/got/

has show euron alluded to an attraction to women at all? has there been any mention of him having a wife? do you think the show is gonna make euron gay to please the sjws?

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>its a dany has this expression and monotone voice scene
OH WAIT THATS EVERY SCENE

Daenerys is one of the most boring and uninteresting characters. I really hope she dies eventually, the story shouldn't be about her-

>Sansan OTP

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>Stannis?
>never heard of her

Who is the biggest traitor in got and why is it Davos?

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>Carcosa

>>85656866
what happened mate seems like you were mid sentence
are you ok?

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COME WITH ME AND TAKE THIS THREAD

>>85656841
But he's gay in the books too

>>85656841
he probably takes to the roman definition of male sexuallity

>as long as i'm pitching, it ain't gay

>>85656934
oh yeah youre right
well countdown until the show is over the top about what big bad gay he is

>>85656841
Well, she wants to marry cersei.
That doesn't men anything but pretty sure hes not gay.

>>85656880
it's melisandre

>>85656760
Storm's End will be the only main seat not seen in the show. But nobody cares.

>>85656979
tl;dw

>>85656953
being the pitcher in gay sex is much more gay than being the catcher
all the bottom has to do is just lie there even if theyre not enjoying is
the top has to actually be enjoying it to stay hard

its just science.

>>85656997
>expecting any woman to be loyal, ever

You'd think after Jon's death, they'd actually show the repercussions of his experience. Maybe turn him into a hardened veteran type character who's changed after coming back from the dead, instead d&d turn him into a pussy ass bitch that gets slapped around by young women

Stream tonite?

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>>85656760

legit term. wtf is going on in the stormlands with robert, renly, and stannis all dead?

>>85656841
> planned to present Dani with his cock but plan was foiled when Yara and Theon ran off to her first
> wants to marry Cersei
> comes from a culture of rapey pirates who pillage as much ass as they do property
> is a bro-tier alpha

>>85657044
>t. faggot

you must know...

Stannis hated faggs so he send out a deadly assassin

>>85656841
> My biggest dream since I was a little boy was to marry the most beautiful woman in the world
Are you even watching this or you come here just to spill bullshit complaining?

>>85657103
>molests young boys while at sea

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>>85657087
Gendry has retaken Storm's End

>>85657077
only a few minutes away get ready

>>85656841
> I'm gonna give her my big fat cock
You're deaf or just stupid?

>>85656841
>making the villain gay
>2017
Not a chance. Evil straight white male must be stopped.

>>85657113
>implying i must be gay in order to know how basic penetration works

are you so virginal you didnt even know your dick has to be hard to fuck someone

>>85657126
>turbo manlet
>taking anything


HAHAHAHA

>>85657087
Those loyal to Bobby are in King's Landing/following Cersei his widow
Those loyal to Renly are dead
Those loyal to Stannis are dead

The Stormlands were bled dry by three separate claims.
The only ones left were the ones who had the smarts to ignore the calls to battle of three of their lords

>>85657133
Wait, when does it start exactly? I thought it's still 4 hours

>>85657044
that might be the most convoluted excuse for being a faggot i've ever heard.

so, being fucked in the ass is less gay than fucking someone in the ass?

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>>85656857
Why does it work for older men but not for her?

>>85657176
U seem really insecure

>>85657167
Are you a woman? You don't need to be turned on to be hard.

>>85657195
>so, being fucked in the ass is less gay than fucking someone in the ass?

yes it is, because if youre fucking someone in the ass that means you must be enjoying it

>>85657225
but your body is enjoying it no matter what you try to tell yourself

>>85656979
Who's the person above Dany?

>>85657214
i really hope you're not talking about dance, because if you are, you're a retard like i've never seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3ZhQeC0DNU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47MazYDnmaU

>>85657279
Quaithe. Don't worry, D&D forgot her too.

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>>85656979
stop posting these fakes you cunt

>>85657279
Quaithe

>>85657316
Replace Bran with Bloodraven.

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AND HARRENHAL

>>85657381
i dont understand the shpeaking this thish meme with littlefaggot, hes a faggot but he's never talked like that ever

>>85657316
>bran is controlling himself by proxy
pottery

>>85657266
So women that get wet when they are raped actually secretly liked it? The body reacts. It doesn't mean anything.

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*sends your message*

>>85657514
they liked it, stay mad faggot

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>>85657530
my message is a juicy wet shit on d&ds head

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> badly choreographed needlessly long battle scene

> This is the best episode so far!!

