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I want to do naughty things to Varys

>>85651570
first for my poll
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13574031
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>>85651570

>>85651740
>people still haven't realized R+L=J is a red herring

Fucking speedreaders

>>85651570
WHERE DEM SPOILERS AT. HIT ME UP.

requesting "local tully ruins everything" meme

>>85651740
R+L = J is true, however it doesn't matter because Rhaeger isn't actually the son of Aerys and Rhaella, but instead Bonifer Hasty and Rhaella, meaning he doesn't fulfill prophecy.

guys what if John Snow is the next white walker king
Like it's cyclical there always has to be them to bring the winter
So when they defeat them he will become the next one and sleep until it's time
also since he is a bastard with the dragon people he will have an ice dragon

>>85651811
R+L=J is real but rhaegar was actually insane and obsessed with prophecy bullshit
he kidnapped and raped lyanna

>>85651811
Don't worry brother, we will be vindicated eventually.
assuming George doesn't have a heart attack or something

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All bend the knees for His Grace, Stannis of House Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.

>>85651894
pathface is shireen biological father

>>85651909
lyanna was a fucking whore, he didn't kidnapped her.

>>85651894
Patchface will burn Shireen in the book.

>>85651909
>implying it was rape
At Harrenhal Rhaegar sang a song that her wet. Bitches love sad songs.

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>video on yt from 2012
>360p
why can't retards reupload their videos?

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>>85652043
>implying he isn't the avatar of The Drowned God
>I will lead it! We will march into the sea and out again. Under the waves we will ride seahorses, and mermaids will blow seashells to announce our coming, oh, oh, oh.

WHO ELSE GOING TO BURLINGTON BAR TONIGHT?

>>85652122
is dan autistic?

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>>85652038
'M-my knee! It's BENDING ON IT'S OWN!'

>>85652176
I hope muslims fucking blow this place up.

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first for king bran

>>85652220
DABID! DABIIIIIID!!! GENDER NEUTRAL DABID! GENDER NEUTRAL!

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night is coming

>still hasn't been a better song yet (although sheeran got close)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU8eL2CjzHw

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>>85651570
>Tyrell
>anything but true patrician

>>85652305
seriously he always seems strange.
david is always cool af though

>>85652087
>>85652120
rhaegar showed all the symptoms of insanity
eddard would have been pissed of with lyanna if she cause the war and the death of their dad/brother

>>85652364
But there was:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyXjJngVTXk

why do targaryens have the best soundtrack?

>>85652113
nah he'll rape and eat her then rape her left over remains which will be when they catch him

>>85652425
stannis does desu

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>>85652393
All Targs are insane little shits. They can't fight for dick without those fucking flying cuck lizards o' theres. All Bobby B needed was a fucking warhammer and a reason to swing it to smash the shit out of Faggar.

>>85652393
>rhaegar showed all the symptoms of insanity
Wut

>>85652488
he is right, retard

>>85652414
the actor actually sings pretty well...

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I still hope they will go "Bran did all" way or "Varys vs Littlefinger were behind everything" way. Not that stupid YASS Dragon queen.

>>85652488
He wasn't nearly as bad as his dad, but there was definitely something wrong going on.

>>85652455
Notice how two men are charging at rhaegar because robert couldn't take him himself

>>85651894
Mel is a retard, or at least extremely biased. When she saw skulls around Jon it was a clear omen that he will die soon. The same probably goes for Patchface, especially considering how tense things are at the Wall. The blood around his lips she sees is probably his own. Or maybe he took a bite out of his killer before he died. Either way.

>>85652518
>>85652562
Specifics

>>85652455
That still won't change that Rhaegar cummed inside Bobby's waifu

>>85652547
you're just setting yourself up for dissapointment at this point...

>>85652602
read the books

>>85652454
mhysa and dracarys > every other song
but yeah stannis has also great soundtrack

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>>85652567
>Soldiers actually following their leader
>bu-but he couldn't take the guy himself
Shut the fuck up. Robert literally hit the dude so hard his fucking armor IMPLODED and all the rubies in it went all over the fucking place.

>>85652634
I have. Name something instead of being vague as shit and hoping people won't call you out

>>85652605
That still won't change the fact that Robert became king after nearly extincting Rhaegars entire family line, and got to fuck whores and drink all the rest of his life to his hearts content. And where is Rhaegar? Dead.

>>85652568
she has glimpsed him many times, and only sometimes the skulls appears, and the blood flows. Patchface will probably kill someone in winter. Melissandre also calls him dangerous and she is afraid of him.

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>>85651570

dear bookfags, what happens to stannis?

>>85652693
>And where is Rhaegar? Dead.
Yeah so is Bobby B. And one of them actually had heirs

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threadly reminder that jonerys is canon

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>>85652656
>ywn cave in some twink faggots chest in and make him shit himself
God I bet that fell great

>>85652667
>I have
prove it

>>85652744
well, not really. they both had bastards, but none of them has living heirs

episode leaks WHEN

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>>85652783
>being this mad that you have no argument

>>85652728
nothing, he beats ramsay

>>85652547
Varys hasn't schemed since putting Tyrion and Dany together. And according to last episode he didn't even know about Jon Snow being KITN let alone whether or not he's trustworthy? He's pretty much useless.

