/strek/ thread

>>85658394
Thanks for making yet another Deep SHIT 9 thread, actionbabby FAGGOT.

>>85658417
what is your favorite trek?

>>85658485
Star Trek: Discovery, it'll be the only canon one.

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>>85658394
>>85658417
>>85658485
>>85658648

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theory: captain lorca will do nothing wrong

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You now remember that diana beat Data in chess

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>>85658918

>>85658648
4chan btfo again. I'm a time traveler and have watched it all. Despite a shitty fan base cause CBS are idiots and aired it on streaming service, it shoots Star Trek up in popularity so the JJ verse is canned. It lasts 7 season, with each one getting a little better. Get ready for a wild ride. Watch these dubs

Is it fat Riker fanfic time?

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>>85660105

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>Space Hitler becomes the Space Devil

>>85658817
Can't wait until he dies and the strong independent """"""black"""""" woman takes her rightful place as Captain.

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>>85660216
>Space Hitler is possessed by space Satan after turning into a space Gypsy

>>85660203
except the 5 extra pounds riker gains every time he visits?

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What the hell was her problem?

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>I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world... Life in plastic, it's fantastic... You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere... Imagination, life is your creation... COME ON, BARBIE, LET'S GO PARTY ah-ha-ha-yeah COME ON, BARBIE, LET'S GO PARTY ooh-woah, ooh-woah!

are the Q humans from the very very very distant future?

>>85661252
Maybe, but probably not.

>>85660427
She devoted her life to the Prophets and they spoke to some human nigger instead of her.

>>85661435
They never spoke to her because she devoted her life to the Pah-Wraiths.

Remember, it's not linear.

>>85660427
shes Bajoran

I really really hate Vic Fontaine

>>85661775
>I really really hate fun

why?

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>it's a Bajor that refuses migrants episode

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>>85660427
didn't get SPOONED enough

>>85661801
>cue 5 minutes of singing

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>>85661775
>>85661940
In time you shall learn to love him.

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Holosex is degeneracy

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>>85662074

>>85662106
>Star Trek was neve real
>it was just another one of Murdock's delusions

>>85662074
Did Geordi put is ABC into the holo-lady?

>It's a 7 years guy starts spamming about STD thread
wew, buttmad levels on this scale can actually damage subspace.

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>>85662074

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*blocks your path*

>>85662378
That was over an hour ago. We're talking about Star Trek now. Catch up.

>>85660752
kek

>>85662378
am I going to be accused of everything you don't like now? seek help

>>85658817
He's literally going to die in the pilot episode isn't he? It's already so predictable

>>85662438

Is there a link to this scene anywhere online?

>>85662935
Then they have already outsmarted you.

Current indications are that he lives and Michelle Yeoh dies.

>>85663143

Lies, all lies.

>>85661929
OCCUPIED.COM

>>85663175
>he's the captain of the Discovery
>she's the captain of the Shenzhou
>the first episode is about the Shenzhou
>the rest of the series is about the Discovery
In all likelihood, Yeoh dies and the Shenzhou blows up, and Yeoh's crew gets transferred to the Discovery to serve under Isaacs.

Your theory only works if this was called Star Trek: Shenzhou instead.

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ATTENTION BAJORIAN WORKERS. I Fucked Major Kira's mom. That's is all.

Does it bother anyone else that the Bajoran relgion is actually fucking real? They have real relics and the gods actual act and speak to people

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>>85663326
Attention Dukat. We have already notified Bajoran workers we fucked their mothers. Please try to keep up

>>85663473
Vorta and jem'hadar religion is true too.

>>85663473
>>85663558
The Jamake Highwater religion is also real. Chakotay met his Gods in one episode.

>>85663473
so is human religion
Picard died and met god

>>85663473
it probably makes Gene roll over in his grave. according to him in the 24th century no one grieved over someone's death. because it's the future! according to Gene there is no religion in the future

>>85663640
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>>85663640
>communism is the best
>Gene Roddenberry

>>85663534
So if Kira's mom banged Dukat. Was Ziyal Kira's half sister?

>>85663702
who knows how many bajorans Dukat fucked? probably a lot

>>85662074
I wanted to sniff her feet so bad

>>85663473
The Greek religion is real.

t. Apollo

>>85663697
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/New%20Age/gene_roddenberry.htm
>Gene Roddenberry (1921-1991) was a wicked unsaved atheist who died in his sins without Jesus Christ and went to Hell, sad to say.