>>85657381
>>85657437
YOU MISH THE BIGGA PICTSHA, I'M SHEE AY EY

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>breaks his fast

>>85657603
plebs are VERY easily impressed

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Cast her

>>85657195
Getting fucked in the ass just means you enjoy butt play.
Fucking a man in the ass means you like men

>>85657637
That's not realistic.

>>85657603
>best episode is one with the least dialogue and least plot
Really makes you think what brings down the show

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IF I FUCKED YOUR SISTER WILL YOU DIE?

>>85657161
>What's is James Bond

>>85657530
Your false king is dead, bastard. He and all his host were smashed in seven days of battle. I have his magic sword. Tell his red whore.
Your false king's friends are dead. Their heads upon the walls of Winterfell. Come see them, bastard. Your false king lied, and so did you. You told the world you burned the King-Beyond-the-Wall. Instead you sent him to Winterfell to steal my bride from me.

I will have my bride back. If you want Mance Rayder back, come and get him. I have him in a cage for all the north to see, proof of your lies. The cage is cold, but I have made him a warm cloak from the skins of the six whores who came with him to Winterfell.

I want my bride back. I want the false king's queen. I want his daughter and his red witch. I want this wildling princess. I want his little prince, the wildling babe. And I want my Reek. Send them to me, bastard, and I will not trouble you or your black crows. Keep them from me, and I will cut out your bastard's heart and eat it.

Ramsay Bolton, Trueborn Lord of Winterfell.

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>>85657662
>AHH SHAVE ME SHANSHA

>>85657640
Whore on Greyjoy's fleet. Euron throws her in the water for fun.

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>>85657652

he is about 2.5x the size of that now isn't he?

>>85657640

>*Casts Alyssa Sutherland instead*

>>85657640
my wife

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>>85657589
your reply reads this is D&D here bet you didn't think we read these threads did you anon you gigantic faggot. Well guess what we just made some changes to the script and Eurons getting cut next episode you fuck oy vey

>>85657640
Val obviously

>>85657662
>>85657687
What was he even expecting to happen?

>>85657662
No, because that's not realistic.

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>>85657687
aah the shtarks, quick temper, shlow mind

>>85657640
I cast her as my wife

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>>85657662
I would be extremely gormless...

>>85657723
he was expecting the audience to hate him in the same way they hated ramsey bolton before he gets killed off. He is expecting the audience to be mentally prepared for his death.

>>85657777
nice numbers

>this season will be halfway over during tonight's episode

>>85657807
But that's not realistic. The season has 7 eps not 5

>>85656979
Who is the guy above preston?

>>85657687
D&D just completely shit the bed when it came to writing him. Even the marrying Sansa to Ramsay plot isn't as braindead as he is now. Half expecting him to hold out his neck to Arya for the moment when she arrives to Winterfell and say "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO STAB ME!?"

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>4 hours to go
>midnight right now
Fuck America and fuck American time zones.

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>*shake hands*

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Anyone have a higher quality version of this?

>>85657716
My man. Val is grade A wildlingfu.

>>85657927
he's a little guy

>>85657807
Praise r'hllor

>>85657893
I feel ya bro

got a call an hour ago that I'll have to do the morning shift

so no comfy breakfast GoT in a couple hours

>>85657640
Val, my book waifu.

>>85657893
why not just watch it tomorrow morning?

>>85657807
Isn't this 3?

>>85657957
>>85658014
>Jon didn't take Stannis' offer of becoming Jon Stark and smashing some top tier wildling puss
FCUK GRRM

>>85657927
I just realized.
Where the fuck did Tyrion get that Hand of the King pin?

>>85657862
If it was 5 episodes it would have been halfway over last week

>/tv/ suddenly hates game of thrones
what happened?

Are any of the streams in HD?

>>85657893
Are you retarded? It just started.

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Where does Shireen go from here?

>>85657640
Would have made for a better Cersei. fight me

>>85658100
She looks like Tila Tequila

>>85658100
slagville

>>85658095
>suddenly
sweet summer child...

>>85658086
Valyrian magic.

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>>85656760
Some cunts are posting spoilers. is this true? Jon kills Theon

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>>85658099
epic troll xD

Anyone else love the season 1 dvd/bluray menu?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5Wm3HrWWQE

>>85657711
thanks for the quick delivery bran

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>>85658100
my heart

>>85657893
hahahahahahahaha, non americans thinking they matter.

>>85657640

Val, though maybe she's a bit too old for that part.