>>85652602
he believed his children are part of a prophesy to save the world and wanted another child even though his wife was sickly and couldn't bear it

new leaks confirm lyanna loved rhaegal and robert started a war because he couldn't take it like a man.
how will baratheonfags defend this?

>>85652836
you didn't read them, did you?

>>85652870
by caving the fuckers chest in and rulling the seven kingdoms

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>>85652771
It really must have. Fuck I hope Robert somehow gets resurrected to do it to Dany. Have Dany win and then just BOOM out of fucking nowhere a warhammer just obliterates her torso and you hear Robert laffen while telling all the shits to BOW.

>>85652861
How is that "showing all the symptoms of insanity"? Not only is prophecy a very real thing in the ASOIAF world, he was a Targaryen, who are confirmed to be a bloodline that has true dreams of the future. If that's your only example, you're really grasping at straws.
>>85652892
Whatever makes you happy

>>85652870
Maybe they're the fags who keep posting it was rape.

>>85652728
He's chilling with Theon, Asha, (Yara in the show, Theon's sister) and a few northern lords in a village a few days from Winterfell and the Boltons.

>>85652839

Are you serious? Then why did they fucking kill him off in the show?

>>85652870
we already hate d&d

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>>85652914
Robert is dead, sadly. But there is someone with his own hammer left alive...

>>85652771
>bobby said they all shit themselves before they die
>bobby killed rhaegar
do you think rhaegar was shiting uncontrollably as he said the name lyanna?

>>85652940
because DABID

>YWN witness Robert Baratheon prime, stronk as mountain but 10x the fighter

>>85652768
Will Jon commit sudoku when he realizes that he fucked his aunt?

>>85652940
b/c D&D have some sort of hate boner for the Baratheons. They must be secret incest worshipping targ fanboys.

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Young Olenna Redwyne.

>>85652974
He was probably calling out to his mother, the cowardly little shit

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>>85652997
>there will never be a book-accurate rendition of Robert's Rebellion
literally every good character GRRM ever created was at their prime in that war

>>85652974
robert probably pushed all of Rhaegars intestines through his asshole

>>85652972
>Gendry in 2-3 years turns into Robert 2.0
>Another Targ on the throne
>Dany goes mad queen
>Gendry bashes her fucking chest in with a hammer he made himself
Oh hell yes. Fucking do it please...

>>85653051
something is certianly growing strong, but it ain't a rose

>>85652693
You mean spent the rest of his like getting cucked and crying over his waifu, while rhaegar had her while his son is going to save the world

All robot will be remembered for is being a fat, sad sack of shit king who's rule was so shit that the real literally tore apart (don't forget the fact he got killed by a boar)

Not even his best friend could be honest with him, because he knew rob was such a child he couldn't take anything like a man

>>85653051

well smirkfu had to have gotten her sexy genes from somewhere

>>85652940

Show writers didn't like him and actually misinterpreted his character, he's a favorite of GRRM but DnD took creative liberties and gave his arc to Jon instead.

Overall, Stannis has 30 mins of screentime from the whole tine they introsuced hus character on the show, leading up to his show death they couldn't really give him his book arc because how different the writing had become compared to the books.

^This is why lots of book fags are pissed at the show and they still post Stannis memes because he's still alive in the books

>>85653063
*The Greyjoy rebellion

>>85652605
>man cums in your waifu
>kill him with the brute force of a blunt fucking hammer
>implying he was in any way cucked

>>85652997
Eh, Robert is in the same category of strength as the mountain, but I don't think any human is actually as strong as the mountain. Like Robert in his prime can definitely compete with him though.

>>85653098
>robert wielded a warhammer
>gendry was a blacksmith, and has used a hammer to smith all his life

shit would be fucking epic

>are you going to sing when i hit you?

>>85652728
last time we see him he's a day or two away from fighting Ramsay and it's implied he's got a master plan to crash his army with no survivors

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Currently, how large is each army in westeros?

>Dorne
>Lannisters
>KellyC
>Euron
>Tully
>Jon snow
>any one else I missed

>>85652870
>new leaks confirm lyanna loved rhaegal and robert started a war because he couldn't take it like a man.
fucking d&d and their bullshit retcons. Robert started no fucking war it was Jon arryn after Aerys asked for the heads of ned and robert he called the banners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xNqMFcDnqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFNykuOnxWY

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>>85653098
>Ned studied the shape of his jaw, the eyes like blue ice. "Yes," he thought, "I see it."
>"You saw the boy. Such a strong boy. Those hands of his, those hands were made for hammers."

Cap it

>>85653139

He was one of the best characters of the show though, this exiled autist who does rightfully derve the throne, doing whatever it takes through stoic determination. Killing off all the interesting characters in favor of "gurl power" shit was fucking retarded.

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how longn until it airs and how do i watch it live, acestrim link or something?

>>85653195
oh yes, the battle over ice or some shit. A battle that happened in real life.

