i'll be useful sir

>>85655076
I'd let her peg me with the bat

>>85655076
God, I just want you to sit down on my fat wet cock and furiously pump it up all day until I stuff you like a pig

>>85655126
I would watch

Why did they cast somebody with literally no tits or ass here?

>>85655126
*peg peg*

>>85655175
Harley is pretty skinny in the comics

>>85655139
hot

>>85655175
trans boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCt0T3_Hp7o

How does ANYBODY, I mean ANYBODY watch this tripe? Moreover, how did anybody think that this was decent acting?

>inb4 it's supposed to be retarded and campy, it's le comic boog :DDD

>>85655308
its a fun movie you dingus

>>85655076
>plot armor isn't the mightiest superpower
>>85655308
>How does ANYBODY, I mean ANYBODY watch this Academy Award winning film?

>>85655308
That was decent acting from Margot.

"Here comes Slipknot, the man who can climb anything."
>punches woman to show how tough he is
>Will Smith "daaaaaamn"

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
On the plus side I got to watch that no talent Adam Beach die like a bitch.

Deadshot is the only SS member with a non-shit-tier power, and even he can easily be killed by airstrike or artilery. You're not going to shoot down an A-10 with hand guns to matter how good your aim.

The only reason the SS won was because The Enchantress was too dumb to live.

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>>85655076
10/10 jawline

>>85655397
>>85655522
>>85655544

Hello, reddit

>>85655555

>>85655964
Damn you must be brain dead.

>>85655175
pleb

>>85655987
whats the point of these posts?

you can barely see this Cara thread behind the fridge
Enchantress webms where

>>85656230
Some newfags like >>85655987 think every board is like /b/ and gives a shit about gets, when in reality, nobody outside of Bane shitposting threads cares about that shit.

>build a team that is supposed to kill the next superman
>Alright, let's include a guy that's good with ropes and a woman with a baseball bat

>>85656345
Who do they get to use on the Squad again?

I like the boy version more

>>85655076
shes literally only attractive as harley quinn prove me wrong.

>>85656345
>build a team that is supposed to kill the next superman
Enchantress is literally just that.

>>85656757
Watch Wolf of Wall Street.

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2skinny4me

>>85656837
So why do they need all the other losers on the team? "Good with a sword" is not a superpower in a setting where guns exist.

>>85655397
It really wasn't though

>>85656859
Those painting are awful.

>>85656900
>So why do they need all the other losers on the team?
Had to work with what she had. Nobody was going to find a Superman destroying bad dude in Arkham or Blackgate. Also she was keeping tabs on Flash & Aquaman, so it wasn't like she wasn't thinking what you were.

>>85655826
Pretty nice. Strong but not manly

>>85655139
>>85655225

f-fff

w-was this meant to be read together?

>>85655397

I remember when the webcam leak was being streamed on the 2nd weekend of its release and we had a thread for it.

No one on /tv/ had fun.

>>85658290
yea bae

>>85656696
i know you do

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>ywn be that guard
jdimsa

>>85658645

t-that means theres only 1 way she could sit on u then

w-whew

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Why didn't they cast someone with a fat ass?

>>85658736
yea

>>85658744
cause i wasnt indoctrinated yet

>>85658798
>>85658798

w-what if the movie trailer placed more emphasis on the boy version?

would boys in school be just as excited about the trailers?

Ever see Liev Schrieber's son?

>>85658926
probably cuz theyve been through decades of trans subliminal programming!

>>85659003

that was exactly what i thought of when i saw the OP, anon

and also what i imagined during my discussion just above you

>>85659026

would they be shown in school, imbetween approved programming on the homeroom tv's

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>>85659003
he's good. very fridge like

>>85659095
>would they be shown in school, imbetween approved programming on the homeroom tv's

sure i dont see why not

>>85658744

>New 52


Get off of my board

>>85659178

b-but would boys have the same feelings after seeing it, talking about which characters in the trailer they really liked?

would that character then be the focus of google image searches for middle school and highschool boys during the months leading up to the movie release?

>>85659287
it's possible but it might still take some more years.. the overall population still needs more indoctrination so to speak

>>85655076
kai.jpg
Who wore it better?

