Sandie Edition
>>85634382
https://pastebin.com/Zi0MW4bz
sandie sucks audrey is better
Imagine giving her a hug with nothing held back
DALE CUP LOL
YOU WILLING TO GO ALL THE WAY, HUH?
YOU GONNA DO IT TO ME?
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms The Man from Another Place never gets his form back. (Pic is Evolution of the Arm)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM
could it be that they only call on candie because s. & m. are in even worse shape?
>>85645663
>so you wanna fuck the Homecoming Queen, huh?
>>85645692
its been confirmed that eddie vedder recorded a song that plays during the true detectives finale that confirms that eddie vedder won't be showing up this season and would've broken an NDA for revealing his role if it were true
I don't like these off-brand lunchposter imitations trying to force their own “____ ____ lol" memes
>>85645721
it is kinda weird that they keep calling on candie when she's such a fuckup. maybe it's a seniority thing and the other 2 have been there longer
>>85645721
I feel like this is the case
reminder that audrey horne will return tonight in a rape scene costarring her son richard
>>85645780
kale cooper lol
Reminder the Woodsman was the voice on the other end of the phone when Shadowcoop tried to call Phillip Jeffries.
>episode is called Let's Rock
>it's nothing but roadhouse performances
>>85645780
B R U N C H E D
R
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>>85645780
dale pooper lol
brain tumor lol
>>85645568
>>85645568
do i have to know original twin peaks to watch the new one?
quail cooper lol
>>85645977
You should watche the original twin peaks to watch the original twin peaks
>>85645977
no but you need to read My Life My Tapes
Sheryl Lee is a wonderful, lovely, sweet, talented, intelligent, kind and huggable lady with a smile and voice like no other!
laura cucking bobby is what deserves for cucking leo.
and that's what leo deserves for cucking shelly.
and that's what shelly deserves for cucking laura.
and that's what laura deserves for cucking bobby.
and that's what bobby deserves for cucking leo.
ben horne cucks pete and his wife with catherine.
he also cucks catherine with the one-eyed jack girls.
hank also cucks norma with the one-eyed jack girls.
but that's what norma gets for cucking nadine with big ed.
james cucks donna with maddie and the blonde cougar.
but that's what donna gets for stealing her dead friend's boy.
leland, father of said dead friend, cucks his wife with their own daughter and other teen prostitutes.
but then laura did cuck sheriff truman with josie.
wow wee, an entire town of cucks and cuckees.
>>85645977
yeah, its a continuation of the last episode
>>85645663
>right after this scene
>be donna
>see your childhood best friend laura spiral down into all kinds of trouble including sex, drugs and abuse
>want to help her so one day follow her to the bar where she picks up older men
>see opportunity to join them in a night full of coke-snorting, border-crossing sex bonanza
>walk up to them and utter the coolest, most grown-up introduction you can think of:LETS BOOGIE
imagine dougie riding in a buggy lol haha
>>85645977
yes
>>85646023
u virgin
>>85646023
it's a soap opera
DavidCHILD RAPISTlol
>>85646056
tonight's episode is about moira confirmed
>>85646012
We love her!
sail cooper lol
>>85645568
Teeth
FUSCOES CONFIRMED
>>85646059
>No DUGE license plate
>>85646012
I bet she smells very nice too
Mail Cooper LOL
you think we'll see based hawk tonight lol haha?
hes my favorite hehe
So fellas what are we gonna see in part 12?
>>85646231
Mole Woman
>>85645977
Do you read books starting 3/4ths of the way through?
>>85646231
Judy
Would you guys still like The Return if it was shot using the Sony PD-150?
>>85646127
Anything less would be a crime!
>>85646273
Should we be talking about her?
>>85646264
Lmao
Annie's daughter
>>85646108
that haircut is unsettling on him
poured in bowl lol
>>85646023
it's almost like the show parodies soap operas or something
>>85646273
>>85646231
Gordon Cole lays an egg that hatches into another frogbug
B-BU-b-B-B-BO-BO-B-B-B-BOO-BOO-B-bu-B-BU-b-B-B-BO-BO-B-B-B-BOO-BOO-B-bu-B-BU-b-B-B-BO-BO-B-B-B-BOO-BOO-B-bu-B-BU-b-B-B-BO-BO-B-B-B-BOO-BOO-B-bu-B-BU-b-B-B-BO-BO-B-B-B-BOO-BOO-B-bu-B-BU-b-B-B-BO-BO-B-B-B-BOO-BOO-B-bu-B-BU-b-B-B-BO-BO-B-B-B-BOO-BOO-B-bu-BOO-B-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPERR
>>85646294
Oh fuck no
I'm not a film purist but I hate vhs looking garbage
>>85645896
that's not true, it's at least going to have small intermissions with "where are they now" fragments of the old characters that haven't appeared yet (big ed, audrey)
next week, cooper will wake up at the end
week after that, it's going to be another flashback to the 1956 time line
>>85646335
MIGHTY GOOD LYNCHING
>>85646327
rotfl
>>85646303
I wish I was those flowers
>>85646056
almost as cool as james
>>85646294
>>85646303
>Imagine it was your dick instead of those flowers
>>85645568
What will happen tonight??? Should I make a cup of black coffee to watch? I typically drink Starbucks Verona.
