Cara Delevigne Wants To Play James Bond, As Rumored Bond 25 Details

>>85650261
>"Everyone's saying I'm meant to be a Bond girl
Nobody is saying that except for the websites that your family owns.

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>>85650261
>has a working title of "Shatterhand
>gamespot article

Hmmm

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>>85650261
>ruined that Luc Besson Movie

nah she won't ever get a lead role again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaWCEzfXCaU

Must be pretty good - being born into a rich and influential family and getting everything just handed to you.

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how do we solve the roastie problem?

>>85650384
>implying Ryan Gosling didn't do the same with Eva Mendes

What the fuck are you doing using that picture?

>>85650261
What James Bond is
>a power fantasy for men, it appeals more or less exclusively to men
What retard girls think James Bond is
>An agent that can be played by any gender
If any woman played Bond it would bomb and be boring as fuck. It simply wouldn't work. Every Bond movie is strictly formula. There's the gadgets, the women, the cars, the villain. Women simply don't have any star power. Nobody wants to see a movie with a female protagonist. It's fucking absurd how stupid women are.

She cant act.

Regardless, would be fine with her IN a James Bond film, but bond isnt a women. The character trope is fucking caked in masculinity, and that's not even getting in the well established canon (literary and film) of Bond the character

>>85650384

whatever the solution is, it needs to be final

>>85650371
This, and the fans that lap her shit up.
>nooooo! she didn't get into modelling thanks to her dad, she just has their unusual yet beautiful features that always get you scouted
>s-she's not ugly! it's just atypical beauty! I b-bet all your guy friends want to fuck her
>she got into acting of her own merits :)! just watch any movie oof her! it's made so obvious by how well she acts

>>85650472
alright alright but what if

>female bond is captured and they use several magic wands to "torture" the secrets out of her?

like in those Female Detective JAVs?

could that work?

If there is ever a female James Bond, at least hire someone who can act, and not this one.

>>85650261
I honestly do not care anymore, let the fucking retarded littard culture shit on the characters as much as they like, I don't even fucking care. It's not like it's gonna be good enough to be more than a single movie considering how shitty Cara is as an actress or how shitty women are in action movies as main characters. I can't remember a single GOOD action movie with female lead actress, Lara Croft maybe? Dunno, I've seen that shit way too long ago.

goddamned, it's only going to get worse isn't it.

>>85650472
>it appeals more or less exclusively to men
Not true, my mother has the hots for Daniel Craig and goes to James Bond movies specifically because of him. In fact, she had the hots for Pierce Brosnan as well.

>>85650261
>>"It's time for a female Doctor Who and it's time for a female James Bond,"
>>the film will reportedly see Bond face off against a transgender villain.

new mass extinction event please
it's time

How she been in a single movie that hasn't fucking bombed?

lmao I'm surprised she's even still even being interviewed by any publication -- oh wait, "gamespot.com" hahahahahahahahaha holy shit

>>85650512
I noticed this easily when she was on Colbert or some other talk show. She is super awkward and has no acting ability to be in front of the camera outside of her standing in poses. Maybe she'd be better in stop motion.

>>85650570
Sarah Connor in Terminator 2
Hanna
Kick Ass
Aliens

Those are the ones I can think of that I liked.

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>>85650627
Okay, but that still means they saw it because it had a male protagonist so

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>>85650562
If there is to be a female bond, it's Emily Blunt

>>85650472
>Every Bond movie is strictly formula. There's the gadgets, the women, the cars, the villain.
Skyfall broke the formula by not having a Bond girl and it was one of the most successful films in the series. I was actually disappointed when they went back to the formula with Spectre and even went so far as to retcon Skyfall into being part of the formula.

What the fuck

Women never cared about 007, why they are demanding things nowadays

fuckk

>>85650709
is she the only badass woman out there? i can't place any other actress who i would be comfort being Jane Bond

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>>85650454
get out of my face, goober

She needs to realise that she can't always get what she wants.

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>>85650772
I am not joking. Skyfall to be is very bland. Only interesting parts are the Hong Kong scenes.

Spectre to me was better because it actually felt like a Bond movie and I had a lot of fun with it. Yes Waltz had cheesy moments and the plot twist needed to have been written better but it's a far better movie than Skyfall.

>>85650863
>Women never cared about 007, why they are demanding things nowadays

Are you stupid? This is the eternal pattern. Men invent thing, thing gets popular, suddenly women swarm it, it turns to shit.

Every fucking time, plus the demand that men move over and give it to women.

>>85650261
>Cara Delevigne Wants To Play James Bond

i want a merc
i have an article drafted if anyone is willing to publish it

>>85650772
>I was actually disappointed when they went back to the formula with Spectre
Anon, do you forget how Skyfall was a literally James Bond merchandise movie and how the end scene is literally "LOOK IT'S THE SAME OFFICE CONNERY WAS IN DURING THE 60'S MOVIES AND LOOK WE ARE MAKING REFERENCE TO AN EXPLODING PEN"

>>85650570
>>85650690
Don't forget mad max, best action movie of the last five years. Go watch someone movies and then come back here.