Also don't forget there are traitors in Ramsay's ranks (and so are some in Stannis ranks)

The battle is gonna be so awesome, I wish the fatman could finish his fucking books.

>>85653117
Except he didn't cry over her the entire time. He was far to busy drinking and having a bunch of bastards of his own to give a fuck about what is sicko wife was doing. And when the boar gutted him, he'd been drunk as fuck, and poisoned, and he still managed to kill it. And Ned didn't tell Robert about the 3 kids being bastards because Robert would have probably had Cersei and Jaimed killed for being traitors.

I live in NYC. Considering visiting the Burlington Bar tonight. What should I do if I show up ?

>>85653207
don't try to use actual tacticts or strategy in the game of thrones battles or wars. let me tell you, it's all irrelevant.

in the early seasons it wasn't has bad, but since season 4 the geography and strategy has gone out the fucking window. numbers and tactics don't matter. plot armour does.

>>85653117
you do realize robertfags haven't actually read the book, right
they are defending the biggest cuck in the seven kingdoms and ignoring the fact he literally had to be rushed off the battlefield after collapsing
now, did he almost die from wounds or from hearing rhaegar call out to lyanna?

>>85652870
>if you do nothing, people call you a cuck
>if you have his chest in with ma hammer and fuck his entire shit up, people say "heh you couldn't take it like a man"
Which is it

>>85653214
As long as it shows Robert fucking annihilating Rhaegar I'm fine with it. I just need to see it.

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>>85653063
why would you want the kikes at hbo to do it? They would water so much shit down, cut important stuff and retcon stuff to make Robert, Stannis, Ned et. al be in the wrong and give shtty fan service and follow d&d's foot steps

>>85653306
start a mexican wave

>>85653207
0
0
some
greatest fleet ever
0
some
>anyone else
0

dorne is gone after last episode
lannisters are gone after episode 4
kellyC will only have 1/4 of the army she had at the beginning of episode 2
Euron still has everything he had
Tullies are gone
Jon Snow has the remaining northerners and pretty much nothing else

>>85653344
The trick is to go gay.

>>85653317
>Wounds
>Implying a man who's chest has collapsed can actually wound someone
Robert crying over Lyanna just proves how true his love was, and that Rhaegar deserved to get annihilated in such a brutal fashion.

>>85653397
i'm sorry, who is KellyC

>>85652870
>started a war over nothing
Never mind the whole madman on the throne randomly burning nobles for his own amusement. That situation was perfectly acceptable.

>>85653444
Daenerys

>>85653317
>cuck
>girlfriend elopes
>cuckee gets his chest imploded
>cuckees children get smashed against a wall
>cuckees wife gets raped and split in half
>father gets murdered by his own men
>lose your kingdom your dynasty and the new girlfriend

Robert uncucked himself in the grandest way

>>85653419
>guy fucks your wife

>fuck the guy who fucked your wife in the ass in front of her
>then cave his fucking chest in and watch her scream in horror

>>85652530
He had a number one single in the 1980s in the UK

>>85653317
dumbshowfaggot

Baratheons are the best part of the books.

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>85653306
Shittalk

>>85653499
And then cucked himself again by marrying Cersei. Even so, the fact that Rheagar got his chest caved in and that Lyanna's whore pussy got ripped apart by her dragon spawn proves that there is justice in GURM's world after all. Shame about Elia and her kids though.

>>85653306
cheer for euron

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>>85651850

>>85653714
Fat Walda

>>85653288
>and so are some in Stannis ranks
stannis is aware of it

>traitors in Ramsay's ranks
Manderly gonna eat up the boltons from the inside


The north supports Stannis and his merchenary army did not even arrive yet

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>>85653716
>tfw no more Radmure

>>85652567
>Notice how two men are charging at rhaegar
Who exactly? Everyone in the pic is fighting their own battle.

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>A good kidney pie is all about the ingredients. Flour, lard, water, eggs, milk. Easy enough. But the meat, peacetime or not, getting your hands on a good bottom round steak and calves' kidneys is not easy. I mean, some people settle for plain old beef kidneys. Got no right to cook anything, them. Oh, and the gravy. Don't get me started on the gravy. Very difficult to get right. See, a lot of people give up on the gravy. You cannot give up on the gravy. No gravy, no pie. Simple as that.

>>85653306
Burlington bar is in Chicago, better get a move on

>>85653748
>stannis is aware of it
Yeah, I remember. Which is why I put them on parenthesis, they are less important than the ones in Ramsay's army.

why did the fat fuck not put the fucking battle at the end of dragons.

>>85653714
droggon

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>>85653780
Wait, is Edmure ded in the show?

d&d are afraid that they would be criticised for promoting incest, so they are going to have sam say jon and dany are related why they are having boatsex

fucking pussies

>>85653831
simply forgotten by the pebleian masses

he is suppose to be in king's landing or casterly rock or somewhere. Jaime took him.

>>85653831
I guess. Arya killed every Frey and didn't free him, so presumably he's starving to death is some dungeon. He deserves it for letting Basedfish die.