>>85646367
Don't forget the sweeping
>>85646429
Judy will be talked about.
>>85646056
everytime.
>>85646429
roadhouse performances back to back. There are going to be small intermissions with the original characters that haven't been featured yet. Cooper's return is next week
>>85646463
no sweeping this episode, it will be a significant part of the two part finale though.
Don't ask me for proof for all my posts, or I could be sued for a lot of money. But my tips are genuine
Imagine subsisting on a diet of Black Lodge Pussy for 25 years and maybe your tongue slips in her fartbox too
a cutest
>>85646428
That's a very lewd imagination, anon
how comes andy hasnt done anything about the car runover witness who disappeared
>>85646294
I'd like it even more.
>>85646425
jesus, i forgot about this creep.
>>85646540
A cutie like Sheryl makes me think lewd things.
>>85646586
Why is that, anon?
>>85646570
How can you forget The Little Rascals?
>>85646540
Lynch knows how to pick them
I want to defile her too
>>85646609
Because she's a cutie I wouldn't mind seeing on screen...and on my dick.
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM
>>85646542
Because he's obviously incompetent. He shouldn't have let the guy set up a time to meet in the first place.
>>85646673
BEGONE EDDIEPOSTER
>>85646673
Why does the quality of that photo get worse every time/
chose best judy
>>85646673
Friendly reminder that you're gay
Owned
>>85646673
>(Pic is evil Cooper)
Give me one reason why Mr. C would dress up like the real Cooper.
WHEN THE TWILIGHT IS GONE
AAAH AAAH
AND NO SONGBIRDS ARE SINGING
AAAH AAAH
WHEN THE TWILIGHT IS GONE
AAAH AAAH
YOU COME INTO MY HEART
AAAH AAAH
>>85646777
he born like that
>>85646746
Girl (1956)
>>85646779
That song is radical.
>mfw Vedder's song plays this episode and vedderfags are BTFO
cap this
>9 hours til kino again
>>85647135
I hope vedderfag keeps posting even after Cooper gets his mind back
>>85646673
>he started posting a version where you can't see his eyes properly because i pointed out that his irises and skin are normal
lmao btfo
CANDIE HYPE TONIGHT, AUDREY AND COOPER NEVER COMING BACK CANDIE X DOUGIE FOREVERRRRRR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN5hSvu1dzw
We can all agree that Episode 8 is the worst of the season right? It was clearly made to pander to and hook in the normies, in the sense that it is so blatantly "art" and "difficult" that it almost verges into parody.
>>85646311
Pretty much confirmed
>>85645908
Fixed Agent Dale Pooper
>>85646425
And your name... What the FUCK IS YOUR NAME?
>>85647464
>>85646746
bottom right corner is a fake
Place your bets what kind of character is he playing?
>>85647332
Dougie would never cheat on Janey-E.
>>85647581
BOBhouse boy
>>85647464
Yeah those filthy normies really love their Penderecki.
>>85647631
Don't think he'd have a choice in the matter, honestly.
>>85647581
The Cowboy.
>>85645780
I'm with you, man. It's god-awful and literally no one's responding and he won't stop it. It's a fuckin nightmare.
>>85647581
The evolution of the evolution of the arm
>>85647701
its been confirmed that the arm nevers gets out of this evolved form because pearl jam wrote asong about it
>>85647581
Ike the spike's brother Mike the kike
Oh, mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Oooooh mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Now if the words sound queer and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivey,
Say "Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy"
>>85647653
Threnody is absolutely a piece for brainlets that know absolutely nothing about art music, yes.
>>85647571
Not an argument, its content was boring and generic apart from the hyperreality of the sequence involving the giant man, the fat woman and the golden orb.