>>85658100
>petite
>those tiddies
>already better than margs

Princes of the North

>>85658235
Arianna Grande?

>>85657126
Still can't forget that slapfight scene from This is England.

>>85658183
It might be true, but Jon wouldn't do it on a beach like that.
He'd get a proper block and chop his head off for being a traitor

>>85658183
hbodid fake takes to throw off the leakers. we don't know if this is one of the fake scenes

>>85658095
>suddenly
lmao

>>85658255
nigga what?

>>85657927
Oh they fucking remembered the dothraki exist. I always remember that from season 3 onwards there are zero dothraki in any background scenes until she gains the other dothraki army later on. Stupid shit. They should have made atleast one background ''dothraki commander guy'' kind of like a dothraki version of greyworm at her councils.

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>>85658090
3*2 >= 7

>>85658100
Good lord, where was she hiding those

>>85658100
damn

>>85658235
>>85658100
She reminds me of someone I knew in church
Two or three years younger than me

>>85658090
Are you being wrong on purpose as some sort of joke?

>>85657927
>Jon Snow
>I'm Hand of the Queen

>>85658183
No, just threatens him.

>>85658187
god no, having to wait 2 minutes for an episode to start for no reason

absolutely autistic

>>85658303
>believing those lies
Damage control only

>>85658095
/tv/ is full of autists, spergies, nerds, geeks, loners, depressers, weirdos, creeps, wizards, non-socialists, fatties, zero-frienders, nongirlfrienders, critics, haters, fedors, vapers, fidget spinners, nostalgia-fags, neckbeards and mouthbreathers, they hate everything, they're stuck in a body of hatred my friend.

>>85658086
https://youtu.be/ggQip7e9sdA?t=185

>>85658293
Wasn;t he a very minor character with a mustache? Had probably 1 line in this is england series.

>>85658427
>if people don't like what I like then they are in this category of people I don't like

imagine being this insecure. It's not realistic.

>>85658439
So where did SHE get a Hand of the Kwayne pin?
It's the exact same prop as the one they use in KL

>>85658427
>no rapists
Ugh, felt left out.

>>85657675
James Bond movies are dogshit.

>>85658475
>defending 4chan
We know what we are. We are the fucktards of society. Fuck off if you even THINK you're normal.

>>85656857
it's the new "look at my character development guise look how wise strong independent women who don't need no man i've become from khal drogo's whore"

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is bran in this episode

>>85658537
Doesn't make you right, though.

>>85658577
Who?

>>85658577
read the leaks retard, maybe you wouldn't ask retarded shit

>>85658577
Bran? HE'S JUST NOT REALISTIC

>>85658498
she said in the video she had it made

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Let's talk about useless characters that had way too much screen time

>>85656841

all his life he's wanted to grow up and marry the most beautiful woman in the world you fucking retard

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>>85658577
No hes with me.

>>85658653
GreyWormMissandei.webm

>>85658606
Sorry, I think you meant "REALISTIC".

>>85658516
funny.

>>85656760
Thread link

>>85658328
Mate dany leaves the dothraki early on and only recently met them again

>>85658653
more like Daario
what the fuck did he even do

>>85658653
>dany
>arya
>shansha
>jon
>Ser Say
>brienne

>>85657662

What the fuck was the point of this? How does telling Jon he wanted to bang Cat and Sansa help or advance him at all? Are the writers actually retarded?

>>85658653
They aren't on the show because it's just not realistic

>>85658653
Arya Goblin Stark

>>85658653

he's literally grrm's self insert character

ofc he's going to make a bunch of key discoveries, overcome his fear and become brave in the face of adversity

>>85658729
>Are the writers actually retarded?
lol

>>85657381
If Littlefinger wants to marry Sansa why did he willingly give her to Ramsay to ravage her pussy for months on end?

Why does he want Ramsay's sloppy seconds?

>>85658748

>he'd be more productive if he didn't spend so much time eating

>>85658328
Lmao yfw it's literally because the Unsullied left for Casterly Rock before this episode so they had to use Dothraki

>this is how d&d's minds work

>>85658729
what did he even say in this scene? i skipped it because i hate kits acting

>>85658748
Tyrion is closer to grrm.

>>85657214
Because they project wisdom borne of a lifetime of experience. Dany's greatest hardships in life have been being horse-fucked by her barbarian husband and misplacing her dragons that one time. She commands a stolen army that would have otherwise been paid for, she's never been an active combatant; why would anyone take the words that come out of her mouth seriously, save for trying to gauge whether she was considering ordering someone to have them killed?