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>>85653780

>>85653859
Well he might turn up tonight then

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>>85653831
We don't even know, Arya literally kills everyone at the Twins but Edmure is never seen. Just another glorious plothole from D&D

>>85653859
Nah, that book stuff. In the show Walder says that Edmure is back in his cell.

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>>85653499
nice dubs
here you go: cucked by lyanna, cucked by cersei. simple as that
despite being one of the most handsome and based men on the seven kingdoms he let himself go because of one qt wolf girl
and the funniest thing is, he literally deludes himself into thinking he knew who lyanna was
if you had read agot you'd know this
doesn't matter if he killed rhaegar because the nigger spent the whole 14 years whining about him as if it means anything at this point
he could've just manned the fuck up and banged the hottest woman who was his fucking wife in peace, which is funny because she actually liked him and he blew it
now don't get me wrong, robert pre-rebellion is a cool guy
if only he wasn't a cuck, he'd be the 2nd best baratheon, but that's for stannis

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Froglegs

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>>85653819
hes a cunt for cutting the battle in the ice, he should have cut a tyrion chapter or two

>>85653940
Kek in the book Lyanna doesn't even want to marry Robert. She says he's going to cheat on her

>>85653831
>>85653864
He can't be, he's being portrayed by an A* quality actor, the producers wouldn't waste dosh on a character to just fade to nothing.

>>85653945
no one cares about that BLACKED bitch.

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>>85653876
i can never associate the actor with game of thrones

Brutus, me old cock, what are you doin here

>>85653940
wait, what do you mean 2nd best baratheon if he wasn't a cuck Stannis>Robert>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Renly

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anyone have webms of Stannis's army charging at the battle of the Wall?

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>Robb Stark died because he'd rather fuck a dumb brown healslut than THIS

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>>85654006
>That baptism scene

Brutus is one of the most underrated characters in the show.

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>>85651755
Why does Ser Gregor never smile or laugh? Why is he always so fucking angry?

>>85653979
I'm pretty certain that the main reason Stannis is dead in the show is because D&D think the pink letter was telling the truth and Stannis dies in the battle of ice.

>>85652455

> When you make eye contact with the wrong girl.

>>85654063
true, an underrated character in an underrated show, shame...

>>85653997
D&D would.

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>>85653981
because she knew his "love" was more an infatuation than anything else. she was even resigned to her fate
>>85654036
lyonel baratheon, shownigger

>>85654050
biggest crime in westeros

because of this he:
>destroyed and almost wiped out the north
>Stannis fought alone at blackwater
>killed his whole family/house
>also not wanting THIS CUTE

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>>85654111
Shame!

>>85654111
>Rome
>underrated
stop posting

>>85654072
He has a shit ton of migraines for some reason. That's why he's always pissed.

>>85653819
Because the fat fuck doesn't give a shit and is just stuffing his face with food until he inevitably keels over.

>>85654088
LOL I forget sometimes that d&d are retarded i guess thats possible however, their treatment of the northern lords, theon, asha etc. to me suggests otherwise and that they were told something or other things that triggered them

>why yes I do watch GoT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp94Gb7ctms

>>85654088

I thought it's because they want to cut the cast down.

>>85652169
Is Patchface a good guy or a villian?

What do ya people see in GoT

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>>85651832

>>85654000
You shut your whore mouth, cunt.

>>85654219
He is insane, maybe possessed by something, so he is neither good or bad.

Thoughts on the social media protests

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Daily reminder that Daenerys will fail and is no true Dragon.

>>85654072
Undiagnosed brain tumor.

>>85654219
When he kills and eats Shireen you'll have your answer

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>>85654237
>>85654309

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>>85651570
>greyjoy

>>85654334
Huh?

>>85654050
he didnt know what she looked like kid

>>85654373
SHUT UP

>>85654219
he saw the drowned god and it gave him foreshadowing dreams

>>85654412
What do ya mean?

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>Actor Stephen Dillane openly said "I have no idea why my character did any of this."

What went wrong exactly?

>>85652568
>Mel is a retard, or at least extremely biased

>see that Stannis' army gets smashed by Renly's host at Kings' Landing
>tell Stannis that he should instead go to Storm's End to kill Renly instead because of this
>kill Renly, making the Tyrells join the Lannisters
>Stannis' army is smashed when the combined forces of Tywin Lannister and the Tyrells suddenly appear, with Garlan/Loras (in the show) in Renly's armour
>if he had just attacked King's Landing, none of this would have happened: the chain (books) wouldn't have been completed, there wouldn't have been as much wildfire, Tywing would be caught between the Starks and Renly

Stannis should have never listened to that smelly (but sexy) witch.

>>85654440
Deprivation of oxygen in vitro

>>85653306
I thought the Bar was in Ohio

>>85654416
Which means the drowned god is a real god, unlike the cuck faith of the seven.

If Patchface is in contact with a god then it could be pretty spooky.

>>85654450
If he didn't get the powers of Storm's End behind him, he would have still lost in King's Landing. They talk about this at the beginning of CoK, he doesn't have enough power to take the city with only the lords pledged to Dragonstone.