>>85650629
Suicide Squad did very well and even won an Oscar.

>>85651042
For makeup

>>85650937
Spectre was bland to me. The action scenes had no tension and very poor choreography and Craig just seemed to be phoning it in. I really hope the next one is better than both Spectre and Skyfall so he can actually go out on a good note.

Fucking what
If that happens somebody please assassinate her
This cunt is a shot actress, she has a shitty personality and James Bond needs to be a man

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>>85650261
What an entitled little bitch

Holy fuck. Why is it so hard to find a woman that's actually attractive? That can somewhat act? Why do they keep pushing these ugly kikes into roles

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>>85651076
You can't tell me this isn't Oscar worthy makeup.

>>85650261
Only if theres an explicit scene of her seducing a man and then violently fucking him on top.

>>85650535
100% CORRECT AND IT'S UNBELIEVABLE HOW MUCH ASS KISSING THESE FUCKING ASSWIPES DO TO PROMOTE THIS PUKEFACED SLAG!!!FACT!!!

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>>85651120
>I really hope the next one is better than both Spectre and Skyfall so he can actually go out on a good note.
Having Blofeld kill his new love which sends Bond out for vengeance as he does everything he can to kill Blofeld and in the end,
both of them perish in an explosion.
This would be best way to end his series

>>85650261
I'd rather have Idris Elba

>>85651229
Could work. It's definitely no doubt that the girl is going to die, especially when they say it's inspired by OHMSS and YOLT.

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At least Idris is an established dramatic actor. Cara is a goofy fun loving model whose still learning the craft. She'd be better in an original lighthearted action film starring alongside Kendall and she'd enjoy it more too.

>>85650261
>Based on the 1999 James Bond book Never Dream of Dying, the film will reportedly see Bond face off against a transgender villain.

The article is trolling.

>>85650261
I don't understand why women need to ruin everything, if they're so desperate for a female spy movie, why not just make a new IP with a female spy, or a spin off bond film?

So how much money are her inbred blueblood parents going to pour into making this happen?

>>85650261
Well we can be practically assured that it won't be a white man at this point. It's been built up now as this impending victory for diversity that not doing now would risk protests and thinkpieces.

Best we can hope for is a shitskin. I vote Dev Patel.

>>85650261
After her turn in Valerian, I doubt EON would consider her even if they did consider a woman.

>>85651294
>I don't understand why women need to ruin everything

You can't understand women because they are irrational and spoiled kids.

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>>85651042
>>85651076
>>85651186

FRIDA WON A FUCKING OSCAR FOR A MOTHERFUCKING MONOBROW OVER FELLOWSHIP OF THE RINGS, SO STFU ABOUT THE FUCKING OSCAR BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MEAN SHIT TO ANYONE OTHER THAN INSECURE WB/DC-UCKS LIKE YOU WHO KNOW IN YOUR HEART HOW FUCKING WRETCHED THE DCU IS, HOW SHIT THE MOVIES ARE AND HOW MUCH OF A CLOSET FAG YOU ARE BECAUSE YOU LAP UP HOMOEROTCISM FROM AN AYN RAND WORSHIPPING GYM RAT, SO EAT SHIT, FUCKFACE!!!FACT!!!

>>85650261
>transgender villain
Imagine the shitstorm.

>>85651294
One literally just came out two days ago

>>85650261
>bond
>french
Idris Elba was unironically a better choice

>>85650261
>"It's time for a female Doctor Who and it's time for a female James Bond," she said.
What does that even mean?

Charlize Theron is the only bitch who could play james bond. Watch atomic blonde and tell me differently

>>85651288
Fuck off Cara

This bitch is box office poison and has the body of a 14 year old Japanese boy.

Does her entitlement know no bounds? How or why does she think she'd be the one to be cast as female bond? She's fucking awful in everything she's in.

>>85651399
Just let Lesbian Blonde be her franchise if she wants. Probably be better doing sequels to that anyways.

>>85650570
Kill Bill

>>85650891
Ryan is fucking weird looking

>>85650863
WOMEN ARE VAIN, NARCISSISTIC CREATURES WHO CAN'T FUCKING STAND ANYTHING THAT DRAWS MEN'S ATTENTION AWAY FROM THEM, SO THEY HAVE TO SHOVE THEIR NOSES UP OUR ASSES AT EVERY OPPERTUNITY; PROOF?

MEN ABSOLUTELY CAN'T HAVE MEN'S ONLY GYMS BECAUSE IF SOMEONE OPENED ONE THE FUCKING CUNTS WOULD START SHRIEKING ABOUT SEXISM AND EQUALITY TO GET IN THERE WHEN THE TRUTH IS THAT THESE ROASTIE CUNTS JUST WANT TO WEAR SKIMPY SHIT IN FRONT OF MUSCILAR GUYS!!! BUT IF ANY MAN WERE TRYING TO GET INTO A "WOMEN'S ONLY" GYM THEY'D BE CALLED A FUCKING CREEP WHO ONLY WANTS TO SEE WOMEN WORKING OUT!!!

