>constant sexual advances by Goblin
>catfights with MJ over Harr
You know you know you want this
>>85652953
>"The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Went down on Gobby before he ate her out!"
>>85652953
CANNOT UNSEE HANDS
>>85652953
Sounds pretty shallow. Pass.
>a drop of cum hits the floor
>Norman Osbourne : "What the fuck?! I recognize that cum!"
>dinner scene
Norman Osbourne : "Patricia. Why's your leggings wet?"
>>85652953
Uh basically any film ?
>"Its you who's out Gobby. Out of my pussy! Here, let me put it back in. Dont go so fast okay?"
>>85653266
this, everything is suddenly better when you 63 every character
norma and harley osbourne etc
pic related, Marty Jake Watson
>>85652953
Sony or Marvel (disney) would never, ever make a female looking like that.
>>85653049
>"UP CAME THE SUN, AND IT DRIED UP ALL THE CUM"
Ghostbusters
>not just making a Mayday Parker movie
>>85652953
Who would the big guy be?
You know....
Yeah.
>>85653454
>every movie should be gender swapped
>the majority of movies would have a female lead
>waaaaaa ghostbusters 2016
>waaaaaaaa feminists ruin everything
>>85655977
that's because the characters are disgusting unattractive feminists instead of the exact same characters but gender swapped also ghostbusters is shit and you're a manchild for liking it
>>85652953
Sounds like shit, I'd just watch an xxx parody
>>85652953
broke back mountain
>>85652953
Literally every movie.
>Fight Club
>Women beating the living fuck out of each other
>>85656695
Apocalypse now, Lawrence of Arabia, master and commander?
Eyes Wide Shut
>recast mc
>Tom Cruise is the Shity spouse
>Orgy scene would probably be spookier
>>85656853
Thinking about all female master and commander brings about those animu games where girls in lewd school uniforms pilot tanks
>>85656853
>Lawrence of Arabia
That rape scene would be a lot hotter