>>85654450
>if he had just attacked King's Landing, none of this would have happened: the chain (books) wouldn't have been completed, there wouldn't have been as much wildfire, Tywing would be caught between the Starks and Renly
I don't think that's what would have happened. Also Renly wanted to battle Stannis, he was going to attack him one way or another.

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Azor Yunkai'i Whore!

>>85654450
I can't blame her for that one. Anyone would think it was Renly. However, her exchange with Jon in ADWD is very telling.
>I saw a great tower crumble into the sea
>"East Watch?"
>I don't even know what that is, but I have to appear confident to be taken seriously
>Yes. East Watch, as clear as day
Bitch, just fucking draw it or something.

>>85652169
>>I will lead it! We will march into the sea and out again. Under the waves we will ride seahorses, and mermaids will blow seashells to announce our coming, oh, oh, oh.
>your face when Patchface will tear down The Wall and that is what he meant by "I'll lead it!"

Eurofag here. Is there any point for me to stay up for the episode? Is there usually a stream and some good autistic shitposting that makes it worth it?

>>85654619
Euron lives, relax, euronfag.

>>85654440
showrunners being so shit and not giving him background, motivation and generally not explaining much to him about his character.

>>85654538

He could have used the blood magic against Renly like he did afterwards. Him listening to her vision caused it to come true, however.

>>85654532

I guess he didn't have enough intelligence about the situation in King's Landing. Their defence was pretty shitty and that they needed more time to set themselves up.

>>85654698
King's Landing is an xbox hueg fortress. You need a shitload of men to take it.

>>85654619
>>85654659
He was so fucking based last episode I'm not even sure I want to see any more, for fear of ruining it.

>>85654741
>>85654659
>>85654619
Reminder Euron survives Winter. He is going back to Pike at the end of the season.

>>85654729
Nonsense. I could take it with twenty good men

>>85654729
you don't need to take it. you just need to siege it.

An actual attack on kingslanding is idiotic (unless you have draggons, and even then it's not recommended), for the simple reason that even iff you win the engagement and take the city, you will not have enough men to withstand the eventual counter attack

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Why was Renly so keen on murdering Stannis?
Or murdering Joffrey, Tommen and Myrcella?

I mean in the books Renly denies Cersei's children are illegitimate.

Was Renly really just a closet psychopath who didn't give a shit about murdering his brother, nephews and niece?

I mean for all the shit Stannis gets for Renly's death, Renly is literally planning to kill his brother and his brother's children. Stannis, for being "unbending" is meanwhile offering Renly to be his heir and is also pretty much involved in Renly's death (Melly does it without his knowledge).

Just wtf was Renly's deal?

>>85654810
If you siege your enemies, they win.

Just read the S8 Spoilers and I'm fucking pissed they actually memed Hot Pie into the role of Azor Ahai. fucking meme show at this point.

>>85654072
He'll only smile when there is no one left that will give him a challenge during a fight so probably never

>>85654844
wat

>>85654876
Tywin would have attacked him from behind, is what I think he meant.

Or Robb

>>85654830
>Why was Renly so keen on murdering Stannis?
Because he wants to be king. Stannis offers Renly his life because he can be king without Renly's death, but Renly is second in the line of succession. If Stannis is still alive, his claim is not secure.

>>85654872
>excuse me your grace but in this context "prince" can mean baked goods, even a warm or hot pie, if you will.

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>>85654591

>>85654785
reminder in the books he wants to cause the long night

>>85654830
This, what about kinslaying?

why did nobody cares?

>>85654969
Does Euron have autism in the books or something?

Why would he want to die?

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>>85654908
>>85654908
a smart man would have double entrenchements, like in the battle of alesia, where caesar defeated a sieged army of 50,000 attacking from the city, and a relief army of 120000 from outside the siege (take notion that these are caesars numbers, and probably inflated, but he was vastly outnumbered) with just 40.000 legionaries.

double entrenchements became standart practice if a relief army was expected.

>>85654964
>I know that, my mother tongue is valyrian, right D&D, it is, innit?
i hate that scene

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>character gets raised from the dead
>no one cares

>character blows up the most holy site in Westeros
>even a fucking baker in the Riverlands knows that the character was responsible for it
>nobody cares

>huge part of a characters bagage is killing off a mad king who wanted to burn an entire city to the ground with wildfire
>his sister uses said wildfire in a massive explosion, killing hundreds of people
>the character doesn't notice/cares about this

>>85654440
DABID being butthurt Renlyfags

>>85655016
He's basically an anime villain in the books. Molests his brothers, kidnaps a bunch of holy men, cuts out his crew's tongues. He's definitely not right in the head

>>85655022
but shitty barbarians are not what Stannis would be fighting. It would be actual metal men

>>85655022
>fighting savages
>fighting best armies of Westeros
>same

>>85655061
Hound can't beat the Franken-Mountain.

>>85655061
>show sandor
>show cersei
>show mountain
>show sansa
Trash art.