>>85658086
you are fucking retarded

>>85658711
>>85658711
Have you watched Season 2? A small number of the khalasar follow her after Drogo's death including some bloodriders, they don't just disappear when she goes to Qarth and Slaver's Bay

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Gas the targs

Can someone tell me if the existence of the Dosh Khaleen was mentioned at any point before Daenerys was arrested by the Dothraki again? That seemed like such a fucking stupid cop-out for not killing her, and I think I would remember if someone warned her about her supposed duty after Khal Drogo died

Notice how Euron didn't say he wanted to marry specifically Cersei, but the most beautiful woman in the world?

He needs the Seven Kingdoms, but he wants the Dragon Pussy.

>>85658822

He didn't say anything really, just choked Littlefango a lil bit and told him to fuck off

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>'ur a dregon be a dregon' is this years t-shirt quote like 'i drink and i know things' was last years

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What if Renly had won the war of the five kings?

Say Renly and Stannis meet at Storm's End, but Renly declines to wait and just goes all out on the attack. No time for a Shadow Assassin, Stannis and Melisandre are killed, and Renly holds the field.

Stannis's fleet probably goes over to Renly, and then Renly's host march north to King's Landing. There they take the city, and Cersei, Tyrion and Joffrey perish, while Varys disappears.

At this point the question is does Tywin broker a peace? Go on the attack? Robb is still riding in the Westerlands and Edmure had blocked it off so where does Tywin go?

Would Renly let Littlefinger live? I'd think not.

Does the Vale declare for Renly? Would Robb bend the knee and submit to Renly?

Would Renly believe the Night's Watch and ride to its rescue the way Stannis did?

>>85657937
>higher quality version of this
read the books mate, there's your higher quality version

>>85658934
no i mean what did littlefinger say

Dickon Tarly is sent to Old Town to get their sword from Sam. Sam convinces Dickon to go help Jon. Sansa grows a boner over Dickon. House Stark & Tarly are united.

That's why they cast Billy Bones actor from Black Sails.

>>85658787
>orbited Cat even after she shat out five kids
>thinking he would give up now

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>>85658577
When did his face become so punchable?I sincerely hope they re-cast Bran.

>>85658950
touché

Despite the show's faults I still kinda liked some of the visuals.

>>85658912
>gas
>in got
It's just unrealistic. You must be new from season 7 only.

>>85658990
the show is retarded, literally 0 positives

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>>85658187
Literally just a boring edgy version of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oVfIFrpslI

>>85658953
He said he always loved Catelyn, he loves Salsa, and he'd keep her warm while Jon was gone to bend the knee to dany

>>85658807
>>85658825

http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/opinion/the-conversation/sdut-george-rr-martin-comic-con-2014jul28-story.html

>"I would probably be Samwell Tarly. I love Sam, too. He's a great character," he said.
>"Tyrion might be who I want to be, but Sam is probably closer to who I actually am. The fat kid who likes to read books and doesn't like to go up a lot of stairs."

There's also screencap floating around of a comment he made on his blog bemoaning the fact that women don't go for "nice guys" like Sam. Not memeing

>>85658927
in the books definitely, I think one of her handmaidens mentions them in the show and they are briefly in a scene when they're in the dothraki city

>>85658927
Do you seriously not remember her eating a horse heart?

>>85659041
There have been some OK memes..

>>85658990
yeah. visuals are top. and some very good casting choices of unknown actors, beyond s3 it is horseshit though. no excuses

>>85658943
no renly would just molest little boys with loras an d crash westeros without survivors

>>85659010
alright buddy I think you've made your point

>Jon: tyrion is now hand of the queen to daenerys targaryen
>littlefinger gulps and eyes widen
What did this mean? I dont remember LF and tyrion ever meeting.interacting?

>>85659104
This, that scene was so autistic. So what the fuck was happening?

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Was telling Jon Snow that you wanted too fuck his step mother and partly wanted too fuck his sister part of you plan?

i truly dont understand how anyone can possibly like littlefinger when his one and only function on the show is to be benioff and weiss's self insert to remind the audience how in love they are with boy george

>>85659059
GRRM is a literal fedoralord

>>85659084
I know they were there at one point dumb fuck, I mean the part about her HAVING to go back to Vaes Dothrak and spend the rest of her life there. Was THAT mentioned in the show? I feel like her opposing that tradition would've stood out to me, but I don't recall.

>>85659104
Jon & Sansa don't know that LF betrayed Ned.