NOPE, WOMEN SEE SOMETHING MEN ENJOY AND IT DRIVES THEM FUCKING INSANE BECAUSE FOR THEM IT'S ALWAYS, WITHOUT FAIL, ABOUT ME-ME-ME-ME-ME-ME!!! SO THEY START SCREAMING TO GET THEIR WAY AND SO THEY CAN FUCKING RUIN EVERYTHING THEY TOUCH!!!FACT!!!

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>>85650261
As long as it's not her sister

>>85650957
TRUTH!!!FACT!!!

>>85651633
t. wise person

>>85651292
Have you read the book? How is it?

Bond movies are so weird, every time I think they've run out of material to "adapt" and have to do an actual original movie, they pull some random-ass book out of nowhere.

>>85651294
>why not just make a new IP with a female spy
That's literally what Atomic Blonde is. And it's awesome.>>85651389
>What does that even mean?

>>85651905
>Eventually it leads him to the Union's latest attack on society, which involves Tylyn's husband, Leon Essinger, and his new movie, Pirate Island, which stars Tylyn
That genuinely sounds like Tearjerker

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>>85651464
This boring propaganda role doesn't sound fun at all. My parents are pressuring me to do it. I just want to have fun with my friends and fuck hot women!

>>85651518
That's actually why they cast him in The Notebook, apparently. The director said "You're not attractive or cool, you're just a normal guy."

>>85651903
This, but unironically.

>>85651389
It means that the time has come, and so have I. I'll laugh last 'cause you came to die. The damage done, the pain subsides, and I can see the fear clear when I look in your eye.

>>85651330
I think it's going to be Tom Hardy, but in blackface. That would really surprise everyone.

>>85651903
Shit you have just open my eyes in that movie. I really liked it for the action and the visuals but now I won't see it the same again.

>One of the main reasons OR the main reason Valerian flopped.
>Being cast in a James Bond movie
>As James Bond nonetheless

Gee, I don't think nepotism can carry you that far.

>>85652416
Or can it?

>>85652459
I genuinely think the Broccolis are even worse scum than her uncle or dad.

So yeah, zero chance.

>>85652533
What do you expect from people named after the worst tasting "food" of all time? Truly disgusting.

>>85650261
>>As for the rumored Bond 25 details, Mirror UK is reporting that this movie, which is due out in November 2019, has a working title of "Shatterhand." Based on the 1999 James Bond book Never Dream of Dying, the film will reportedly see Bond face off against a transgender villain.

This is part of tranny disclosure. If you don't know about how widespread this has been, you are in for one wild ride!

>>85652748
What's tranny disclosure?

>>85650709
>emily blunt will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

>>85652748
Watch Dogs 2 had a transgender villain as well. We're everywhere, get used to it.

>>85650261
What the fuck is up with all of these celebrities shilling their friends or themselves to be Bond?
>X wants X to be Bond
>X wants Y to be Bond

it's hilarious to be because Cara and her ilk are always bitching about Bond being a rapist, but they really want that role.

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>>85650261
>Bond face off against a transgender villain
SO PROGRESSIVE!

>barf

>>85652865
>it's hilarious to be because Cara and her ilk are always bitching about Bond being a rapist
What the fuck? Source or you're full of shit.

>>85652927
Webm unrelated, I assume?

>>85652927
hahaha look at the faces of the girls behind

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>>85650261
>caraposting making a comeback
count me in senpai

>>85652991
assumed correctly

>>85650627
>hots for daniel craig
wow your mother has absolute shit taste

>>85653100
I think athletic women are pretty attractive.

>>85650261
A female Bond will never work. In the past it would have been pushing the envelope, but now it could never be anything other than pandering, and pandering is unforgivable shit.
Libs have effectively destroyed the ability for any "minority" to helm an established franchise without it being obvious that it's simply affirmative action virtue signaling.

>>85653176
what about fridges?

>>85653148
>doesn't have any problem with Pierce Brosnan
So I can assume that you, too, have a manboner for Pierce?

>>85653176
Yep, would much rather have someone with the build of say jenneke as a bond girl then cara.

>>85650472
>male power fantasy

Stop these sexist buzzwords

>>85653249
How about Sofia Boutella?

>>85650261
no

NO

let's line up Idris Elba to be the next Bond so we can dodge the end of the franchise for at least a decade please

by that time it will probably be not progressive to have a black man in the lead so they'll want to replace him with a trans midget

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>>85650472
>male power fantasies

>>85653389
What if they went for a black woman instead? Problem is, I literally do not know any black British women actors.

>>85653456
There aren't any outside of minor television roles.

>>85653427
whats up with woman and their obsession with manly chests?

