot of this shit is made up by Lynch as he goes along
>>85662615
We're all Berniebros like our man Lynch. Fix your heart or die.
>>85662778
>>85662784
So far they just seem to be maids. There's been nothing about them being used for sex at all, it's just an assumption on your part. It's a good assumption, but it's not backed up by anything in the show so far.
Hugs, never fugs
>>85662615
>>85662752
wow ved wow
Is it worth watching?
Never seen it.
>>85662806
that's were mark frost enters
>>85662832
This is the most plebbit thing I've seen. You gotta go back.
>>85662806
yes but he has excellent taste in waifus and hubandos and that you can't make up.
I'm in France
Any way to watch this LIVE legally ? Streams are pleb quality I want 1080p. Canal Plus only does US+24.
>>85662846
They're live-in maids constantly dressed in sexy outfits
If anything it's a bigger stretch to assume they're not
I don't even care because I'm not a candie guy but this /a/ meme needs to stop when barely any of the girls on the show are pure because this isn't an anime
>>85662865
Yes. Start with tonight's episode and go from there.
>>85661630
candie transcends time and space tho
>>85662897
theres a new episode in 2 hours we are NOT starting up the reddit faggotry again
>>85662897
nope
>>85662984
THICC
>>85662865
Yes, my friend. It is quite a delight.
>>85662925
Get a VPN and subscribe to Showtime. Some non US anons use services that provide a virtual US CC number that charges your card. I don't know the details though.
>>85659943
We're a reverse Dougie Jones
>>85662939
>They're live-in maids constantly dressed in sexy outfits
Vegas casinos regularly employ showgirls and fancy dress waitresses. it's not about sex.
>>85662190
>reversed photo of the Owl Cave map
Such production, such value
>>85662984
Dat ass
>>85663014
>>85663087
imagine being that guy whose racism limits and dysregulates him to the point that he'd drop even fucking candie
>>85663164
>dysregulate
what did he mean by this?
>>85663078
I'm still shocked he hasn't been impeached solely for letting 3 Doors Down perform in front of the Lincoln Memorial.
That's like a musical 9/11
>>85663164
A man must have standards
>>85663078
I AINT THE SMARTEST TOOL IN THE SHED
kcor s'tel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D3Nl1GZzuw
>>85663250
Better than this disgrace.
fuck thank god this threads almost done
>>85663289
Friendly reminder that Chris Isaak recorded a song for Episode 12, it confirms that Chester Desmond was trapped in the lodge and became the jumping man
>>85663164
I know scientific facts trigger you redditors, but facts are facts. if the actress who plays candie is truly irish, then she is at best a low-tier "white". desu she has got that mongrel celt look about her.
>>85663367
And slight fetal alcohol syndrome features.
>>85663354
GIVE JUMPING MAN THE GLAD HAND
>>85663341
>3 Doors Down
>better than Common, Janelle Monae, Alicia Keys, Busta, Chance or Timbaland
trump supporters are literal cancer
>>85663247
in the sense of emotional dysregulation - i guess you could just say triggered
poo lady
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
>>85663247
you do know that's a word, don't you?
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/dysregulation
>>85663437
you just listed a bunch of niggers, what's your point?
i can't read /tpg/ anymore because it's all just thinly veiled spoilers at this point
>>85663573
that racist ideology is asinine and belongs in the stone age, as you've just proven.
lmao. imagine defending 3 Doors Down. that's actually way worse than racism.
>>85659711
I would, but only my penis.
>>85663164
No one likes the Irish, its not a race thing
>>85662419
S3 Donna>>>Donna