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Rejected PLANET OF THE APES Movies 2017-07-30 09:12:38 Post No. 85658649
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Why is everyone working in this franchise fucking bonkers?
Adam Rifkin's RETURN TO THE PLANET OF THE APES.
>Years after the Icarus crash-landed on Earth, the apes have reached a Roman society ruled by the ruthless General Izan, and force their human slaves to fight in the colliseum. Duke (Charlie Sheen), George Taylor's grandson, is captured and forced to become a gladiator, but rallies the other humans to rebel against their ape overlords.
Sam Raimi's PLANET OF THE APES
>The Planet of the Apes is going through Rennaisance, and the totalitarian government is concerned about the anti-establishment artwork of the liberal apes as well as the constant human revolts. Amidst this scenario, genius ape inventor and artist Leonardo (Roddy McDowell) shelters a half-human, half-ape hybrid that could change human-ape relations forever.
Oliver Stone's PLANET OF THE APES.
>Intelligent pre-historic apes crack an ancient code hidden in the Bible that foretells of future events and use it to lead an uprising, placing in motion a millennia-spanning plan to undermine humanity's defenses before tricking humans into finding and reviving them so they can take over.
Phillip Noyce's RETURN OF THE APES
>In the future, a plague is making humans extinct. Geneticist Will Robinson (Arnold Schwarzenegger) discovers the plague is a genetic time bomb embedded in the Stone Age. He time travels with pregnant colleague Billie Rae Diamond to a time when Palaeolithic humans were at war for the future of the planet with highly evolved apes led by the gorilla Drak. Robinson and Diamond discover a young human girl, Aiv (pronounced "Eve"), to be the next step in evolution, which is why the apes created the virus to destroy the human race. They protect her from the virus, thus ensuring the survival of the human race 102,000 years later. Diamond gives birth to a baby boy named Adam, who falls in love with Eve and their offspring become the Homo Sapiens Sapiens.
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>Arnold Schwarzenegger
>Geneticist
Nope.
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>>85658649
OP and the Gay Planet of the Apes
OP crash lands on a gay planet full of gay apes and is made to suck gay ape cock
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>>85658649
Escape from the Planet of the Apes to Return to the Planet of the Apes
>Apes build a spaceship and Return to the Planet of the Apes in the distant future where they are killed by the cobalt bomb from the end of Beneath the Planet of the Apes
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Almost fell for it
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>>85658649
>Oliver Stone's PLANET OF THE APES.
>>Intelligent pre-historic apes crack an ancient code hidden in the Bible that foretells of future events and use it to lead an uprising, placing in motion a millennia-spanning plan to undermine humanity's defenses before tricking humans into finding and reviving them so they can take over.
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>>85659914
Apes have proportionally smaller penises, Anon. Think those can satiate OP?
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>>85658649
Those all sound better than what we got.
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>>85660242
not these apes. they have evoled to have big nigger ape cocks
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>>85660300
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man, sam raimi's one actually is kinda cool
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>>85658649
>>Years after the Icarus crash-landed on Earth, the apes have reached a Roman society ruled by the ruthless General Izan, and force their human slaves to fight in the colliseum. Duke (Charlie Sheen), George Taylor's grandson, is captured and forced to become a gladiator, but rallies the other humans to rebel against their ape overlords.
That sounds fucking awesome.
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>>85658649
The Adam Rifkin one would be GOAT
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Alejandro Jodorowsky's VOYAGE TO THE PLANET OF THE APES
>The twin spaceships Icarus and Daedalus enter a rainbow-colored space anomoly, the Daedalus is sent far into the past, transforming the crew into chimpanzees who then crash land on Earth and come across primitive humans whom they enslave. The Icarus is transported directly into the sun but is preserved by an unknown force, the crew encounter a society of energy beings far more advanced than humans. The two stories run in parallel and juxtapose the respective animalistic and transcended journeys of the two crews.
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> Return of the Revenge of the Escape from the War Beyond the Planet of the Apes
> In the far future two-to-five human scientists travel backwards in time to assassinate Caesar before he causes the Rise™ of the Planet of the Apes™, but they do not count with two apes sent from their past (our future) to assassinate them before they assassinate Caesar. Matters complicate when a third set of assassins, sent from the far far future (mutual), arrive to assassinate the apes sent to assassinate the humans sent to assassinate Caesar. As this epic, centuries-spanning Mexican standoff develops, further questions are raised by a fourth team sent during Caesar's time (using prehistoric technology, revealed to be from the far, far, far future) to the far, far future to assassinate the...
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>>85658649
Rifkin's is literally Spartacus but with apes
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Wouldn't it be sick if God synder directed one. Batman could even be one of the astronauts
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>>85658649
>Oliver Stone
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