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>>85650261
more like James Bomb haha

>>85653427
>o-only women are objectified in any way

>>85650261
Do an Atomic Blonde for fuck's sake. You don't have to steal everything. People will watch both. There doesn't have to be just one franchise about a suave British agent.

>>85653541
Men are obsessed with soft chests and big boobers so it makes sense that women are into the exact opposite.

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>>85653656
makes somewhat sense

>>85653652
>There doesn't have to be just one franchise about a suave British agent.

I disagree. This kind of shit needs to be contained.
There should be only one capeshit character franchise allowed, for instance.

>>85653652
How is Atomic Blonde doing so far? I thought it would be nice if it's another Wonder Woman-tier success because women apparently really like seeing movies about women and we can look forward to a huge franchise of lesbian sex.

>>85653718
You're far too late for that, we've had tons of spy movies running alongside Bond for the past few decades.

>>85653427
>women are held to a higher standard than men

>>85652175
>Tom Hardy

Having worked in an office full of women, I can say with certainty that Tom Hardy as Bond would bring in the female audience.

>>85653769

>18 million domestic in 2-3 days off a 30 million budget

purty gud

>>85650261
hahahaha

>>85653888
Bond movies wouldn't have a budget that low so it's just proving female Bond won't work.

>>85653842
He would bring me in too, he's one of the greatest actors of all time.

>>85653656
Stupid women. Why can't they be into manboobs?

>>85650535
are you a girl

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>>85653656
I like both soft and hard but I agree big boobers

>>85650369
>nah she won't ever get a lead role again

you underestimate the nepotism in Hollywood

>>85654141
Apparently there's a lot of nepotism with ScarJo but I don't mind because she's cute.

>>85651647
jesus, she barely looks like her sister. Cara looks like she was conceived in a petri dish.

are bong genetics that fucked, or was cara an anomaly?

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>implying Bond would be female
>not that Bond would be trans-man
Die cis scum!

>>85654726
didn't the norse or someone actually steal all the good looking women over decades and take them back to scandinavia? that might be a myth

>>85650261
[Insert "Oh so they got a man to play the next James Bond after all" joke here]

>>85654827
I feel embarrassed for the person who wasted time painting this.

>>85650261
is she playing the tranny villian?

Cara as Jane Bond
VS
CGI PHILIPP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN as Dalan Drompf

>>85655057
Why do people think it would be Jane Bond? James could plausibly be used as a female name.

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>>85654726
This is a better picture of Pop-pop.

>>85650261
she'd be a terrible bond girl anyway

>>85655145
Why are Cara's eyebrows so THICC? I never understood it.

Absolutely not, holy shit. She wouldnt even be in the running even if they were going to kill the franchise with a fem bond.

You know who else wants to be Bond? Gillian Anderson. I wonder if people would enjoy that.

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>>85650261
Stop talking about this bitch.

>>85650261
Who the fuck is she to decide who plays Bond? Also, even if the idea of female Bond made any sense, she's too young. Fuck off Cara.

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>>85655205
I guess they're natural.

>>85655543
Craig is going to be Bond for one more movie so it will probably be a good four years before she plays Bond anyway.

>>85650627
Your mom is a sluuuuuuuuuuuuuut.

>>85650261
>both Dr. Who and James Bond franchises killed by the casting of women in the lead role.
Good fucking riddance.

>>85655671
What are you, 12?

>>85655739
>implying Doctor Who will be killed by that
lol

when will this meme person be forgotten?

>>85655839
People have been talking about her for over a decade, doubt she is going anywhere.

>>85655739
last good doctor who episode was like two seasons ago

it was actually really fucking good but they blew it with part 2

before that there were like 4 good episodes in the show's history

>>85656203
Says you.

> the film will reportedly see Bond face off against a transgender villain.

Oh for fucks sake. Fuck off.

if there was going to be a female bond she would have to be androgynous at best if not outright ugly and an unknown actress. no one is going to respect/idolize an actress that we've already seen get fucked in another move.

>>85656435
if you followed the link you'd know you got memed on

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>>85650282
this. her entire career has been predicated upon her socioeconomic class and nepotism.

>has a terrible face for modeling
>has a terrible body for modeling
>can't act

>>85656518
Your post is nonsense and indicative of someone with a very poor understanding of humanity in general. Back to Betelgeuse champ, your cover is blown.

>>85650877
AJ in Salt did a reasonable superspy impression

>>85650772
>Skyfall broke the formula by not having a Bond girl and it was one of the most successful films in the series.
Dame Judy Dench was the Bond Girl you dope.

>>85650772
>Skyfall broke the formula by not having a Bond girl
what about the chick he raped on the boat then Sylva killed right in front of him?

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>>85650261
> Doctor who must be a nigger or woman
> Star Wars can only have nigger or woman in hero roles
> Capeshit characters must be nigger or woman
> Bond must be nigger or woman

When will this insanity end? Is this a bid to get people to stop watching TV/cinema?

>>85656692

>has a terrible face for modeling
>has a terrible body for modeling

you have no idea what you're talking about

>>85657313
She really does have a terrible face. It's the coldest bitch face I've ever seen on a woman.