>>85658943

Realm would be too stable under Renly, Varys would crossbow him.

>>85659104
>I dont remember LF and tyrion ever meeting.interacting?

Don't you remember Harrenhal being off the table?

>>85659104
>I dont remember LF and tyrion ever meeting.interacting?
You're kind of retarded then, as they're on the Small Council together for an entire season

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>You will never empty a full load of your balls into Ygritte whilst her legs are squeezing your hips with all her strength and she's clawing your back and chatting absolute thick Yorkshire filth in your ear

>>85659156
Yes, Khals bloodrider wanted to take her then Jorah killed him.

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JOHN I WANT TO SSHAG YOUR SHISHTER ON A LADDAH

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1st for cumming in Sansa's underage pussy

>>85659227
Shit that sounds vaguely familiar. Have any idea what episode it was?

>>85659156
>can't remember plot points
>calls others dumb

>>85659134

I work on set of GoT and I have managed to get part of the script revealing how Littlefinger dies in episode 5. Basically, Daenerys and Jon team up and she decides to include members from the “North” team in her small council. Sansa doesn’t trust Littlefinger but can’t act against him right now, so she selects him to be the master of coin. Cersei and Euron get word that Samwell (who has become a maester on an accelerated program) has been sending information to Jon and Greyjoy ships have been spotted near Oldtown. Jon decides he needs to get Sam out of there, so Sansa sends a ship of people from the North along with Littlefinger. Here is the script for the start of the scene:

LITTLEFINGER: Maester Samwell, I’m small council
Samwell nods, nervous. Littlefinger hands a sack to the coach driver

DRIVER: He wasn’t alone
Littlefinger, confused, spots the hooded men. He turns to Samwell

LITTLEFINGER: Uhh, you don’t get to bring friends

SAMWELL: (Shaken) They are not my friends

DRIVER: Don’t worry. No charge for them

LITTLEFINGER: Why would I want them?

DRIVER: They were trying to grab your prize (smiles). They work for the pirate. The crow’s eye

LITTLEFINGER: EURON? (Excited)
The driver nods. Littlefinger turns to the Arryn household guards

LITTLEFINGER: Get ‘em on board, I’ll send a raven

>>85659104
Littlefinger definitely knows tyrion is alot sharper than both jaime and cersei combined. He saved the city against stannis which is no small feat. Tyrion also managed to lie to him without knowing (about myrcella) also Littlefinger was the one who set up tyrion about pushing bran out of the window in s1.

What he's probably thinking: Tyrion advising a new, foreign queen? High danger. Chaos will be harder to achieve.

Is the new ep today?

>>85658943
>>85658943
What happens to Tommen? If he dies Tywin would attack, if he's a hostage he might not dare to. Tywin could possibly win if attacking given Renlys uselessness as a commander, unless Robb gives chase and smashes him between his host and King's Landing.

If Tywin dies or surrenders the war is probably over. Robb takes Renly's deal (keep the crown, bend the knee) and goes north to hunt Krakens. Renly probably wouldn't help the Night's Watch, and would probably get rekt stupidly when Aegon and/or Daenerys arrive. I do belive GRRM intended him to be 0/10 as a commander.

>>85659299
>>85659299
last or second to last

>>85659299
S1E9, I believe

>>85659335
It's tomorrow

>>85659335
>>85659351
this week's episode is cancelled
you're gonna have to come back next week bois

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>>85659248
I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF

>>85659340
>Robb takes Renly's deal (keep the crown, bend the knee)
Renly wanted Robb to give up his crown and title as king

any streams 4 tonite

>>85659433
kek

>>85659335
Those other guys are trolling. Episode starts in less than 30 minutes.

THE FLIGHT PLAN I JUST FILED WITH AGENCHY LISHTSMEE MAIMEN

CHAOSH

>>85658183
Theon lives and gets his shit together at the end of the season and gather ironborn remnants to get Yara back

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>>85659313

High quality

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>>85659059
I got you, senpai.

>>85659344
>>85659345
>Some of Drogo's warriors become enraged at what they see as Daenerys' attempts to interfere with the natural way of things and Qotho tries to attack her, but Ser Jorah kills him. Daenerys starts to go into labor, but none of the Dothraki midwives will help her, thinking she is cursed. With no choice, Jorah takes Daenerys into the tent as the ceremony continues.

Doesn't sound like anyone actually verbally tells her she has to go to Vaes Dothrak and spend the rest of her life there.