>>85663473
The wormhole aliens are just ascended bajorans from the far future so it's alright.

Ensign Ro is my waifu. Do not look at her

>>85663765
sounds like me desu

>>85663841
except the (((atheist))) part

>>85663886
so i guess when i say he "sounds like me" i can appreciate the same trek as him. this atheist bullshit and forced diversity is ruining the franchise

>>85664074
This might be the wrong franchise for you. You should leave these threads as soon as possible.

>>85662074
Just watched the episode with holo-Dr Brahms and Geordi for the first time (working my way through the series). Somewhat odd of a relationship between them but damn she is cute.

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>>85662074
>>85662074
>You are now aware, that when Quarks closed Quark had to send Rom or one of his poor waiters up the hollow suites with cleaning fluid and a bucket of water to clean up the jizz stains.
>You are now also aware that he had a complete record of what holo programs were used by humans on the station. Most of it was depraved, violent and disgusting.
>Quark's fear and disgust of hoomons was completely rational.

>>85665222
Quark was always seeking out the most depraved Holosuite programs to make more money off of.

>>85665222
>he has a holo Consulea programmed but he just like likes to hear Nog wimper

seriously though there is no way anyone cleans out the holodeck by hand. Shit would be a hodbed of disease

>>85665357
While that's true, he knows the truth, Starfleet and the federation are a bunch of vile disgusting violent degenerates.

The depraved holosuite programs are DS9's best defense against the repressed federation violence and debauchery.

Quark is the unsung hero of DS9.

>>85663765
>can't tell if that web-sight is for real or ironic
what a confusing time to be alive
why the geocities looks anyways, has it been running for that long?

>>85663838
Too late, Riker already looked at her.

And by looked at, I mean he stretched her out balls deep until she screamed for her Bajoran gods to save her pusy from being obliterated by his giant white cock.

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>>85665582
>Vic knows
>Vic secretly judges.

>>85662074
I liked her as the commander in the DS9 2 part better.

>what 4chan would do with a holodeck

muh profits or muh prophets,

What character(s) went through their whole perspective series without getting laid?

>>85666235
the moment holodecks become a reality, we are going to witness the absolute worst parts of humanity

>>85666446
Geordi.

He never even got to go to Risa.

>>85658394
Literally a pussy head alien.

>>85666564
Please, stop posting this unless you're going to actually listen to the constructive criticisms and add more series.

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>>85666263
>Bajorans kick out the federation, the only thing protecting them from the Cardies.
>Bajorans have a civil war which was being fueled by the cardies.
>Bajorans kick people forcefully kick innocent farmers out of their homes on government orders.
>Bajorans delay their own development to greedily plough their own fields.
>Fall to the Pa-wraith Cult lead by Grey Hitler when their Prophets go dark.

>The liberation of Bajor was a mistake. Gul-Dukat was right. - Kira Narise.

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>>85666648
>Tier list

Where do you think you are anon?

>>85658485
There is only one captain and his name is Picard

>>85666500
To be fair, japan has games about killing little girls. Also there is recorded history. We don't need holosuites to know we can be extremely shitty.

>>85667034
Olympic games?

>>85667034
>Also there is recorded history

True, but if a next generation level holodeck is invented, we can do all the terrible things people have done and more, but without any of the consequences. Its easy to hide the fact that you role play as heinrich himmler implementing the final solution every night in your holosuite, and even if people found out, being thought of as a freak is much less prohibitive than literally being a monster responsible for millions of deaths of real people.

>>85667373
Oh I know that anon, I just meant the holosuites wouldn't actually bring out anything we haven't seen before.

>>85667373
>Roleplaying as Heinrich Himmler implementing the final solution.


I have the mental image of a Star fleet captain playing this holoprogram out because he's been forced to obey the prime directive one too many times.

>>85667529
I dunno anon, I've never gotten to watch a dwarf rape a two headed cassowary while smearing worcestershire sauce all over himself and screaming "I hate the Finnish!", but thanks to the holosuite i could!

>>85667764
Well, the internet allows for many disgusting things to be manifested from our imaginations, through both texts and drawings.

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Post your ideal holosuite three ways. Pic related for me.

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>>85658648

You mean Star Trek Diversity ?