>>85647769
Imagine how different things would have been if Ray Wise had been Sheriff Truman
JUST, Bob, JUST
>>85647789
Not hear to argue, just to give (You)'s ;^)
>>85647464
You care too much about what others are thinking
Memewhile
>>85647464
it was a visual feast you fucking wannabe intellectual. it doesn't have to do anyhing but satisfy your eyes. your primary sensual intake that drives your fantasy is seeing.
>>85645866
>not kale maclachlan lol
leave and never impersonate based lunch poster again
>>85647789
fwiw i agree with you. it was largely lame and didn't really succeed at what it was doing imo
>>85647464
I didn't like episode 8 either, 11 was far superior. I don't know why people loved 8.
>>85647135
Who is the Sméagol/Gollum of Twin Peaks?
The title "Let's Rock" clearly refers to Coop waking up, r-right?
>>85647977
Let's Rock!
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is my dad)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM
So we all agree with Ep 3 → Ep 15 at this point right? Holdouts, what could you possibly be thinking?
>>85647977
No it's referring to Duke Nukem.
>>85647581
The Zodiac Killer
ANIMAL LOYFE
>>85646315
true. amazing.
>>85647789
So what are examples of high-quality art music that'll really rustle our jimmies anon?
>>85647789
It wasn't boring to me at all.
>>85646315
>>315
Good digits anon
>>85647977
GOT A LIGHT?
>GOT A LIGHT?
GOT A LIGHT?
>GOT A LIGHT?
GOT A LIGHT?
>GOT A LIGHT?
GOT A LIGHT?
>GOT A LIGHT?
GOT A LIGHT?
>GOT A LIGHT?
GOT A LIGHT?
>GOT A LIGHT?
CUTE!!
>>85648076
Mozart is really the only composer worth listening to, but it requires significant knowledge of music and German idealist philosophy to actually understand and appreciate (which is why Mozart is possibly the single most underrated composer of all time)
>>85648205
Not really
>>85648216
BRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP
>>85648216
lyl
>>85648216
or you can suck my fucking fat chubby sweaty balls you fat fuck and admit that all art can be enjoyed just in observation rather than all this fucking dissection you snobby prick
>>85648216
Mozart pls go
>>85648292
>>85648251
This is actually completely true and your responses are just further proof of the fact that Mozart is underrated.
>>85648349
>Mozart is underrated
How can one respond to such a claim? The word "underrated" must mean something completely different to you.
reminder
>>85648474
>>85648349
>when you try to be a hipster but you don't actually know anything about music so you jump on one of the most famous and celebrated composers of all time and act like he's obscure
The Evolution Of The Farm lol
>>85645568
I had zero interest in watching neo-peak but this girl made me reconsider. What am I in for?
>>85648463
/mu/ meme
>>85648640
dougie jones
>>85648640
Serial drama
Crime drama
Mystery
Psychological thriller
Supernatural
Horror
>>85648639
Uh...
>>85648640
A cool guy called James
>>85648640
Michael Cera
>>85646407
I wish my balls were those flowers. Also it has been confirmed that Eddie Vedder sings a song.
>>85648640
Comfy murder mistery, donuts and coffee
>>85646537
i can agree
>>85648216
>you need a significant understanding of German idealist philosophy to comprehend the works of a child who literally wrote songs about farts and asses
>>85648733
>ywn crack open an alcoholic lager beer with John on the shop's step
>>85648733
LAGERBEER?
FUCK THAT SHIT
>>85648733
i like how the second umlaut isnt even on any letter in particular
>>85648924
>>85648823
COFFEE AND PIE FAG GET OUT
>>85648578
I could easily pretend that Georges Aperghis or something is my favorite composer, the only problem is that his music is awful while Mozart was the GOAT.
You answer an ad in Fleshworld magazine like you do once every month and when you're waiting at the Roadhouse this girl shows up and says "so you wanna fuck the homecoming queen huh?"
What do?
>>85648640
Laura's only in episode 2 so you can skip all the other boring stuff
>>85645568
catherine a shit
>>85649071
>what do?
fuck the homecoming queen
>>85649071
Grab muffin
>>85649245
HAAAAAAA my eyes
COOP
Reminder that Janey has given Dougie way more than two rides.
>>85649277
he got AIDS in that position
>>85646673
>Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Evil Cooper never gets his Bob egg back. (Pic is Good Cooper)
>Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM
>>85649310
frank silva was clearly a top, just look at this alpha male posture
>>85647581
the evolution of the Midget Assassin
>>85649350
nah, he was clearly a power bottom
Does anybody in Canada know where the hell I can get the Twin Peaks bluray collection for around $50? HMV and Amazon.ca had it for that price, but now that I wanna get it, HMV's are all shut down and Amazon.ca says they're all sold out and don't know when or if it will come back on sale.