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>July 2006: "I still hope to deliver it this fall, or by the end of the year at the latest."
>January 19, 2007: "GRRM has nearly finished the fifth installment, but won't complete the seven-book cycle until 2011."
>February 15, 2007: "The truth is, these updates do make me feel like a twelve-year old trying to explain to teacher why he isn't turning in his essay, and knowing she isn't going to buy the 'dog ate my homework' ruse any more than you guys do."
>November 26, 2007:"I'm working on it as hard as I can. Writing it tough sometimes, and it doesn't always go as fast as you want it to. [Sighs] One thing I've learned is to stop trying to predict when it's going to be done."
>February 8, 2008:"If I can just finish DANCE this spring, there's even a chance the book itself might be on sale in Calgary." (October 30-November 2)
>February 19, 2009: GRRM hopes to have ADWD finished by June and released as early as September.
>August 1, 2009: GRRM's editor Anne Groell said she expected to have ADWD in her hands by November and suggested a February/March 2010 release date.
>February 15, 2010: "Not Done Yet"
>March 3, 2011: ADWD isn't done yet, but it's close enough for GRRM, his publishers, and his editors to announce a release date: July 12, 2011. Both the United States and the UK will see it released on the same day.

>>85656760
house giantsbane of the dreadfort

>>85658235
She looks like human version of Chloe Moretz

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>>85659559

>>85659104
Tyrion is one of the few men who know of littlefingers full potential, lf prob knows this

>>85659559
Maybe GRRM should have written Sam more erotically then

>>85659605
do one for winds pls

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Soon

>>85659313
Arya stabs littlefinger with his own dagger from s1. Sounds like fanfic but it's in the plot leak. fuk

>>85659673
fat pink mast

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>>85656857
>MOST BUTIFEL GURL IN T3H W0RLD!11111!!!1!1

She's a literal 6/10

>>85659335
~It's out soon. 3 hr 20min.
>>85659473
Fuck off. 3 hour 20min.

>>85659783
>6

you are too kind

>>85659673
>fat pink mast

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>>85659753

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>>85658961
How can LF even compete?

>>85659844
How could she have drawn that image in her cell and then hidden it completely? It's just not realistic.

>many game of thrones con interviews/comic con cast interviews GRRM states that if he were to compare himself to any character he'd be Sam
>crowd laughs since sam is fat grrm is also fat
>suddenly growing theory that sam may be wiritng the chronicles of the show, and that's what grrm meant

>>85659875
Billy Bones is so fucking based

>>85658100
>age 18
But like, how?

>>85659948
she can hide it in her virginal pussy.

Pussies can fit a baby

post stream blease i cant afford hbo
brettygood is shit tier

>>85656857
this is fucking true and it sucks

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>>85660023
>virginal

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BONESAW'S READYYYYY

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>>85660023
>vaginal pussy

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lmaoing at castle black forgetting how to send ravens

>>85660023
winnar so far

>>85660106
Is you'reon in episode 3???

>>85660106
What song was playing in his head at that exact moment?

I bet it was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM at 1.25 speed

>>85660023
>Pussies can fit a baby

Yes, when you are giving birth. Not in general

>YWN be a member of the King who cared's Kingsguard

>>85660123
him like the pee pee yes no

>>85660164
youre not gonna trick me into going to jewtube

>>85657637

Then dies

>>85659559
He can't be serious, right?

>>85660173
What the fuck are you talking about nigger?
Pusys don't suddenly become more stretchy during pregnancy

>>85658961
>>85659875
>>85659998
>Dickon Bones
nickname Dicky Bones

>>85660266
Uhm, yes they do, try again sweetie ;)

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>>85659964
Now this is a theory I can get behind

>>85660291
Dicky Bones of Hourse Gnarly, known on the battlefield as Gnarly Bones

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>>85660266
Oh honey

>>85657214
Because Charles Dance can fucking act

>>85660266
you can 2 fist her after pregnancy

>>85659313
W-what happens after that?

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>>85660023
>virginal
Come on, son

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I found this picture in a /got/ earlier and would love to know what porn it came from. Help me out anons.

>>85660440
ros?

>>85660440
Sansa looking good

>>85660440
why did me dick move

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>>85660363
>mfw no bro tier episode with Whoresbane Umber and Iron Dicky Bones

>>85660440
google search says it's a head

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You. You right there reading this post. Tell us all about how you think the series will end. Try to be serious.

With the way the show is going, I see two HBO possibilities. 1) Jon sacrificies himself, like Neo does in matrix 3, to stop the white walker invasion and they all walk off back to the land of always winter. 2) Jon kills Daenerys to forge lightbringer and slays the whitewalkers, but only after many fan favourites die along the way since grrm said it's a bittersweet ending, also with the iron throne and kings landing destroyed.