>Crew member - ugly chink and sheboon

>CG is worst than JJ Beyond and sheet

>every alien in this show neither niggerfication or moronic

J.R. Ewing: [to Faggot] You have succeeded in becoming the *perfect* failure

>>85666446
Watching Enterprise and apparently the whole ship never got laid?

there seems to be like three episodes where the produces are trying to shame nerd virgins into having sex.

>Hey you are acting funny, when was the last time you had sex?
>You're acting very grumpy today Mr. When was the last time you were intimate with a female?
>This is obviously a case of sexual tension.

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>>85669050
Trip gets knocked up in like the sixth episode.

>>85669170
that was a hot episode tbqhwyf

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>>85668791
Will and Tom Riker

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What would have happened to Picard's artificial heart if he stayed on the Ba'ku planet?

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cooking for a klingon tonight hope he rewards me with his bkc

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>>85670360

is there a "don't trust no one, not even yourself" image with Picard shooting his time duplicate?

>>85664821
there's one more episode with her and geordi later
bretty gud

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>It's a Miles and Bashir bro it up episode

>>85668791
Needs more Bashir. Throw the EMH in there too.

>>85665582
I've never seen a janitor on trek. I assume it's self cleaning.

>>85671480
The same as Geordis implants. Irritate him until Crusher examines and removes it.

The Federation not setting up a rejuvenation clinic on that planet for Dominion war victims is the biggest crime.

>>85672827
>what is O'Brein

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Anyone have a mega or preferred torrent of TOS seasons?

>>85672869
His fake heart would turn back into a metal rock or original elements of the plastic.

>>85672985
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:154C29EA95984CFDD44FE631F63D05112F1D8808
(am i even allowed to post these?)

>>85672930
Or deep section 31 operative. Like Spock. Like Janeway.

>>85665222
>Each night when I close down the shop, I have to clean the cum off the holodeck. Some nights, I clean off the blood.

>>85673212
>this is what he tells himself at night when he is forced to sleep on the floor while Keiko gets the entire bed

Is anyone else pissed off that STD is yet another prequel and locked behind a paywall?

>>85671728
Gagh is served live for true Klingons.

>>85671728

>Not cooking Gaak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FjzFHyjhVI

>>85673175
The radiation doesn't effect inorganic material.

>>85672869
But he can't live without a heart in the way Geordi could live without his implants for a while.

Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain why is he climbing a mountain?

>>85673471
I don't trust crusher.

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>>85673336

All the more reason for me not to watch it.

If you ignore it, it will go away.

>>85671889
>Riker
>the resident sex maniac
>a virgin

>It's a Morn won't shut the fuck up episode

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>>85673345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LImZBHlGV9Y

Bombing them a second time was a mistake.

>>85673269
With Nog talking about raping and pillaging on his double date with Jake there must be lots of blood.

>>85673203
Didn't uTorrent have a option for magnet links in the File dropdown? I don't see it anymore. Or maybe I'm just retarded. Whatever, I'll just go to Piratebay and use one of their rmagnet links to activate uTorrent directly. Thanks though.

>>85673336
You're on 4chan. You're part of the younger generation, not the 70 year olds that run CBS (seriously). Torrent it.

>>85658394
could ryu from street fighter beat dukat 1v1?

>>85673496
Because the mountain is there. It is a challenge and James T. Kirk answers the call.

>>85674213

>It is revealed that Dukat is actually M.Bison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W7c8QghPxk

>>85673336 see >>85674154
Just torrent it, Brian. Ignore the laws and treaties of your land. It's okay. Heh heh heh, 70 year olds will never know!

Brian, just go on and torrent it. You won't be liable and neither will your parents.

>>85674154

I know I can just torrent it but as a matter of principal it just pisses me off.

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>>85674213
Who in Star Trek is a shoto? Riker?

>>85673531
Nobody trusts Dr "mutate the crew to treat Barclays cold" Crusher. That's what nurse Agawa is for.

>>85674489

Worf is a fucking low-iq Charge Character.

>>85674527
>implying it's her fault if Barclay is a mystery of the universe made human

>>85660320
The Prophets specifically stated that Dukat isn't dead, he ascended to join the Pah Wraiths and is currently imprisoned in the Fire Caves with them.

>>85660427
Her wavering faith was tested by Cardassian cock. Dukats cock won the struggle.

>Dukat is an actual Bajoran God
>Just as planned
>After 10,000 years he is freed to conquer Bajor

>>85674489
Kira. Remember the Dragonball Z standoff?

>>85674949
>implying she wouldn't simply use the death note

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Fucking weebs in this thread.