>>85659393

would everything about the trailer and promo pics be exactly the same, with just 1 small noticeable difference?

do you think those differences would be the primary cause of pauses during the trailer?

would the minds race and cause even more intense anticipation for release?

>>85659462
>would everything about the trailer and promo pics be exactly the same, with just 1 small noticeable difference?

yes

>do you think those differences would be the primary cause of pauses during the trailer?

most definitely

>would the minds race and cause even more intense anticipation for release?

absolutely

>>85659614

would the top comment on the trailer be saying how hot the girl playing Harley Quinn is?

>>85659712
YES. YESSSSS.

because it would be MEEe

>>85655522
>plot armor
All fictional heroes (or anti-heroes) have "plot armor". Everything that happens or not to them is due to the plot.

>>85659741

would you make a bunch of those "tribute" videos other girl actresses have on youtube, but for the girl playing harley?

each of them getting hundreds of thousands of views

the majority of the comments being each user saying how they couldnt last, posting time links to when they lost

>>85655076
d a d d y i s s u e s

>>85659854
sure why not. ill probably need lots of help tho.

>>85655308
djus durn ur brain offv

>>85660021

h-help doing what?

>>85660118
making videos and filming and stuff

>>85660017
DAMAGED

>>85655076
Where was Batman during all this? Isn't putting the Suicide Squad in their place one of his gimmicks?

>>85660249
i think he was dealing with superman the whole time

>>85660179

w-would the entire 35 minute video be all your clips put together?

using only the best parts of each?

>>85660322
Doesn't SS take place after BvS?

>>85660375
yea absolutely

>>85660436

would you edit each scene so the viewers would be able to see a screencapture of which trailer or image were on screen, and also be able to show you and your friend helping you?

>>85659114
>tfw she manages to make it both sexy and pure at the same time

>>85660603
>she

>>85660553
sure

She disgusting

>>85655789
>non-shit-tier power
ah yes the power to not miss, the thing that literally everyone needs to actually be useful when firing a gun. What a unique and useful ability.

>>85660428
i dunno i just assumed it took place at the same time

>>85660688

you would be so popular, i bet you would have the best PMV's on PH

with each video either being the girl portraying hayley or other actresses with similar aspects

>>85660926
I think so too.

>>85661136

do you think your videos would be categorized in the girls section? and all girl-related tags?

>>85661233
yes but they would probably also need some other tag as well

>>85655308
why so serious?

>>85661283

what type of tags would you need to add manually?

>>85661399
probably at least one for intersex

>>85661443

what about when that becomes the default, and then female tags have to be added for off-topic posts

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>>85661586
well that's just even better although i prefer the term demon

>>85661787

is harley a demon?

the boy version

>>85655826
more like 45/90

>>85660249
Fuck batman, where the fuck was the flash?

>>85661878
yeeessssss

>>85661980
>where the fuck was the flash?
The eternal question behind every single problem in the DC universe. Flash is such a walking plot hole.

>>85661993

would boys be more interested in the lewd boy harley quinn pics online, than the "cosplay" versions which are done by girls and not lewd

>>85661980
captain boomerang tied him to a giant rocket-powered boomerang and sent him into orbit

>>85662134
yes because i think everyone is just a tad bit queer. they just need proof.

perhaps if more "girls" showed who they really are it would convince even more boys

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>>85655076
Was the Indian guy in Wonder Woman Slipknot's Grandpa?

>>85662241

what about millie

could she be a great role model

>>85662313
Millie Bobby Brown
?

>>85662381

would the season 1 kiss be more impactful when you rewatch it?

do you think that's why finn doesnt like to talk about it

>>85662428
it probably makes him feel awkward but only because it's not considered normal

>>85656859
who dat?

>>85662625

do you think finn was aware the first time, when it was really quick before a shoot and mbb just had her pants down a bit while finn was behind her

>>85662798
hah! who knows it's possible

soo

when do i get picked up? when do i leave this world behind?

>>85663604
BREAKING OUT OF MY CAGE
NOTHING VENTURED, NOTHING GAINED

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>>85659003
Oh, we've seen.

>>85655308
Why do you keep trying to make this scene a meme? It's entirely mundane.