>>85655113
What's wrong with them all coordinating? It would be weird if it was book Mountain and show Hound, for instance

>>85655062

Cool

>>85655072
>>85655094

these weren't shitty barbarians. most of them wore the same armour as the legionaries and fought in phalanx formations. the lack of coordination was in the higher ups. 60 years before this a barbarian armour had totally whiped out some roman legions and killed two pro-consuls, in numbers more even than those caesar faced.

a better comparison to the savages would be the northmen of the show. in fact, the battle of the bastards attests to this

>>85654830
>Was Renly really just a closet psychopath
Yes.
>denies Cersei's children are illegitimate
oh he knew they were, hence why he planned to make Marge Robert's queen. She'd seduce Robert, and he'd out Cersei to him. Endearing himself both to his brother and the Tyrells. Once Robert was dead and Stannis stepped up, admitting to knowledge of incest was too inconvenient. Making his brother out to be another rebel against a lawful, but shitty king suits his popularity contest narrative.

>>85653831
He was last mentioned being put back in his dungeon cell by Walder Frey in the season six finale, during his banquet with the Lannister forces.

Also, Jamie's offer was not to Edmure but his son that he sired with the Frey girl he married. But since Edmure rejected the offer, Jamie most likely did not go through with it.

>>85654830
I think he's just a textbook psychopath.

>>85655113
Anon I'm so sorry but the show is all we are going to get. GRRM died last night, Winds and Spring are never coming out. I'm sorry to be the one who has to tell you.

It is D$Ds world now.

>>85655160
I would be okay if it was show Mountain, show sansa, book Cersei, book Sandor

But not all shows.

>>85655238
That seems silly.

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>>85655062
>trying this hard to rationalize the fact that you hang out with actual morons

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>>85655238
>>85655260
Rory is great, but book Sandor is top level husband material.

>>85651755
poor little dornish boy

>>85654830
wasn't the plan to get margaery married to robert, hence renly asking to ned if she resembled (((someone)))

>>85654450
To be fair, Davros kind of holds blame more than Mel.

He explicitly refused to let Stannis take Mel with him in the battle of Blackwater.

He knew she had major powers (shadow baby) but became a moral fag over using magic.

Had he let Stannis take her into battle, she might have been able to use magic to help Stannis and company win.

>>85655322
This. Book sandor is so much better than show sandor.

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>>85653051
>he hasn't seen The Avengers

>>85654830

Renly is completely in the wrong here. He believed that because he was more charismatic than Stannis he should be king. Stannis was the one true king, but the fools didn't listen.

>>85655322
Someone post that blog comment by some woman about wanting to fuck the Hound, and GRRM's cringey response

>>85655383
wow

>>85655383
top kek

you probably triggered a ban bot or something

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>>85653803

Haha oh wow I thought it was in Brooklyn

>>85655386
Or predict the wildfire and alert Stannis the mannis

>>85655493
>House Baratheon: Git Gud.

>>85655493
The helmets are cool.

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>>85655493
No, all of the armors in the show look like shit.

>>85655582
mariks go

>>85655493
Eh...season 1 costumes were the better ones.

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>>85655390
D&D cutting out the Sandor Sansa KL connection.
No wonder everyone hates Sansa and think Sandor is just a walking meme.

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can't wait for her to trigger alt right babies again

HOW MANY HOURS HUH HOW MANY /tv/, TELL ME HOW MANY HOURS?

GIVE ME YOUR WARCRY AND TELL ME HOW MANY HOURS IS LEFT

>>85655629
For Baratheon?

>>85654830
He knew that Stannis would NEVER EVER bend the knee to Renly, what with him skipping to the front of the line of succession ahead of Stannis. And that so long as he lived, Stannis would forever be a threat to Renly.

Also, he wanted the kids dead partly due to the Tyrells whispering into his ear about needing to eliminate loose ends, but also because Renly was practical in knowing that so long as Tommen and Myrcella lived, they would be a threat to his legitimacy as king ala Danny.

Also Renly knew that Stannis offering to make him his heir, was a ploy to get Renly to stand down. He knew that Stannis, holder of grudges, would have found a loophole to have Renly executed for trying to cheat Stannis out of the throne. Or would have found some other way to justify killing him (like killing Renly for refusing to converting to Mel's religion). Not to mention the notion that Stannis might still one day have a male heir that would leave Renly FUBARed.

>>85655720
across all houses.

>>85655016
because he knows how to survive it and rule over the feast for crows

>>85655071
Anime villains tend to have backstories and motivation.

>>85655744
I see, I guess that's why he is summoning the winds of winter

>>85655032
>character gets raised from the dead
>no one cares

They could have addressed this with the talk with Lyanna Mormont. He could have shown her the wounds that prove that he was killed so people don't think he just abandoned his post at the Wall. It could then be implied he did the same for everyone else if they needed to save time.

>>85655632
Sansor is my OTP and the stupidest thing any character has done in ASOIAF is Sansa not going with the Hound during the battle of the Blackwater

>>85655776
yes, it will truly be a storm of swords

>>85654969
>>85655016

Only in the book.