>>85674849
I think I might be the only one but I enjoyed the bajoiran episodes and the bajorian religion.

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>>85660203

Why is a Star Wars font being used for a Star Trek reference?

>>85674527
They can't even keep track of how Geordi went blind.

anyone want to hang out irl and watch star trek? my name is jack and i live in california

>>85675205
I wouldn't have thought that nips would watch Trek. It just seems too American. It just fills my heart with that universal brotherhood feeling.

To the Moon, Alice.

It feels like Starfleet lost Constitution-classes on a regular basis.

>>85675651
Yes, my name is anon and I live in Englandistan.

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>>85675775
The Japanese love the JJ movies. You really have to look for TNG stuff.

>>85675845

Definitely in DS9. They lost at least one in every large-scale onscreen engagement with the Dominion.

>>85675845
Based on what? They only had 12. One was lost against the space turd and that's all I can remember.

>>85676016
tholians took out the defiant, 2 constitution classes lost iirc

>>85664155
to be fair Kirk was a Christian
And maybe some of the NX-01 Enterprise guys idk

>>85676137
wasn't the one with the 400 vulcans on it one too?

>>85676137

That was the Breen but you are correct on the losses.

>>85676016
USS Defiant, everyone died and it got sucked into the Mirror universe
USS Constellation, Doomsday Machine killed all the crew and it kamikazed into it's cannon
USS Intrepid, that giant singled cell thing killed everyone
USS Exeter, virus from the planet killed the whole crew
USS Excalibur, crazy AI killed fired phasers on it and killed everyone aboard

>>85676228
Different Defiant.

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Have you been reading the good book?

>>85675942
Smol Ro will never not be adorable.

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Remember that time when Capt Picard settled down on Earth and opened his own store?

>>85675918
are you really from england? whats the star trek fandom like there?

>>85676430
Why didn't he help his human step-sister that clearly had internal trauma from being split between worlds?

>>85675942
i havent been to japan in decades. they used to love tng. your post made me really sad man. i hope it isnt true.

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Bashirfaggot bloody disgusts me, go back to whatever hole you crawled out of, fiend

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>>85676561
Remember when Picard went in drag?

>>85677022
hey thats not cool

>>85676228
no constitution class, like Kirks ship, one was lost to the doomsday machine one to the tholians
>>85676199
that was a vulcan science ship

>>85677022
It's kinda funny that Siddig played an unlikable pussy in both GoT and DS9.

>>85676199
>>85677176
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/USS_Intrepid_(NCC-1631)

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>>85677022
>Alexander Siddig
>not صدّيق الطاهر الفاضل الصدّيق عبدالرحمن محمد أحمد عبدالكريم المهدي

Changeling! I demand blood samples from everyone in this thread.

>>85676638
Well I just wrote out a long reply but my OS crashed so to sum up, I and my friends love it, I can't speak for everyone but we have several channels that broadcast every iteration of Trek from TOS to ENT daily and when I was last at my cities comic convention there was a great Q who accurate Borg cosplayer. This better post.

>>85677176

Right I forgot that the Constitution class was replaced with the Galaxy class. They lose a ridiculous number of Galaxy class ships in the Dominion War.

>>85677563

>Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi is a British-Sudanese actor. He is known by the stage names Siddig El Fadil through the mid-1990s and Alexander Siddig since.

I noticed that his name changes in the credits between season 2 and 3.

>>85677626
yeah, that was a better post. haha, just joshing, thanks for the insight my friend. sounds like star trek heaven over there. can't wait to visit someday, once i get my life in order :)

>>85677662
But weren't there only 6 Galaxy class built?

>>85677483
Lack of models strikes again, it should have been a different type

>>85670360
Fat William Riker + regular Thomas would be a fun time

>>85677938
>>85677662
As I recall, the USS Yamato was destroyed way before the Dominion war and the USS Odyssey was also technically destroyed before the Dominion war. I honestly don't remember anything aside from Galaxy-classes being cool once the war started, though

>>85678124
>should have been
Why? What's wrong with a Starfleet vessel crewed by Vulcans?

Remember, Vulcans don't like to serve with humans because humans smell really bad.

The Sovereign class feels like someone took the galaxy class, turned the saucer 90 degrees and thought "holy shit"

>>85678342
it was a constitution class, which does show up way more then it should due to lack of other ship models, just a little bit more money and we would have had 1/2 dozen fed ships during tos, same deal with the D7s

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>>85678169
Years alone with no waifu turned Riker into a pseudo Barclay.