>>85649071
But that is Sheryl and not Laura
>>85649071
imagne taking her shirt off and kissng those cute little pink nipples and then taking her pants off and kissng her cute little pink pusy!!!
>>85649388
>frank silva will never give you AIDS
frank is the most underrated CUTE in the show
>>85649420
Why want the bluray instead of the dvd box?
>>85649494
video quality plus Fire Walk With Me and The Missing Pieces. All for a good price.
>>85649101
>when the security guy comes from behind and squeezes her arms and she says "heeey"
boner stop
>>85649485
He got POZZ'D
>>85649518
But the super-crisp quality of the bluray takes away from the feelingat least in my opinion
didlinkin parkfilm their scenes before he passed away
>>85649245
Go fuck yourself
>>85645568
candie is figuratevly me: the character
>>85649485
finally someone said it
>>85649552
Fair enough. I still would prefer the bluray collection.
>>85649611
>>85649670
why was he always in costume?
>>85646673
JUST
FILTER
HIM
OUT
>>85649670
>ywn trek through Japan with Frank and Sheryl promoting the show
Why live
When are the episodes moving to 8pm, is it today?
>>85649725
he was never in costume. just like how he never acted in the show. he genuinely got on and looked like that irl.
>>85647696
denny lamp lol
>>85649725
Because his costume was his everyday attire
>>85646139
even cuter
>>85649670
why is he wearing like 4 layers, do americans really do this?
>>85647801
yeah michael ontkean would have had to sing mairzy doats and it would have been shit
>>85649725
he was buried in that denim jacket.
>>85649725
im pretty sure that's just how he dressed in real life
>>85649603
Please be a girl
>>85649867
not the case for /tpg/ obvs but half of twin peaks fanbase is girl
>>85648216
Mozart was really pop music at the time, he is one of the normiest composers to ever live.
>>85649897
yeah, but what kind of girls..
>>85649897
I'm a girl, I want to slam clams with Sheryl
>>85649766
Next week.
>>85649971
No lewd
vedderfags get fucked tonight's the night boys.
>>85649552
At first I thought that way too, but then I watched the blu-ray.
>>85648640
best tv in a long while
>>85650071
I wonder if Sheryl felt less weird about the rape scenes in FWWM because frank silva was gay
>>85649836
It's north west USA Canada border and most of the first 2 seasons were set in autumn winter when its cold as fuck
>>85650213
She was probably more concerned about getting AIDS from him
>>85650164
I watched the blu-rayon HBOrecently and prefer the DVD gold box version
The blu-ray also has some scenes, mostly landscape shots, not modernised and they take you out of it
>>85647188
Of course you do, /tpg/ is notorious for forcing memes into oblivion long after they were ever funny, if indeed they ever were, which they usually aren't.
>>85649350
did he get to bring friends?
>>85650291
>I watched the blu-ray on HBO
>>85650213
yeah but still every other men she had to get lewd with in the movie was straight and there sure were many
>>85646673
>>85649485
>most underrated CUTE
That's not Windom Earle
>>85650396
It was clearer than the DVD version so I assume it was the blu-ray / restored version
I might also be fucking retarded, I don't know
>>85649897
BUENOS AIRES
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S
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that THE Trent Reznor recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms that Eddie Vedder's song Out Of Sand never plays during the series and is just a musical tie-in.
Dubs and Windom Earle returns tonight
>>85650398
>mfw even more lewd scenes in The Missing Pieces
I'm surprised Lynch didn't just write up some bullshit to have Gordon Cole come fuck her too
The memes are not what they seem
>>85650490
>90
thank god
>>85650501
Sheryl is Lynch's super-waifu. He'd never lewd her.
dubs and cooper gets his mind back tonight
>>85650560
It's futile
Cooper will return at exactly 1:19, screenshot this fucking post.