>>85657404

even if everyone on the planet agreed with you (which they dont) a memorable, striking face is a designers wet dream

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>>85653206
fridges are GOAT

>>85657458
Her face is pretty bland though.

>>85650261

She's a bit young for the role as yet, but she's definitely the type I'd cast s a female Bond.

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>>85651976
>tfw you will never be their pusy slave

>>85657265
That was just a random girl. A true Bond girl sticks around the whole film, like M.

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>>85657561

objectively false

>>85657614
>That was just a random girl.
Next you'll tell me Strawberry Fields was a random girl.

>>85657655
She was, the brown girl was the Bond Girl in QoS.

>>85657721
there can be multiple bond girls in a James Bond movie and they all don't have to survive to the end either, don't be daft.

>>85657721
Olga is a Slav, not a shitskin

>>85657818
Wrong, the entire point of the Bond Girl is that there is only one of them, the rest are just random girls. They can die at the end but that is rare.

>>85650261
Considering Bond's usual audience, this will flop hard. I'm not going to see it whether or not it does well, though, unless it's widely critically-acclaimed which I seriously doubt will happen. James Bond films are very simple action movies, including a woman protagonist in them is only going to make them less watchable to me. It's not Bond. It's just generic action filler.

>>85657834
her skin is still brown though, he was making a observation of her skin's pigmentation, not a comment on her ethnicity, you memer

>>85654026
I'd be disapointed if the went with another manlet. Bond needs to be a suave tall guy imo. Not some bulked up manlet.

>>85657879
>Wrong, the entire point of the Bond Girl is that there is only one of them
Wrong from now til forever, you underaged faggot.

>>85650261
If she ever touches Bond I'm dropping it indefinitely. She's cancer.

>>85653367
she been the best part of the three movies I seen her in.

>>85650261
>the film will reportedly see Bond face off against a transgender villain.

Why? I mean, is there a transgender character in the book? If not, and they're just doing this for SJW points then it's going to blow up in their faces. You know SJWs will accept no less than a guy cutting off his dick in the first 20 mins then another 2 hours of him transitioning while fighting the MI6 patriarchy. But they'll just end up casting Tilda Swinton or whoever and the trannys will be up in arms over a cis gender neutral heterosexual female appropriating their culture of genital mutilation.

There is no pleasing these people. Not unless you cast Laverne Cox and have a 20 min cock sucking scene with Craig.

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Who's been more shilled by Hollywood this man-faced bitch or miles teller?

YO GUYS HOW ABOUT THIS

JUST DON'T GO SEE IT

TALKING ABOUT IT IS GONNA MAKE PEOPLE GO SEE IT

WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING LEEEEEEEEEAAAARRRRNNNNNN

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>james
>a woman wants to play role
>tfw

>>85655671
I can't wait till summer is over

>>85651186

It would be Oscar worthy if it made her more attractive

And it did

>>85650863

I actually rooted all this to one "turning point" in time - the moment men stopped spanking women for misbehaving

I say we bring back said spankings

>>85653888
Not good, actually. That 18 million is below even the studio's conservative estimate and that $30 million budget doesn't include the massive marketing push that movie received leading up to it's release.

>>85657988
Fuck off, idiot. You don't know what you're talking about.

>>85658033
I don't know about his other movies but Miles Teller was really good in Whiplash.

>>85657627
Her lips are interesting to me

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>>85657627

>>85658271
Too bad they ruined it by changing the way she looked when she became the villain. I don't know what they were thinking, her first appearance was awesome then they took away all the facepaint and made her this stupid pale thing.

>>85658484
qt even at her worst

>>85650709
Would love tbqh

>>85650261
She looks like a fucking tranny anyway

>>85658336
You can usually double the budget to see how much the movie actually made. So if it breaks 60 million by the time it's done, it did okay.

>>85650261
>The Jane Bond meme
Changing form is literally written into Who's character. Despite what codename faggots would tell you, James Bond has continuity he is one character. He also is masculinity personified almost anachronistically so. I would be more comfortable getting Idris the role. James Bond as it is and always has been would never be the same with a female in the role.

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>>85657310
>Capeshit characters must be nigger or woman
Settle down anon, only DC brownwash their main characters.

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>>85657313
I'm not saying she needs big tits or anything, but generally models are at least shaped like women

>>85658484

She looks like she's looking at Arabs roaming the dark 3 am streets whilst she's drunk and tucking into a Kebab

>>85657879
>the entire point of the Bond Girl is that there is only one of them
Be quiet.

>>85658652
Who's the one on the right?

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>>85657696
lol so wacky and carefree!

>>85654425
https://yuki.la/gif/10287932#p10289415
really?

>>85658739
FUCK off.

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when the day is done and you want to ride on

>>85651186
Honestly the Star Trek costume and makeup team deserved it more.

>>85658792
I'm talking about her face, not her body, as much as I appreciate THICC. But Under the Skin was a very boring movie.