>>85677938
where are you getting that? besides some battle scenes show at least that many in a single formation

>>85678577
I wish I could remember. My brain is saying it is mentioned in the Geordi meets his waifu episode, but my brain is probably clapped out from all the ale. I was going to say 12 at first but surely I got mixed up with the Constitution class.

>>85675651
Wtf that's my name and my state

>>85678970
definitely 12 for constitution, I don't remember anything about how many galaxy class their were, but its not like they won't build more after this maybe/might have happened line was spoken

>>85678970
The TNG Technical Manual mentions there being only 6 Galaxy-class starships being launched in 2363 (same time as the Enterprise-D)

>>85678990
hi jack

>>85679173
thats sounds vaguely familiar, still even if it was canon it wouldn't matter that means their were six as of encounter at farpoint, they would have just kept making them

>>85678990
I also have your address, Jack. We're hanging out tonight. We're watching Star Trek. We're watching Move Along Home and Sub Rosa, tonight, in 12 minutes, at 9pm.

It's going to be really fun.

>>85679182
Are you me

>>85679249
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Galaxy_class
this should help

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>>85660332
>be fat Riker
>go to Risa for the free food
>don't even have sex

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>>85679393
no, maybe idk, what are you trying to say? its statistically possible, hmm? can you do a backflip?

>>85679412
it didn't

>>85679665
>Analysis of the battle from "Sacrifice of Angels" showed no less than ten Galaxy-class vessels in the combined Federation fleet during Operation Return. This would indicate that there were more than the initial six Galaxy-class starships referenced in the Star Trek: The Next Generation Technical Manual. The total of six ships stemmed from Roddenberry's assumption that Starfleet would not have constructed vessels of that large a size in substantial numbers. The Manual however also stated that an additional six space frames were constructed and laid up to be completed at a moment when circumstances so dictated. It can be conjectured that those circumstances arose after the first Borg incursion and that by the time the Dominion War began, all the remaining original Galaxies were operational. It could be theorized that a "Galaxy-wing" would be much like modern battle groups with lighter frigates/ships screening the main capital ship(s) (which would make sense due to the size and firepower of a Galaxy-class starship).

Three minutes, Jack. Sub Rosa is first, Jack.

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>>85658394

>>85679725
thanks

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>>85677104
I could never follow that story arc, something to do with section 23 I believe?

Also

How awesome would holo porn be, I'd take Quark up anytime for a session in the holo suites.

>>85675277
I enjoyed it too. It was a nice contrast to the technological utopia of trek

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Just posting trek stuff now.

>>85680217
It's pretty hard to argue with most of these.

>>85680355
no its very easy to argue with all of them, just not much fun

>>85679726
I'm ready

>>85680217
>shran
>romulan from balance of terror
>mirror archer
>implying accusations of wrongdoing are even possible

>>85680321
the ships i've got in sto are more then double the size of the sovereign or that teir 5

>>85679566
I can't. Norcal or Socal? Can you do 100 push-ups? What is your opinion on fat Riker?

>>85663702
No because Ducat wasn't related to Kira and Ziyal isn't related to Kira's mother.

I think Dukat seeing Kira in his past made him go mad for the pah wraiths like Hodor went mad. The next scene you see Dukat, he's teleporting into the temple to destroy the orb with the power of the false prophets

>>85680542
Kira obviously sees Ziyal as a little sister even though they're not related, and I think Ziyal returns the affection.

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>>85680475
I'm not that jack, why does he think i'm that jack? is it a trick? you look down on me don't you?

>>85680617
Ya, but they aren't blood half sisters

>>85680442
>shran
He almost destroyed the anti-Romulan alliance with his stupid grudge match.
>romulan from balance of terror
Dumb dummy should have surrendered to save the lives of his crew.
>mirror archer
He tried to take over the Empire. That was stupid.

>>85680509
this is much better then this >>85680321 at least this eaglemoss one is only ships that actually appear in the show

>>85680671
they should've been

>>85680509
>Borg tactical cube
>only slightly more powerful than an Intrepid-class starship
Thanks for that embarrassment, Voyager.

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>>85680617
Remember that time Dukat gave Kira stockholm syndrome and used the fact that Ziyal sees her as a mother as a way to get into her pants?

HOW MANY JACKS WE GOT IN DIS BITCH? ANY YALL SEEN TURNABOUT INTRUDER?