According to spoilers, Euron only SAYS he's going back to his home island, but in truth is going off to buy the services of EVERY available Gold Cloak, Golden Compass Mercenary, etc out there for Cersei after Cersei uses the loot she obtained from sacking High Garden/The Reach, to pay off all outstanding debts to the Iron Bank, effectively clearing her line of credit so she can buy up all available mercenaries to protect Kings Landing from the White Walkers.

>>85655810
and at last he will finally become a game of thrones

>>85655032
>>85655799

And the rest of your post is right as well. The lords of the Reach are actually siding with the woman who not only killed their liege lords, but also blew up one of the most sacred sites in all of Westeros and killed innocent people. Not only that, but it also suggests she was guilty of what she was on trial for as well, which was incest with her brother.

After the way Jaime looked at her at the end of season 6 I also thought he had finally seen through her shit as well, but he didn't.

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>>85655800
If she went with him they both would have died at the red wedding.
Sansan is OTP and confirmed by grrm, but it is also OVER. A bittersweet deconstruction and conclusion of beauty and the beast written by the guy who wrote beauty and the beast.
Sansa will always have her "kiss" and his cloak.

>>85652914
good post

So will Gendry be back tonite lads?

Imagine being that autistic.

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>>85655968
No, Gendry comes back when Davos and Jon go to King's Landing to meet with Cersei. There's a confirmed rowing joke too.

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>>85655968
He's back, and he's got his own hammer now

why did the white walkers kill the three eyed raven ?

>>85655980
Wrong

>>85655980
man she is fucking ugly. it astonishes me how they can turn such a beautifull actress into such an ugly beast.

being blonde never suited her, but this is just nasty

I just had an epiphany. Bran is the Lich King and travels back in time to become him.

>>85655848
hopefully the golden company is a throw off for leak viewers and its really the second sons. more daario. he meets face to face with euron and eurons like. hello brother.

and they give book eurons role to daario who reveals himself to be victarion

>>85655896
I hate how d&d make religion seem unimportant in the show because they;re liberal kikes they even Davos an atheist for no reason when hes very religious in the books

>>85655032
1. People cared about Jon coming back but he refuses to make a huge deal about it so everyone holds their tongues

2. Cersei blew up the church and killed thousands as a means to put the fear in EVERYONE after her naked slut walk/being put on trial for setting into motion the events that caused her husband's death. Also, has her spy network ratting out EVERYONE that makes jokes/negative/nasty comments about her naked walk, via siccing her zombie killing machine upon them.

No one is saying anything, because the message those things sent: Cersei will kill ANYONE who talks shit about her, talks about how she was forced to walk the street naked, or her various crimes, or she will KILL YOU.

3. As for Jamie, see the above. Cersei has gone full tilt Mad King and more so, her actions caused the death of his last remaining child. At best, the only thing Jamie can do is hold his tongue and try the best he can do, to mitigate the damage Cersei is doing since the alternative is to kill Cersei and become king himself, which Jamie DESPERATELY doesn't want to do.

>>85655965
im so fucking sick of this post, does anyone even know what this shit is

>>85654969
He wants to make himself the Night King.

>>85655775

He was a bit of a dick before his exile, but when he was exiled he went to Valyria and managed to return alive, which is something no one has done before. Who knows what he saw there? He seems to be trying to perform some bizarre ritual involving sacrifice of holy men and wizards from as many religions as possible.

>>85656104
press F5 and the posts disappear

>>85656110
Gah. Meant for >>85655016

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>>85656030
shut up Cersei is cute

>>85656118
Why the fuck did you respond to me with this? Euron isn't a character, he's just all the bad things grrm could think up slapped onto one guy. Darkstar is more of a character than Euron. Fuck off and do not respond to me again because you are inherently wrong.

>>85656187
nigga you cannot be serious. i'd rather fuck ollena

What would happen if the Night King takes Westeros? Would he eventually spread winter to Essos? Beyond? Is there a potential for the entire world to be covered in winter?

>>85656187
>That look of concentrated and raw contempt

That really gets my motor running.

>>85656201
>do not respond to me, or my wife's son ever again
lmaoing at your life, kid.

>>85655410
Renly's logic was kind of sound, in so far as Stannis would fuck shit up and piss off the rabble by banning vices like Gambling and Prostitution, not to mention the fact that he was a convert to a religion that required you to convert or be burned alive.

At best, Renly would have preserved the dysfunctional peace for a while, at least until Danny or the White Walkers came along. But even then, you would have to deal with the Tyrells and the same problem that Robert had with regards to his kids being bastards. The only difference being, Renly would be OK with it, since he would be too busy fuckign Loras to worry about Margery having sex on the side to produce an heir.

whats the weed of westeross

>>85656250
in the books they also come for Essos. Its not a westeros thing

>>85656070
Well George is, or at least used to be, a pretty militant atheist himself but just isn't a cunt about it. In fact it's funny you mention Davos, because he is meant to represent the average religious person and how they can be perfectly good people, even though George might criticise what they believe.

>>85656250
Shut up you fucking idiot lmao.

>b-but will he spread winter?!?!?!?!

Jesus fucking christ.

>>85656294
They skip the soft faggot shit and jump straight to heroin.

>>85656294
Sourleaf?