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>>85650261
bitch just wrecked france's last hope to make an internationally popular movie by looking like a 14 year old together with this malformed gnome and is talking about being james bond now.

>>85650261
She has man eyebrows.

>>85650261
the day this happens it will be the end of cinema

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>>85658995
and a man body.

>>85658633
It's funny that people shit on Marvel for "forced diversity" when they've actually kept all of their white MCU superheroes white. They only changed ethnicities of side characters in Spiderman that nobody who cares about comics gives a fuck about but /pol/ shitposted the hell out of it because for all their whining about leftists, right-wingers have always been the ones who get offended by everything.

>>85651042
I didnt even realized who the fuck she was in Suicde Squad until someone pointed that out in some thread.

>>85658995
+boifeet
+boibutt

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>here honey, put your hands in the pockets so it looks like you have a waist

Anyone else find it funny that the person who apparently hates her has a whole folder filled with pictures of her?

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glamour icon, Cara Delevingne

>>85650261
>>As for the rumored Bond 25 details, Mirror UK is reporting that this movie, which is due out in November 2019, has a working title of "Shatterhand." Based on the 1999 James Bond book Never Dream of Dying, the film will reportedly see Bond face off against a transgender villain.
>>According to the report, Spectre actors Christoph Waltz and Dave Bautista are coming back to play their villanious characters. The untitled film is reportedly inspired by You Only Live Twice and On Her Majesty's Secret Service, and other filming locations could include France and Japan.

That kind of contradicts itself

>>85659073
That's why it won the Oscar. Such good makeup it covered up the identities of the actors. That is truly impressive.

>>85659129
you've never experienced Carafag threads

>>85659046
>THIS is a model

>>85659159
You realize that Spectre is a big agency, right? The villain could be someone working for Spectre while Waltz has some brief appearances manipulating things and Bautista continues to play a Jaws-like role.

Sony deserves to go bankrupt and lose Spider-Man to Disney if they give the James Bond role to some social media cunt

I would unironically take idris over this

>>85659226
No I meant because first it says it's based off one book, then go's on to say it's based off 2 other books, both of which already have films. Doesn't make any sense to me.

>>85657696
>>85658782

unattractive feet desu senpai

>>85650562
Why pay an actor when you can hire a model
see wonder woman

>>85659300
It's probably chiefly an adaptation of the book while being "inspired by" those films (in the sense that the girl from Spectre is going to die).

bond was already defiled by that fag Craig.
I don't care if they get Idris Elba, Cara Delevigne, a fucking alien with 8 eyeballs, this series will forever ruined. Especially if they keep vying for this "realistic" Jason Bourne angle.

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>>85659310

>>85659377
Fair enough

>>85650772
Skyfall is dogshit and you should feel bad for defending it

>>85659294
I thought Cara looked kind of like Emma. Now that I see this picture I realize how wrong I am.

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>>85659310
>>85659391

There is literally nothing in the bond books or movies that points to James being male

>>>/pol/

>>85659409
For all Skyfall's flaws the one thing it did right was not wasting half an hour of screen time on Daniel Craig sloppily kissing some random woman that we'll never see again.

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>>85659129
because it makes the Carafags mad.

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>>85651076
>>85651351
>Marlel fans that the mcu can't EVEN win a makeup oscar in 16 films

>>85659458
Wow, she really does look exactly like James Bond here.

>>85650261
Don't really have a problem with female bond since the movies have always been shit but I'd prefer other female over her simply because this bitch can't act for shit.

>>85659145
Yas queen

What is with all these "actor/actress wants to play _____" articles?
just because you fucking want something doesnt mean you're gonna get it, ever. I want a 10/10 qt on my cock do you ever think thats gonna happen? no. so shut the fuck up no one cares what you want ya privileged cunt

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Let them eat cake, who even cares? The 007 films are shit anyway, always a product of their time and barely reflecting the books.
Look at the tire fire that is Daniel Craig. Nothing against the guy, he's a fantastic actor and I don't blame him for taking the money, but the movies are such generic action drivel.

>>85659514
Wouldn't it actually make them happy? Because it means you secretly like her and have devoted a lot of time to collecting pictures of her.

>>85659391
>>85659458
unprofessional

>>85659378
Kingsman series is now the true Bond.

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>>85659602
because they're all rather unflattering, as opposed to the cherrypicked airbrushed photoshop shit they post

>>85659611
Cara: The Unprofessional
Also starring Finn Wolfhard.

>>85659676
>Kingsman

um no sweetie

>>85650261
>Cara Delevigne Wants To Play James Bond

Good.

>Not wanting Female James Bond R34 lezzing out

What are you? Gay?

>>85659705
I think she looks pretty cute in >>85659514, though I really don't see how she is a model.

>>85659575
They're only responding to questions. These headlines are written on one response in what can be over 2 hours worth of inane, celebrity bullshit interviews.

Daily reminder that celebrities aren't the problem with Hollywood, the tabloid market is.