>>85680672
>shran
Killing that ambassador would have done nothing, they aren't important.
>romulan
And give the Federation the chance to gain important intelligence?
>mirror archer
And he would have done it had Hoshi not betrayed his ass.

>>85680770
I agree. She really shouldn't have died. Kinda needless when you can make Dukat go nuts in other ways

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>>85680509
Look at all this plastic (and metal) crap. Look at it. Look at it all.

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>>85680875
as in the last tos ep? yes, what do these jacks take me for, a plebeian? keep going and i'll do something you'll regret

>>85680217
>bajorans
>doing anything right

Kira, go home

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With access to a holodeck, do you think you'd grow numb to real life?

Any crazy thing you could possibly want could be done. Violent killing sprees. Rape sprees. Sex orgies with every alien species. Everything.

Or would you burn yourself out on years of pure degeneracy in the holodecks, and end up going down a path of purity?

>>85680672
>sharan
correct
>spocks not dad
incorrect, he did nothing wrong, the most advanced ship in the quadrant and he's going to turn it over to the federation? yea fuck that
>mirror archer
fuck he was dumb

>>85680892
>Killing that ambassador would have done nothing, they aren't important.
It would have dissolved the alliance. That's literally the reason that Archer has to replace the ambassador.
>And give the Federation the chance to gain important intelligence?
The Federation doesn't torture people. After the Romulans refuse to talk, they would be returned to Romulus with no intelligence gained.
>And he would have done it had Hoshi not betrayed his ass.
All it takes is enough ships ganging up on him and his flagship is toast. In fact, that probably happened to Hoshi, considering that Terran technology features no advancements over the Constitution-class in the next 100 years.

>>85681163
I always assumed since people probably didn't have a holodeck at home, they'd have to go to a facility like going to the movies, if someone clearly has problems as in showing up everyday and not leaving till close, they'd probably get a psychologist or something

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>>85680509

>>85681182
they would have gotten the ship, no way a romulan commander is handing over a ship like that, plus they don't know what the federation would do this is the first contact with them in about 50 yearst

>>85680910
according to Ira he was always nuts this was just the straw that pushed him over the edge, but then we all know how Ira felt about Dukat so fuck him

>>85681318
He can blow up the ship after his crew beams over.

Also, the Romulans know about the Federation because they keep spies on Vulcan (thanks, Enterprise).

>>85680974
I still have about 10 of those, the warbirds nose is broken though

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>>85658394
>started rewatching DS9 for first time in years
>comfy as fuck
>got to Way of the Warrior today
>hype mode - engaged
God I forgot how fucking great this show was

>>85681431
oh fuck that noise, besides maybe that info wasn't shared with anyone outside the tal-shiar, it was the right call, any risk of the feds getting the ship must be avoided at all costs

>>85681288
And they all disintegrate from a single phaser hit.

>>85681501
>that weapon reveal
the buildup for 3 years and then the payoff, it was fucking spectacular

>>85681256
Makes sense. Holosuites seem to be big business. Like any addiction you either get help or go broke.

>>85681562
wait, what which weapon reveal?

>>85681556
not really, even in major engagements unless the jem-hadar are committing sudoku they usually are shown damaged but still fighting, the akira class gets blown up a lot, but then its just an akira

>>85681900
The exact same weapons that were only a bluff in the pilot.

>>85681501
Improbable Cause/Die is Cast sealed the deal for me when I first saw the show. The payoff on the whole mystery they'd been setting up for almost a full season was so fucking sweet, and the twist with the Founders' ambush blew my fucking mind when I was little.

>>85681900
>its no illusion
also a call back to when ds9 bluffed the cardies with photon fields and thoron shadows, not Martok tries to call their 'bluff' and then the weapon array reveal, its one of my all time favorite scenes

>>85681958
Ah! Right. Almost forgot about that.

Anyone else here watch fan films? The newest one stars the Q actor and is bretty gud https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VEZH8bqytA

>>85682079
i've been meaning to watch the one with most of the actors, I think tim russ made it

>>85682120
Don't watch that one, it's dogshit. Only watchable ones are ST continues and maybe the george takei episode one of the older fan shows made

>>85682079
>Anyone else here watch fan films?
Why would anyone subject themselves to that??

>>85682186
thanks, after that yea I was thinking STcontinues, shame about the Russ one that looked decent

>>85682079
The only good fanshit ever made was Prelude to Axanar.