If jon rules the north and daenerys the south with tyrion being a counciller to both it will be too fucking predictable.

>>85659605
I bet hes just leading everyone on at this point, stringing people along, letting the memes flow, then bam, he releases winds of winter and buried somewhere in The book itself is a page saying "im done with the last one too, thats what took so long, it will be in stores in 6 months"

>>85660516
lol youstupid

>>85660323
Not wasting time on that was probably one of their few good calls.

>>85660385
They did the negotiation parts either way. Find some good reasons to bitch like lack of Aegon, the mess in Dorne or how they ruined Euron.

>>85660123
ywn get high with isaac in barcelona

>>85657662
that would be ecshtremely painful

>>85660585
you're a big guy

>>85660518
>thinking the white walkers are the real enemy and not humanity
Are we watching the same show?

>>85658186
goddamn I have yet to find that alli rae scene

>>85660440
need sauce need

>>85660613
>builds up white walkers for 7 seasons, plot leak leads to all facing the ww threat
Yep we're watching the same show.

>>85659551
Does he go for twenty good men or fifty best fighters approach?

>>85660613
Read the leaks before being a smart ass, yeah there's alot of ''humanity is gray!'' but then it all boils down to who is left to fight the ice zombies.

>>85657018
Sunspear

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>>85660518
Jon stabs the NK but the NK doesnt die he smiles at jon and stabs him, just wounded, someone(possibly jaime with firehand) pulls the obsidian shard out of the NK to his horror, he turns back into a human and dies from the wound Jon gave him, all around them the wights are gaining the upper hand, Drogon is dead and Dany gets stabbed by 15 wights. Jaime stabs Jon with the obsidian, Jon turns into a WW and his wounds are healed, he is now the NK and controls the Undead, he makes them pick up the obsidian and they go ham on the white walkers who try to flee in vain. Jon makes a little speech while his voice slowly turns to ice so he cant talk, he takes his army of dead north, mounting a reanimated Drogon, as he disapears over the horizon he brings the dawn and spring. he uses drogons icebeam to repair the wall.

Bittersweet ending tada

reminder that Westeros would be just fine if Daenerys didn't bring her dragon beyond the wall to give it to the night's king

>>85660714
>twenty good men
On a recent rewatch I actually noticed theon says this first during season 2 since he says he took winterfell with 20 good men, then mance says it in season 3 about climbing the wall with 20 good men and finally ramsays infamous line about 20 good men. Good old theon started that shit.

>>85660782
LMAO

/tv/ should meme the shit out of this on twitter.

>>85660782
So you expect her to be psychic somehow? Fcuk you.

>>85660560
hi dabid

>>85660714
He teams up with Dicky Bones Longclaw Jon and Jorah Flakey Skins to overthrow Euron.

>>85660765
the surviving houses are Jaime(Targaryen) Tyrion(Lannister) Sansa(stark) they form a democracy instead of a monarch, Sansa and Tyrion resume their marriage thereby uniting the Starks and Lannisters in the end.

>>85660415
>>85659558
>>85659754

Part 2
EXT. - DAY, IN THE OCEAN
The ship struggles over rough waters
INT. SHIP DECK - CONTINUOUS
The three hooded men kneel, hands bound. Littlefinger grabs Hooded Man 1
LITTLEFINGER: What are you doing in the middle of my operation?
3.
Hooded Man 1 says nothing. Littlefinger retrieves a crossbow
The passanger list I just sent to Dragonstone lists me, my men, and Maester Samwell here, but only one of you
Littlefinger raises the plank. Arryn houshold guards hang Hooded Man 1 overboard. Littlefinger begins to shout over the waves
LITTLEFINGER: FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY SHIP
Littlefinger loads the crossbow
WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB MAESTER SAMWELL?
Nothing. Littlefinger fires into the ocean and Arryn houshold guards yank Hooded Man 1 back on, clubbing him quiet
LITTLEFINGER: HE DIDN’T SWIM SO GOOD! WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?!
The guards grab Hooded Man 2, hang him overboard
LITTLEFINGER: TELL ME ABOUT EURON. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE EYE PATCH?
The prisoner says nothing. Littlefinger presses the crossbow to the man’s hood - he loads the crossbow… nothing
LITTLEFINGER: LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED SWORD!
THIRD PRISONER (O. S.): Or perhaps he’s wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him off of a ship
Littlefinger turns to the Third Prisoner. He brings the plank back in
LITTLEFINGER: At least you can talk. Who are you?
THIRD PRISONER: It doesn’t matter who we are. What matters is our plan.
Littlefinger, wary, approaches the Third Prisoner - pulls off his hood, revealing an eye patch and blue lips. It’s Euron
EURON (AS HIS HOOD IS REMOVED): No one cared who I was until I put on the eye patch

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>>85660922
>Jaime(Targaryen)

>>85660922
Sansa marries Dickon Tarly.