>>85656030
The hair is hideous. I don't even dislike short hair on women, that's just a really shitty wig. That said, Lena looks fine as Cersei.

>>85656294
puppy milk

its dog semen

>>85656261
The bitch can't act, especially now that they've run out of content to siphon from the books, now she's just a knockoff of that other bitch from House of Cards, who also can't act.

>>85656030
>beautiful actress

>>85656313
Why did you respond to my question like this? I'm just asking if the threat threatens the whole world and not just Westeros.

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>>85656341
i don't think she does. the blonde doesn't suit her. she wasn't ugly by any strech of the imagination. but the brunnete would've been better

this new wig though...

>>85656311
Thats what I like about grrm. For all the shit we might give him here at least he tries to be as true as possible to and strives for an internal consistency within his world despite his own beliefs.

>>85656378
lmao
nigger just stop posting, like for real nigga just turn of the screen do a 360 and walk away

>>85654266
Why do people keep posting these when they're obviously been proven bullshit by what we've seen so far?

>>85656381
no more rapes on Game of Thrones(TM) after Sansa's fiasco.

Thanks Sansa.

>>85656381
the fuck is wrong with that dick

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>>85656372

>>85656378
Because you're an idiot, lad. Possibly the stupidest person posting in these threads currently. Read what you posted and try and argue it wasn't absurdly ridiculous.

>>85654049
>tfw D&D even cut his men chanting STANNIS rabidly after the battle
>would have established why they marched with him through a snowstorm and sacrificed themselves to the Boltons in s5

Man, they really hated him.

>>85655705
got in 7

>>85656437
nothing, it's thicK

>>85652535
S1 and s2 Sansa, the best Sansa

>>85656378
you are replying to severe autism-anon.

beware

>>85656436
prove it

>>85656271
>he was a convert to a religion that required you to convert or be burned alive
>didn't burn alive his non-follower staff

Hmmm...

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>>85656378
These people are bullying you but I think you're ok. Don't let them hurt your feelings my friend

>>85656022
Because he was training Bran, who wasn't doing well in his studies of how to see the past. So killing Three Eye Raven, means Bran will never grow fully into his powers, reducing him as a threat even as he escaped the Nght King's zombie horde.

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>>85656381
ready for some euron rapes tonight?

>>85656484
find one rape

even last episode, they didn't even attempt to imply the sand whores would be raped, even though its the logical conclusion to it

go ahead, prove I'm wrong

>>85656450
>photoshopped image of her from almost 20 years ago
Anon...

>>85656450
>beautiful actress

>>85656540
tell me an actress you like, faggot

>>85656515
>euron raping bran

go on...

>>85656261
>GET YOUR MOTOR RUNNIN'
>HEAD OUT ON THE HIGHWAY
>LOOKING FOR ADVENTURE
>IN WHATEVER COMES MY WAY

>>85656419
>showpleb
If you want to discuss game of thrones in a thread where everyone's read the books, go to /lit/

>>85656562

Beth Stern

>>85653195
>Fighting Ramsay
What happened to book Roose?

>>85656571
>implying /lit/ reads books

>>85656304
Book white walker zombies can swim/walk along the bottom of the oceans/seas. This is a plot point, as the ships that fled Hardhome in the book (where the events were never seen outright but described via letters sent via ravens by the survivors) talked about how the White Walkers/zombies went into the water to pursue the fleeing ships and actually destroyed several of them before the remaining ships managed to slip the zombies

>>85656515
>>85656563
i hope euron rapes bran on the astral greenseer plane

>>85656654
So THAT's why he's keeping all of those priests locked up in WoW

Why would the Others be programmed with the ability to kill their creators? Are the forest babbies retarded?

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>>85656562

>>85656641

>"There are dead things in the water"

For some reason that line spooked me

>>85656515
> Raping bran
He can't feel a thing. It's dull.

>>85656700
Because you have a vagina

>>85654049
i might try and make a few today, how long and big can webms be?
>>85656470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyF6uAxp11I

>>85656571
Most people here have read the books, and there's a consistent audience for discussion of the books here whereas threads on /lit/ about them don't do well because the pseuds there hate fun.
I like reading real literature, and I like reading easy genre fiction too, but only one is accepted there

>>85656760

>>85656515
Would the show be improved if from now on euron interrupted in every other scene in a fashion like >>85653369 and proceeded to graphically rape everyone in the room.
By the end of the season they're no longer surprised and just have a resigned/annoyed expression while he gives them the big cock.
Just trhowing it out there.

>>85656641
it was never told they were being attacked by zombies in the water. They said dead THINGS in the water.

not corpses

has show euron alluded to an attraction to women at all? has there been any mention of him having a wife?

>>85656487
He literally burned his brother in law for having icons of the seven. Have you even watched the show?

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>>85656515
These people don't even know the meaning of rape on TV.

>>85656737
>i might try and make a few today, how long and big can webms be?

Whatever works best for you. I'd like one of the whole sequence, if possible.

I'd also like one showing the cavalry from the side as they ride towards the woods with banners flying.

And maybe one of the two pincers meeting in the middle and battling the wildlings.

Thanks.