>>85680217

>You will never see a Voyager where evil revisionism Janeway kills regular Janeway, takes over Voyager, and gets them home in 1 week flat.

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>>85675277
Dukat wanted the Bajorans to worship him. Seeing as everyone who wasn't a Cardassian treated him with fear (Kai Winn, Kira's mom and his daughter excepted) it is fitting that he joined the Pah Wraiths as one of them.

Dukat became the Pah Wraith of Fear, he is the God of Terror that the Bajpons tell their children to pray against.

Dukat finally got his wish, he became a Bajoran God.

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>>85682354
>You will never see Voyager in the timeline where the producers enforced continuity and it was basically Star Trek: Galactica

>>85680217

>No Rudolph Ransom

>>85675277
Some of the Bajoran episodes are damned good, the one where Sisko starts having the visions and really accepts his role as Emissary is one of my favorites of the series... but the Pah Wraith stuff and the final arc with Dukat and Winn was kind of a wet fart in an otherwise fantastic final season.

>>85682474
>I want edgy shit

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>you'll never have a cognitively disadvantaged subservient race of sex slaves locked in your closet

>>85682633
People thought dragons were gone forever but here we are.

>>85682633
It doesn't have to last the whole series, but it would have been nice for at least a whole season where they're just barely surviving.

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>>85660427
Literally the great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great granddaughter of Hillary Clinton.

Pic very related.

>>85682716
it did nothing wrong

Does Jake have the least amount of character development in DS9?

>>85682817
IT
BETRAYED
ITS UNIFORM

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>>85682842
He had the best wardrobe though.

>>85682842
Yes, but he also has the best episode.

>>85682947
kek

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>>85682869
EDD
ING
TON

>Dad is chief space prophet
>Son writes shitty articles

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This episode was fucking weird

>>85683114
>dad is dead
>dad is actually captain of Starfleet's flagship
>travel the cosmos with a magic space pedophile
Still less embarrassing than how Wesley's storyline turned out.

>>85682474

If I recall correctly 1 producer Branon Braga did want to do that, but Rick Berman said no because it would be far too interesting and unique for Trek.

>>85682817

Nebula Class never got the attention it deserved.

>>85683114
Apparently his book Anselm is one of the best.

I want a Star Trek series based on the average lives of a group of a Federation citizens, nothing to do with Starfleet at all.

>Seinfield 2370
>Frasier 2370
>That 2370's Show

>>85683299
its a shitty fat science vessel, it got what it deserved

>>85683393

They tried that one time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2hs0oZ6JuQ

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>>85661495

I believe you've just committed the fallacy known as "post hoc ergo propter hoc" my good gentlesir.

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>>85683480
Holy fuck I can't believe this exists

>mfw I have Frasier and all Star Trek series on my list of rewatched series.

>>85683553
Remember,

it's

linear,

not.

>>85683553
stupid linear enitity

I wish Riker had never appeared in DS9. That fat fuck.

>>85683784
But that was a good episode.

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>>85683784
why? it was a great ep

>>85683894
>>85683956
Fuck Riker and fuck fat people

How do you get fat on replicated food?

>>85682633
>edgy
It's not about being edgy, it's about a show having actual fucking stakes and events that actually fucking matter more than once every two or three seasons. Instead we got a show whose entire premise was barely delivered on.

>>85684012
ok, I'd never fuck fat people that sounds gross

>>85684012
>fuck fat people

You do realize this is a Star Trek thread right?

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>>85684012
This is a bully-free zone

>>85684049
By eating a lot of it.

>>85660427
Always fucking hated her - didn't help that she's the spitting image of my bitch of a stepmom.

>>85666564

>Lexx
>Terrible

Found the virgin autist incapable of understanding the humor perceptible by healthy, functioning brains.

What's the canon explanation for Riker getting fat?

>>85683956
I never understood what the fucking point of the fake beard was.

>>85684122
I think you mean
>Mmmmmm, Lexx fan HUNGRY!
>*eats your post*

>>85684146
>canon
over-eating
>irl
the poor guy has serious back problems you assholes

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>>85683720
>>85683741

Oh good, a solution to everything. We don't need to bother thinking about whether things make sense, because tim is a flat circle, and it's not linear.

>>85684146
He started out as a snob who preferred real food over replicated food, and it spiraled out of control from there.

>>85684146
Troi makes bangin' gyros.