dubs and cooper never gets his mind back
Repeating digits and Dougie is here to stay
>>85650558
Even worse, she's one of the only actresses to never fuck him, so he has to get his rocks off by filming other guys hump her
>>85650560
I'll help ya out
>>85650599
Hellooooooo
>tfw you will never be strangled by prime Audrey
jdimsa
>>85650599
fuck OFF
>>85650599
Call for help
>>85650599
>>85650599
NO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>85649932
Thank you for contributing to the gathering of proof
dubs and bowie cameos tonight
>>85650560
in the words of Future, "you ain't ever gonna get yo bitch back"
dubs and we talk about judy tonight
>>85650599
Dubsie Jones
>>85650666
Oh hell yeah baby
time to talk and sing about Judy
dubs and janey and sony dies tonight so the mitchum brothers take dougie under their wing like candie
>>85650666
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>85650599
For all those Roadhouse artists and shit, I'm just happy we never had to deal with Smashing Pumpkins and Billy Corgan's idiotic bald head, fuck that guy and his music and his smug face
>>85650666
HAPPENING
>>85650666
>>85650599
Here to stay
>>85650666
CUTEREST!
>>85650666
Trips are not dubs
DUBS AND DIANE TRIES TO KILL GORDON
>>85650599
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>85650723
They had a song in Lost Highway.
dubs and jade returns
>>85650666
H E L L G O D B A B Y D A M N N O
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G
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D
B
A
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>>85650762
trips contain dubs you dink
even last post number and Diane is traitor whore woman
>>85650599
CANT CLIMB TO HEAVEN ON THE CROSS
>>85650666
satan confirms it
>>85650790
Rolling for this
GoT is superior
dubs and dougie and candie dance together in a super comfy scene
>>85650803
seems like she is loyal.... to evil coop
Why does it feel like these threads keep getting worse and worse with every passing day?
It's all been going downhill since Philip Jefferies posters, then came Sheryl Lee, Vedder, Candie
a constant barrage of shitposts. Saddening, I was really enjoying these generals the first 8 episodes
Dubs and eddie vedder dies tonight
>>85650151
You'll see...
>>85650841
holy shit is that real
kreamed korn lol
>>85650868
/tpg/ is literally the greatest general ever made
>>85650755
[x] Protect
>>85650868
Lodge interfetterence
>>85650868
its always been shitposts
>>85650868
Candie is love Candie is life
>>85650841
This fat hack never had a hall of fame winning singer like Eddie Vedder write a song for his finale.
>>85650744
kek
>>85650868
/tpg/ gets increasingly worse until a new episode airs and then the cycle begins anew. we are in the worst part of this cycle right now.
>>85650878
no it's a dog that's made to look bigger with editing
>>85650868
it was always bad. I remember starting an OP once with the Windom Earle pasta and the entire thread was full of retards arguing about it. And that was before episode 8. Judyposting used to be a lot more obnoxious too, the candie/laurafags just took the heat off that.
>>85650841
>GoT better than week to week Lynching
Hardest I've laughed in a while Anon, thanks
>>85650958
cycle.... right now
>>85650950
>tfw will wake up to more Twin Peaks because timezones
>>85651009
yes, dougie
>>85650653
call who? hmmmm
>>85650868
It's literally been like this since before the premiere even though newfriend, its just some other memes were more popular like Windom Earleposting
Plus the general always becomes memier as the week goes on, the episodes are discussed to death within a few days
>>85651009
why is this so funny
>>85650868
See anon, when there's no new material to discuss, this is inevitable for any 24/7 general to not be shitposted into oblivion, just wait for the new episode and see how relatively gets better
dubs and candie strips for dougie
>>85650876
nice
>>85651054
This
>>85651054
hey anon.. want me to touch your grapes?
>>85650844
Memes aside, we still know that there's a "hectic party scene" with Belushi coming up. I'm guessing the Mitchums will take Dougie out on the town and we'll get some Dougie/Candie kino.
>>85651075
mmmm
>>85650868
>he can't just enjoy some shitposting and memes while he waits for the new episode
>>85651054
>LELAND; LELAND I SAW SOMETHING BEHIND THE GRAPES
>>85651098
"Imagine these grapes were your balls!"
>>85651054
genuinely considering getting up 2 hours before my 10 hour shift tomorrow just so I don't have to wait through the bulk of the day. The upside to normies not watching Twin Peaks is that it can't be spoiled either way.
>>85650876
eh eh, lol man, lol
>>85651054
>tfw staying up till 3am to watch new Twin Peaks
new bread when
>>85650666
>>85650841
Oh shit, she found her doggo? Nice.
>>85648943
Get in lads!!!
>>85649350
Ms Palmer I'm red room.
>>85645977
If you haven't seen it already you should fuck off and forget you ever heard the name. We don't need anymore bandwagon jumpers.
>>85646231
I work for Showtime, screenshot my post.
Hawk sees Sarah Palmer.
Truman goes after Richard.
Audrey appears.