>>85650261
why not just flush money down the toilet instead ?

>>85659755
She's not even hot

>>85650472
this desu

we need another sean connery type bond

>>85652818
We don't really need to since we can just wait for you to kill yourselves

>>85653190
>Libs have effectively destroyed the ability for any "minority" to helm an established franchise without it being obvious that it's simply affirmative action virtue signaling.
This. It's really fucking annoying. No minority can ever achieve anything in the west without accusations of diversity quotas being the reason for it anymore. It's fucking retarded. And they don't even understand they're doing it

I wonder what it's like to be this detached from reality?

To have absolutely no intellectual or professional credibility and be totally convinced your self-interested perception and desires of the world are realistic and probable.

I'm an actor so I know politics. Vote X.
I'm an actor and I went to Africa. Donate Y.
It's hard being rich.

>>85658850
Do you even know about makeup?

>>85658573
>James Bond has continuity he is one character.
Daniel Craig's Bond literally rebooted the series, they could easily just reboot it again with a female Bond. They're only "restricted" in the sense that they've usually shown a preference to have the Bond films all loosely connected to each other, like an early "cinematic universe." But Casino Royale showed they're not afraid to throw that out after a certain amount of time has passed, and it's been ten years since Casino Royale. That said, if they were going to do a female Bond I'd really prefer a new franchise instead, not because I have any problem with a female Bond but because Bond movies come out so fucking slowly it wouldn't mean anything. I'd prefer a franchise where we get a movie once every couple years at worst instead of having to wait six fucking years between each movie.

>fridge
Someone post cara teeth infograph

Sorry not hot enough, if you want me, a straight white male to see a female bond movie she's gonna have to provide more eye candy than that

If they casted someone like Emily ratajkowski... now that's something I can get behind

>>85659857
Transgender suicide rates drop to zero with a supportive family, so fat chance there.

>>85658017
>10 reasons why having a "charming" white male protagonist face off against an evil foreign transgender person is problematic

>>85659458
is that a fucking dude in a suit?
fucking disgusting.

>>85659955
She's a failed singer turned failed model turned failed actor

What do u expect? Only reason she's gotten "big" is because her parents bought and paid for literally everything

>>85659937
>in the west
Is that why you Britbongs are up in arms over a female Dr. Who? Because of western liberals?

>>85650261
I've seen all 24 Bond movies (NSNA is horrendous dogshit and it does not count) but I will drop the franchise immediately if they unironically cast a woman. It wouldn't be Bond anymore.

>>85658053
Everyone vocally roasted the SJW Ghostbusters and it still bombed

>>85660172
The people up in arms are manchildren autists that the show isn't aimed at, and reactionaries who don't want the show anyway (except at christmas).
Most people don't actually care because they don't watch the program; it's aimed at pre-teens and families who unironically want to turn their brains off.

When she gets a bafta for her performance, that's when the real problems start.

>>85659841
>She's not even hot

Noted.

>>85650261
I wish they would reboot the franchise and set it in the 50's

>>85657463
Maria is not a fridge. She's a beautiful and thicc woman with actual curves.

>>85650261
The level of nepotism involved in having this statement taken somewhat seriously is sickening.

She's not a good actress, that's just a fact.

>>85660190
>I will drop the franchise immediately if they unironically cast a woman
What if they ironically cast a woman? Would you watch it then?

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>>85650261
>not posting a current picture

>>85660102
Source for that? Or did you pull that "fact" out of the gaping puss hole where you used to have a dick?

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>>85650261
>the film will reportedly see Bond face off against a transgender villain

>>85659176
thus proving anyone's point that she has done literally nothing if they could have cast anyone on it instead of her and people wouldnt be the wiser

>>85660477
If they made it as a parody/satire of modern Hollywood's obsession with "reclaiming" white male characters I'd absolutely watch it
Maybe Goldfinger could be a disabled African lesbian

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>>85660617
>After defeating xir, Bond realizes his overblown masculinity is just a defense mechanism to hide the fact that he's a woman deep down
>Movie fades to black with him on the operating table for sex reassignment surgery

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James Bond is a title, not a name.
Thats why so many different people have played in that role over the years.

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>>85660749
>James Bond is not a name
>The name's Bond, James Bond

>>85660572
Sorry, I'm not pulling up the source for a jackass from /pol/.

>>85660749
007 is the title

fuck's sake, they could have a movie about a female 00 agent that isn't bond

>>85660564
Why?

>>85660650
>"Good afternoon Jane. You will be adopting the mantle of 007. It's part of the government's new equal-opportunities program."

>>85660102
Bullshit.
And if the only thing keeping you from killing yourself is "family support" you're already severely unstable

>>85660916
>gets raped and killed on her first mission immediately

muh patriarchy

So did everyone agree to fix her name's spelling?

>>85650877
>is she the only badass woman out there
be mary poppas

>>85651941
And I'll watch that. This sounds like a terrible sexist idea, though.