>>85663839
NOW I’VE FOUND WHAT
IIIIIIII
WAS LOOOOOKING FOR
A PLACE WHERE I CAN
BEEEEE WITHOUT REMORSE

>>85663969
Ranked, from best to worst:

Stains of Time
A Stranger I Remain
Collective Consciousness
The Only Thing I Know For Real
It Has To Be This Way
Red Sun
I'm My Own Master Now
Rules of Nature
Hot Wind Blowing

>>85664118
but for real though when do i go

>>85661945
that was acute joke.

Jump outside your cunt, retire inside your belly. Well if you ain't a Teletubby

>>85665507
What did he mean by this?

>>85663896
living the dream.

>>85665677

It's poetry man

>>85655397
l i t t y
i
t
t
y

im ready for love

YOU DON'T OWN ME

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>>85655139

>>85667503
make me feel loved like a woman and ill love you in return

>>85668061
gangfuck me and leave me in a puddle of your shitcum, daddy big dick

i want that daddy dick, that fuck shit, that spermy-splashy shit, daddy nigger

>>85655308
>moreover
fuck i am native and this is first time i see this word

>>85668188
i dont think i am who you think i am

>>85655308

it was about as shitty as any other super hero movie out there i.e. there's nothing redeeming in the entire genre

>>85668246
are you looking to get head

>>85659854
I'm unaware of what you mean, anon. Care to share a link?

>>85668336
you can do that for me if you wish

>>85655076
I cant look at this girl now and see anything but a trap, thanks liberals

>>85663896
wtf is going on here. That's a boy dressed as harley quinn? and sucking on that handle like it's a bbc? and being kissed... by his dad? seriously wtf

>>85668476
mission accomplished.

>>85668433
but what i really mean is someone wants to give me anal and i am ready

>>85663896
too bad xe's not dressed up in the pic on the very right

>>85655139
>until I stuff you like a pig
I'm stealing this.

>>85655308
This scene is so bad it will never become the new Baneposting. The plane scene was funny because it sincerely tried to be dead serious. This scene is just shit because it can't be bothered to put in effort, and uses shitty postmodern "irony" as an excuse.

>>85668199
That's because you never read.

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>>85657431
Not to mention that Katana's blade isn't just some sword. It cut Enchantress when bullets were bouncing off her and removed her brother's hand.

It's all academic, though, because initially, Waller(and Lex) only had one member in mind for Task Force X: Superman.

>>85659771
>Everything that happens or not to them is due to the plot.
Take a hint from the name - plot ARMOUR - if a character is subject to the realistic consequences of their actions, they don't have plot armour. If they can do whatever stupid thing they want and constantly be protected by bullshit, they do have plot armour.

Basically it's when you know a character will be fine no matter what, thus removing all suspense.

>>85660603
Marilyn Monroe was like this. If she was young now there would be a /monroe/ general everyday with anons saying how they'd like to smell her farts.

>>85669190
>It cut Enchantress when bullets were bouncing off her and removed her brother's hand.
But it wasn't Katana who did that. She dropped the sword and Harley used it. So there's clearly nothing special about her beyond owning a magic artifact.

>>85668543
Almost all major studio executives are pedophiles. Most actors aren't but have to commit sexually depraved acts in order to be allowed careers by the cabal.

>>85655175
I've heard that it's a secret jew plot to turn everyone gay or something.

>>85669438
>Marilyn Monroe
>pure

>>85669656
Read >>85660603 which I was replying to.
>manages to MAKE IT both sexy and pure
I didn't actually mean Monroe was pure. I'm not that naive.

>>85669502
Owning it, knowing how to use it, and being able to access the knowledge and possible even the skills of the souls trapped within the blade as well as communicate with them. If they play it right, knowing how to truly use it will turn the wielder into Rogue.

>>85668433
i wish that shit upon a star every night, daddy

i want that load

that cream

that nut

cum

>>85670233
are you drunk, anon?

>>85670278
dick drunk

Aria Alexander is the superior porn parody.

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>>85663896

>>85670846
You shut your mouth about my wife, she is pure and has never even seen porn let alone made any

>>85670375
Tits or gtfo