>>85684169
yea same, its great so fucking dumb, love that scene

>>85684222
There was a greek family who made a great hot dog sauce in my hometown. They kept the recipe secret. They don't sell the sauce anywhere except locally to this day.

>>85684188
only if your a prophet or u know Dukat

>>85684260

it's just garlic and yogurt. your welcom

>>85663302

You underestimate Star Trek's capacity for leftist buttfaggery. Here is what will happen.

>he's the captain of the Discovery
>she's the captain of the Shenzou
>she wanted to be the captain of the Shenzou, but starfleet hates womyn and wouldn't let her
>the first episode is about the Shenzou
>the rest of the series is about the Discovery
The Shenzou blows up and the Discovery is almost blown up, most likely due to White Male Isaacs doing something stupid out of hubris. The Discovery is saved by the heroic actions of Yeoh but Isaacs dies. Yeoh takes command of the Discovery and spends the rest of the series spreading peace and harmony between all the races of the galaxy while simoultaneously fighting the condescension of white male starfleet admirals.

>>85684404

>she wanted to be the captain of the Discovery*

>>85684404
>>85684447
yea, yea, but your wrong, yeoh is a much bigger film actor, she's definitely bailing before anyone, no way they could afford her salary

>>85684385
lel

>>85684404
>she wanted to be the captain of the Shenzou, but starfleet hates womyn and wouldn't let her
You're so wrong that you're not even talking about the right person.

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>>85683299
Nebula and Akira are my favorites

>>85684633
I'm talking about the fucking correct person you dumb asshole

>>85684660
Michelle Yeoh is the captain of the Shenzhou.
>she wanted to be the captain of the Shenzou
She is.
>but starfleet hates womyn and wouldn't let her
They did let her.

>>85684659
shitty ships for shitty captains

>>85684404
>this is what retards actually believe

>>85680217
The Gorn captain and the Romulan captain doing nothing wrong is pretty much the point of their respective episodes. They were fundamentally decent people who happened to be enemies of the Federation.
I still get a little misty-eyed when Kirk spares the Gorn and gives his speech about them being the same.

>>85684783
>slaughtered an entire colony full of women and children
>decent people
Kirk is a cuck

>>85684856
the gorn DID NOTHING WRONG, accept it

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>>85684783
>enemies of the Federation
>fundamentally decent people

Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post

>>85684945
you haven't seen either ep have you? dumb ((they))poster

I fucking hate Bajorans, and hate that they were the focus of DS9

>>85685084
Damar pls

Well, friends, we're sinking into oblivion now. I just wanted to say hehe to you all and wish you all a merry hehe. Hehe.

>>85685084
>victim-blaming
It's time to let go of your anger and self-hatred. When chads in high school gave you swirlies and shoved you into lockers, the chads were to blame, not you.

>>85681562
>>85681958
>>85682034
The novelisation of The Way of the Warrior lays out that the reason Drex and his cronies beat the shit out of Garak (beyond just because he's a Cardassian) was to steal info on the station's defenses from him. He was the last Cardassian left on the station, they figured he was a spy and would have the info. He did. He also figured they'd come looking for it, so he feeds them outdated information.
Garak figured they'd do that, so he deliberately

>>85685161
BASED heheposter

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That one time when

>>85684792
pretty neat anon.

>>85685161
hehe

O'Brien vs Morn, 48 hours prep time, on DS9

Who wins?

>>85685729
Morn. He's been prepping for 5 years.

>>85685729
yea gotta give it to morn, the noisy bastard is a master planner

>>85685965
>>85685828
Morn doesn't need the planning, he'd tank whatever O'Brien could throw at him.

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>almost done with DS9

I-its nearly over...

>>85686322
You'll watch it again in a few years.

>>85686162
>he was worfs sparring partner
>their was an implication morn generally won
>successful entrepreneur
>master thief
>plays 6d chess
>pussy magnet
yea as much as O'Brien is great Morn wins easy

Why was Worf even on DS9? All he ever did was cause trouble and fuck Dax

>>85686665
they were trying to salvage the ratings by introducing older characters

>>85686665
he beat people up, apart from sisko no-one else was going to, besides everyone was scared shittless of sisko I'd rather worf come after me then that crazy bastard

>>85686665
The writers wanted to focus on the Dominion plot but the Paramount studio executives wanted them to focus on Klingons instead.

>>85686736
it all worked out pretty well

>>85686429
years more like 6 months. I do rewatches of trek every few months or so.