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>>85659006
I don't know about Bond but her bite reminds me of Guts.

Bond isn't a woman, I've read the books since I was 10 years old, it's an established character.

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>>85660905

>>85650261
>Based on the 1999 James Bond book Never Dream of Dying, the film will reportedly see Bond face off against a transgender villain.
she could certainly play the part

I have no problem with a Jane Bond film. I do have a problem with this idiot starring in anything.

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>>85661157
>>85660905

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>>85661157
We must stop this virus from spreading.

>>85661105
is he black? nice post time btw

>>85661192
The way to do a female Bond is the same as the way to do a black Bond.
>normal Bond film
>along the way, Bond has to team up with another agent, 006 or something
>006 is a woman/black
>they survive the film
>Later a film with 006 as the main character is announced
Boom, solved. Anything else is purely trying to profit of sensationalism

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>>85660564

current

>>85660190
> pipi Mr. Bond

I actually liked it. klaus Maria Brandauer, now that's an actor's name.

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>>85659458
it's like gollum was weaker

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>>85650261
Okay, assuming the most iconic womanizing secret agent in film is going to be played by a woman, explain to me why someone who is
>25
>has only "acted" in a few music videos and films
>is shit
should be the first one to do it. Then sit back while I laugh my ass off.

>>85661320
Or, yknow, you could make a new, independent movie about a black/female secret agent if you REALLY have to without leeching off the success of established franchises
Oh wait, nobody actually cares about identity politics so leeching off established franchises is the only way those movies can make money

>>85661263
Is this an alt-right rally or a Jake Paul lookalike contest?

>>85660742
No it would fade into him becoming a woman while he submits to the only true masculine people: FtM trans, lesbians and black men

>>85661289
Katy actually looks better

>>85661300
Felix Leiter was definitely white.

"a mop of straw-coloured hair lent his face a boyish look which closer examination contradicted".

>>85661263
>brother?
>brother?

>>85661429
Pretty sure that's the Chanel thing in Paris a few weeks ago.

That feel when went there and all the American celebrities had that same retarded haircut, I wtf'd pretty hard

>>85661474
Are you into methhead twinks anon?

>>85650261
Nope.

>>85650282
This.

>>85650369
She will get plenty of lead roles, her family has money, but probably not enough buy 007-IP for her.

>>85661557
>Chanel thing in Paris
So it was an alt-right rally!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coco_Chanel#Activity_as_Nazi_agent

why not make a new movie series with a woman spy lead? why do they constantly have to ruin existing franchises with this shit?

>>85661764
Because nobody would watch that.

>>85661289
traumatic hair cut from trump winning

>>85660920
Doesn't matter, point is nobody's dying anytime soon so you can cry impotently all you like and you won't get anything done. Owned.

>>85650772
The only good Craig Bond movie was Casino Royale

>>85661764
>>85662031
See
>>85661426

>>85662044
Wow. People are damaged.
https://www.thecut.com/2016/12/women-make-dramatic-beauty-moves-after-trumps-victory.html

>>85661477
They did a black Felix way before the Craig movies though so that just shows that they don't really give a fuck about being faithful to the novels.

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>>85662154
>Owned

>>85650570
5th element

>>85661764
>>85662031
Atomic Blonde, idiots.

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>>85661764
This. How many super-badass female agents are there in Agents of Shield? Plenty, and no one bitches about it. Mostly because they're hot.

>>85662224
Mad you got owned, pal?

>>85660963
I find it funny that this is the only post that commented on this.

I think Gamespot just fucked up the spelling of her name. But I never understood that extra N in there. It just makes it look like a typo and doesn't change the pronunciation. How did she get such a fucked up name?

>>85662515
Marvel's good at doing badass women without "shoving it down our throat" as people like to say. That's why their movies are so successful.

cute

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>>85662646
Agreed. Plus Skye would get the dick for eternity.

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>>85662646
Not in the comics though. LOL.

>>85660862
You seem lost.

>>85661764
>why not make a new movie series with a woman spy lead? why do they constantly have to ruin existing franchises with this shit?

Because creating something is impossible for feminazis. They are only capable of whining and ruining good existing stuff.

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>>85662763
>wanting half Asian kids

>>85662825
>“Thor? Are you kidding me? I’m supposed to call you Thor? Damn feminists are ruining everything,” he says. “You wanna be a chick superhero? Fine. Who the hell cares? But get your own identity. Thor’s a dude. One of the last manly dudes still left. What’d you do, send him to sensitivity training so he’d stop calling Earth girls ‘wenches’?”

>He goes on to ask: “What the hell kind of Thor are you?”, before the goddess breaks his jaw. “That’s for saying ‘feminist’ like it’s a four-letter word, creep,” she thinks to herself.

That's eerily similar to the posts in this thread.

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>>85662825
Yep.

>>85662879
only if you are a jew.
Elloit is a half jew

>>85662829
And you just lost the game. Owned.

>>85656203
this past season was brilliant, except for the Moffat episodes

>>85658484
context?