>>85660949

Part 3
LITTLEFINGER (FASCINATED): If I pulled that off, would you die?

EURON: It would be extremely painful

LITTLEFINGER: You’re a big guy -

EURON: For you

LITTLEFINGER (UNNERVED): Was getting caught part of your plan?

EURON: Of course!

EXT. SHIP SAILING IN THE WATERS - CONTINUOUS
The transport ship is dwarfed by a massive galleon, looming near it, getting close…

EURON: Maestar Samwell refused our offer in favour of yours. We had to find out what he told you

MAESTER SAMWELL: Nothing! I said nothing

EXT. OCEAN - CONTINUOUS
The galleon is very close to the transport ship now, sailing parallel

INT. - DECK, CONTINUOUS
LITTLEFINGER: Well congratulations, you got yourself caught

ARRYN GUARD: Sir?
LITTLEFINGER: What’s the next step of your master plan?

EURON: Crashing this ship…
EXT. OCEAN - CONTINUOUS

Grappling hooks come out from the galleon
INT. TRANSPORT SHIP DECK - CONTINOUS
EURON: With no survivors!

>>85660123
there is no maestro at castle black, and not one of those niggers can write

>>85660954
Its obvious if you read the books. the three heads of the dragon are jon dany and jaime, cersei is a targ too but she's a madhatter like her father and sister

>>85661001
Bran LITERALLY can

>>85660689
>>85660744
The leaks are for season 7. In the end, it'd be fucking stupid if random ice zombies would be the actual antagonists. The fat fuck said himself that only the "human heart in conflict with itself is worth writing about", turning it into "humans vs ice zombies" would contradict that, and the entirety of the story. Even the show hacks said that they view the king less of a character and more as death. Death isn't the enemy but a fact of life. Fighting the army of the dead as the ending would push ASOIAF to LOTR level of childish crap.

Jon will probably broker some kind of peace deal with them while Euron and Cersei do something to become a real threat. At least in the books in clear that Euron is a big deal who plans to become God, the way he was presented in the show makes it harder to pull off.

>>85661001
>Bran, a lords boi, trained by maester luwin how to write couldnt write himself a letter
shut up

>>85661001
Edd can read and write

>>85661018
I wouldn't call it "obvious" to buy into the Aerys/Joanna theory, but you're free to believe whatever you want.

>>85661018
(You)

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>>85661001
>maestro

>>85661044
>he thinks we are watching GRRM's work
lmao

You stupid showfaggot

>>85661077
>>85661077
>>85661077

>>85661044
This is a hbo show dude. This isn't the books, they will never ever be finished.

>>85661018
I think Tyrion seems more likely, but either way one of the match ups is true, even if it was never intended to be revealed.

Either Jaime and Tyrion both killed their own fathers, or each others. I just can't imagine it not being true in George's head.

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>>85661018
>Jaime is a Targ but Cersei isn't

>>85660112
learn to read before you judge

>>85661001
>>85661036
>>85661052
christ almighty I derped
well nevermind, then they have no ravens
it makes no sense otherwise

>>85661085
I doubt they are stupid enough to change the overall ending with some good vs evil type of shit. Yeah, they made tons of dumb changes already but so far it's still a fan fiction version for less attentive people, not a completely different story with a completely different purpose.

Besides again, D&D don't view the night king as a person, so they seem to get it too.

>>85661222
>I doubt they are stupid enough to change the overall ending
They have already done it

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>>85660991

I hope me makes it this time

>>85661129
That's not what he said.

>>85661239
Jon being Aegon? That shit doesn't matter too much and simply allows them to get rid of one plot line.

>>85659212
why live?

>>85660440
lokks like some Kink photoshot

>>85661389
no shit? What have you that idea?

>>85661689
kink as in Kink.com

>>85659340
>What happens to Tommen? If he dies Tywin would attack,
Why?

Tywin might see the rest of his House being spared as preferable to a war of annihilation he can't win.